When I actually meet a girl who's into PC gaming, youd think that would be awesome, but it just makes me realize I play obscure (to normal people) shit that no one could hold a conversation over. Then if she adds you on Steam you have literally no out of a conversation.
Sorry based horny and lonely bros
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You don't
that vid was such a disappointment, lesbo shit it just boring.
lol this
I met my qtpi 8/10 gf through vidya. Been together for years now. Gamergirls are batshit but fuck like rattlesnakes. She enjoys anal and facials. Life is good man.
What's his name faggot
Did you have a group of online friends she tried to get you to pull a John Lennon on?
Go with your degenerate shit elsewhere.
Why do you want to talk to girls? Doesn't your mom love you?
You have guy friends to talk about stuff YOU like, most likely they share your interests. If you want to talk to women, you need to talk about what THEY like, because most likely you will not share your interests.
It's simple really.
basically this
just say you like rock climbing or fixing cars in your spare time. also even if they happen to reveal they like video games in some non casual capacity NEVER REVEAL YOU DO. you are just giving her reason to leave you.
so what's his name?
Do you remember your first blowjob?
Protip: Don't
They will just never understand. Even if they think they understand or even share interest with you it is never worth it to talk to females about this shit and it will just be an exercise of talking to a soft as she agrees with you while texting her side man to arrange a fuck.
>even if they happen to reveal they like video games in some non casual capacity NEVER REVEAL YOU DO
this is fucking retarded logic
but otherwise yes
If girls don't care about what guys like to do in their free time, why not just date a cute femboy?
start with animal crossing and sims, go from there
Girls that play the same games guys play are always fucking ugly weirdos. Just find a nice girl that's obsessed with Sims and puzzle gams. They're always nice.
Women can be illogical. Better to avoid getting grouped in with certain people if you want to control perception.
Do you care about the dumb shit women like to do either?
You gotta think about the other sides. Each side has tuings they like and you're not forced to pretwnd you care.
I have guy friends and a girlfriend and I still don't have anyone to talk to about what I like.
I prefer to have things that we can both like to do so then when we do spend time together it isn't awkward or boring. Otherwise why would I bother with someone I'm not going to have fun with?
>was interested in a girl at work
>found out she thinks im some freak
fuck it i'll just stay in my hovel for the rest of my life
You don't? They don't care.
because femboys are unironically bigger drama factories and size queens than your average roastie.
The only good Sasha scene is the one with Dana Dearmond when they're dressed like bunnies and pooping benwa balls into each other's mouths
>wanting to fuck someone more desperate than me
gonna be a whole yikes from me
Just talk to her about what you like and listen to her about what she likes. It's really easy.
You sound like you date a lot of guys, faggot.
>women can be illogical
>whole board full of grown men getting angry and saying terrible things because somebody likes or doesn't like a video game
>Just talk to her about what you like
that is the easiest way for anyone here to never get laid. just lie, lie, lie, until you fed her enough information to get her to sit on your face
>tfw my girlfriend is also a nerd into weird games
>tfw she is also a biological female, is not fat and showers regularly
jackpot
You have your dignity to defend, user. Failing to show her that you’re not would only prove her right. You can’t let a stupid bitch be a stupid bitch and get away with it.
That's not true at all. Just being passionate about what you like and not even considering whether or not you will ever get laid is the fastest way to get laid.
that was the point user I went rom gay to bi solely because of two absolutely toxic relationships with fuccbois. One i was only into because they were young and down to experiment but otherwise was a coddling little shit that thought i care on some spiritual level or some shit when in reality i just wanted a tight ass and wet mouth to fuck, another was more "passable" and we shared hobbies but he was a manwhore for validation purposes and broke up with me when i dared tried to make him loyal
>he doesnt like BBWs
missing out on prime beef
Haha you are gay and a homo. Do you like peepees in your mouth? Hahaha
>using based bros
9 yo magapede polbaby detected
>dating some random thot who doesn't care about what you do and might very well be a pain to be around just to have sex
Literally the most beta thing you can do
BBWs need to bathe CONSTANTLY for me to even tolerate them sexually and my dick is too small so i wouldn't even get past the cracks.
You wanna get laid? You lie. Keep shit she obviously won’t empathize with to yourself and share it with someone that would actually care.
You wanna talk about video games? Then stop giving a shit about what others think and talk about video games.
nah i'm a pillow princess gay. i'll give reach arounds and other weird shit but no mouth action. I'd rather get poopdick than suck cock.
Men >>>>> shit >>> femboys > women
Don't fall for the trap meme, they're nearly just as bad. Occasionally, they can be even worse.
And how do you suggest even finding a femboy that isn't fucking crazy? Seems harder than finding a sane woman these days
You mean the Yoko Effect? That pretty much happens with all gfs.
5-6 inches is more than enough dont get a 300lber dude they are just fine and easy enough to lay. They do need to bathe a lot, but thats fine. They are insane in bed though. Best youll ever have.
>tfw friends want to introduce you to a grill
>tfw she's a butterface
I hate it when people try to make choices for you, even if they mean well
end yourself mentaly ill freak
I've known two women that PC game and they were both massive whores. One only played MMOs and one played Gary's Mod and Todd games.
We lost our token black dude to this shit.
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Same. tfw no tall slim mega busty young milf gf with a cute face.
Since I don't have to deal with girls, I don't want to.
Which is why you're here.
Show me a 10/10 trap who isn't mentally unstable.
>Gamergirls are batshit but fuck like rattlesnakes
W-why would you say that? How does a rattlesnake fuck exactly? Are they particularly l-lewd?
Good Lord what the heck is wrong with people.
>Girl moves in with you
>Need to hide all of your possessions and play video games in a super secret room you set up in the basement because you're a sniveling little pussy afraid that some hole will leave you for enjoying a hobby that she herself is engaging in upstairs in a well lit room, hiding her sadness at the fact that her boyfriend won't come engage in any of her gender neutral hobbies with her.
Your logic is fucking retarded. Video games are so fucking normie tier now saying "I like video games" is like saying "I like movies" or "I like music". It's so basic now that if you're under the age of 40 people just assume you play video games of some kind. Especially if you're a man.
you are just as mentaly ill as trannies
I'd just like to meet a girl who's good at video games, even if she has a bf already. It would be as interesting to me as seeing a unicorn.
Yeah, but my mental illness is an advantage because I both like and want to be the better gender.
Here's some advice: everybody loves talking about themselves, especially women. Ask her about it, avoid simple yes/no questions
It depends on how you define 'good' and whether you mean in general or a specific game/genre.
Liking men, especially hairy ass muscle beasts is the ultimate level of gay, like the maximum level of faggotry one can obtain. Traps are as far as I'll ever go. I wish futa were real though so I can dump the trap shit.
>big slappy
You can talk about it but start on a casual level. If she seems interested just give a brief summary of it. One of my sperg friends talked to this cute girl who liked Smash and he got mad autistic when she didn't know what wave dashing and l-canceling was.
>that vid was such a disappointment, lesbo shit it just boring.
What the fuck is with all the spitting? I don't watch much porn but is spitting during sex a Jewish thing?
>femboy
>a male who abandons their masculinity for more femininity
>no vagina
>the better option
yeah nah
Stop defining yourself only through games. Learn about other shit too, it'll make conversations easier and you'll learn more. Read some interesting books or watch some old movies or something.
yeah i thought so too once
>friend says he met girl on siege
>she says she's top 5 on overwatch or something
>"oh that's interesting-"
>another buddy of mine, friend B, played some casual games in siege with those 2
>she screamed and bitched in chat about B not trying in a casual game while she's on her 2nd smurf acc to get low casual MMR
Is that Sasha Grey? If so, then I just want to say that her voice acting was acceptable in SR3.
still one of the best ass gifs ever
this and the one of her lifting her shirt up from nurses 2 are just glorious
sasha is a legend
I mean above average, able to have a nice K/D in shooters or able to compete in fighting games or RTS games. I've seen some Japanese and Korean girls who are good at Tekken, but I wonder if that counts.
You fucking don't, that's why you are lonely.
They do like boardgames though.
because i’m thinking (and expected to) start a family with kids
The fact you used a gif of a woman having her ass slapped shows ya not gonna go anywhere with chicks and says alot about your own view of women.
Anyone who ats me calling me an SJW or whatever is probably another lonely gonna die alone virgin lol.
Yea Forums.
Place of wisest man.
So you think we should be fucking guys that look and dress like women?
There is nothing more heterosexual or masculine then having a submissive male give up their own masculinity in adoration of your cock or watching them bounce on your dick till they are mind-broken, user.
>used to play For Honor a lot a few months ago
>GF saw i really liked the game and thought about buying it for herself so we could play together
>even though i never told her about the game or mentioned it expect for this one time she asked me about it
>''yeah i like it so far, it's pretty fun''
>dumb cunt buys it and tries to instantly go into multiplayer without doing any of the tutorials or beginner trials
>you need to beat a HARD difficulty Bot before being allowed to use the multiplayer
>she can't
>starts complaining about how bad the game is and that the controls are shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT?! I CAN'T EVEN KILL THIS GUY, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WORK OUT THE CONTROLS IT'S SO CONFUSING I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>''uh did you do the tutorial?''
>NO. WHAT TUTORIAL? DO I HAVE TO?
>''obviously, it doesn't take too long to go through it either, you need to do that first, get accustomed to the controls and everything, go do it, it's easy enough''
>she goes into tutorial
>gets stuck again and dies in it, fails multiple times
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU SAID IT WOULD BE EASY UGH THIS SHIT IS SO CONFUSING WHY IS IT EVEN TAGGED AS A 'FIGHTING GAME' IT'S NOT EVEN A FIGHTING GAME, IF IT WAS A FIGHTING GAME IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE MORTAL KOMBAT OR STREET FIGHTERS
>THIS SHIT IS SO CONFUSING AND THE CONTROLS ARE NOT USER FRIENDLY AT ALL FUCK THIS GAME YOU MADE ME WASTE MY TIME AND MONEY ON IT UGH
>gets off it and requests a refund
>REALLY HOPE STEAM GIVES ME MONEY BACK FOR THIS THING ELSE I JUST WASTED 15$ ON A DEFUNCT PRODUCT
>Boy has butthole and mouth
>Girl has vagina butthole and mouth
Why the fuck would any straight male be willing to downgrade themselves? that's why mentally ill trannies try to create a third hole by chopping off their dicks which is the worst thing they could possibly do to their mental state.
>girl moves in with you
i hope you like the parents
If you're a Roman
Just adopt.
Based
>He doesn't want to frot with a cute boy
t. dicklet
>having a GF
>playing Ubishit
Good one.
Why does she think you're a freak?
Or Greek.
Or German.
Or Russian.
Or Persian.
Or Turkish.
What's your point? Its good shit.
But she was right though, For Honor is not a good game. You just have shit taste.
Nice pasta
>logic
>4channel
Pick one
Don't gatekeep.
It's that fucking simple.
And what if the submissive male is a large, old, ugly and smelly fat-ass?
samefag and assravaged roastie
look you just don't "get it". I like stuff in the same subsect of hobby as yours. It doesn't we will get along.