Shh. It's all over now

Shh. It's all over now.

9to5google.com/2019/02/21/google-yeti-gaming-hardware-gdc/

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>botnet

>American "Console"

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Shut up and take your medicine

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They're afraid

yes epic a new wojak
this is what I've been waiting for *throws up fist*

so it's not just pure streaming through Chrome? if it includes hardware what's the difference, at that point it's just another console

Get ready for the Google Ouya fags.

Presumably it's cheap as fuck for the power it has

"I want a console where they can remove all my games without notice for any reason"

That's you.

>using anything that is associated with google
fucking idiots i swear

>Another source last year confirmed to us that a “few” studios have worked with Google to port existing games for internal testing, including one historically popular title. Furthermore, as of late 2018, we were told that the upcoming roadmap for Yeti is being locked down.

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>google
>in charge of not fucking it up when it comes to anything but spying
lmao

>have to give your DNA in order to play

Based Google. Nintendo, Snoy and Microdicks need to have their monopoly busted.

that's a very PT looking spooky hallway
lol at the obvious shills wojakposting though
it's 2019 sweaties

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Based and Googleplexed

I bet it's fortnite.

That project whatever capture video looks fucking horrible, artifacts everywhere.

You had me excited thinking wojaks were over for a minute there

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Spy Box 3019.

>look at how Google's run YouTube
Yep. We're fucked if this takes off.

bros. . .

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>shills
>using the fucking noogler hat

They got huge backlash for those hats and it was incredibly bad PR.

>The highlight of a new console being announced is the fact we can make new console wars wojacks.

End it.

>/pol/fags seething at the best gaming platform will come out of Google
Best timeline.

>have to submit to a background check and retinal scan when first setting up the console
>the system becomes locked to your identity, and only you can use it to prevent reselling

>run
that would imply it could crawl

What the fuck is noogler

sounds like nigger

Yeah but if you can install emulators on it, chances are good it will disrupt the gaming space.

>three companies competing for the same demographics
>monopoly
I don't think you know what that word means.

Calling it Goouya

What the fuck went wrong?

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>“If you’re new to Google, expect to be called a Noogler. Pronounced ‘new-gler,’ these people are identifiable thanks to the Google-colored propeller caps they receive,” Business Insider explained, adding that TGIF meetings are “where Nooglers receive their hats.”

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companies will willingly "inflict" boycotts against themselves to get their name out there
there is no bad pr you fucking stupid goyim, you absolute moronic nigger

what the actual fuck

Yea Forums got better

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>it has emulators to play Nintendo games
>it has Youtube to play PS4 games
>Xbox games aren't exclusive anymore so they have those too

they literally can't fail

>streaming
You iz stoopid.

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>streaming service.


Unless they threw gorillions on publisher deals to get actual games running on hardware, good fucking luck. Since Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft have vice grip on them.

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Normalfags happened

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gamer gate

You do realize that most of the old Yea Forums ms paint comics were made by the same guy right? Not even defending frogs or badly drawn krautchan bald man.

>not a single black person
Fucking racist Google shitlords.

ouya 2

Googles streaming thing actually worked really well.

t. Played it on chrome

>Streaming.

Why the fuck retards keep insisting on this shit when there is ton of issues? And the biggest elephant in the room is latency and server locations but everyone pretend that this don't exist.

NOt a single white guy either.

For you and the other 5 testers that were close to the server.

It's a pretty shitty place to work for if you're anything but Indian, Chinese or white to be honest. Everyone looks down at you and thinks you're a diversity hire when in fact the employee committee does not factor in race at all in their decisions. The company's churn rate is highest for Blacks, far more than any other demographic.

t. black who interned @ Google 2+ times

Im in kentucky

They're going to drop support in less than 18 months and leave the 2 million units sold in the dust.

The biggest elephant in the room is the possibility of stream only games that get just wiped out of existence as soon it stop being profitable.

The PS4 was developed in California.

so onlive made by google

Because centralizing processing power thus ensuring you see and control everything a user is doing is a great business move.

Based on my experience with chrome cast I'm not interested

Yes you are

Based

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Gorgeous my man.

Based and androidpilled

What the actual fuck
Is this real
Are they actually so fucking up their own ass that they have humiliation of new employees as a codified practice

based

lol imagine playing something that could be streamed
truly plebeian

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I mean I'll check out the news but I'm not getting it