Why do Female Argonians have breasts?

They're human based amphibians.

your brain is stupid

my bearded dragon has tits. he's male too. fat fuck.

The question you should be asking is why aren't they bigger?

Also the thighs and feet.

It’s explained in he lore:

The only time that they have inflated breasts, is when they are carrying eggs of their young in there. They are no more than egg sacs.
The rest of the time, they should be flat, as shown in previous elder scrolls games before Todd was involved.

>but user, thy all have breasts in Skyrim and Oblivion, explain that!

As I said, BEFORE Todd was involved. The lore had already been clearly established; having breasts in Skyrim and Oblivion is no more than ignoring clearly established lore to appeal to normies and furries that get off to tits on lizard.

So, which one are you OP? A post-election normie, or a degenerate furry?

Looks sexier and my taste is better than your taste.

because the Hist is based and redpilled and knows men and mer like big fat scalie tiddies

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How else they are gonna breast feed their children?

Argonian Tree God likes to look at titties while the deepthroat his branches and drink his sap.

>this is lore accurate.

So Katia will have something to suck on

>feet
Nice bait.

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Because all player races have the same model frame.

because Argonians are not lizards. They look like lizards but they are actually more akin to plants or seedpods from the hist tree. They can be whatever the fuck their god wants.

Do Argonians make their own body heat?

>based and redpilled
Look at the post-election normies trying to fit in by using a meme as dead as Pepe and Wojack!

>Argonian tits are supposed to be egg sacs

Well damn I'm glad they changed the lore then cuz thats fucking disgusting!

Reptile and lizards also dont talk, have opposable thumbs or can cast magic yet here we are. Fantasy world with lizardmen having features of both lizard and men? How shocking

What would you do in this situation?

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>feet
Based. I want to fuck femlizard feets

Argonians are trees though.

Argonians can breed with any races, so the Hist makes them more appealing to non-beasts so they can get the dick as much as possible.

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Todd demanded the modelers do it

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post more

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Because tits.

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suck cocks

>before Todd was involved
you mean before Arena and Daggerfall?

to breastfeed their eggs

Do they make hybrids or just more Argonians?

Woudnt3they feel like snake tits?

You're the reason we can't have nice or fun things, especially in ttrpgs because you'd be the type of person to sperg out the moment someone did something cool without using magic.

How else will the average player tell that they are female?

My sexual arousal.

Just more argonians. Superior beast genes.

>Hrist can literally change the argonians to any form it wants
When we getting a TES where this is used?
Like the main plot is the Hrist deciding to take over the world and turning every Argonian ever into massive alien like abominations.

Because its cute.

Got a source on that? I thought I remember it just being monsters.

Look at the bloke who ignores the whole point of a post and autistically gets entangled on words like a anti-social middle schooler trying to impress his peers by pretending to be a know it all.
Sad.

Look up Iksars and Sarnaks. Both are reptile races in Everquest that are 100% flat.

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this raises a question,do Bretons always come out the same regardles of what mer the other parent is or is actually different every time?

I don't believe you. Lizard tits or gtfo.

Do you think khajiits have corkscrew cocks

>The only "romanceable" character in Morrowind is a lady khajiit
>Skyrim brings actual marriage into the game, yet you can't marry a lady khajiit
>Even though Todd evidently wants to plow some fluffy pussy (elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Pretty_Kitty) and previously went out of his way to insert it into Morrowind

What did they mean by this?

god I used to beat my meat so hard to my iksar main

>complaining about reptile tits
You clearly don’t belong here

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Have you considered that all the female Argonians you have met in Oblivion and Skyrim are with child?

I would say concessions on the modelling side, but they've got boobs in Daggerfall too. Just something they've stuck with and kept a mystery?

Non-censored books say they're barbed.

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Yeah but adding tits clashes with their reptileness too much since tits are an exclusive mammal feature. A humanoid shape is fine but if they're lizardfolk then they're supposed to reproduce like lizards, which means no tits involved. Giving them tits is for fapbait. They look better without them

bretons aren't half elves, the are a distinct breed of man with some elven ancestry.

If that were the case they should ditch the fucked up lizard heads for something more commonly attractive don't you think

to attract nords and elves

t.ashskin

So have it evolve as a defensive trait. Civilized people are more willing to spare women and children, but if the women look like men they are fucked.

Because I like breasts

Post lizard titties.

>implying that won't make them more rapeable

raped is better than dead

Argonians have breasts because the Hist decides what they look like. It has full control over their genetic makeup. The most common reasoning for giving the females breasts is that it makes them more "likeable" to the men of other races.

This is bullshit on account of the fact that Argonians have had breasts since Daggerfall, and Todd has been with the series since Arena.

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You use words like supposed to, but if the God that makes them wants it a certain way, then it's supposed to be that way.

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This is your barmaid for tonight.

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the duality of man

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To better socialize and interact with the many many races that do. It's easier to survive if you can seduce your peers.

it's unfortunate that lizards are the most distinct looking race (face morph/colorations) but also have a low amount of customizations options relative to other races

>ignores the whole point of a post
>it's just pornposting
What the fuck was he supposed to address? It's not like there was any argument to counter.

A bigger question is why does she have a navel

only feetfucker is correct though

so Yea Forums at large is just trying to follow the RULES OF NATURE?

I think all races in Tamriel shared a common ancestor but some magical cataclysmic events caused an evolutionary split along the way.

I mean the host is a pretty hard mo to pin down. It very well could have been intelligent design.

Shiny lizard skin makes things look so much better but you just know they'd feel leathery like a snake instead of moist. But man can dream.

how do people even got off to these abominations

Natural shiny hentai skin.

Muh dick

what's she servin?

its not the skin you rub your dick against
its the personality

this is a beleaguered lizard who detests the sexualization and enslavement of his species
say something nice about him

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so they can be lusty argonian maids

Imagine being this fucking wrong. Morrowind is the only exception to Argonians having tits.

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snakes are pretty smooth, but cold.

Wide hips

i agree with the abolishment of slavery
only if i get sexual favors as reward for freeing them

I love playing his race in every TES game and share his detestation for sexualization of beast races.

thats debatable

Maybe they'll be soft like a geckos belly.

>those arena ones where they were just weirdly colored humans
The Argonian looks like more of a Dunmer than the actual Dunmer.

abolition means freeing them all at once, are you prepared for the consequences?

why cant i stop playing male argonian in elder scrolls?

every time i go big male argonian and i dont know why

give the big argonian dick

I always go Dark Elf but he always stops to look at lizard titties longer than the others when looting corpses.

>lizard harem
yes i am prepared also you can bet i'll leave a lot of bastard children and never pay child support(asuming they can give birth with a human)

lizz on lizardman

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how the hell would you titty fuck them if they didn't?

Strong, masculine cloaca

I always play a female Argonian and shag Argis the Bulwark every time without fail.

Because Bethesda is too lazy to make more than one one-size-fits all model, despite having the deep pockets to pull it off and having done so in the past.
Bethesda is a trash, lazy, incompetent, buggy game releasing company nowadays.

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that is possibly the most generic nord character available in the entire game
regardless of faggotry that's a really low standard

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See
The Morrowind Argonians are literally one exception to the rule of the entire series.

This is wrong

ffs user,put a spoiler on that i just ejaculated on my monitor
now i have to clean this ugh

>that is possibly the most generic nord character available in the entire game
What can I say, most generic Nord means biggest toughest man. Scars are hot.

Argonians are birthed from trees, so NOT repitiles. Learn your biology dummy

I mod Morrowind to give the Argonians titties

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to attract redguard men.

Well good for you Mr Scalie, but I like my beast races to look like beasts.

Oh I bet you like beasts alright

But there are middlingly flavorful ones who are also nords, like Vorstag. Even Farkas is thick as a brick and generic but still seems outwardly interesting as a character. If I wanted a follower from among the housecarls that would be my last choice, I don't think I even bothered getting access for him on playthroughs that use Vlindrel Hall

Good thing the Argonians are magically molded and genetically altered by a bunch of kalpa-hopping hivemind trees so them having tits no longer becomes an issue.

>No beard
I want a man, not a sissy boy.

very nice very good

All the better to jack off to.

what is the best race and why is it argonian?

You.

that's barely even a beard and you know it
following that criteria I can only see stenvar as having a higher beard% while also being a follower but whatever fag

Because Mr. Howard knows that for vidya to be successful it requires one of three things, ideally all three: an engaging story/world, fun gameplay, and rule 34.

to rape men with

Argonians are pretty based because they fucking hate foreigners.

hmm,what did he mean by this?

almost every race hates every other race on some level, it wouldn't be an interesting setting otherwise

why do lizard kids have abs?

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>In order to look like the others races the hist gave them titties
>the hist sap is in their titties for their kids
Most likely to use the same model if we speak on gameplay reasoning.

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More importantly, do they have nipples? Why do they cover their breasts? Can crossbreeding between a mammal and argonian happen? What comes out of it?

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because they make the best belts

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Bretons are pretty cucky, as are Imperials. Khajiit are usually too high to give a fuck.

But the Dunmer and Argonians are ona whole other level. Dunmer will enslave you, and the Argonians will either want to kill you, just kill you, or leave you intentionally to die in the swamp.

Tree people.

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Notes_on_Racial_Phylogeny
Wizards are sick fucks

>thighs
based

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>despite having the deep pockets to pull it off and having done so in the past.
Morrowind also made Argonians and Khajiit unable to wear helmets or boots so they wouldn't need to make extra models. The laziness they went for in Oblivion onwards is actually the better kind.

beasts don't deserve hats or shoes, both of which are hallmarks of civilization among superior races

rude

MOMMY

>ITT

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This actually.

Animals should not be wearing shoes and hats. Based Dunmer.

m..more

In awe at the size of that lad.

>he actually believes that anyone is entitled to anything outside what they earn for themselves by their own efforts

i wish i was where her lolincloth is

So Todd could copy paste the same skeleton every other race uses instead of making one just for Argonians because he's a hack

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user, Todd has been around at least since Daggerfall

In fact, argonians make for a fine pair of boots and khajiit can furnish a serviceable hat for their betters. So in a sense they can fulfill their wishes.

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cute

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I saw that too
I hate the current internet

Why do women have big asses?

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what are they gonna do with the little hatchling?

Their ancestors' collective efforts earned the right for their offspring to have such things, and said offspring are charged with maintaining this trend

He was replaced by a skinwalker in 2005

because the Hist

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Put it back in the pen with the others, it climbed out and stole some pants because it thinks it's people

Eat it. Like Kwama eggs.

>current internet
the circle game's been a thing longer than the internet has existed

Generations of selective breeding. For both versions of the question.

>Kirkbride

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>lizard people are always tribal savages
Do we blame Warhammer for this, or is it older than that?

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unf

mk is okay when he has someone like todd to step in and curb / distill his bullshittery
the moment that people got onboard the OOG train and gave him credit for everything was the moment he got too full of himself and fucked up

>make naked lizards
>don't give them dicks
I will now not buy your game.

Yum

It's because they're fucking lizards.

Dumbfuck dinosaurs didn't even have McDonald's.

I always play as a skinny lizard twink

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>recently reinstalled Oblivion and Morrowind to mod and play again
>Argonians in Oblivion look like actual weird dinossaurs and khajits look like putrid shit
>randomly finds Mai'q as soon as I start Oblivion and the only dialogue he says is how his race and argonians never been so pretty

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Thank George Washington and making it his hobby to breed giant asses then. Big, hairy, ill-mannered asses. Do you know how often he had to smack them?

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>implying

WHFB lizardmen and greenskins are perfect because they repel people like you

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Stupid answer. Neither do monkeys, but humans aren't monkeys, and lizardpeople aren't lizards.

they had tits in arena and daggerfall
Morrowind's don't have tits because they're slaves from Black Marsh where the Hist are so they don't need sap titties

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excellent choice

>this thread

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Morrowind Argonians were cute af

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All the argonian slaves were milked for their hist sap to sell on the black market.

This.

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they were tree lizards that were ascended by the Hist
I have no idea where this 'Argonians are trees' shit comes from

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Just outside of Mournhold.

Absolutely cucked and BTFO

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internal genitalia. only comes out when its sexy time

Jokes on you, I still masturbate to Chaos.

Not at all, no

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Unironically would all four of those

The lizards didn't occupy that territory because they have no capacity for civilization, just border raids. They were pushed back by House Redoran to essentially their original holdings.
It also took an extradimensional invasion, the death of their living gods, and a meteor impact for the animals to gain even a slight upper hand

Do you honestly believe that?

They need to introduce Imga as a playable race.

9 is a stupid number and triggers my autism.

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gay. there should be massive sweaty balls and thick meaty foreskin.

>"BUT THE LOOOOOOOOORE"
>se fanbabies

Fucking convenient

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i vaguely remember reading about those
arent they super beings that look like chimps?

I don't take it as a hardline stance but the absolute state of WoWkids wanting to fuck actual degenerated goblins or get banged by 4000 orcs in a row is something I can live without in my hobby

>no one posts cute Skyrim Argonian waifus
Welp. I really want to like them, but the only thing that makes my dick hard about Argonian is the idea that their cunt must be extra warm to put your dick in.

It is when you're a reptile. Prevents you from scraping your dicks against the floor.

>no capacity for civilization
they had a great civilization and then abandoned it once Men and Mer created theirs
Unabomber was right

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Because game devs have anatomical knowledge equivalent to furries.

not against that,but imagine how awkward the interaction between them and human races would be

Imga are basically a rip on planet of the apes who in 'high society' try to behave like men/elves and are largely looked down upon for it
The most notable imga in history did a really sick dance (with help) that managed to split time into both elven and human aspects for worship

I'm thinking of buying one of those toothless harmless snakes and use it at as an onahole cocksleeve.
Yes/No?

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Lizard tiddies?

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Now someone post what actually made it into the game

They're gorillas that live in Valenwood. Their society is divided between those who worship elves, specifically the Altmer and will try to emulate them, shaving their bodies, wearing fancy clothes etc. and those who just don't and live simple jungle lives.

Could be a perfect unarmed, brute strength race.

no you fucking faggot
reported to the fbi

to breastfeed

>no nipples
how am i suppose to get intoxicated with hist sap juice now?

the best

Imagine trying to kick a naked creature coming after you in the balls but you can't cause its protected all inside

why not just buy a basketball and only partially inflate it? it's the same thing

Kill yourself, you'll get some in heaven.

Current /vg/ and Yea Forums types are just bottom of the barrel folks and children and we all know it despite not being able to let go.
There's enough -tans images of warhammer characters/races floating around that makes me believe that the fact it's not really that popular and having some active MMO/gacha is the single thing not opening that floodgate to it. Even so 40k is very much connected to autists too.

cute

The hist decides on what kind of tits our argonian mommies have

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The facial expression on the human girl shows she would have left knightanon for some local fag who doesnt go on quests for the good of the realm.

GODS

>"current" Yea Forums users are bottom of the barrel
Son, who are you fooling?

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I consider most of the fanart and such that's come out since TWW/VT to be pretty mild. Except the elves.
40k is a different story altogether because of its target demographic and it's pretty bad in that sense but I don't see WHFB ever going there.

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Because the HIST wanted them to have them.

Blue and tan/orange is baby's first color scheme but it actually looks okay here

Because Todd is a cheap hack, trying to save money on mainstreaming designs.

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Someone hasn't seen what people have been drawing of the Skaven.

Skaven players have always been reddit / faggots anyway. I did forget about that though.

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Let's be frank, WHF is dead and dying the longer AoS exists. Just be glad it wasn't really that popular and got just about enough decent video games after it was killed off.

Meant for

big lad

Much like Megaman, other parties are treating it a lot better than GW really did. If only WHFRP had turned out a bit better. Anyway this has very little to do with lizards

>pepe'kek
>to'pkek

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Iksars started my fetish when I was a kid.

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How did oblivion fuck it up so bad?

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long boi

My point is less about lizards and more how the undesirables people talk about inevitably are tied to popularity more than anything else. I've seen my own share of decent to good communities here devolving into nothing but kiddies spamming nothing but feels and sadfrog shitposts the moment the IP got far more popular than it used to be.

that's fair, I don't disagree. However those same popularity bandwagons die off after awhile and you can retain some of the better people while the rest move on, so it's not wholly a bad thing

Rushed Gamebryo facegen shenanigans

No beast feet in TES6 no buy

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Hist sacs

>two old men are jerking each other off in a lizard tit thread

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Why can't humans and lizards live in peace? Why it always gotta be genocide?

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I don't see you contributing pal

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Todd was Involved with TES since arena RETARD, he's even on the damn cover and was the voice of the skeletons and some monsters

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Because reptiles have brains the size of walnuts. That's very small.

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Humans can barely live with each other, what makes you think they could live peacefully with something entirely different that is capable of potentially competing against them for mastery over the world?

If lizardgirls were real, do you think they would only seek warm blooded mates for easy body heat access?

They have arms too, gonna complain about that? They're just lizard people and anyone who needs further explanation are either retarded or gay, probably both.

Holy shit
How has nobody done a 'buy my game' macro using that cover art yet?

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>assjob
nothing makes me harder

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no, they'd get a rock and use it like a body pillow
maybe carve some dude into it

No, because most animals are resistant to the idea of race-mixing unless forced by artificial means.

The same reason the zora have tits. It's an aesthetic thing.

>artificial means.
So rape?

Literally only because normies need tits on something to know it's female. To a normie you would only be able to pick from male or gayer male, and argonian would be a heavily shittalked and underplayed race. Only logical answer. It's similar to how every female model in league needs big tits because normies, who are the bulk of anything's revenue, can't immediately tell what's female.

Ahem.
" Surely any normal Bosmer or Breton impregnated by an Orc would keep that shame to herself, and there's no reason to suppose that an Orc maiden impregnated by a human would not be likewise ostracized by her society. Regrettably, our oaths as healers keep us from forcing a coupling to satisfy our scientific knowledge."

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die

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I'm almost certain normal people don't play female argonians anyway and the ones who do aren't concerned about it being the "gayer" option

how would you even do that,even if you restrained their arms couldn't they just slap you off or choke you with their massive tails?

why is there a horse penis going inside of donald duck's rectum?

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Do it missionary then

one of the most uncommon occurences on this site

bind the tail up against the back alongside the arms, duh

I rather see Lizardmen and Argonians As South and Mesoamerican based civs than Warcraft doing that shit with Trolls.
Atleast we got Khajiit as Indians and South Asians in to one package.

Scaly men > scaly women

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send the lizard titties

>topkek

>dragon enemies
>"FUCK MY ASSHOLE! JUST FILL ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER"

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Khjajiit phisiology also varies between housecats to fucking Kilrathi

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or you could bribe them some septims you know

brb got to crack open the nexus real quick.

>Could've got cool dragon people that actually look like dragons
>Instead we got cosplay dragon race

the fuck did you get that idea from user?
there's actual in-universe smut books that confirm they have what you'd expect from felines.
barbed benis

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>dragonsburn.tumblr.com/archive

wheres the fun in that?

That was daggerfall, right? What's funny is that the khajiit there were of the ohmes-rath variety so I wonder if the khajiit form that look identical to wood elves also have that type of dick

What of it?

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binding them after exhaustion,and keeping them as your liitle sex slave

Yeah, they'd seek any bipedal mammal with the funny exception of humans because they're too ugly. It would be funny to see a fantasy world with multiple races and humans are considered one of the ugliest and least attractive to btfo self-insert fags

>Argonians can breed with any race
>they are also immune to mammal-related diseases
Perfect.

>furshit
>written by a magapede
what a surprise.

...

>vore from what i can grasp from reverse searching it
delete this, okay?

smart man

what the fuck are those ears, this isn't WoW

>tfw no Khajiit monks in any ES game

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>game has over a billion mods
>not a single one gives argonians proper feet

How do you fail this hard?

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this

I love this guy's style, if only he didn't waste it on fucking vore.

There was that DB guy who was a member of the Black Hand that fought unarmed.

Isnt it because everyones sort of related to elves and the animal people have a wide range of breeds like actual lizards/cats to really humanoid?

they are humanized animals, humans have tits, so the humanized lizard also gets tits, retard

maiq

This

IIRC khajiit and the elves share a common ancestor but their paths separated. Still one of the khajiit form is identical to the bosmer.

There are a few that try

Good thing that cat person just happen to come across this poor guy drowning so he could yank him out of the water. He could've died

What else am I supposed to look at?

Hist

>lizard-things

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KEEP GOING

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What mods are these?

not sure but here's a body preset for making thicc lizards nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/94147

They contain hist for helping their babies grow into humanoids. If you suck 'em you are gonna get high as a kite.

kek

looks like I'm off to spend 50+ hours installing mods just to fap once and uninstall again

May as well ask given this is the perfect thread, but how come there aren't very many anthros based on reptiles? If there are reptilian anthros in stuff they're more likely to be straight up fantasy like dragons.

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nope
argonians canonically have gigantic throbbing cocks

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Because mammals are always more popular. If there are reptiles they will almost always be fodder enemies or evil, or both

>tribal savages
>somehow able to acquire halberds
>but not armor

What?
Dragonkin, lizardmen and kobolds are a fantasy staple.
If you are asking why there aren't many playable ones, it's because the effort needed to accommodate a reptilian body shape for variable gear takes an obscene amount of extra modelling if you don't want to end up with

>Not using your superior scales do protect yourself against blades and clubs
How does it feel to be such a beta, pondscum?

I think I spot a clitoris in this image

>this is official art
why does Todd love kitty titties so much?

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Then what are Argonians going to look like in the incoming next-gen Elder Scrolls game?

I would pound that pussy,

Anime girls with lizard ears and tails attached.

because they're perfect

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like this

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Who knows, in fact cats are terrible pets. They straight up do not care about you. They also are so stupid you cannot train them. They're good for nothing except wasting your money on them and that's all. Nothing more than a MONEY PIT. Again, a Money Pit.

Terrible. The irony is that I see stuff like tigers or lions legitimately be affectionate towards their human handlers. I don't see that from the so called "domesticated" common house cat.

>lizard ears

Ya, you heard me. Or you only watched post-90's animu and mango?

Undercity.

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you're just wrong there mate
cats do care when they are kept well. problem is that they are not dogs and people try to keep them like dogs and it doesnt fucking work, then they get upset and say the cat doesnt give a shit.

Those appendages you see on lizard heads aren't ears, bro. They're frills, functionally closer to eyebrows. Lizard ears are like bird ears, just holes in the head.

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Yes there is, dont remember the name of the mod but it gives them raptor looking feet, it also gives khajiit cat legs like in morrowind and neither race can wear boots or shoes I think.

get yourself a python and fuck it proper you worthless nigger
btw a smaller snake would fuck your dick up nand you cant go to the doctor like that

Thanks dude. If I find the armor I'll post it so we can all enjoy this madness.

Well Yea Forums?

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You're still trying to apply logic to jap waifuing.

I've seen those and they look terrible.

Man on Yea Forums not as smart as he thinks he is, more at 11.

A is the only acceptable answer

How come the Skyrim thieves guild didn't have a single Khajiit in it?

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>artist with the ability to draw different styles.

Lamias, dude. Cute, horizontal, scaly pointy ears

friend?

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As an enlightened centrist B is the answer.

Underneath all the lies and shilling, he's still a nerd.

Depends on context.
Normal art - A
4koma - B

Artist of this?

yes

lol they had tits in arena and daggerfall

B is the perfect blend.

Kitty!
With titty!

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>hair
no

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A

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>>dragonsburn.tumblr.com/archive
damn i almost forgot about that comic

>hair
YES

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>khajiit and Argonians have these incredibly strange societies and biologt
>in-game cats are just thieves and junkies and argonians are literally humans but with scales in behavior
This bothers me.

B. because it looks like anime and it's cute :3

so cute

>The hist use hist sap to trap the soul of any person who tries to fuck the lizzer.
Truly a master stroke.

I mean I love scales. Like reptiles are among my favorite species ever, but I'm not that on board with my scales having titties. Can Argonians even give milk or lactate, or just it just bags to suckle on?

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I wanna sit on that muzzle

B is friend into waifu combo. C is fuckable and too easy. A is meh.

almost like the lore is nothing but windowdressing people like to jack off to when it rarely actually matters

sex friend?

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B looks like she'd call me a faggot.

Welp the tards are here. It's been a decent thread, folks.

Thieves guild in Skyrim was so shit they preffer to sell Skooma on caravans

nothing changed?

>yes

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YOU BROKE THE RULES

>tards
>same shit as before
What did be mean by this?

"So, uh. You're like Redguards, right?"

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selective breeding from superior human masters

Is Todd a scaly or a furry?

furry, remember pretty kitty

judging by how shit the "dragons" are in skyrim id say not a scaly at all

One theory on that subject is that Argonians have (hist) sappies instead of milkies.

B

"dragons" indeed.

A or B. Leaning toward A.

pretty kitty has me convinced he actually is a closet furfag

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I always love these threads assuming they stay on topic

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>mod game with porn mods
>wtf why do they have tits now?
Scalies truly are the dumbest subhumans around, even lesser beings that ponyfags

the OP screenshot is unmodded
they have scaly titties in vanilla

That's not modded Skyrim, you subhuman.

Remember when we killed furfags and scalies on sight for being such cancer? What happened?

Honestly I'll take any of them. Each provides an experience of their own.

They're Hist sap storage sacs to feed offspring if they're unable to drink it directly from the Hist.

a good thread

maybe even the best

weak bait

we all discovered the wonders of human male/female anthro

Because you never 'killed' anyone you just sort of thrashed about posting 40k images praying it'd do something.

This is just an excuse to post lizard boobs, so post some lizard boobs.

Ponyfags showed up to take the bullet instead, and rightly so.

Mods would ban you on sight back when they had balls

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Nope. Furry Friday was an event for a very long time.

porncomix.info/warhammer-its-a-pleasure-to-serve-devilhs/

Yeah, which is why fucking moot tolerated you by making a furry board only to ban everyone who posted in it. Sure was accepted then, eh?

I use the power of modding.

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send those drago bazangos

You realize all of those bans got revoked, right? Pretend oldfags are so cute.

this looks comfy until you realize in reality this would be spider world and basically uninhabitable

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go back to ED

So this is the power of furry revisionism.. Simply brute force their fetish and then pretend they were welcomed.
Bring back fursecution, except into real life as well

The guy who ruined this site forever with /mlp/?

Why are you roleplaying? Isn't that what furries do?

I can roll with that, as long as I can play with them!

>tfw no snek gf

Except it actually does what it's supposed to by containing bronyfags, unlike certain other boards

You folk were always a small, very loud group which is why the majority didn't care enough to do anything.

Can't believe Yea Forums now defends furries. Zoomers were a mistake.

Do you reckon argonian women have smooth soles? I would like an argonian woman to step on me and smoosh my nose between her smelly toes hehe.

>vore
Please kill yourself
Vorefags are worse than footfags

shit you got me user,i was secretely stealing all your sultry argonian pics

nigger, I don't care what the fuck it is as long as I can masturbate to it

Even normies across the internet despised your kind. Damn you really are delusional. Go yiff on 8ch where you're tolerated.

Maybe you should learn what that word means.

I'm not a vorefag I just like the style and take what I can get

If it has tits and scales, I don't give a fuck. Now if it were amphibians like say frogs, we'd have a problem. Don't fuck with me frogs.

>the then far biggest board
>"minority"
Christ

That's right, dear brainlet. Turns out not everyone on Yea Forums agreed with you just because a group of you existed there.

>now

someone doesnt remember the sup gam.boys threads
>our system thinks your post is spam

I want to worship her cute feets

cope
mournhold got burned to the ground lel

Wonder why it's marked as spam?
Of course, furfags are the silent majority. God damn give these subhumans an inch of tolerance and they will pretend everyone is fine with their shitty erp and and mentally ill attraction

Fuck off dude, fap to your animals if you want but don't pretend the majority of the internet was okay with your kind until today where now it's a mainstream thing due to fetishes getting normalized.

Furfags are nowhere near as bad as trannies.

>hurr we're cancer but so is X so that makes it okay for us to annex sites to post our degenerate obsession
These hoops you jump through..

shut up Yea Forumsigger

A for both.
B for porn ONLY.

Stop making me want to have sex with dinosaurs. I have not fallen that far.

Yes you have.

source?

Lets see here
>trannies spam on all boards
>furfags contained to /trash/
Yeah I'm going to say trannies are worse.

If you had any self awareness your own post would be an indication why furfags aren't wanted nor welcomed

I wonder if TESVI will keep stupid wastes of dev time like marriage. Skyrim had so many of these feature that felt like some random guy's idea that got coded with the least effort.

They should have encouraged modders to take care of menial things like ^^^. They should have concentrated on a more complex and fun magic/melee combat system than fuck around with little things like that.

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Jesus fucking christ would do I have to do to make her real

sir please sit down, you are distracting the other guests.

Never ever.

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This is really high quality stuff. more

Slave race that has been breed to be more pleasing to their masters sensibilities.

Is there a mod that gives female hair or not necessarily, just better hair options for argonians.
I feel like scalies don't get any love, and honestly i'd trust lizardnigger more than a knife ear or rednigger.
Seriously though, besides that 1 mod that redid the color scheme for argonians, is there any other mod that improves them?

fucking based todd giving us sappies

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what mod?

Was this bait? Surely no one could be this confident about knowing the facts while being so utterly and completely wrong.

I love lizard tidi so much

Can a human impregnate an Argonian?

ill try my hardest!

How do I get this in me? Do I have to inject it?

Nope.
Even Khajiit half-breeds haven't been documented despite they being technically mer, Argonians are the most alien of the races by genealogy.

Don't make me install this shit again holy FUCK

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>female animal girls in heat

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Not sure how far I can push my luck.

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What kind of lizard is this?

Man I just want to talk lore

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/51232/
here you go

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some kind of monitor lizard

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moar

cute!

I want them 3D !

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>shyguy9

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The lusty argonian maid must also be a busty agronian maid, duh.

Probaly some Fallout fag that knows nothing about Elder Scrolls

>"If Iam going to eat somebody, it might as well be you"

Especially nu-faggots. God i wish fallout never existed.

Downloading Skyrim

Look up "FAR argonian textures" and uunp body thank me later newfags

memes never age well

The feminine beast race texture mod with the oily chests and bellies is best

Because the Hist made them that way.

isn't this the yinglet artist?

>tfw you read every argonian image with mono/dialogue in their only skyrim voice

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I want a gravelly voice argonian gf

yes. He's really into genderbending for some reason.

Least he's not onto realism/trannyism viritue signaling. Just good'ol classic "I've got tits!"

this

too bad he doesn't draw any actual porn

The chain smoker voice is definitely a bit of a shame, especially when the males sound utterly fine.

i'm no scaly or furry so can't contribute to that side of the conversation, but it's really funny genderbending is brought up.
it was always theorized that the more hist sap consumed as a child determines the argonians gender and eso delves into a lot of their reproduction methods (they all have a cloaca), but some will also undergo genderswaps via the hist's will so that some pairings can have children. or for relationship reasons, like one that was sick of waiting for his love interest to make a move (females traditionally do), so he went and became a woman only to find out she became a he in the time they were apart. worked out in the end though.

holy shit I want to fucking strangle you. Tits makes them fapbait? Yes. Because this is a fucking videogame made for humans who like to fap to things. You fucking pseudointellectual dullard.

This is a very subtle scalie thread, can't fool me.

>this thread
>subtle at all

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ESO really weirded me out with the dunmer+argonian pairs you'd see mainly close to Stormhold.

fuck me why is lizard titty so good

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damn you caught me