GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS

GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS
We're one day closer to Steve being in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
>relevant
>popular with kids
>massive active player base
>unique moveset potential
>obvious shillpick
The evidence is all here. Sorry Banjofags, but there's a new sheriff in town.

Video Evidence
youtu.be/qLXBfEa2GCI

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WAKEY WAKEY Yea Forums

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at this point we'll be getting both. also nothing in the video is stuff people don't know

Stevefags look uglier than the render.

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Absolutely fucking placed and blockpilled.

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>That texture
EWWWWWWWWW

>not doomguy
gay

Patience brother

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>ecelebs
>link his discord on the comment
>Gamefaqs
>no valid proof

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fuck off you brain fucked retard

I can't tell how many steveposters actually want steve but the shitposting is funny either way

>he doesn't think steve is confirmed after all of the irrefutable proof
user...

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stay mad banjofag
Idk about the others but I certainly do

>danganfag
Your opinion is irrefutably incorrect, fucking weeaboo.

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But user, I was advocating for Stevefags...

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>doesn't show the proof
dude, are you on crack or what?

stop doing that to my boy steve

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>Vergeben completely and utterly BTFO, his credibility in tatters
>"5chan" leak that included Steve was actually from Reddit
>Actual 5chan leak only included Joker and Erdrick
>Mojang were asked about Steve in Smash at Minecon and laughed at the idea
>Phil Spencer is explicitly a Banjobro and will personally push for him over Steve
I'm afraid this is the end for you, seethin' Steve. I suggest you surrender while you still can, lest you end up with egg on your face.

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let's go Bro

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Sorry, kekkles. Minecraft is more popular wit kids

>"5chan" leak that included Steve was actually from Reddit
And nobody can find that so-called leak on Reddit. It's the definition of fabrication.

>No new Banjo-Kazooie games since N&B
>Battletoads had some crossovers in recent years
>New game coming soon
Sorry Banjo, time for the REAL Microsoft rep

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Who started this "it came from Reddit" meme anyway?

Imagine being this delusional. If it was about popularity we’d have Calamity or some other Fortnite character (maybe eight different ones). Instead we got Joker who isn’t popular with the kids in the slightest, just teens and young adults.

>Mojang were asked about Steve in Smash at Minecon and laughed at the idea
Wrong. PR reps have no say in actual business deals, plus MICROSOFT would have a say, not mojang

Aw, sorry... I don't really feel like spoon-feeding you the proof that Steve is confirmed, especially since it's painfully obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temperature. Here's your (You), though, sweatie.

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>still doesn't have proof

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>banjocucks calling ANYONE r*ddit
wew

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>>Phil Spencer is explicitly a Banjobro and will personally push for him over Steve
so banjo can't be in because that would be breaking NDA, right?

Is this the Hunger Games thread?

>h-he's in, Le trust me is always right.
We got this at least

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cringe
based

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I don't post Steve but I unironically want him

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>twitter validates a slot
The state of desperate Banjocucks. Be careful not to choke on your tears

Hello Dongrong

How absolutely blasted will Yea Forums be if Steve gets in, you think?

Yeah that's why Banjo's been dead since 2008. They've just been saving him for a Nintendo game.

This statement holds a lot less weight nowadays. Switch's primary demographic is young men who would have grown up with Banjo and it's not like kids would be all that familiar with the protag of an M Rated Playstation exclusive JRPG
God I wish so we can just get 404'd

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I’ll be eatin popcorn while listening to Suicide Sheep all day

It would be beautiful. Only Lanky Kong could match the aftermath.

Based.

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sooo, steve is once again fake, and there is no source already?
at least be more real next time dongo

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>stevefags actually think the protagonist of their shitty java autism simulator will be in a first party Nintendo game

Imagine being this deluded. We don't even have Waluigi yet for fucks sake. Reminder that the fanbase of minecraft is toddlers and autists like chris-chan. Take your fedoras and go

All of that is truth. Damn he's not in the game ill be pretty mad

>Walui-
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck off with your shit taste

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>wanting another Mario character
FUCK OFF

>Switch's primary demographic is young men who would have grown up with Banjo and it's not like kids would be all that familiar with the protag of an M Rated Playstation exclusive JRPG
And yet why is Inkling, Incineroar, and Isabelle in

Like it or not, Steve is now the face of Smash speculation. No one can stop him, not the Grinch, not Banjo, NO ONE.

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>wonders why Nintendo characters take priority in a Nintendo game

I didn't expect minecraft toddlers to be very intelligent but this really proves it

(you)

And what a beautiful face it is!

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BING BING WAHOO ME LIKE BOX ME PLAY IN BOX ME LIKE MARIO MARIO LETSAGO

Shitposting aside, how would a Steve moveset be?

Jagi

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