GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS We're one day closer to Steve being in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. >relevant >popular with kids >massive active player base >unique moveset potential >obvious shillpick The evidence is all here. Sorry Banjofags, but there's a new sheriff in town.
>Vergeben completely and utterly BTFO, his credibility in tatters >"5chan" leak that included Steve was actually from Reddit >Actual 5chan leak only included Joker and Erdrick >Mojang were asked about Steve in Smash at Minecon and laughed at the idea >Phil Spencer is explicitly a Banjobro and will personally push for him over Steve I'm afraid this is the end for you, seethin' Steve. I suggest you surrender while you still can, lest you end up with egg on your face.
Sorry, kekkles. Minecraft is more popular wit kids
Cooper Thomas
>"5chan" leak that included Steve was actually from Reddit And nobody can find that so-called leak on Reddit. It's the definition of fabrication.
Liam Hughes
>No new Banjo-Kazooie games since N&B >Battletoads had some crossovers in recent years >New game coming soon Sorry Banjo, time for the REAL Microsoft rep
Who started this "it came from Reddit" meme anyway?
Xavier Adams
Imagine being this delusional. If it was about popularity we’d have Calamity or some other Fortnite character (maybe eight different ones). Instead we got Joker who isn’t popular with the kids in the slightest, just teens and young adults.
Zachary Hughes
>Mojang were asked about Steve in Smash at Minecon and laughed at the idea Wrong. PR reps have no say in actual business deals, plus MICROSOFT would have a say, not mojang
Chase Scott
Aw, sorry... I don't really feel like spoon-feeding you the proof that Steve is confirmed, especially since it's painfully obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temperature. Here's your (You), though, sweatie.
>twitter validates a slot The state of desperate Banjocucks. Be careful not to choke on your tears
Justin Lee
Hello Dongrong
Adrian Kelly
How absolutely blasted will Yea Forums be if Steve gets in, you think?
Lucas Johnson
Yeah that's why Banjo's been dead since 2008. They've just been saving him for a Nintendo game.
Kevin Bell
This statement holds a lot less weight nowadays. Switch's primary demographic is young men who would have grown up with Banjo and it's not like kids would be all that familiar with the protag of an M Rated Playstation exclusive JRPG God I wish so we can just get 404'd
>stevefags actually think the protagonist of their shitty java autism simulator will be in a first party Nintendo game
Imagine being this deluded. We don't even have Waluigi yet for fucks sake. Reminder that the fanbase of minecraft is toddlers and autists like chris-chan. Take your fedoras and go
Jordan Gray
All of that is truth. Damn he's not in the game ill be pretty mad
Jack Smith
>Walui- BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuck off with your shit taste
>Switch's primary demographic is young men who would have grown up with Banjo and it's not like kids would be all that familiar with the protag of an M Rated Playstation exclusive JRPG And yet why is Inkling, Incineroar, and Isabelle in
Anthony Lee
Like it or not, Steve is now the face of Smash speculation. No one can stop him, not the Grinch, not Banjo, NO ONE.