ESA Winter 2019 European Speedrunner Assembly

>Should I watch anymore?
>Nothing could beat FFX from yesterday, after all.

>Final Fantasy3 $20%
Ok, I'll give it a shot.

RATING:
pastebin.com/GGXZuhWu

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based

unbased

looks like pierce's son to be desu

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total chad

Looks like he's giving his son's portions to his wife.

I'M GONNA SAY IT

Where are the video games?

>Thanks for buying me a burger dad, I haven't eaten in d-
>Burger? For you? Son.. These are for a project of mine

>$20 donation ofr them to change seats.
Our lad Metako is back on cam guys

The Architect has a plan.

DON'T SAY IT BEN!

stream 2

BEN NO

honhonhon

>Metanko swaps seats and starts talking in French
Why is he so far ahead the best runner?

Is there any greater feeling than seeing TSA runners get btfo?

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The french chads are here guys

stream 2

He goes along with fun and entertaining things.

I'm loving this authentic retro video capture.

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NAGGERS

>This video quality
why not just run this on a fucking emulator

Haven't ESA in a few years. Is it still a chill laid back version of GDQ where the runners can actually makes jokes and have fun or have the SJWs and trannies taken over and turned into a no fun allowed clone of GDQ?

Do you guys hear this high pitched sound when the guy on stream 1 speaks too?

they even have a fucking baguette

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Fav run so far. Isnt that the point of video games, having fun?

This guy is more Italian than Mario

Ban the French until they can speak English properly.

The pitch is driving me crazy

You get banned for 90 minutes for saying that

Is this a fucking RF singal?

It's fine
The multiple sexual assaults drama has kept the sjws away so far

soul

yes
there's been like 2-3 people in these threads that are actually at the event and one of them is a host there

yes but stream 1 has been really boring this time. stream 2 is where the comfy and fun runs are.

that's not how' the game is mean to be played, not like zoomer like you would understand

kek

French accents are really cute!

FFS WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES YOU HOMOPHOBES

''no''

Are they connecting this shit with RF cables? I've never seen an NES stream look this bad.

I don't care

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This looks great! GREAT! Those CRT faggots weren't kidding

>Chip chips

the fuck is happening with screen? weird lines every now and then

Yes, jokes, swearing, having fun without worrying about being banned for the smallest of slips.

It's still not as professionally managed as GDQ and for the most part it greatly benefits from that.

Think so far we've seen badges from English_Ben, Etem and Tezur0

VK might've been in here? I'm not sure.

finally a real speedrun

At GDQ.

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its a wierd html 5 glitch, either restart ur pc or reinstall ur browser

They're using 30 years old tech like autists

let me tell you about CRT's

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It's called soul

they don't have gdq's budget so the quality is a bit so so

the only html 5 glitch is the ugly pussy of your mom you faggot

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i miss my CRTs bros

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ryedawg's mentioned the tier list a couple of times too so he's lurking about the place

It looks normal to me. Did you ever play with the NES at all?

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The scanlines and high pitch really add up to the experience. Truly the way it was meant to be speedran.

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The funniest part about your post is that you think 30 year old TVs iare not better suited for gaming.

He literally asked for questions to read Noz during an interview and asked him live.

>nobody will ever beat mike89's sonic 2 time

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>warpless

GDQ has the money and backing to throw around at all the hardware and support staff they like.

Meanwhile ESA has some support and backing from companies but to a lesser degree, and they still fucking manage to run a second stream, which is a hell of a strength of theirs.

Sell me on this anime. Is it moeshit?

What runs were good so far? Wagecuck here.

>Cold on the Cob
Clearly didn't understand the reference though.

he died!

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That's the problem with brits. They think they're the kings of banter but when it's given to them they don't understand it.

>Did you ever play with the NES at all
no. only on VC and emulators

>tfw when parents had an RCA floor model for about 20 years

Fucker weighed about 300 pounds when they finally got rid of it for a flatscreen, grew up on that tv.

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we had a good main tv and a tiny black and white spare that I would play master system on
RF signal only, beat that

It's moeshit but it's good shit. The only show the studio did before vanishing, it was their gift to us.
Also the only show I know of that had a scene with actual futas in it that isn't hentai.

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Mei ni Gachi Koi is the name

>the only show I know of that had a scene with actual futas in it
Picked the fuck up.

go away zoomzooms

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hot

Stream 2 got real comfy real quick again

I had a Matsushita monstrosity that used to change channels by itself when it rained

the opening is magipokan is still one of the greatest false flags in anime

pastebin.com/GGXZuhWu

Those FF 3 PSP character models are kinda starting to grow on me

>that used to change channels by itself when it rained
clicker remote?

It's just some chill dudes having fun.

user, you're a real bro though. Thanks.

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Thanks

thoughts on banana pizza?

Never had it, but I'd try it.

Banana pizza with Nutella on top is great

only if it has chicken and curry to go with it

my dude. i'm 23 and the only CRT I remember was a big ass flat screen on the living room. I don't even remember scanlines on my ps2 games. just accept you are getting old

The remote got lost in a house move. The buttons on the tv itself were clicky though. I guess it was humidity affecting the contacts, huh

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>literally cheating
??

...

I'm 25 and I remember them. Just accept you're a Zoomzoom

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with chocolate it a really good sweet pizza

if i don't focus on every single word he says i can't understand anything he says

PS2 games don't have pronounced scanlines because the games are 480i

I know I'm from gen Z. you a fucking millenial tho

>Today on Yea Forums
>Autistic trannies and Σοyboys glitch through games really fast

>we can cheat to be small
>and fire fireballs
Stunning.

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No, clicker remotes worked by tone/sound rather than IR they moved to later on. I was thinking the noise of the rain might be making one of those sounds and triggering an effect.

>you a fucking millenial tho
thank God

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just, why?

btw is this actually the third FF game or was it just named that in the states?

oh shit I'm sorry

Actual III
US fucking all that shit up is going to be annoying for eternity

>good luck with Jade Cocoon
lel

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>banana and curry pizza
Oh god.

Was FFIII a fun game? It seems very much like V.

>Curry on pizza

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Really, surprised the third game was 3d

Sssshhh shhhh,user dont fight it. Just let it happen.

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>character name bidwar

is there anything more pointless

It's a shame they went back to 2D for the 4th, 5th, and 6th games.

it could use some fish too

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Life.

please stop making memes involving my name desu

the bidwar for blodborne being played at agqd was awful

>Sotn
Why is it always that? Shits boring.

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Most showcase incentives.

Are you comfy, Yea Forums?

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I'm considering becoming comfy but I'm not convinced I should yet.

speedrunning?
watching speedruns?

The curry flavored tuna from Rainbow is pretty good tho

It's a remake

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We can always try and make that $20%

No.
I still have a cough as a parting gift from a virus that fucked me up last week.

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Hey guys, I am back for stream 2, what did I miss in the last 2 hours?

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Just took a shower and now I'm wrapped in a sleeved blanket playing ETS and watching stream 2. Very comfy.

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no work today feels great

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...

>I'm 25 and I remember them
that just means you live in a third world country or grew up poor lmao

one of the brown 3dpd memed it up

COUCH = DEAD

Kinda looks like that bald guy caused it with his mind powers

His PSP tried to kill itself.

You should try insects as topping.

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>no stingers
What's the point?

fuck for a second I thought that was the retard from GDQ that fucked up the bloodborne run last month

Scorpions ain't insects.

>technical difficulties with pizza
When will it stop, pizza mercykill inc?

are you guys in your super happy?

Simpleton tastes.

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The only scorpions I want are the ones in Tequila, fuck that right off.

No. This guy isn't trying to suck his own dick through sonic vibrations.

>scorpions
>insects

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fucking BRs

BEHOLD

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT SMARTIES ON A PIZZA?

>that just means you live in a third world country
nah 1st world
>or grew up poor
yes but we got a flatscreen pretty much as soon as they were avaiable

looks good

Can you guys stop triggering the wops

Nice.

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italian pizza was a mistake.

>needing 2 people to carry a small tv

TALK ABOUT YOSHI OMG! IT'S HIS TIME SHINE

I wonder how much snot is in his nose haha

>he never ate a gyro pizza covered in fries and tzaziki
Get a load of this pleb.

That was mean user

So will they beat last ESA Winter's donation total?

maybe

yes

t. expert

fucking bongs

Greetings from money laundering, save the animals!

theyre llike 500 off from last year's total

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what?

Yes. I am a neet. I am comfy 24/7. Being a neet for 10 years, it's 10 years of comfyness.

>sniff and aim an egg
Nice.

has anyone else also wondered what joshys eggs smell like haha

good run

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>Sniff egg

So it's a shittier HSP?

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>whenever I bend down I'm just resetting my wii
kek

smells like chinese virgin boy eggs.

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I try to eat as much fruit as possible, yet I'm still nowhere close to the amount of happiness that Yoshi has.

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>I move away from the mic to breathe in.

Is German hard to learn? The new German girl at work wants to teach me

Try 1000 year old eggs.

It's a bit of a pain with the gendered words, but not as much of a bitch as French is with that.

yes

So does she want to fuck?

HOW

How tall are you?

Why would that have anything to do with her asking me if she can teach me to speak German? 180cm

Yes. God forbid it's not as hard as Japanese, but very hard if you want to speak without sounding like a complete retard. I have yet to meet a foreigner who speaks proper German.

Some basic skills should be somewhat easy to acquire for an english speaking person.
A huge part of the complex grammar is merely a shibboleth that the higher middle- to upperclass folks use to efficiently filter out plebians.

That's pretty close to manlet for German, she might just want you as a pet.

But why does she want to teach me to speak german though? For what purpose?

You guys are disgusting for ignoring yoshi

Because she wants to feel special without doing anything for it. This is leftism 101.

>yoshi
Who?

god i wish yoshi would eat me then poop me out as an egg haha

maybe she just wants to put you under her boot, if you catch my drift

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You don't teach your dog to follow commands in your mother tongue?

German chicks are dirty as fuck and get very vocal about how much they want it in German.

So there's going to enthusiastic elbow licking?

to carry an half decent crt you need to be 2 unless you are a mover addicted to cocaine who dont give a crap about back injuries

I'll switch streams for 20 bucks.

>with a longer tongue you can reach stuff you would normally not be able to
Hot

No. If you'd ask an actual German to teach you, I'd torture you until you do it right. No half assing here. Pic very related.

Make that a 100.

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Is stream b just a fucking lets play or what?

my crt is even bigger hit the gym user

yes

It's friday night. What do you expect?

CHOKE

I've lugged around plenty of CRT's in my teens, no problem. Fuck the widescreen one that I still have downstairs though, it's a beast.

Same, but my CRT has proper handles so it's super easy.

C H O K E
H
O
K
E

runner just cant stop himself from getting eaten

Speedruns at the speedrunning assembly?

Why is that Yoshi game so zoomed in? You can barely see anything

That's just the way the game is.

Quality n64 technology.

it's supposed to look like that from what I remember

>greetings from germany
FUCKING STOP
WHY DO KRAUTS ALL DO THIS SHIT

>Thank you so much for your support with this absolute trainwreck
I like his attitude

>I refuse to play as a nigg..."colored" Yoshi so I ignored that donation incentive
guys! he needs to be muted

If you'd ever played FF3 you'd know how fucking punishing it is. He already restarded his safe 2 times due to RNG. WR is 7 hours or so.

Same reason Americans wear their flag on everything.

Stream 1 is so fucked

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This is embarrassing.

That is not how you lift a CRT. Fucking zoomers.

its a meme you dip

choke% all levels

Yehaw!

CHOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>Dying AGAIN at the exact same spot

You know what really grinds my gears? This run.

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Stream 2 confirmed for comfy%

>check the thread for a few seconds
>he's dead again

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Yoshi's story is such a shit game.

I symphatise though, as a kid I died there so many times

So how's the Yoshi's Story run and the FF3 run so far?
Haven't had time to watch either.

Lift some weights user, any man above 6ft should be able to carry a 32inch crt on his own.

Yoshi's Story is choke central, haven't watched FF3

Wait a second this is literally kiddie shit

Yoshi is pretty comfy except for all the chokes

>faggot fantasy shit over kino yoshi run trainwreck

You don't know what comfort is

FF3 is extremely comfy even though he had a couple game overs at the start from bad luck

>"man why does my back hurt so much"
t. you guys in 10years

Lift with your legs user.

FF3's had technical difficulties and bad luck with gameplay but for the most part it's been comfy and fun.

learn how to carry shit retard

>significantly less trannies than gdq
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with america?? I guess that's the difference between jewish influence vs muslim influence.

This is nice, this is almost as good as the old gdq days.

t. backlet

mercy kill when?

>what the fuck is wrong with america??
mental health issues are celebrated here

It's the same in the FGC and MMORPGs.
American FGC's & Guilds are tranny central.
Euros only have to watch out in one or two specific games. (like FFXIV)

this is a Nintendo game, yes

I mean they mutilate their babies. Of course they are going to become sexually frustrated and sick when they grow up-

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Fucking this. Just how?

>I call this the nigger room, it's a room with a bunch of melons
holy shit! Denmark really is full of racists

The Banana Ananas Curry Pizza arrived

>Just how?
when you let donations dictate how the speedrun is done.

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I also find his humility refreshing compared to all the GDQ shitters that will excuse their failures, deflect their chokes onto the game/other people, and beg for claps.

Why would you not watch stream 2? It's not as great as yesterday's ffx but it is just a continuation of friends hanging out and general feel good vibes. It's like an extension to my living room.

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>these lipps will never touch your penis

i wanna kys me self now

Why are stream 2 faggots so obnoxious? Is the stream really that boring they need to spam the threads here so much?

There's nothing worse than "comfy" fags.

Are you sitting on a thumb tack?

faget

because I don't have need of a friendship simulator.
Will watch it after Yoshis trainwreck though

t. smart user who isn't going to fuck his back like a retard

t. pepperoni fag

Nah, stick around for the Metako SotN run.

this level is evil 2bh. Fuck those fish

Both have had Metanko on, only reason to not watch stream 2 will be to watch his Castlevania run soon.

thanks for telling me, user. Will do

this is going over estimate isn't it

I honestly find it interesting how ESAs Twitch chat is less full of shitposting, racism and "hate speech" against trannies, muslims etc than GDQs used to be before they made it sub only.
you'd think with more freedom more of that would happen but ESA twitch seems really tame

wtf, why are Pierce's arms so god damn Gorilla-long?

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Yeah he is the reason ffx is the best run so far
When is that one? After yoshi?

Because europoors know how to behave.

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Directly after the Yhoshi failrun on Stream 1, yes.

People are more lenient and fair when you give them the same in return.
Restrictions get the middle finger in any way possible.
That's about it really.

ESA has like 10k viewers vs GDQ 200k

He needs extra reach to hug his wife properly

maybe its because ESA people are chill and the charity isnt a money laundering operation/ doctors for terrorists?

There's no trannies and hardly any niggers at ESA so that's not surprising.
Less shitposting is mostly a numbers game, that there's less kids watching and that ESA doesn't encourage it. (e.g. faggotry about HOYP shouting gets ignored more often than not)

the close calls in this YS run are terrifying

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Oh damn, that's a good response.

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Thank you. Cheers, mate

ESA hasn't been co-opted by cliques with agendas so people don't have anything to feel a need to fight against.

Has to do with the reaction to it I reckon, you know GDQ will be fucking pissed. Much like the NIGGER/GAS THE KIKES friend requests we had in the early ESA runs, the guy that didn't bat an eye at them never shut down overlays and stopped having them after the first two. The guy "oh my god, some people are so horrible" and panicked got flooded.

Community homogeny results in a higher level of peace. Diversity causes cultural conflicts. This is a hard fact.

Thanks a bunch, LoveBot. Had a few laffs.

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*the guy that went

>There's no trannies and hardly any niggers at ESA
but all the girls are brown

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Maybe because of the popularity difference? ESA threads are also less active but more tightly knitt and very comfortable and I don't have a headache after scrolling and scrolling and scrolling ...

Save the children is even a worse charity...

>3 minutes over estimate
Not as bad as it could've been, still feel sorry for the dude. I think he mentally psyched himself out of it when he said it was easier to choke after the first mistake. I think after he said that his brain just went "let's make that a reality".

The difference between Amricans and Euros is that Euros can handle banter and still have a cold few afterwards. Whether they're bucked tooth anglos, kraut nazis, Polish plumbers of frog munching frogs it doesnt matter.

>Much like the NIGGER/GAS THE KIKES friend requests we had in the early ESA runs, the guy that didn't bat an eye at them never shut down overlays and stopped having them after the first two. The guy "oh my god, some people are so horrible" and panicked got flooded.
good point

>almost entirely european white people of roughly similar cultural background and hobbyist interest
>surprised it's civil
Who woulda thunk

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>but more tightly knitt and very comfortable
Until the 3DPD janny wakes up and ruins them.

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Yea, exactly. Euros are superior.

>almost entirely european white people
see

fuck off mike

Doesn't count if they're cute.

Meditteranean mutts and Persians.
Whiter than even the most ""brown"" american.

There really isn't anything to stimulate it.
I was more surprised watching the Japanese restreams of GDQ and never seeing anyone react to Proto and pals in the chat. Makes me wonder if they just already expect to see all sorts of shit from westerners.

rate the yoshi run

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In amerimuttland, that brown is still considered "white-passing" lmfao
I'm not joking.

>"oh my god, some people are so horrible"
He said it calm as hell and did a pose after finally turning off the notifications, you make it sound like he freaked out. And he had to turn off notifications, higher ups were obviously telling runners to do so by that point.

Didnt watch/10
Stream 2 is where's at.

>Makes me wonder if they just already expect to see all sorts of shit from westerners.
lel

faggot

I wonder what they thought about the horror that was Proto upskirting on stream.

it was bad but I liked it, the good kind of bad

no it isn't

bit of a trainwreck but runner was humble and likeable and did know what he was doing so he gets a 4/10. worth a watch

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Overestimate failure.

>haha guys stream 2 is so good and comfy haha why don't you watch that instead? It's so good I don't even watch it and instead shitpost in the thread.

>lé so smarté
God I love listening to this guy.

I'm a stream 2 chad myself but I agree it's getting kinda silly with all the
>please come to stream 2 and be comfy
posting

>Person has a skill and wants to share to enrich the life of another and have fun being proficient in something she's good at
>Ugh fucking leftists make me sick, muh snowfalkes

This is conservatism 101.

idiot

It's time.

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Good catch, I wanna fuck him.

>It's so good I don't even watch it and instead shitpost in the thread.
Might as well say that for 90% of the event

Yes it is, and you are blissfully ignorant.
>hispanics are "white"
>persians are "white"
>italians are "white"

>clapping

>Jinny next to Metako
Fucking why
Fuck off JING

>He doesn't have a 2 monitor setup for maximum comfy

Are you fags ever not like this?

i'm a fucking hispanic in burgerstan and not a single person here considers me white. you don't know what you're talking about.

wait a minute
>Alucard
>Aluc
>Ard
>alucarD
>Drac
>ula
>Dracula

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Keep punching that strawman. I'm not American. There is no convertists or whatever here.

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commit a crime there and you'll be labeled white

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>ABRSR

All Bosses, Relics and what else?

>i'm a fucking hispanic in burgerstan
how many times have you been lynched by Maga cap wearers when you're out getting fast food?

Will Metako make it in time to join the FFIII ending?

these posts only make america look dumber

t.van helsing

donate and ask

Save Richter

Which interview was that? Highly likely no one even caught it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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never. new jersey is a leftycuck shithole.

how much of that 2mil do you think medicens sans frontiers recieves?

Your lack of grammar doesn't help your homeland.

>new jersey
Jersey Shore was fun back in the day

Legally in your country, you are a hispanic white. Hispanic/Non-hispanic Is a separate category from race. It's sad that I know about this shit and you don't yet you live there. American education, everyone.

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Should have plenty of time, he'll only take about an hour.

I think you're on to something.

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>metako looks huge on stream 2
>go to stream 1 and looks uncredible small

WTF?

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no fucking way

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because there's a chink hippo right next to him

Mother of God...

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>newjerseyvshiroshima.jpg
I'm so sorry, user.

>Legally in your country, you are a hispanic white.
according to who? please tell me which institution in the US has me in their records as "hispanic white" because i surely have never marked myself as white on any documents.

they should have a stream where you can only listen to the game's music and not the speech.

Streaming sites have not advanced enough to the point of multiple audio selections.

do you like vampires, Yea Forums?

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>It took me 30 years to get this...

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The shield rod kinda makes SOTN runs dull.

Asian vampires are shit

>textbook book jump
ehe... eehehehehe

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>One would say... textbook
Why is Metako so based.

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yes, go on

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see You other choices besides Caucasian/White are Native American, African, Asian, Pacific Islander, and ""Other"". Hispanic/Non-Hispanic is a separate question.

The wolfbox.

>Leon is all alone now

>never used Shield Rod
>never got Crissaegrim (or whatever is called)

I had mad fun.

Vampires are for slaying.

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literally me right now

no, werewolves or bust

>not liking kung-fu vampires

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>Texas Department of Public Safety
sorry user but i'm not a Texan

I like this painterly art style

I typically try to avoid the OP gear/characters in games. If I want it to be easy I'd play easy mode.

But youre not sitting infront of a cam right now you fucking fag.

oh God he's even sitting in darkness. I feel bad for him

how could you say something so cruel

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What would happen if you cut one of the sides of that string?

I would if someone wanted to watch me

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Abomination.

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Damn that's a clean cut.

Vampires are for nooky-nook.

what game would you stream?

Have you played the Scarlet Symphony games?

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game?

>irl streamers

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IRL stream works only if you're a thot. sad but true

Everyone else is getting shitfaced.

If you'd do something that'll be worth to watch we'd probably. Youre just a lazy nigger.

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Excuse me?

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this run is only half way over.

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Just brushed my teeth with my new ultrasonic toothbrush lads

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>ultrasonic

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I wish peple would run Portrait of ruin and Dawn of Sorrow. it is always AOS and SOTN. Order of Ecclesia is a pain to wathc and plain so it is understanble it is ignored
I played the first one. got stuck in patchouli and never played again. that was 8 years ago.

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i can't hear anything he's saying in stream 2

contrarian stream btfo

lament of innocence when

Fine, vampires are for laying.

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Remi enjoys this run.

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Do you hotglue your plushies?

*sucks your dick*

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>3DPD poster wakes up

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they should play castlevania 64 too

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Oh yes.

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Nice, I should get a Tenshi, her clothing is terrific.

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Not sure if some sorta Gundam grunt unit or transformer, anyway id bang it.

rate the run

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10/10

go to bed

10/10

%/&/10 didnt watch

meh/10
it is just another SOTN run, man. there is nothing new to see

I refuse to rate runs for a touhu poster

8/10
entertaining runner good game

PB/10, great stuff.

9/10

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9/10
The only problem was that it wasn't 12 hours long.

Yeah I wish it was another GTA VC run, we've never seen those before!

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>shovelware metroidvania
>fucking Celeste for the Nth time
>Yooka-shovelware
So about 3 hours until a bearable run.

But Celeste is the best game made this decade and if you don't think so you are just an incel contrarian

CHARISE!!

>All the Touhou posting make me check an old folder of some fan games I downloaded years ago
>Had a load of them at one point
>Now only have something called Remidoki and Labyrinth of Touhou 1 & 2

Thought I had way more than this, guess I had to make room at one point.

YOU
JUST
KNOW

textbook/book

I WANT TO MARRY CHERISEH AND MAKE HER HAPPY.
I WANT TO PROTECT HER SMILE

Play Genius of Sappheiros, it's my favourite.

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Charise bullying Eidchad.

>CHERISEH
id fertilize her eggs if you know what i mean

Is this the last chad left in Germany or something?

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Im actually looking forward to pokemon

le spikes and le momentum jumps amirite

Charise is a big dog 4 u.

>EidCHAD

bark bark bark off bitch, she is mine.

I kinda wanna fuck him.

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are they a couple?

I'm still here in Germany.

GTA unironically have more variables and led to more bullshit than SOTN.
at this point SOTN is the same predictable garbage as goldeneye and SM64

Thread was fun while it lasted,, American 3dpd posters waking up making the threads unbearable again.

Bye

You say that as if Germany isnt the country of chads.

who the frick wakes up at 5pm

Yeah fuck off

based

Bye!

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Do you guys think she was really playing board games all night?

Guess I'll grab it then. Pretty sure I've seen that name fairly often in the past.

Based 3D posters

>indie trash
>FF 3 almost over

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$22000

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Good to see you're not all self hating fucks.

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>American 3dpd posters waking up
>waking up
You dumb nigger.

the only one I have is Tohou Diablo treasure hunter G. and that is because I really like that game.
I want to try the earth defense force clone and new fighting game

>Look out my window towards America
>See movement in the distance
I see you fuckers waking up over there.

all the kids are home from school now.

if anyone is waking up right now they would asian or from SEA

Name one country who had the balls to fight a world war twice without the 80% of the globe backing their sorry asses? No single country would 1v1 Germany in a fair fight.

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>Completely empty game with no enemies
What the fuck is the point?

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Why did Maral appologize profusely on stream 2 and then leave?

I'd 1v1 you know considering you have a barely functioning military and no navy to speak of. But I admit your past armies were a thing of beauty especially the imperial German army.

>you and your bros will never sit around playing JRPGs ever again
Fucking Stream 2

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technical difficulties in the exam room

faggy milenails love those. I hope you enjoy your 2 hours of the same shit.
I'll be back when crash starts

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She needs to inspect my penis now.

She knew she was ruining the atmosphere and split to milk more prostates elsewhere

What did they do to her?

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"prostate milking" makes me laugh every time

It's literally the worst. Whenever I see a nu-indie game on schedule I just close the stream. Doubly so if they're buzzword genres like "Metroidvania".

Made her better.

based Belka

Hey, lets change the topic and enjoy the ESA while we can. There's enough time to fuck with eachother for the reast of the year mate.

>last boss
>easier than the first boss in any given NES game

More saber

Who actually enjoys watching races

True enough, nothing personal Hanz.

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>barking

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>she'll never bark at you like that
okay im gonna go die see you later Yea Forums

F/Z anime happened

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Only me, apparently.

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These two have clearly fucked.

Is there ANYTHING that women does not ruin?

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their giggling is cringy

You know remember the Ouya