Hey, user! What do you think of my new zero suit?

>messy room

instant red flag.

grimes makes okay music but she's a trash being made out of trash
HANA is way better anyway

latex is the thinking man's fetish

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Meh, just a generic latex suit, call me when you do something interesting.

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>tfw you will never get to hang out with Grimes, Kojima, and Walking Dead Crossbow Man.

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tfw no goblin samus gf

>tripcode
instant huge fag

Tbh to make Samus cosplay work you need to be buff

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These people always have disgusting living spaces.

You're not blonde enough or hot enough to pull it off. The Zero Suit isn't good because it makes Samus look good. The Zero Suit is good because Samus makes it look good.

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IM SO HORNY AND LONELY

Clean up your room thot.

why did you post a picture of a brick wall?

Why is a janny babysitting this off-topic thread?

Is your house haunted?

damn bitch you live like this?

unironically based as FUCK

More like zero ass lol

>no tits
>elf ears
what is this creature?

What if Metroid had a bow?

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that's samus, dumbass. metroid is her boyfriend that wears halo armor.

I bet that bitch dry fired

-small boobs
-you're so ugly you have to cover up your face
-shitty tattoos

You ever wish you were a super hot chick so you could look good clad head to toe in Latex and run a patron to make porn of you slowly and erotically putting on layer after layer of tight shiny latex?
Haha, m-me neither.

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>no tits
>elf ears
Excellent

Do YOU appreciate power?
youtu.be/gYG_4vJ4qNA

normie flavor of the month animu

Who is this skeeleton?
That's soon to be eugenia tier

all chestlets should be fixed or gassed

it's grimes as other anons have stated - she makes music

I see.

Reminder:

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BASED ROASTIE

>fixed
i have a boner now. state funded mandatory tit and ass implants when

>being this cucked.

I'm convinced Grimes browses Yea Forums in some capacity

yes please

Why is a premade bodysuit ordered online supposed to be impressive?

Where do I find myself a modest woman saving herself for marriage?

I do cosplay XD

In your dreams.

i think you live in a dump holy shit

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it's kinda impressive she fits into it so well - most people, even skilled cosplay designers probably couldn't make a great form fitting latex suit and would go for pvc/vinyl since it's much easier to glue, sew and work with. it's not really about who made it but how good she looks in it

Try going to church.

you know you could just come out and say you do

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FLAT

oh please. Even church girls lose their virginity in high school these days

Hey can you morons quit ruining everything on purpose by posting this shit

Tranny. The 0 tit and that posture to accentuate ass\cover bulge... Tranny.

Well since she’s fucking Elon Musk I’m sure he paid to have the most perfect fitting suit in the world.

it's grimes. she's a real human bean and a girl

Would you

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would I what?

That's a boy...right?

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Perhaps, but that armor is pretty good.

a library?

yeah i'd cuddle with her

Lick those armpits.

Is that a labyrinth cosplay? I can swear that's the same hair david bowie had in that movie.

Tokyo. Go for a salarywoman.

ew, no
they look hairy

That's a boy.

of course bby

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just say NO to art hos

>do I fit in yet reddit? xDD

Pretty damn great. Not enough ghoul love out there. Although, if the skin is too smooth, it's not going to be as good.

Too skinny

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HHHUUUNNNNHPPPPHHHHHHH

grimeth looks so goddamn terrible in that foto

Can confirm. They’re great in bed, but are batshit crazy and will ruin your life afterwards.

>these days
Oh please user, Greta in 1400's Western Bohemia was taking unwashed peasant boy dick begind the stables on the regular. Let's not pretend people in the past were any more virtuous or pure than nowadays.

won't lie i'm really turned on by a cute girl who smells bad. not like a shit smell though

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ABSOLUTELY STICC.

EAT A CHEESEBURGER.

sounds like youre a woman fetishist.
sick freak

>Americans are attracted to obesity
Fucking yikes

>not american
>but uses the word yikes.

shut the fuck up.

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how do i get a grimes gf lads its not fair

I think you'd look better as Princess Zelda. You nail her hair and ear. You just need the circlet/tiara she wears.

can this bitch just release the new fucking album

granny

grimes is a disgusting filthy bitch

At the playground.

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>unironically listens grimes

art angels is fun and the first half of visions is good

>you will never lick her pits

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Why would you want to do that even

Post more sluts in body suits

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yeah it's nice, but where is the dick?

Sorry man but Grimes is just a really ugly woman

>those fingers
>those ears
>messy cave
Is this what a goblin looks like in real life

>would you fuck me?
>i'd fuck me
>i'd fuck me hard

hot

It's a dressing room in a film studio retard

Give it to someone with tits.

How many times was Grimes passed around by her producers, you think? 10, 50, or 100?

>Do I fit in yet reddit? xDD

Grimes produces her own stuff so uh

Veey funny bro now t-take it off no homo.

I don't like it. Take it off.

Grimes
youtu.be/gYG_4vJ4qNA

>not posting the one where you can see hannah's camel toe

shes too fucking skinny

You must have not been around in the early 2000s

You need a boob job

I guarantee this is what everyone criticizing Grimes in this thread looks like.

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Yea Forums BTFO

>According to Page Six, which broke the news of grusk, it was this non-joke that sparked Musk and Grimes’ relationship. Apparently Musk was going to tweet about ‘Rococo’s Basilisk’ a few weeks ago when he discovered that Grimes had made the same joke three years earlier and reached out to her about it.
FUCK YOU STUPID CELEBRITY FAGGOTS THAT ISN'T A JOKE. SUCK MY GOD DAMN DICK

I'm sure a neckbeard with a wig would look more female than Grimes.

lol???

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>no dick
why do i even bother

Damn bitch you live like this?

I would fuck him

Honestly wouldn't be surprised. After shit like Hunger Games, "strong" women and bows go hand in hand

This.

This is why you have a hard time getting laid, user.
Stop believing media lies about the world you live in.

>rainbow hair
Enjoy your rape accusation

>dem dick sucking lips

>Hurr durr what's birth control, whoring yourself out on social media and a society that encourages license
Sure user, the average girl in the XV century was as much of a slut as the average girl today.

Too bad most cosplayers are too skinny. Samus should be /fit/.

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damn she is skinny

>not knowing that's a dressing room
brainlet.jpg

hello faggots. samus is canon 5'2 and soft. seek out gay porn, it's more for you

Faggot.

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