You wouldn't

Actualy Marina and pearl are 18 and 21, you may fuck them if ya want.

Haha who would find something like that attractive?
Definitely not me, I'm not a pedo or anything

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I'm 120 pounds and shower twice a day. I don't want to see a giant ink tank full of milky looking semen drawn by an idiot

I fucking hate pearl and marina posters. They think that just because it's a splatoon thread they are welcome here.
NO YOU MORONS, WE WANT FLAT CHESTED DELICIOUS LITTLE UNDERAGE SQUID KIDS

How can I like cunny if i never touched it?

What would you rather it be, then?

>14

In Germany 14 is age of relations, but many german do not talk to 14 year old because parents still intervene. But 14, it's not pedo here

FBI OPEN UP!

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I would a squid, but I wouldn't a kid
So give me the squid milfs instead

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOL FBI LOLI JOKE LMAO IT NEVER GET OLD MY FELLOW REDDIT IRONIC WEEB HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Inklings are attractive

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Why isn't there more fanart of squid milfs

imagine getting this angry over a joke

Imagine repeating the same fucking joke over and over again like a pathetic ironic weeb tard.

Squilfs are a bless

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The pic outdates the FBI meme

Probably not.

imagine being you rn
lmao

At least im not you.

Pic related

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it's such a shame

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In his defense the joke HAS been overdone drastically by this point

Probably because of the characters being teenagers or young adults, we need a thicc, cute, and lovely quilf for splatoon 3 as a NPC.

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>188x268
come on hombre, you're better than this

>14 is age of relations
As it should be everywhere else, you stop being a pedo (the original definition) the moment you hit your teens. Granted, whether it is optimal or not is another question... it's not unless you have a family-supporting job.

imagine having this saved on your pc to prove a dumb point
>w-well you see mom, there are these ironic weeb losers on the 4chins and i use this image to make fun of them

absolutely BASED

Why was this deleted? Pathetic. It was a very valid and well made point.

this is hella good

Homophobic mods.

Here you have bro.

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fuck ugly. why not fap to canon adult women characters like the normalfags you are instead of mutating other characters into these abominations? Inklings are for pedophiles. If that upsets you, fuck off

This desu

SHOTA-LOLI EQUAL RIGHTS NOW

Would you rather a squid milf or an octo milf?

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I'd fuck a choco octo instead

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cute squid boys

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We do fap to canon adult characters user.

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Try me.

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well WE don't
take your ugly fat tits and LEAVE

>these generic customizable avatars intended to represent anybody are characters
>complains about Marina being drawn with big tits being unfaithful to the character
so this is the power of retardation when you remove the limiters

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lol just ignore it if you don't like it, nigga.
They're doing you a favor by bumping the thread.

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Octos are just perfect as they are.

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So why did you post off-model art then?

pedo bait no

uh ok

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Common man, how could you not love some nice big tiddies?

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VEEMO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You do know that the tough cats get beaten up right?