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You get extra point just for having a vagina.

The female bonus. Believe it or not, that's the score after having missed half the points.

Extra points for period modifier turned on.

you could also use your asshole, guys

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Too late, I stuck it up my urethra.

Why aren't right handed controllers more common these days? Left handed controllers are an out dated gimmick from the arcade days.

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it's LITERALLY on the right side

I only drive manual, redcoat.

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based

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But we drive on the right side yet allow steering wheel on both sides and even in the middle, therefore you are wrong here.

Heres your controller son, don't go too rough on her

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It's over lads, we won

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>in the middle
what kind of a lunatic does this

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Am I supposed to? I'm not going to be in NASCAR any time soon nor am I going to be street racing and American traffic has constant stops and starts so why the hell would I subject myself to having to shift gears every couple seconds on the highway or in any major city? Manual's only good for the price to repair it and acting as a theft deterrent in the States, there's simply no other reason outside of racing to realistically use it.

how much do these cost?

fuel efficiency, control of your vehicle, not being a brainlet, and if traffic is crawling you can still move forward slowly using only the clutch

Because only girls and pussies drive automatic.

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its a 360 game, probably isnt that expensive

Can you put a price on your wife?

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>Fuel efficiency
It's not 1998 anymore
>Control of your car
Most people aren't drag racing their cars either.
Theres no need for standard unless you are driving a fucking tank or a 18wheel truck.

how can women even compete?

they can't, that's why they want to ban those dolls.

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>Mfw we can't efficiently control Brexit, but we can efficiently control our cars with superior manual transmission

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Corbyn is literally based and I can't wait for him to become PM

>fuel efficiency
edmunds.com/fuel-economy/five-myths-about-stick-shifts.html
>With the 2014 Ford Focus, it's the six-speed automatic version that performs better, getting 31 mpg combined (27 city/37 highway). If you spring for the Super Fuel Economy option package, which also uses the six-speed automatic transmission, fuel economy rises to 33 mpg combined (28 city/40 highway). A Ford Focus with a conventional manual transmission can't match the automatics. It gets 30 mpg combined (26 city/36 highway).
Just one example. This isn't the 90's or the early 00's anymore.
>control of your vehicle
Are you planning on getting into drifting matches, drag races, driving on dirt roads, or threading the needle of accidents? Exactly how much control are you realistically needing when automatic handles just fine?
>you can still move forward slowly
No, it's not "Moving forward slowly", it's literally going from 40 to 0 to 15 to 40 to 0 to 60 and loop that over and over again. Gridlock is a thing but I'm speaking of the normal rigamarole of highway and city driving where you're going anywhere from a dead stop to 40+ MPH back down to nothing or 10-20 MPH before having to go to 60 back to 0 all within a minute or two. Shit's incredibly common. You can't just stroll that along.

Driving manual can be a pain in the ass going to/fro work tbf
At least I don't have to worry about any niggers stealing my car in the city

Since I don't live in a big city driving a manual or auto barely matters at all.

>and if traffic is crawling you can still move forward slowly using only the clutch
Which is a major fucking pain in the ass, especially if traffics stops and starts like it usually does.

Yeah I guess it's not really a necessity, but after you get used to manual it feels very natural and going back to an automatic after feels weird cos it's like you're missing something important
like $7500 kek
>link
guess I'm out of date on the fuel efficiency thing, thanks
>driving on dirt roads, or threading the needle of accidents
yes, and small bridges
>dead stop to 40+ MPH back down to nothing or 10-20 MPH before having to go to 60 back to 0 all within a minute or two.
guess this just doesn't bother me then. Also helps you can just shift multiple gears at once on manual

Based Ed.

>$7500

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>how can women even compete?
By being able to move.

>to open the portal, shift into third gear and do a shoryuken

>women
>doing anything useful

>7500

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A giant dolly can't make you sammiches.

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Wish I could upvote this post twice

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thank god i can cook then

Hole powered mechanics for the Future.

God I wish I was that controller

My wife was telling me about some lady comic’s vagina joke and I asked her if lady comics can talk about anything but sex and vaginas. The answer was no.

As always, women were a mistake.

Imagine the woman who plays this kegel power.

Man... girls are nasty...

>only 5 gears

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what if you put it in your mouth haha

>control of your vehicle
I don't drive automatic but I'm pretty sure manual feels a lot better and more responsive when overtaking in high speed roads, and that's something you do often unless you're a wagie who only uses their car to commute.

>about to get 4 stocked
>shift into reverse
>comeback of the century

I bet it's a popular speedrun game.

Neither do actual women

fpbp

>yes, and small bridges
We don't tend to drive on dirt roads in the States unless you live in the sticks and even in the sticks the most basic of roads are paved. The only time I've ever driven on a dirt road in my life is in Eastern Europe. Same deal with small bridges, the majority of our bridges are just like normal roads, we don't cross on those one-lane sort of deals here.

Based, modern women is useless.

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I sure love ancient technology. Have you guys heard of "the wheel"?

if you like cars it's the best way to experience a car

dick controller when?

I'd love to drive manual if I knew anyone who'd fucking teach me. Didn't have a father growing up and right now I'm friendless. Also, I hear it's really easy to fuck up the clutch or whatever if you drive manual and don't know what you're doing

Learn yourself. It's easy as fuck.

Because the penis is perfect and brooks no improvement.

neat, shhould make it work with bicep muscles.

mclaren
again

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>dad never taught me how to drive manual
>I need to drive his truck one day
>he just berates me for not knowing how to drive manual

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>dick controller when?
Now

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There's no need for internal combustion. If you're not driving all-electric, you're living in the past.

Still cheaper than a real woman while providing the only benefit a woman has.

Shes not 7500$. Dolls that cost that much are very veyr high end and usually are the smart ones that talk,etc.

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>just buy an entirely separate vehicle for free and learn to 2 it urself
>just b yourself and magically wish a manual transmission car into existence
>just exist in your own state and learn manual through telepathy

I hope you get raped twice, get AIDS twice, and then get beaten to death by a gay man in a bizarre instance of irony

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based creepy hypothetical haha poster

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kek

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This is your mind on automatic lol

Imagine being so poor that you can't afford $500 to piss away on a cheap manual to toy around with and learn some new skills.

why would you love to drive manual when you dont have a manual car?