Do you guys have any subtle gamer tattoos?
Do you guys have any subtle gamer tattoos?
THE WRONG ARM IS CONNECTED TO THE FIST
>two right hands
TWO RIGHT HANDS!?!?!???!!!!!!!??
>nah tattoos are trashy.
based
In no particular order, I have:
1. Berserk brand
2. Azumanga Daioh logo
3. Los Illuminados symbol from RE$
4. Sawa' Ear-ring from Kite
All on right arm.
On left arm:
1. Zelda tri-force
2. Mad max Fury Road War-Bo brand
3. Daedric symbol from Elder Scrolls
4. Norse rune for joy/peace
I want to get the Waterworld dry land map on my back next.
HA
>RE$
That game was so money.
>he has 2 right hands
BING BING WAHOO
>tattoos
how fat are you?
WTF mario is a negro?
>tattoos
Those are for trashy NPCs
tattoo is on the wrong hand lmao, when he jacks off its mario jacking him off LMAOOOOO
>Get a tattoo of your waifu
>She jerks you off
These niggas need to live a little, damn
NINTENFAGS BTFO
>two right hands
>Mario jacking you off for the rest of your life
This is why the Bible forbids tattoos.
>wrong hand
>mario not wearing a glove
>his suspender strap is an inch thick
Holy fucking shit.
No, I'm not a nigger.
漢字を読んでられるか?
I don't think you know what subtle means, idiot.
>jerking off with the left hand
what?
imagine how embarrassing it would be to have this on your arm forever.
11 year old
If you're a rightie, you jerk with the left.
Everyone's talking about the hands but Mario's right leg is looking kinda weird.
>Using the mouse with your left hand
>gets covered in shit tattoos
>they help me express my unique individuality
>He isn't ampidextrous when he faps
Faggot
That's chinese.
I'm 27
bet you use your fork with your right hand too like a faggot
>hand the wrong way around
jesus christ
no i use my dick
>distorting your junk into a banana
Balance, faggot.
this man has a point
Says the 9 year old
Yikers
this tattoo idea works way better with luffy
>not using your feet to jackoff
i would kill myself
Lol i wonder if he killed himself after the break up
jack off with your thighs instead
>Skyrim
Is there any game that screams you're a normal fag more than skyrim or cod?
>Not drinking milk/breaking your bones to jack off with the worst part of your body
No thanks
How does anyone think this tacky corporate shit looks good on them? Not to mention how much it must have cost them to get these billboards plastered on their skin.
LoL, Minecraft, Zelda, Halo, Fifa
I love waterworld
>all these fat neckbeards and manlets that can't just suck themselves off
o i am laughing
>getting a literal brand name tattooed on yourself
Americans were a mistake
>tattooing a white nationalist on your arm
dios mio
Thats actually morrowind and Skyrim and oblivion fused together.
>being this much of a fucking normal fag
It's not that difficult. You get used to it fast.
Fapping with leftie just feels too weird for me, so I'd rather mouse with it instead.
>t. Manson
You use your non-dominant hand so it's easier to prevent peepee essence from spreading while you go clean yourself up, cumknobs.
Nah, see, that mario is actually a Rakshasa in disguise.
you don't understand. it's "fandom." they're a community.
You can't mistake Oblivion for Skyrim and in the same breath call someone else a normalfag.
If I get /thin/ will I be able to sef-suck?
I'm 5'10" and my dick is 8 inches erect but I weigh 200 pounds
Bitch must be a masochist to get that monstrosity etched on her back for life.
I use the keyboard when jerking off
the image is mirrored, idiots
that''s his left hand
What is the appeal of this? And look how fucked the mario’s crotch looks
Mario's fist would still be wrong idiot
a community of retards subservient to movies and comics made for children. I remember eating lunch with my girlfriend one day and at the table next to us was a fag who was telling his fag hag friend about how he saw infinity war 4 times and cried each time. Read a fucking book people.
I don't care if they're seen as European tradition, tattoos are the mark of Moloch and are 90% of the time lame. I pledge to no one enough to adorn my body with their image, no company, no actor, no person, no faith.
>Stretch-tite would be backwards
>Mario would STILL have two left hands
Retard
Thinking of getting the Hunter's mark from Bloodborne, personally.
>He doesn't use both hands
Dicklet
Poor bait.
Nice
you're the fucking idiot
Look at you own hands, what side is your thumb on? Now look at the tattoo
Idiot
baited
HOT
Uh no
NEVER get a pop-culture tattoo, and I don't advise other tattoos unless you keep them discreet
I'm a lefty and I jerk it with my left hand
I have a tanooki from MB3 but done in the style of that classic panther tattoo where it's latched to the arm. It's a tattoo of the actual animal but it's for the tanooki suit in MB3.
>Jerk off with your right hand
>Cant browse shit while jerking it and continuously have to stop to click on next video
Or
>Be a based leftie masturbator
>Can browse and jerk with out ever having to stop
imagine fapping with this hand, haha
forgot the pic fuck
BEING THIS BTFO'D
Back to R E D D I T where you could downvote him for absolutely annihilating your soilent stuffed boipussies.
>Azumanga Daioh
You're ok in my book
yes?
That's a German in that picture.
>Gee mom how come iron man gets to have TWO letters?
I have never seen a tattoo that impressed me, I have respect for some of the artists who make them but for the retards who get them they come out looking so jarring and gaudy. Especially if you're a doughy pale soiboi faggot covered in zelda tattoos.
Um excuse me sweetie but you are really the idiot here for you see if the image was mirrored than his hands WOULD STILL MATCH. maybe you need to rethink your life a little before calling out others because you could be the one that ends up looking STUPID like you did in this case.
i swear these know it all internet jerks are a diamond dozen.
>2010+9
>unironically getting tattoos based on corporate shit and pop culture references
also
you're one sad motherfucker
Fuck you mom
But I want one
This. On computer? Lefty. On phone? Righty.
even lower quality bait.
>tattoos
pre-2000 called
>Post
>Get replies
What a fucking faggot you are
WRONG
looks like shit. the blue spray ruins it. hope you don't live to your 40s so you don't regret this.
MERELY
PRETENDING
Looks pretty well done actually desu
I wonder who the artist was
what's wrong with your skin?
>WhEn GaMiNg Is LiFe
You want one now, but once you have it you will regret it
Jesus, how do you even fuck up this bad? This is permanent for fuck's sake.
I'm already getting a sleeve why do I care that there's some pop culture stuff mixed in
Nice
back ti facebook faggot.
yes
Yeah, use the phone with my right.
welcome to Yea Forums lurk more underage faggot.
if you have a tattoo, this is what you look like.
>waterworld tattoo
I have a friend in the army that got a tattoo of Totodile on his arm, he later told me it was what he regretted most in the past few years. He later got married at the age of 21.
With that being said, I think that video game clothing can be fine so long as it's subtle and not the main focus of the outfit. A good example would be the various pins that Valve released for CSGO, but only using one that matches everything else. A lot of times I'll wear a faded Black Mesa shirt underneath something that opens up or over a mesh long sleeve shirt as casualwear on colder days.
You'd get an awful lot of people thinking your brand isn't finished
If you're trashy enough to get a sleeve, yeah, go ahead
>It's not skyrim because it has skyrim mixed in it.
???
Cool
>Zelda atri-force
I am (loosely) considering getting
loli
con
vict
Somewhere but I'm not that much of a madman.
I've never gotten around to reading Berserk but I'm fine with that.
damn, brb going to get tatted up.
A-HA! SO MARIO WAS THE MAN WITH TWO RIGHT HANDS ALL ALONG. PREPARE TO FACE JUDGEMENT!
my best friend has a Zelda Tri-Force and it looks awful, but I don't have the heart to tell him.
Also I know for a fact that he isn't even that big of a Zelda fan and has only played Oracle of Seasons and Minish Cap.
Thats like saying a pizza is cheese because it has cheese mixed in it you fucking autist. Its an elder scrolls tattoo.
>Trashy
user, sleeves are pretty damn common.
GOTY!!!
Someone post the megumin showing her butt tattoo.
bing bing wahooing like motherfucker
I have the bloodborne Caryll Runes for Eye and Moon on my right forearm on the outside, on the inside I have the eye used for the Neverwinter Nights symbol.
Once when I was visiting an internet girlfriend in South Africa I was sitting at a bar alone and some old man came up to me and started asking me about the bloodborne runes on my arm because he thought one of them was the secret symbol of his cult, he didn't want to outwardly say it at first but he was asking me tons of questions about it and when I was answering honestly he thought I was also saying it "but not really saying it" like he was, just prolonging the situation.
Yes, they are. In trailer parks, that is.
Dont you remember pixel majoras mask?? haha I guess you just have never heard of majoras for snes hahaha my tattoo isnt retarded haha you are....
I've never seen someone so fat that fucking Converse are tight on their ankle like that, wow.
trashy people are common
pleb
goaaaads where es mhy husbans sunnnnnnn
Mr. Cool Ice is based and I don't even have tattoos.
I live in a big city and tattoo sleeves are super common.
How to spot a casual
The least shitty of the entire thread. At least most people will see that and think its a sick spider skull tattoo. I would have left the truth symbol off though.
It's never going to be finished so you might as well start now
>food analogy
Part of the photo contains the skyrim logo, die mad about it.
>を
Potential form don't work like that, broski・・・
Jack Septic Eye has that tattoo so probably best not to
ROFL
>staring at marios crotch
Fucking homo
big cities are the trashiest places there are.
>REEE FOOD ANALOGIES REEEEE
Okay, thats like saying your mothers womb is a gay bar because it had a faggot child in it once.
with titties like that link should have noticed something was up.
HOLY FUCK
What is this supposed to be?
I found out a while ago
Good for him I guess
What is even the point of this? You'll never see it yourself, and the guy's too much of a fat fuck to ever walk around shirtless to let others see the overly extravagant work.
>that many AT reps
>two Butters
>Venom AND Carnage
>first form Frieza
Shit roster.
trim your filthy nails, nigger
two right hands
Dear god. The most subtle tattoo I've ever seen. He might as well have just plastered "IM A FAG" on his back. Also the amount of that roster containing Adventure Time characters is almost as sad as the Fire Emblem ratio in Smash Ultimate
Why you asking him a question in japanese?
Jesus christ arrest this savage
>2019
>not heaving Wolfenstein tatto
Never thought someone would get a MUGEN tat.
I didn't fucking choose it to be like this user
>mfw as a kid seeing statistics about left handed people dying because most equipment is made for right handed people
You sound pretty mad dude.
The color orange contains the color yellow, thats how pictures work.
They are a result of a collection of items.
fucking howling
Nice
A daruma doll
>He doesn't have a tat
Whoa! Get a load of this straight edge! Everyone most think you're really cool!
gaming clothes are fine as long as they're not obnoxious like you said. But if you're getting a tattoo you're saying "this is a huge part of my personality" and to say that pokemon or marvel movies are what define you then you are a tragically underdeveloped person.
DOWN GOES FRAZIER
put me in the screencap
How the FUCK will user ever recover?
You cant recover
>pipboy
Well. At least he has good taste in games?
kek
>Same posting style and r/Yea Forums-tier reaction photos
I was going to comment how funny the post was but since you're blatantly samefagging your own post so you can get Reddit and/or 9-gag karma I won't
because I don't speak chinese
>not heaving ejaculating Kakashi tatto
OHNONONONONONONONO
put me in the screencap!
It's not a recovery if you never lost.
Drawing a photo of the Super Mario 64 castle doesn't make the windows disappear.
If facts were decided by the majority we would still be the center of the universe.
im stealing that line
No but seriously, why ?
And imagine being the fucking tattooist.
still not as bad as the furry diaper tattoo SET
BASED
>dad what is this drawing on your arm?
That line work is clean. Colorless tattoos look better.
>tattooing a white nationalist on your arm
congratulations you're fucking unemployable.
You're right, The super mario castle, inherently has windows, so, The super mario castle is a window.
Please stop embarrassing yourself. You got got'd. Live with it.
looks like funko pop
>thinking people like that have children outside of child sex slaves who already know what a penis looks like
thats not vidya
Would you get this
Keep in mind bellow the black mark is a cock and balls exposed
But kakashi is from ninja storm game.
It inherently has windows so saying it is a drawing with windows isn't wrong, glad we agree.
same
why cant these people respect themselves enough to go to a half decent artist
I just got fucking whiplash on that last line
underrated post.
I'm flexible enough to do it with my mouth. It's a weird feeling and the appeal of eating your own cum goes away instantly after you stop being horny and the nausea kicks in. But I always go back to it anyway.
That's the problem? the art quality?
>"Meine Ehre Heist Treue"
>Heist
It's "heißt" or "heisst"
>newfag thinks this is worthy of a screen cap
Kys
Why yes I do
no it's not?
THANK YOU MARIO
This absolutely SCREAMS insecurity
neck is fucked, shoulders are horrible, pinky finger half the length of other fingers, that fucked up tiny foot, thigh connecting to calf, his elbow and upper arm morphing behind his body. the entire thing is awful.
didnt another guy get a very recent meme as a tattoo as well? I can't remember what it was though
>wrong side of the head
You are my hero
tattoos as a meme tier joke are almost always bad and always age badly
this one is no exception
For sure, but it did make me chuckle.
This never happened. I would believe you looked at pictures of some Instagram thot from South Africa and made some dumbass comment on her page and she responded with "thanks" and you started picturing your life together. Then some girls came up to the bar to order their drinks and were trying not to laugh at your shitty tattoos and you made some autistic comment about how they aren't cult tattoos while giggling. Then made awkward eye contact with them until they left.
are you a retard
it's a shaved leg you mongoloid
I’m not the only one...
The only acceptable one.
Cant have muscle imbalances
Jerk intervals. both hands. Non-negotiable
>recut
Is she seriously actually cutting herself? Why not just use some rigid collodian and some lipstick?
shaving doesn't cause deep pits to form
here is the ultimate digivolved version of your tattoo
haha
I do love me some dragonball but Gotenks is trash.
Theory: The artist printed a tracing and laid it onto the dudes arm to follow the lines, mirroring the image.
I seem to remember some pothead doing a forearm tattoo the same way for my ex. Thankfully her design didn't matter.
No I don't.
This is a guy I went to school with and was great friends with, he is now a power lifter and has these cringey tattoos.
>those legs
>powerlifter
You're right, the M is backwards
Took a lot of work but I fixed it
He got the tattoos a few years ago. Even this pic is pretty old.
I’m in
Ohhhh fuuuck...! Guys my tattoo accidentally turned itself gay, how do I remove it?
Jesus christ he looks like a fucking burn victim now. but good job.
Damn. So it was walpurgis all along
you haven't had a tattoo on your leg have you
>speech 100
Your effort is appreciated.
the eternal calflet
>wojack
>only half a decade
tagging yourself as a cheater. you cannot write this stuff
He also has this cringey one on his chest.
Here is his instagram
instagram.com
I am strongly considering getting a tiny tattoo of the original Mew sprite.
It just represents...the mysterious, the extra, the abnormal
nope, got a subtle Yea Forumscore tattoo tho
>2019 The year of Our Lord
>Getting a tattoo like some filthy fucking degenerate
>Getting a VIDEO GAME tattoo of all things
If it was like the Hooters owl or something I could maybe understand, but getting a fucking video game reference? My oldest brother wants to get one with a Metroid eating a tri-force and me and our other brother told him if he ever actually got one we would disown his sorry ass. At least pick something not cringey, fuck.
Thats clean as fuck. I like it.
Uuuuuuh because it's a SCAR ? From the DEATH CURSE ??
just use an anti-curse then bro
>Stitch
>Cringey
Fuck off, he's one of the few based Disney characters
LP?
Brofist
i love linkin park dude
>Disowning siblings
Is that a thing that can actually be done?
>I saw this childrens' cartoon back when I was 24 and it just came to me
Where did I say stitch is cringey you illiterate cunt? the tattoo is cringey and gay as fuck.
>azumanga tattoo
Fucking post it.
this shit reminds me of those black chokers that bitches wear
Technically no, but we wouldn't love him anymore.
>not cringy
>Hooters owl
Pick one. This has to be bait.
you know disowning things isnt like a legal process right? you can disown anything
>use a tripcode on a anonymous imageboard
>they help me express my unique individuality
Retard, kill yourself.
>when your wife's lovers get you a switch for your birthday
The one in pink looks legit diabolical
Doesn't a heart tattoo on the face imply something undignified?
Where do these unnecessary, redundant statements at the bottom come from? They're all unfunny and have the same font and poor quality. It reminds me of those idiots who'd slap a demotivational on a demotivational.
Based Jean Pierre poster
I have this on my back.
Fucking obliterated
Looks like a stylized piggie.
SOME CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
kek
Listen man he NEEDS his upvotes okay?
Majority dictates logic after all.
you're fucking stupid
halß maul
Eh. Don't want your faggot ass in the fandom anyway. Eat shit and die cunt.
I have a queen/darkest dungeon tattoo, but it is far from subtle
They’re all so fat
>読んでられる
user...
kek
holy fuck
i'm thinking of getting the YoRHa ship, text, and slogan on my shoulder. Nothing big, and it'll be easy to cover most days. pic related
thoughts? basically everything above the line above the Commander.
Tattoos are for degenerates and niggers.
Videogame tattoos are for s 0 yfags and liberals.
I'm going to go clear bodied as God intended.
is that a fallout 76 tat?
Get the ship, not the text.
Can confirm.
god also intended you to not be an absolute fucking faggot, and yet here you are.
nice one I don't care that everyone's responding anyway
Used to do it too, but the feeling of disgust after the act, and the difficulty of stretching enough made me syop
ive had that image saved for years so doubt it
>Hating best boy
Like I said, tattoos are for degenerates (faggots) and niggers. I don't need tattoos to feel speshul, like you, you sad fuck.
Dare I say based and redpilled
If I ever wanted one, I'd have to get pic related.
Glory to the Razielim!
Holy shit.
where did i say i have a tattoo?
It's an assumption considering your butthurt at my comment. If you're considering getting one, go kill yourself.
well you assumed wrong on all fronts. i just wonder why the fuck you're in a thread about something you obviously don't like
you got him good user
You going to stop me from commenting on how gay video game tattoos are? What a sad faggot lol
Put me in the Reddit screen cap fellas
The only tattoo I'd get would be this. Would be hard to make it look right, that or I'd just get the words with the font.
look at this guy everyone, he can read minds
tattoo the cigarette coming out of your mouth
No it isnt. Look at the M on Marios hat.
i'm not going to stop you from doing anything. i'm going to call you a massive fucking faggot.
now that's body horror
I have this.
doom tattoos are only acceptable if you do meth and practice blood rituals
the used is still making goid music but god why on his fucking face
what?
Whatever, tattoos are for niggers and degenerates.
Video Game tattoos are for liberals and faggots.
I will die with a clear body like God intended for everyone.
Stay seething tranny.
You don't know Japanese.
I have akumas symbol on my left cheek below my eye. Not gonna post tho, to have my face on Yea Forums
but i'm not a tranny
>following the old testament
fuck off jew.
go on
Wait a minute...
>If you're a rightie, you jerk with the left.
No, never. I download all my fap material. I use WASD to seek videos in Potplayer and to change pages in Honeyview.
漢字を読むができるか
You're a funny one. Just across the back or down the arm.
>this is your mind on /pol/
You are on the wrong board
Try not to kill yourself by 30. :)
>:)
Shut the fuck guy up you gay nigger. I'll put you in the fucking ground for being such a huge shitlicking cunt-eyed wankstain, you little salami fuckstick cunt. I will fucking rape your ugly pathetic sissy ass which will be fucking tedious for me if your sex skills are as mundane and unoriginal as your shitty cuntish jokes. Fuck you, faggot.
Shoo shoo board leech, you are a foreign element here like the niggers you cry about and provide nothing of value just like them.
Those kids better have the personality and charisma of gods. I feel like the red headed one will be self aware and lean on it for comedic effect.
Still wrong.
I have a half sleeve with elements from:
>Bioshock
>FF
>Resident Evil
>Fallout
>MGS
>Zelda
Wish I was joking. :')
That would be the greatest tattoo ever for a southpaw MMA fighter.
go on then
lmao prove it
>bioshock
>mgs
>ff
>fallout
you poor bastard
POST IT FAGGOT
TIMESTAMP TOO
>Be me
>In womb, being created
>Another sperm swims in
>"I think you got the wrong womb, the gay utherus is 2 ovaries down"
>Fuck you
>"No fuck YOU, foetus man"
>Somehow he is my twin
>His ombilical cord touched mine
>Wrestle for 9 months
>Got to see "The gay bar" tatooed on my mom's pubes on my birth
>Mrw he was fucking right
>4. Sawa' Ear-ring from Kite
Based as fuck
I'm in tears my dude
To be fair, I got them before Bioshock Infinte, MGS4, FFXII and Fallout 4.
Me on the top 6 pictures
Showing that is like showing your IP address. People can find you that way user, don't do it.
I wasn't planning on posting a picture. If these chucklefucks don't want to take me at my word, that's their issue.
Good, I like and tell the truth in the same comment all the time.
jesus please someone kill of that gene pool quickly
>tfw he reproduced and you dont
hahaaaaa
you got me to laugh, you bastard
>wanting to reproduce
Enjoy immense debt and no hobbies for the next 18-26 years
Aw yeah I do. How else could I call myself a gamer without a tattoo to prove my devotion?
That's how I started!
those are memes, there are people with 13 kids with retail jobs that mantain the family, and doing things with your kids and wife count as hobby
not being able to get a wife is pretty sad
>i-i just dont want one!
haha
Fuck it took me a minute to remember what this was from
How the fuck?
show me azumanga tattoo
>there will be people nostalgic about skyrim
>Rocko
>Mr. Burns
What the hell.
How do you use the mouse then?
Roflcoptor at this thread bros.
My sides are in orbit.
Don't even act like you wouldn't play this.
no, I've tried
>getting mad because someone has different taste than you
>telling them to die because of this
I take it you're from Tumblr, yes?
Hate One Piece but this is stylish
>jerking off at all
thinking of getting a hiro tat on my chest and a moot tat on my balls.
thoughts?
I wanna strangle this hamster.
>Do you guys have any subtle gamer tattoos?
If I ever get a tatoo, I sure as hell won't get something that pretty much says "don't date or marry me, I'm a manchild"
based
this is correct
Other than "BING/BING" tattooed on my knuckles, no.
Only tattoo I have is my old greyhound's identification tattoo on the ridge of my ear.
>that last line
That's not right. Good grief.
I knew a few angsty fags with this one
i know you were joking bro
>half a decade
Wojak's been around since 2010. Though this image probably was made in 2015 so i dunno.
Ha
>what happened to your big girl?
>she got a tattoo
I do it so I can control the mouse with my right.
Schlomo meme
Left does most of the work, but right is the finisher.
>NA education
Ice
Wipeout tattoos are acceptable
this but unironically
>still seething
yikes
yeah because my dick is bent to the left, because i masturbatet a lot with right
Fukin kek
>bent duck
Are you implying that you have a problem with Waterworld? You have shit taste. Sad!
rekt
are you even allowed to have this tattoo while serving?
obligatory reddit meme
based and scatpilled
this is good
Dear God, a pokemon hand tat lmao
fucking nigger
Means he was raped during the summer of 92.
That doesn't make it any less pathetic you raging faggot
>phoneposting
I have a girlfriend of 3 years, man. We have plans to marry, no plans for kids.
>What's the meaning behind your tattoo?
"I jerk off to arm pits."
I love that he "upgraded" the text on his chest to Office 95 Word Art
way to out your self, if you look closely its all the logos of the elder scrolls games combined into one. Not that a casual would notice.
I’ve half considered getting something like this somewhere that wouldn’t be visible normally.
What, do you use your mouse with your left hand while or jerk it? That seems really inconvenient.
Bit late to the party but
DO IF FAGGOT!
it's fucking great and you don't have to suffer through the boat ark
Kek
mine
put me in the screencap
>half a decade
>wrong spelling of wojak
fuck off go back
>he thinks a chris-chan reference is an auto-correct from a phone post
Stop trying to fit in and lurk more you fucking cunt-faced newfaggot piece of shit. You are fucking scum.
Sad!!
I was going to say the inside of your asshole but then I read
>wouldn't be visible normally
Nice, I like
How about you go fuck yourself you dumb 12 yr old cunt.
Rubbing alcohol or a belt sander
Good one.
WTF are you doing, all of you
>漢字は・が読めますか?
Please
読んでられる is... valid technically but...
You cannot を a thing being 出来る'd since potentiality is not transitive.
>漢字を読むができるか
Come on man, at least turn that shit into a noun first, what did they invent の・こと for anyway? This at least skirts the intransitive thing but still not "good" form
Back to /djt/ with you all.
Left hand is for the schlong, right hand is for the mouse.
Is this a thing? I hold the phone in my left hand while i jerk off with my right.
>I have a girlfriend of 3 years, man. We have plans to marry, no plans for kids.
>marriage without kids
lmao, what a fuckin idiot.
more chest please
Getting this beaut soon across my chest. Thoughts?
HE CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS
hell no
>tfw I will never have my banter level this high
I wonder how long it took him to notice.
Wonder how many times a day they get asked if they enjoy being jerked off by their respective characters?
Outside of it being a brand the tatoo is actually well done and detailed.
I am right handed yet jerk off with my left hand, and it works pretty good.
Wear silicone pasties and use lotion till you have pink nipples, if you are of european descent.
this. oh man
BASED
if you think that salute belongs to a guy who has served in the military, much less that salute+that tattoo, you're wrong.
that's the type of guy you see posting "BOOTLICKER" comments in pol. waste of space meth-american
AHAHAHAHA FKN IDIOT!!!!
>I gave myself brain damage for a game that was an overhyped daughter simulator.
5G
B&F
i wont filter you this time because your retardation and hypocrisy made me laugh.
I two hand.