Welcome to the future where everything is fucked

welcome to the future where everything is fucked
p.Yea Forums.org/

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Looks like a shitty catalog-type mobile layout, last I checked it was on /qa/ where Hiro specifically stated it was a mobile site too. Calm down

Get with the times old man
or are you a child without a credit card/BTC

>account registration on Yea Forums
the future is now
absolutely thrilling
bring back facebook integration

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>the account posting sure won't fuck over the entire website

Paywall and mandatory sign-ups soon

Based gook moot making old Yea Forums nightmares into reality

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Realistically no, having an account would change nothing so long as the actual posts were anonymous, and p.Yea Forums.org doesn't magically make Clover or the Yea Forums.org mobile site suddenly not work. If you have a pass at all you already have a Yea Forums account and have no room to talk.

One day, soon, I will be free of this place.

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Why the fuck is this a thing, is he planning on overtaking Clover?
Because thats not happening

Clover is best mobile app

Last I recall Hiroshima was talking about it just being an option and the mobile site would still work. All Clover would have to do to workaround would be to report itself as a desktop web-client and get the desktop site's information anyways.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>phoneposters getting fucked over and have to pay to post
Based gookmoot making the only decent decision he's ever made while in control of this site

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mmm, the smell of old news and panicking phone posters

Wasn't this only for phoneposters though?

>Make the Site 300 times slower
>Support Mobilefaggotry

I knew it, I knew he would fuck it up beyond repair

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>he thinks it will end with just phoneposters

Yup. You're paying for the esteemed privilege of using an ugly magazine layout, the mobile site and desktop posting will still work fine.

>Post
>Hide ad

You know what apps let you do that for completely free, you jewish fuck?
floens.github.io/Clover/#de
m.apkpure.com/mimi-Yea Forums-reader/com.emogoth.android.phone.mimi

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hiro would lose an inordinate amount of website traffic and related funds if he suddenly decided to implement a something awful pay-to-post scheme, and for a jap jew that was suspected of including a crypto miner in the site's javascript at one point this makes absolutely no sense, keep your conspiracy theories within the realm of possibility

Good thing I use clover and can easily chnage the user agent in chrome if I need to.

Do you honestly really think that this is just for phone posters when phone posters can very easily use the two above things to bypass it very easily? No, it's not, this will become the new Yea Forums.

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Honestly I don't mind a week where Yea Forums is pass posters only. Remember when captcha was down one day for like 5 hours? The posting quality on every board shot up tremendously. Phoneposters couldn't make ban evading shitposts, /vg/fags couldn't spam or avatarfag because then they risk their pass getting banned, etc.

in theory it goes against everything the site stands for BUT its the only way to stop the endless reddit shitposting that goes on here

>what is desktop view
Lmoa

You'll see

Killing the site would stop the shitposting yeah

if you think you're btfoing anybody with a pepe and a clever plan you're an idiot that doesn't read /qa/ where this was proposed, posted, and confirmed to be mobile-only a month or two ago; there is no "bypass", it's an option you have to actively seek out

wanted to see this pic again for a long time, thanks user

Clover is better and its not in translated Chinese

Then approximately 99.999% of posters would be gone.
It's not like there were no alternatives, but most posters are simply here at the moment.
That balance in favor of Yea Forums can swing in a matter of minutes, if hiroyuki fucks up. I hope he does not. I like this place.

good we need less posters anyways. Yea Forums moves too fast.

i would ratter have the side die than became reddit

Ah, yes, just believe what Hiro says because so trustworthy. He has never lied before, not once.

Hope you enjoy 4reddit.

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>Yea Forums becomes somethingawful and neogaf

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>you can decipher the age of the image by the sheer fact that ManlyTears was still active on here
geeze it's been a long time

Hiro, you lost your jap audience to a cripple
Now you'll lose your western userbase too

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What? Can't I browse this shithole while I take a shit?

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Shitty stick legs

Good fuck you faggots, I can't wait to sign up and never see you faggots again. Yea Forums is ours now. Later /pol/, you fucking lost. :)

What's up with the uniform red splotches on your thighs, friend

There's a reason they've lasted so long. It's about time this place finally follow suit. Maybe now you will think before you post, or you'll have to pay another 10 bucks for a new account.

It always kills me that Yea Forums is unchanged. Every fucking time.

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not him but it looks like he had his elbows rest on his knees before taking the picture.

Enjoy all dialogue that doesnt tickle the mods' prostate completely vanishing

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Yes that would actually be the best thing

Somethings that's too much of hassle for filthy phoneposters.

@451963307
shit bait

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fucking kek

Exactly

>>too much of a pussy to quote someone
Mods, save this poor user.

What's with everyone thinking this will stop phoneposters? Clover exists. Also why does everyone think all phone posters are shitposters. I feel like a lot of shitposters are desktop users.

typical paranoia, we've got to blame somebody it's either phoneposters, reddit, /pol/ r/the donald or discord trannys nowadays

amen

*Turns on Airplane mode and shitpost*

>mods please save me

The vast majority are Apple loving faggots and ban evading niggers.

It's much easier to ban evade from a phone.

Good. Mobile posters ruined the site.

@451963890
Help!

this is going to be just like all the other times somebody's chanted the site will be destroyed: nothing happens and everyone forgets they were just calling for the admin's head on a platter not three days later, optional goldface "i told you so hahahahaha doomsayers btfo we're all fine" for epic shitpost points
phoneposting is blamed because it's an easy scapegoat that's impossible to definitively prove (see the reddit boogeyman and vague stories of how bad things supposedly get when we have extended contact with reddit), and a legitimate pattern of bad or shitpost threads having op images with filenames that show they were saved on an iphone or through a mobile app like clover. empirically a mobile service allows bad posters to interact with the site more easily, but those same posters would probably be here anyways or just be on at different hours

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>Clover exists
for now
this will make its way to desktop soon enough
so we're all fucked in the long run

It's usually mobile posters because it's easy as fuck to just change IP addresses and delete cookies letting them easily just post whatever with no consequences. It's usually why phones can't post images because then they could just flood boards with shot post threads far easier than a desktop.

This only applies to smartphone posters and the only reason the admins are doing it is because banning smartphone users is nigh impossible lol.

It will also eliminate a shit ton of traffic because normies arent going to want to pay to post.

Cant hiro just sue clover or someshit

It's all so tiring. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss when it was just reddit. I was never into the site wars bullshit, but it was less annoying to see than everything I see now.

Fair enough I guess.

Based frogposter shitting on cuck mods

This is trying way to hard.

>new user interface that requires a pass to post
>account registration
Excuse me?

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So many people have adblockers that a much smaller number of users that all have to pay would almost certainly get him more money than more, free traffic.

It claims no affiliation with Yea Forums.org (or 4channel.org if you want to buy into Hiro's bullshit) and has a fair-use license, Hiro can't really do anything about it that's worth the trouble.

>its the only way to stop the endless reddit shitposting that goes on here
how so?

Selling aggregate user data and ad-revenue is far more profitable than Yea Forums passes.

you can just look at how many wojak and console war shitpost images have phone filenames

>not using clover

Fuck 4chins. Infinity Chan is the future

not video games

I seriously doubt that. You're severely overestimating how much money ads and user data bring in on a per user basis.

You're an idiot if you think hiroshit will support and maintain two sites while he won't even pay the nannies their hot pocket tax

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>mobile is not a problem
>some high schooler can just whip his phone out mid class and make some shit thread
At least with a PC/laptop you have to put some effort in. I hope at least one person has accidentally opened a loli pic and gotten fucked.

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I know
We all know...

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>take meta thread to /qa/
>it's quickly buried under /jp/ tranny garbage because nobody else browses that board

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if you need a acount to post anonimously people will think twice before making porn or political bait threads on Yea Forums cause if they are banned, its not a question of making geting a new ip

>leddit niggers will unironically pay to shitpost on nu-Yea Forums

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Yea Forums currently is not a small site by any stretch of the imagination, and a website that's been free for 16 years suddenly going pass-mandatory isn't going to be received positively.

He wont obviously, but what does that have to do with my post

based and redpilled

Might've been the case once upon a time but cripplechan was a massive exercise in proving that imageboard users aren't fit to govern themselves

>If we get rid of Lewd loli posters I can talk about Yea Forums with my normalfag friends!
Fuck you

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That's an entirely separate argument. We're simply discussing per-user profit as a free site vs. a pass site, and I would eat my own hat if he got more money from free users, the vast majority of whom have adblockers.

>stop the reddit-shitposting by literally turning the website into r*ddit
Good idea

1. Off-topic garbage and porn is a positive, a website where the mods feel like they have all the power would be fucking horrible (see )

2. You can very easily just make a new account with a cockmail account, the only counter to this is a NeoGAF style vetting/self-doxxing process that would murder this website

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>loli will keep those n-n-normies away!
imagine thinking posting an easily filtered image will keep undesirables away, you're as delusional as those guro/gore fags on old Yea Forums that thought that shock images would keep away bad posters while the board continued to get even shittier

Because it won't "just apply to mobile users" because that would imply PC users would get a different site

>you need to pay to post images.
fucking die already

Hiro is gonna disable the Yea Forums api which will break clover permanently, you PAJEETDROIDS are just as fucked AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>The "360 was my childhood" post in that image is now posted on Yea Forums unironically

Fair point, let's all go to resetera and leddit instead and shitpost to the max on obscure parts of those cancer inducing website.

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you degnerated pedo shits are just as mentaly ill as trannies
just end yourselves

>he thinks disabling the api will break clover
Lel no, don't shitpost when you don't know how the software works. API is not the only way to hook to a website, at absolute worst it becomes a fancy wrapper for the desktop site (see: still functional)

i dont count loli posters as porn posters
i count THAT faggot that keeps posting a dick pic with a red card alongside it or that guy that posts fat niggers saying "make me squirt"

Been here since 2005 and moved to mobile as soon as Clover became a thing.
Mobile posters aren't the problem, poorfag teenagers that post from their mom's basements on their toasters are the problem (aka the typical Steamfag).

>Disable Yea Forums API
>update a bit of text
>not broken anymore

Stupid tourist, it's all your fault
Loliposters were always here but things only got this bad after the election

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Floens is lazy as shit keep dreaming PAJEETDROID
Nope, nice try pajeetdroid

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Floens Updates the app bimonthly

>but I miss when it was just reddit. I was never into the site wars bullshit, but it was less annoying to see than everything I see now.

I feel the same way. I actually miss the times when "LE EPIC MEME RAGE COMICS ARROW TO THE KNEE XD" stuff was the main thing that Yea Forums was mad about.

"no" is not an argument, i accept your concession

Ban evasion is the problem. Mobileposters take advantage of that by a much, much larger margin than other users. Requiring a pass solves that for 90 percent of cases.

>Steamfag

Shouldnt you be playing the bad-ass™ new first-person online shooter Anthem Legends™ user?

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Based cute and funny chad

If this brings back /l/, I'll buy ten passes right now.

end yourself degenerate

Beginning of the end was Yea Forums giving an inordinate shit about what other websites thought, instead of talking about video games and not caring if some memes trickled down to other websites

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Uh.... user. It's free, so it's totally okay that I'm playing an EA game.

>Ban evasion is the problem

On a site where mods are simultaneously lazy and ban for anything? Fuck off

Seeing how shitty Yea Forums has becomes it's not a big issue. And I'm already having troubles posting on phone half the time because gookmoot is hard forcing us to buy a pass by rangebanning a shitload of phone's ip.

ya hearing this hiroshit? I won't ever buy a pass you dumb fucking dog eating fuckface.

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Cope

This can actually save the site.

It isn't an argument because once the API is gone the app needs a rewrite
Either way it's either getting dmcad or all of the phone IP ranges are getting banned since there's no reason not to now, rip pajeetdroids

Why am I banned for posting a tuxedo pepe and telling the mods to suck my dick

I don't get why loli isn't even allowed on /trash/.