She's Redfield.
She's Redfield
Sticcfield
She'd make a good model for FFXIII's Lightning
No one is as perfect as Lighting.
Based gooffield
Claire has nice arms
True. Jordan does have disgusting little bumps on her chest. Those would have to go if she wants to be as perfectly flat as Lightning.
For you.
anyone made any rule 34 of joost and this bitch yet?
h-haha man yeah, the grossest, haha ew
>for you
>but she actually is not
sauce
Bruh, RE2 doujins are 20 fucking years old and there is like, 10 of them tops. Literally google Resident Evil 2 hentai Doujinshi and you will find one of many sites hosting all of them.
Nice tittays
translate pls
wew Jordan you're a bad fucking girl. Nice.
EUROPE
ASIA
AFRICA
This but unironically
I get those vibes.
uhhh claire redfield is my wife
Glad you would acknowledge it Leon!
Reminder
She is 1.80m amazonian
No manlets allowed
I'm not Leon.
Claire Redfield is everyones wife m8
>1.80
Nice. Love beautiful,
tall girls.
Debiki frame women are the most attractive
>she vapes
>she still can't help but smoke
>also smoking after taking a shower which means all that shit will stick to your skin and hair
>4 weeks to the day since you fell in love with Claire
I bought the game a week ago and I only beat her A campaign today, because it was that hard and much of a struggle to watch her in pain, suffering and being in danger. I just couldn't stomach watching this beatiful cinnamon bun being scared and eaten by zombies.
>She
>She
>her
>she
>she
>She
she looks like my aunt when she was young
dumb fucking tranny
Wtf is that even suppose to mean. This is shitposting at it's lowest form. Go be a turbonnigger somewhere else
I know that feel. Fortunately I've never died in her campaign. I'm always extra careful when playing as her and I make sure I have tons of healing/defense items. It makes me feel a little bit better inside. I feel like I'm protecting her, looking after her, making sure she's safe.
>1099 weeks to the day since you fell in love with Claire
I played normal on my first Leon run, and assisted on Claire, so I never really needed to save, but now trying hardocore I literally die before I get to the first save point so IDK what the F to do haha
Excuse me but Sue Lightning is the dedicated tranny of RE
You should head back to your discord and celebrate at how fantastic you are at molding Yea Forums into a sissy/tranny board cause I'm sure absolutely no one caught on to this legendary piece of subterfuge.
We know, Leon.
>Caring about that
Okay virgin that's nice.
I was more talking about her character if anything, retard.
Wish the pic was bigger...
Janny a seething Adafag
Id lick her cunny.
>riced
Oh nononononono
It's ok, you'll get over it at some point
Someone, please post the twitter thing showing that guy is a friendzoned loser...
It's okay, AMWF is the best form of interracial
>literally same physique as the woman
What does he do when Tyrone tries to attack them?
Oh yesyesyesyes
I don't think so. The feelings have only increased since then.
ya seething size queen?
how can you say RE2:R's Claire is a superior model to anything else capcom's shitted out while keeping a straight face, don't get it
This is taken from an actual interaction with one of her fans
Manelt: H-hey Jordan i really liked you in R-rresident evil 2
Big Jord: Fuck off manlet, any parents lose their annoying child here or something.
Reminder she is 5'11. Manlets back off
This dude got cucked though?
This. Why the fuck are asian guys so pathetic?
what happen?
peep his IG, he literally hangs out with models all the time. tfw not rich.
I cant imagine what it must be like to think a 5,11 girl is a problem. I would love that.
Obviously break out his secret ancient martial arts that have been passed down throughout his family
They were never in a relationship. They were just friends and the guy kept taking pics like this to pretend they were going out.
Claire, NO!
>asian bois
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The pain... the pain never stops
Since to be something very common with asian guys, especially japanese. To "lie" like this by using photo to make people believe they have a gf.
He's a trust fund chink with rich parents. I checked his instagram and he just flies in white models to fuck in his mansion or yacht. Probably flew in Jordan just to personally bust a nut in her after playing RE2
Oh ok fucking lol.
Rich faggot fucks Jordan for a weekend. Asians saying she was riced. Whites saying it doesn't count because they're not in a relationship.
>implying he fucked her
Not even white and i'm 100% sure he got ultra friendzoned. His post on yt screams "i wish i had fucked her but i didn't"
>a whole weekend doing cum stuff to/on/in/with Jordan
I want to fucking die
>Manelt the manlet
Kek
I really like that cute derpy face. On the left I mean
A Sad claire makes me feel
now you know what us lara fags feel like
You'll never catch and lock eyes with Jordan, you'll never make her giggle when you tell her a bad joke, you'll never see her call you her best friend, you'll never see her smile when your a date after you compliment her, you'll never walk though a peaceful park at night while holding her hand knowing you love her and she loves you, you'll never feel that rush go through your entire body when you kiss her because its been something you have been longing for, you'll never spend the night cuddling then fallung asleep in each other arms after she tells you about her insecurities, fears or bad days, you'll never see her eyes light up when you see each other after a long day at work, you'll never have hot steamy make up sex after an argument, you'll never indulge in each others fantasies or fetishs because you both trust each other dearly, you'll never get to know her little habbits, traits or ticks that you tease each other about, you'll never impress her dad and fuck him, you'll never shake her mothers hand and thank her for producing her, you'll never be old and look back at your long happy life with Jordan as she passes away peacefully as she tells you she loves you leaving you an emotional wreck, you'll never cry as you hold an old old photo of you both as remember the day like it was yesterday, you'll never tell your children how you and Jordan met. Whats the point
I checked his other posts and he does that whole act with all the women. There's no way he imports a new model every week and isn't banging any of them.
>that cute smile will never be for you
Same...
>>you'll never impress her dad and fuck him
>you'll never impress her dad and fuck him
Hold the fucking phone Bugs Bunny.
>you'll never fuck her mom and breed one of her last eggs, creating another Jordan with your genes
>you'll never impress her dad and fuck him
so is that like one time so i can have a jordan wife because it's not a bad deal if it's just once desu
do u queef from ur peehole
>Yea Forums swooning over a zoomer
I get Claire, but not the girl.
I have all these feels, but for Claire. Except for the part about her dad, what the fuck.
>i dont get it
k den
>Even remotely linking that thing to RE
So you're all saying you never fucked a girlfriends/friends father before as a show of dominance, this is relationships 101.
>she's your sister
>chris is your bro
what do
He doesn’t make any interesting content.
Double-team her of course
Literally made for standing on her toes and kissing a genetically compatible 1.87m mate. How much is a ticket to Japan from Europe?
based and redfield
She looks human nao.
just walk bro
I dont get it, why are you posting trash when saying stuff like Jordan Claire is trash?
It's Mrs. Claire Kennedy.
Post the new one.
>Sticc
>Smol
0/10
Hope you're here. We're going live in around 1 hour 20 minutes
Other than her face, she’s whatever.
I like this comparison better.
Revelations 2 Claire was fucking ugly as shit. The one you posted too.
>They were just friends and the guy kept taking pics like this to pretend they were going out.
The absolute state
She's 5'11. Literally 180cm. That's quite fucking big for a woman
But yeah, she's a sticc. Which is why i'm glad Capcom didn't make Claire's body based on her and actually gave her ass and tiddies
the fuck you talking bout?
Fuck, I can’t make it
I dont know if you saw but a few days ago an user made microsoft sam Mr X quotes, i saved them as mp3's in case you could use them for something if you want them
wow Jordan looks like she came from another time here. Beautiful is pretty timeless i guess.
She gets a red field once per month.
I didn't see that. Sure i guess.
wrestling stream
Used up hag
OBSESSED
FPBP
The other thread died user
Her right eye is looking really off.
I know, that's why i was replying here
Thanks brother.
Who cares when she will literally spend all day sitting on my face.
What kind of pussy and asshole does she have?
pink ones
subtract some because she will be on her knees
N-NO WAY FAG LET ME GO OH NO NO NONO AHHHHHHH ADA SAVE ME
I can respect a person that laugh at porn made with its image.
Pathetic.
Go take a look at that guys twitter and look at his likes. Its literally just every single tweet Jordan has posted.
what a weirdo, he is probablu fat and american
You think we are better people than him?
>hire attractive model to use face
>fail at using her attractive face and make her look like a mutated botox abusing swollen goblin with melting lips
>"she"
disgusting fugly 3/10 slavshit fetal alcohol syndrome tranny
t. virgin
i agree , she looks korean in game
My feelings for Claire are genuine. There is nothing pathetic about love.
user she is literally hired by various companies for her looks
OhnonononoNONONONONONONO O
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
she is in death stranding worm holes and sheet
>cute face
>cute legs
good enough for me
>1.80m
really? shit I thought she was like 5'7 or something
If she actually looked more asian like ada did she might not be a goblin so you're wrong there.
I dont get it. I will literally never know what its like to be this beautiful. Look at that resting bitch face. She is PAID to stand there and look serious and moody. I wish i could get paid to be me.
she's a fashion model, theyre all 180cm (well, probably a couple of cm less because they all cheat). That said, all those webms of her are from a couple of years back before a grow spurt.
White x Asian interracial is always patrician.
how can I meet a woman like this
You guys know most of these photos being posted of Jordan was when she was at least 15-16 most of this stuff is borderline cp
You know she posted these OP photos of herself on het instagram yesterday right?
what's the point of this shitpost??
is this a tranny trying to be ironic ?
I dont think you know what real pizza is
Let me tell you a little secret: That's not actually Jordan's official twitter.
We got a Jordan McEwen expert here lads.
you have no idea...
>That's not actually Jordan's official twitter
Whatever you say
She's from Canada and her first language is English, yet a lot of those posts are in broken English and make very little sense. Care to explain that?
Care to explain how the twitter has photos found no where else on the internet like a LITERAL photo of her in a nightclub with her pokies showing through her sweater?
Go on the twitter page and her instagram and compare them both she has her modeling agency listed on both its her
Post please
obviously not.
>She's Canadian so her first language has to be English
It's called French Canadian you fucking moron. A large portion of Canada can barely speak English properly.
Censored for obvious reasons go on her page and you can see it she clearly has no bra on and you can her erect nipples poking out of her shirt
twitter.com
Thanks
god I wish girls going braless doesn't become a thing, it would be a fucking pain in the ass trying to hide my boner all the time
Look long enough and you will realise that she doesn't wear panties either. Must be nice for girls with no tits, they completely own it by just saying "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL NEVER WEAR BRAS IM FREE AND THE CLOTH RUBBING FEELS TOP TIER"
I really hate my life
Is she auditioning for an Auschwitz documentary?
Jordan > Claire
why does this claire look like she's allergic to everything?
Is claire also this tall?
no, claire is like 170
>implying that dfc and tite tum isn't sexy af
lmao living with such shitty taste must be painful i pity u
How many make up and wardrobe artists do you think have seen Jordan with zero clothes on? I bet she has 100% confidence being naked.
she's not she just likes to be goofy
I wish i can pet jordan's doggo
Her first language is English, she speaks perfect English in her videos on youtube you absolute fucking moutbreather. Do you really think someone named "Mcewen" is French? Jesus fucking Christ some people on this board
Yeah her "doggo"
YOU
JUST
K N O W
N
O
W
jordan has S+ tier feet
There is the point that her twitter seems to have a lot of exclusive photos
Me with the phone
Not as exclusive as this
Not him but she's not from Quebec bruh. She's from Ottawa.
And there's also Quebec
She looks awful here. Is this bait?
You dont have shit. You have not posted anything in a whole week. I could post what you have at this point.
Post the nude set then
Don't believe this anons lies he's been constantly coming to these threads fucking with us with the same photo he has nothing
It doesn't exist you fool
I can't believe jordan isn't pure bros. My disappointment is inmensurable and my day is ruined
jordan is VERY pure. what are you on about?
the actual state of leafs lmao
She looks like she sniffs meth off of random hobo dicks in dark alleys
> ywn get to pinch jordan's chubby cheeks
why live?
I wonder what her mother looks like
This frog is depressing
>model
>pure
Keep living those dreams, user.
I don't know what you're trying to imply but jordan is a good girl still i know
A girl that looks like that doesn't know "being good" not should they want to.
great thread
Can venom be the new goose
yes, most female models are actually tall too, like taller than the average guy before she even wears heels. definately no manlets because I am only one inch taller than her... damn
>taller than the avarage guy
But she isn't quite 6ft user.
>had a Joost gf that dies in the story
thats the real phantom pain right there.
>roastie-worship
MAKE THIS PAIN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Gosling posters are the main reason I even bother saving these pictures.
You think hes got the taste of dick out of his mouth yet?
>thumbnail
thanks hiro
smol
I love Claire and it feels good because it is good
I like both claire and ada equally
I know that feel. Claire is happiness. I love Claire.
goddammit I can't do anything right today
>literally saving every jordan image for no reason
ive lost control
>no hips whatsoever
Literally a fridge.
is this the moment when user gives up 2D and commits to 3D?
>i will never know what it feels to be attractive
why fucking live
Claire B is the only scenario I haven't bothered to S+ on hardcore because of how much I hate the fucking handgun you get. Why did they think making you use a different handgun with different ammo drops was a good idea? Is it supposed to show that the A scenario character took all the 9mm ammo or something?
Because its harder. The revolver you get its kind of good but kind of shit also. And the gun you start with, the one that uses the normal ammo can be upgraded. The B gun uses a special type of ammo that hits hard but the weapon not that good and you cant upgrade it. If you want to use the other gun you have to waste gunpowder for ammo.
*Kennedy
i-is she pretend drinking? That bottle is clearly empty
>smoker
nah fuck that shit
BLACKED WHEN?
imagine what she smelled like after the sewer segment
>make her smoke your dick every time you catch her with a cig
>her addiction to smoking eventually transforms into an addiction for your cock
what's his IG?
oh no no no no
>your dick gets skin cancer from the carcinogens
>keep doing it anyway
fug
I'm so in love with her.
You will NEVER hold her close while cuddling on a sofa on a cold winter night where she'll turn to look at you in the eyes and whisper "I love you user"
I know, I think of this every day.
Should I buy any of the costume dlc? Do any of them look really good on Claire?