Poorly describe a game

The war in Iraq, IN SPACE!

>OFF
winrar!

FNAF?

No, you investigate murder.

the wolf among us

sjws fight muh bad guys and bad moustache man

You hunt monsters.

Winrar.

Local man have not been requested such an item in the recent or distant past equally.

Why is the bubble red: the game.

Kicking Simulator

Hunter of Monsters

The gods are committing genocide against each other and otherwise going apeshit but no one cares because they're too busy jerking off over the queen

After getting corrupted by the big bad, the main character helps himself get born

*Local man have not requested such an item in neither the recent, nor distant past

Damn, I had hoped my description would be complex enough.

You hit monsters until they become your friends (slaves) and fuse them together but physics are somehow involved

SMT

Jesus goes apeshit, takes over the world, and bullies his ninja friend

She's can't really count as a tulpa, can she?

>You help your friend take over the company you work for but he turns up to be worse than your old boss, so you team up to get him fired

She existed before him, so not really

>you must become a self-fulfilling prophecy

Portal 2?

That was easy.

>all of the events of the game are because one man couldn't handle being NTR'd

you make money by creating cars that ride around on tracks and stuff.

close, but there are no physics involved in smt

You and a couple of coworkers have to tell your boss something important while running away from a gang of racists coming to lynch you

local capitalists pressure you into running a farm so you can buy shit from them

germany vs the world except this time there are nukes, lasers and giant planes

>Local man ruins everything... again.

Darkest Dungeon
EZ

Some buff guys who drink special kool aid try to get away from the kool aid packet plant and get rid of their kool aid addiction by killing the kool aid man.

Stardew Valley

fuck you

P E R S O N A

DmC

Spectrobes

Sí

Shadow of the Colossus

Not that close you donkey
nope

Legacy of Kain?

Eh.

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FFVIII

Ace Combat

Morrowind?

old men playing at running the world, but the world left them behind long ago

>You destroy pink dots in the 1960s from the sky

Jesus comes back to murder his family while God watches.

Roller coaster tycoon

You guide creatures on a multimillion year journey to the center of the universe

damn, DQ Monster Joker ?

Spore

You guide white weaboo in Japan on his quest to reclaim waifu

>ace combat
yes but the one where germany did more than just manufacture absurd weapons

youtube.com/watch?v=Yo3dKUf3a6E

A degenerate sociopath decides that he should try being a hero, everything goes wrong
Nioh

BINGO

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Yup.

>You fuck a girl so hard everything explodes

My memory might be a bit hazy, it's been years

Wolfenstein?

A group of fucking weirdos, some of which are half animals, weird creatures and maybe, maybe a human or two, are trying to stop a really ugly thing that calls itself a queen from being a faggot, and end up meeting an even bigger faggot which can't decide whether he's male or female or what exactly, which shall be stopped

Forgot to add, at the end of it, both him and his couple regret absolutely nothing

You play around with your friends, but then something bad happens and you must save the world but then another bad guy shows up but then you realize there's more than one bad guy but then it starts to get complex and then other people and characters get involved but then they tell you are not allowed to get yourself involved but you must and then...

You seek revenge for your dead family while sort of crushing on your mom.

Spore

Ok so there's this guy, an old man tells him not to do something, he does it, and now the old man tells him that he fucked up and he must fix that.

And then he just kicks him down a fucking hole and literally everything happens

And then he has to kill this old man

You play as space knight and lead team of 3 other space knights and 3 scout balls against commie space knights.

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DMC?

You kill monsters with their genetically modified stolen children

You become evil and fuck everything so you can become good and kill the real antagonist that only appears in the second installment.

Manufactured being sets out on a quest to gain more life, goes on to slay great evil and for all their trouble, s/he ends up dying like a dog on the street.

final fantasy IX?

Ya

Wolfrock: Old Midget

Broke dude has to kill people just because he needs money

Some guy gets caught up in a war and later has to kill god

Yes

wind waker technically

Max Payne 3

Drakengard?

Pikmin 3

It's like Skyrim but with guns

The world turns into a desert so you gotta go around punching shit.

You're a random fucking kid that loves to fuck everything that moves

You end up fucking your own daughter

Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise

Postal 2?

2 groups of questionable mental sanity fight over dirt because 2 dead old men told them

Either God Hand or a Fist of The North Star game

You have to save your community by becoming a pornstar.

kill robots with a megaphone

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nope

Team Fortress 2

kenshit
tf2

The protagonist is completely clueless and helps the villain obtain the mcguffin for their employer.

CUMaru's game

>Everything goes wrong, fuck sand

Portals open all over the world, spawning skeletons, orcs and other generic fantasy shit, while we try to fuck them up with modern warfare.

spec ops

Yes

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InFamous?

Shadow Run or Legend

Nope.

Yeh, let me try harder
>Turtle just wants to die, you won’t let it

emptyboi nails everyone he sees

the memes...

nice

AC0

Fucking SJW bullshit, the main female character even has 3 moms. Also promotes scat fetish and entomophilia

Serious Sam?

Nope. It's not FPS.

Some dude kills a dragon and fights a God, taking his place instead

Nope

Another hint: Same guy's girlfriend unironically helps god's plans since the day she was born

Dragon's Dogma?

Autist tries to find vaccine by asking strangers word association questions

good answer
nope

Caveman complains about raw food and damaging his tools while getting spooked by a big black beast and asshole ratmen

slime rancher

Radiant Historia ?

Super Paper Mario

MGSV

Closer, but still no.

Animal Crossing

nope
Sands of Destruction ?

Asshole hitman discovers friendship and magic while genociding another dimension.

Two Japanese guys team up with CIA and travel the world to retrieve a stolen superbomb. Flips and Chinks get nuked.

Giants Citizen Kabuto

An old man, a dragon and a furry have a contest of whose little men can surround the greatest area of land with blocks of their respective color.

Nope

Hint: tattoos

here's on in picture form

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A furry avoids getting wet on his quest to die.

turkish cap game?

Either Soma or Bloodborne

SMT 3 Nocturne

A guy crash lands on a planet full of glow in the dark fish and monsters

Bravely Default?

Dark Souls?

dark corners of the earth?

Resident Evil 6?

Yep!

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El Goblino's Big Undersea Adventure

Subnautica

rain world

Yes

An old woman wants to tell you about your dad

>A bald drug addict kills everything in his path to save a girl

You're a 50 year old neet and the only reason you didn't starve to death is your non human body.

Max Payne 3 or Lisa

it's dusty out, i have a headache, and i don't know what the fuck is going on

Correct

A man with no will goes through underwater adventures to meet his dad.

The real you became a bad guy a long time ago. There's a good chance your girlfriend's brother molested you as a child.

Hitman Absolution

MUH DAUGHTER

It's LISA

The story of human life, from conception to death, through the lens of LSD.

Bioshock

nope
correct

I fucking hate lava, I hate it. Something about it has always filled me with dread.

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A girl falls in love with a god's clone, storms the heavens, and turns her boyfriend into a pedophile.

>The Earth is flat and police fight crime with small robots

Deus Ex Machina

journey

Correct.

>a literal spearchucker saves his entire tribe from the US government
>also he knocks up some mafia bosses daughter along the way

formerly spearsneeder

Hollow knight

I don't know but I want to, please tell us.

you wake up and you're FUCKING ANGRY

No. Hint: It's a series.

biggest tryhard since raiden in a sub chuck norris level red scare adventure -in space!

DOOM 2016

MOOM

bringo

You make holes in walls in order to turn off a computer.

nope

The world is at its end and all hell is let loose but that's ok because your only worry is looking cool while fighting

Portal

Tales of the abyss?

Devil May Cry

Yes.

what?
no

You're so fucking special the graphic engine's entire fucking logic is based around the player character's existence.

>You kill a world-eating space monster with dinosaurs

This is a wild guess, but Fallout 2?

Jazz music intensifies as you gun down ayyliums in the streets

most games

Kick people in the nuts and occasionally don't blow up.

Xcom the Bureau

back to ledit

Objectively and technically wrong

You smack a ball so hard reality tears apart

nope

the graphics engine wouldn't be running if you weren't playing the game

A boring woman, a faggot and an angry dude attempt to create a new Satan because the current one doesnt feel like being evil

Battle Royale the film/manga not the zoomer games but with corgis and alpacas and shit

Depressed teenagers shoot themselves in the head repeatedly to prevent the world from destroying itself

tokyo jungle?

Tokyo Jungle

>You're a god but not yet but also so is everyone else but not yet

Tokyo Jungle?

Persona

You were the robots all along.

Theres like 2 depressed teenagers in Persona 3.

SOMA

Stop it, you're just embarrassing.

Kingdom Hearts 3?

Getting shit on by chickens, seagulls and robotic balls simulator.

correct

You are stranded on a deserted island and forced to perform in broadway

yea gj

Shenmue

"I didn't ask for this, but don't mind if I genocide a few people along the way" but biological.

Definitely more than 2, but you're correct.

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main character can't stay alive if he wants the best timeline to happen

MC and team go to try to beat the big bad, at the very last moment MC decides to talk to the dude. and it works. turns out big bad wasnt that bad, and you now go on a quest to punch god

>story taht's all just a dream
>boss betrays you and revealed as the antagonist (wow didn't see that coming)
>guns yet can't increase amount of ammo you can hold by a decent amount
>can't dual weild guns
>doesn't allow you to play like a tps yet includes guns
>aliens out of nowhere

Bioshock Infinite

The way the story progresses depends on how much brain damage you start the game with

Singularity

fallout new vegas

Persona 4?

FFXV?

I guess I should clarify

>the girl is spooky

no, it's a jrpg

Bloodborne?

Yikes

Yes!

Xenoblade Chronicles?

Final Fantasy 10?

The game with motorcycles as people with their hands on the wheels. It was on the ps2

Kinetica

A teenager gets possessed by a genocidal god and goes on a journey to kill other gods, raise mermaid birthrates, and eat some weird vegetables.

soul nomad
shadow hearts

Bloodborne
Reminder that dreams are just alternate planes of existence

Part of a family of ninjas, you must save the world from ancient evil by doing things other ninjas are too stupid to think of.

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>soul nomad
Correct.

Senran Kagura?

Nah but good guess.

Nier: Automata.

If you kill them, you're bettah

a little man who beats up bigger guys

Less titty.

You play a seven year old amnesiac who is inadvertently kidnapped by a professional singer. Things happen, and forty hours later you eventually free Sound Jesus from your sword instructor

Either Shadow of the Collosus or Punch Out

Genre?

Metroidvania.

The Messenger?

I don't think he was too stupid in that game, was he? Less actual ninja motifs.

>Friend gets sick because you two fucked about where you shouldn't
>have to travel literally across the world to find doctor
>doctor actually wants to destroy the world
>you kill doctor and now your friend will be sick the rest of his life

The meat processing industry is bad, so you go get some sick tattoos to force lightning the board of executives

Jak: precursor legacy?

punch out indeed

this nigga gets it

>I don't think he was too stupid in that game, was he?
Dunno, never played the game, also the other metroidvania with ninjas that comes to mind is the Strider reboot.

Sword bug eats the sun.

The world bows up and some kid puts it back together with jewelry.

Jak and Daxter
This could almost be Sonic Unleashed

You're a kid with horrible superpowers locked inside a pod while a yandere robot traps you in a waking dream in which you're a robot super soldier.

soul reaver

Your dad becomes a furry, murders you while trying to assume control of your supple boyish body, then goes to an alternate timeline just to try it again.

Fate Stay Night

I know im wrong but Sonic Unleashed is pretty much that except the "kid" part.
Hollow Knight

A cheerleader decapitates their boyfriend and they save the world.

Lollipop chainsaw

>Sonic Unleashed
Didn't realize how close that is, close but no cigar.

An alien uses his disguise power to annoy humans rather than blend in with them.

Yup

You are an egg.

bald guy with amnesia wakes up uses teleknesis powers

Dizzy

>the main villain did nothing wrong and has great hair

Psi Ops?

no

>it's raining, you're on the opposite side of town, you want to get home but you're too fertile-looking for your own good

You tell your dudes what to do and shit... and you watch crazy shit happen sometimes, but it's boring as hell about 75% of the time.

orphaned girl with ptsd tries to stop the damn train

A real imaginary group of people tour across the globe shooting japanese jihadists.

Niggers were the good guys all along
But you still kill them

Metro?

Yep

you survive a car crash and have to kill yourself

A group of hero's get sent to earth by bald man and have to travel back and forth to save their world

Rain World?

Alice Returns

Ayys planet went to shit n now they invade Earth

destroy all humans?

yup

No

Prey?
The one with the Indian MC.

FTL

Nah

Its OLD

guy uses the power of slavery to kill the guy that stole his heart

Fallout 4?

Dragon's Dogma

A dude decides to out-edge sasuke in looks but is actually a pretty chill guy. abuses his sister's savescumming abilities in impossible fights vs bullshit and poorly written characters and ultimately achieves his goal of killing himself

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEE

Good luck guessing this one
One of the games maps resembles Ireland

Shit happens, and so you go on a long and arduous journey to find the protagonist of the previous game so that he can explain that shit happened because of a basic game mechanic of his game that everyone knows already but is absent in this particular game.

yeah

FFVII.

Yep

>Omnivore>Carnivore>Herbivore
>fucking kaijus
>kill kaijus
>Religion is weak and useless
>Game actually starts

You and your buddy dress up in silly costumes and go around the shittiest places in the city beating the shit out of every thug that crosses your way in the hopes of solving a mystery

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Your band of teenage adventurers overhears the prophecy of the ancient evil, and against all advice from your elders and local authorities you go after the foreigners looking to unleash it, traveling in hot pursue and getting way in over your head.
You overheard wrong. The foreigner was the hero and you just killed him, he was trying to stop the ones actually trying to unleash the ancient evil, and it just got unleashed. Congratulations.

Spore?

DoL

An average user's life changes one day when a girl is nice to him and encourages him. he then spends the whole game taking down normalfag e-celebs with a great OST playing in the background

No.

Saints Row 3

not even close

No.

Damn, I thought it would be harder to get. The omnivore, carnivore and herbivore part gave it up wasn't it?

Costume quest then

Yea

nope, sorry

I thought the religion part made it obvious

You and a group of russians fail to co-operate in your quest to punch, stab, blast, and otherwise destroy a big rock.

Sounds like Pikmin desu

Correct.

>Let's attack them with love and holograms

>MC wants to die

Hatred?

MC is a cute anime grill who does nothing but sleep

Yume Nikki?

Nope. Game is pretty old.

PLANESCAPE MOTHERFUCKING TORMENT

Help this CUTE loli kill some mental autist and his ginger-nigger god

Noice.

Ye

JC denton's game

These threads suck because you fuckers never post any shit that I’ve heard of.

You are on an eternal time paradox of arriving on a mysterious island to investigate a time anomaly, get sucked into the past, change the past, cause the anomaly, come back to the present, fail to stop yourself from changing the past and dying.

Photographic cameras are scary.

Singularity?

Gods prevent extra-dimensional wars with extra-dimensional gorey-ass fights

The camera was a giveaway, yes,

This thread in particular sucks because i've tried four separate times to post one but each one has been ignored.

I think you should get the fuck out of Yea Forums and actually play games you fucking redditor

Care to show them, user? Mine was also ignored

I'm gonna be honest, I don't play that game since it came out. I remember the plot-twist about you being the cause of the time paradox and failing in stopping yourself but I don't remember shit about any cameras

Turns out it was only three.

Ah. Sorry that I can't guess any.
Turns out someone did guess mine.

Literally 90% of JRPGs. Take the girlfriend away and it's about 99%

No More Heroes?

GOOOOODS ARE FUUUUCKING AWFUUUUUL!

Nah, it's alright. Weirdly, someone guessed the actual answer to the first one higher up in the thread, but on an even less detailed description. Idk.

youtube.com/watch?v=gsH0N9hUJzE

Literally every RPG ever

No. Think much less graphically impressive and much more grinding.
I can give another hint if you'd like

you kill mostly black people with a black sidekick and you punch rocks

It's like pokemon, but you wander around in teams of 4, and instead of training a perfect pokemon team you train your own weapon loadouts and bodies (which are customizable and replaceable).
Gotta catch them all.

>you get thrown into jail and not content with climbing up the hierarchy of prisoners you devise an escape plan

The whole Megami Tensei franchise

Enter the Gungeon

Another hint: lamb[/spoiler[

You break out of prison and kill the guy that put you in there by reading his biography.

You and your gang of little shits fuck your old friends up and dab on your predecessor

Reisdnte eivl 5

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

probably too esoteric for Yea Forums

Because I doubt people will go back to answer i'll provide them

Tales of the Abyss
Oddworld: Abe's Oddyssey
DotA 2.

I completely forgot I even posted in this thread but no, none of those.

Dragon's Dogma?

Nah, ice cold.

you must find and kill a guy who turns out to be you

Dark Colony

Guy puts a garden hose on his backpack to clean up an island

pikmin?

big marring: tropical vacation

Shit I was gonna say Turok

Arkham games?

no. no clue what that is

OBJECTIVES:
FIND STRELOK
KILL STRELOK
STALKER

dantes inferno

yes

super mario sunshine

Super mario sunshine

Something is taken from you. When you take it back, a giant hole opens up and at some point you become god or something.

You stay seated while some guy yells at you about your imaginary friend

you stare at a map and try to paint it your colour

A pussy, a dyke, a homeless man, and an animal team up to beat up a fat kid

Far Cry

That's not even a poor description though.

wolves hunt in packs

The numbers

any rts or etrian game

claus dies

Still waiting on

You try to undo a shitty situation that you technically caused while your ex screeches at you.

mother 3
dont ever call Kumatora a dyke ever again[/spoiler

Metal gear rising reven

fight dragons

God gives the Force to a gigolo with a rodent fetish so he can kill rich people

He's not a giggolo, he's just Sicilian.

Your adopted daughter almost fucks some dude in a village and this triggers Yea Forums eternally.

collect stuff and fight in tanks

After waking up dead you use your spooky ghost powers to investigate your own murder
Hint: It's not the good game, it's the other one

>The numbers
correct

not blade runner

Thanks to a bunch of giant robots fucking with the dimensions, you are transported to another planet and have to defeat yourself.

What do you mean Ice cold?

1. You escape a prison and save the world from the god of destruction

2. Some alien kills your ally and makes a plan to bring cosmic space gods into the galaxy and turn all of you into zombie slaves

Murdered: Soul Suspect

Sunless Skies

Horizon zero dawn?

*open pathway*

"Mi casa es su casa muhahaha"

You take magic drugs and punch people until they explode.

LISA

Destroy all humans?

in order to rescue a bastard child, you join a cult and destabilise a regime after your main bitch gets shanked

Annelids have fucking GRENADES

fear 2?

Scientists worst creation becomes his undoing

Every game...no, every franchise featuring science ever. Literally

Thats fair.
I was thinking of Crash Bandicoot

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Nope

Mortal kombat 9, 10- and surely 11 soon

A corporation hires a group of specially trained Dwarves to gather Eggs, Ores and Destroy.

Dinosaurs and lots of time.

Shadow of Destiny?

A goddess pisses off a god by calling him bald so he turns her to stone so you have to collect a bunch of elves to rescue her.

The dig?

Mother russia bleeds?

His name is not important.

Travelling rapeman decides to conquer a continent because he can. Also gets unlimited supplies of shaved ice in the process.

Random nobody and their waifu have to put a giant flying tree anus back to sleep

A kidnapped minor got weaponized and proceeds to commit genocide just to see the skies blue

Attack on Titan game?

Warframe

fucking kek

Dishonored

Uhhhh Demon's Souls?

Scientists unlock the key to time, use it to torment local wildlife.

An amorphous alien slays a hydra, and then kills an extradimensional abomination

Eternal Darkness?

Furi?

Nope, something more futuristic

tales of xillia 2

God I wish I could dive head first into that red pit

1. Oblivion?

May the lord smile.

2. Mass Effect?

You go underground for the second time, but this time you don't call the shots

Fallout 4

Local scientist creates a universe of monster and big tittied slaves

Florida man arrested in local pizza joint after mass murder. Screams that farm animals made him do it.

Mother Russia Bleeds

NFSU2

You're the last swordsman that is also a cowboy of your clan, and in the end you give the bad dude what he wants in a very monkey-paw wish manner.

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Nope

Yep

But what is more important is what he's gonna do