What are some steam red flags?

>1k hours on TF2

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>judges someone's character and worth by how much time they spend on a game

judging someone on steam for literally anything they do on it, or any other platforms

>He posts his profile on Yea Forums threads

>posting africa as a location
>football/car brand as avatar
>specs in the description
>part of meme groups
I don't feel the need to name the redflags for every platform ever, like having a furfag avatar.

Only 1k? That's less than 2 hours per week. How are you supposed to farm drops with so little play time?

5k+ hours of ARK Survival Evolved.

>he doesn't have a furfag avatar

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The most common red flags:
>anime avatar
>textwall profile
>1000+ hrs TF2
>1000+ hrs DOTA2
>100+ friends/groups
>500+ games, less than half actually played at all

If they have 3 or more of these don't add them. You'll never talk, never play together, and probably they have a mental illness they will try and infect you with.

Post yours

>he doesn't have a furfag as a pocket medic
>he doesn't ignore the furfag when he talks about meeting up irl because they live in the same state

>1000+ hrs TF2
>1000+ hrs DOTA2
how is this a red flag?

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People who started playing TF2 late and never got to experience community servers

Whats does 'red flag' mean? not a red flag I suppose.

>zoomer meme avatar
>any meme avatar
>ascii art on profile
>"my battle station"
>hearts in profile name
>name with a ~

found your profile

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>steam level higher than 30

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> Multiple VAC bans on record
> 3 Game bans on record (6 days ago)

ZOINKS!: the profile

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Can someone explain to me why there are so many weebs, furries, and trannies on Steam? What is it that attracts them to the platform?

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But I have over 1k hours on TF2 from before the F2P update when I stopped playing.

well that's not even the worst sample i have in the collection

Literally the only times I used Steam's friend feature is when there was some event with a bullshit "hehe play the game your friend recommended" objective. Got 4 people from Yea Forums this way that I don't interact with otherwise.
But goddamn, I have a decent library of 500 games and that one Russian guy I friended this way played EVERYTHING. Can't click on anything in my library without seeing his mug.

>x years of service badge pinned to profile

free games

It's the same for many websites these days, I blame discord. For example;
rateyourmusic.com/~bowsette

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i can judge your character by only one post pretty good id say

>changes name regularly
I have some highschool friends who do this, I have no clue who they are anymore.

Because they are allowed. There are also nazi larping groups, niche historical period groups, etc.

FUCK YEAH, I'M A 2.5

kek

:(

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>7k hours in TF2

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>join a server with someone
>”Hey man join our discord, we don’t use in game voice”
>leave server

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This is a brainlet projection post.
This is a chad videogame post
TF2 is a videogame
Yea Forums is a ""videogame"" board
If you don't play videogame? Why talk on videogame board?
not make snes.

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>Have spent hundreds of hours in Tf2
>All of it spent playing game modes like TF2ware, Prop Hunt, Wacky Races, Super Zombie Fortress, etc.

I dont get it... what are these 'redflags?' and what the fuck is a friend collector?

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>still playing tee eff doo in 1919+100

F

Post it, fren

>Can someone explain to me why there are so many weebs, furries, and trannies on Yea Forums? What is it that attracts them to the platform?

smasj barariab post sm smasj sja smasj post brain porst bran brarin braair m

does a creature like this even exist? not on Yea Forums i hope

>I'm a 1.5 and my brother's a 0 on this list
Thanks, user

I don't add people who owns Life is Strange.

>probably did first one
>change avatar
>Canadian
I sit at 3.

>Makes this thread
Easily the worst

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>worth adding
thanks :)

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>only 1 point from private profile

>mfw 0

>Hating TF2 because it's old.

>Female
>Transgender group listed bellow

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1k in dota

Not on Yea Forums, but I found one before.
They had a generic-ass profile name like Squirrel or something. Dead by Daylight with 1500 hours, ARK with just over 5000.

I can say I can judge your character pretty good by one post too actually.
>borderine illiterate
>sedentary lifestyle
>inflated sense of self importance from clicking buttons

this is either a lvl 999 tranny or a lvl 1 thot

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qjte mi kura selqni
>>>>
>

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>cool guy
Winning epic style

good enough

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Oh wait, danganronpa is probably a VN. So
>probably did first one
>change avatar
>Canadian
>VN
I sit at 4.

>he seeks Yea Forums's advice for his own thought process

>What attracts them to a video game platform that sells games that in addition, has social elements as well
Brainlet post

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>mfw
>doesn't post face when
You have been automatically promoted to DEGENERATE.

I trust more people with thousands of hours in games (even f2p ones) than people with less than 60 hours played in past 2 weeks

Also everyone with more than 10 friends is a zoomer

What's wrong with anime profile pics?

steamcommunity.com/id/nick55/
Roast me bros

>autistic linkin park fan

>2k+ hours on Dota 2
the only red flag I have
fuck off faggots

>barely 4
I'm not annoying I swear, Dotka is just really addicting that's all

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steamcommunity.com/id/nesmito
>women

You must be really smart friend

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I figure most people fall on this range

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>10k hours of PlanetSide 2

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Soccer*

That's actually based though.

>this profile is private

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This post confirms the analysis

>1 point from anime avatar
finally i'm with the cool kids

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3.5, nice.

Is any of this a redflag?
I just really can't fathom how a normal person would get this big of a playtime in most of these games.

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>internet
>women
select 1

That entire image is a red flag's red flag

There ain't a flag big enough or red enough.

RIP secret lab

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Some may consider 3 k hours on tf2, dr trilogy, hyperdimension neptunia a red flag but i have the same shit on my profile¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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it's just bloating
whenever I see shit like this I automatically assume the person is a faggot. Worse than badgewhales.

is that faggot trying to get the no-life achievement on gmod?

Does anyone still have that screenshot of that "I would be honored to fart on you :D" profile? The one with that fat kid with the fat fart cow persona?

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>just 1
sweet
taking this seriously is a quick way to become a shit person though

>only 1000 hours

pfft

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>amount of time played somehow influences when they started playing

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>the shrug emoticon at the end

it really shows too, user

steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo/
add me up losers

>anime avatar
>chan and weeb groups. I never talked with people there tough, they just added me and I accepted
3 points then, tought it would be worse.

Also, VAC ban and Furry pics should give 10 points automatically. Those are the ultimate flags of a subhuman. Some things absolutelly should have a bigger penalty: Having less than 150 games is absolutelly not as bad as being a filthy degenerate dogfucker.

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>Only 1k hours

1413 hours in TF2

>less than 150games

lol

i have steam for 15 years and have around 75 games.

why? because i actually play what i buy.
I have dozens of games with 30+ hours played...around 10 with more than 200h

i've seen sooo many accounts with more than 100games and became curious and saw, they barely played any of the games.
theay just dumped money into a sale for games they didn't even knew.

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Weebs, furries and brones are all the same.
Instant block every time

Imagine knowing that there are 5 seasons in horse cartoon

Don't you dare post my waifu Himetan ever again brap fag.

good for you user, i just pirate anything that's not multiplayer

>has steam depression

3.5 points. I don't count the Roleplay one because I have the word on my profile asking people who want that with me to fuck off though.

hehe... i know that feel

i don't even like teamspeak :-/

>PewDiePie
>"lmao I'm sooo lewd and I love hentai guys"
>shota and rape
This looks like unironically a woman, an underage one. Probably not a pretty tough.

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I do whatever I want with your unstable waifu.
Also: I wanted someone to post that shit to laugh about it, haven´t seen it in ages.

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>gaming attracts unironic autists
>wonders why there are so many autists on a gaming platform

>getting invite requests by niggers with the following summary
>don't invite me
>if you invite me and I don't know you, I'll block you

Good thing Steam allows you to give friends nicknames that are shown no matter what they change their name to.

>get invite by some rando
>accept it and he doesn't say anything
>I say nothing back and have him just sit in my friends list
>years go by
>Give me 5 good reasons as to why I should keep you on my friends list
Every fucking time

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I dont know how the fuck people have money for thousands of games, Ive been on Steam for 11 years and have about 90 games and I still haven't played them all

>has more than 1 battle royale game downloaded
>plays mobas
>anime profile pic

the fuck is that?

I fucking hate this
Why should I have to have your permission to keep me as a friend

>have a couple VN's (fake entry)
>Canadian (fake entry, die amerilard)
So, 0. Pretty nice.

Been on steam for the same amount of time, maybe have 50, played 20 regularly.

cute post my fren

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>accepting invitations from random people that have never talked to you
This is the first mistake you make. Just add people you talk to, otherwise you'll keep complaining like a faggot even knowing what's your mistake.

why don't you buy them on sale, user?

post top steam game list by hour spent no cheating

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>You'll never talk, never play together
Thats pretty much every rando that I add or adds me. Even the groups for the harder stuff in games. Vermintide 2 Legendary stuff. Monster Hunter World. Pubeg.
Never actually play with them besides the one time where we actually met eachother. Most have nothing on their profiles either.

>meme groups
Every group is a meme group.

GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

>this guy with 2k hours in tf2
>wow, you must idle a lot man
>what's idling

I adjusted a little bit.
Have 4 and more i can not do.
whatever fuck you guys.

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Whys that a red flag? Most of my friends have that on their profile. Is is it gay like wearing your hat backwards?

Maybe I should iddle some jrpgs, so I don't look like a complete casual.

I really don't enjoy replaying singleplayer games.

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This is my avatar. Judge me.

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>Anyone from Eastern Europe (mainly Russia)
>Anyone from China
>Anyone from Brazil

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It's a great game user stop bullying me

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>image macro
Not that bad with all the cringe nu memes like ugandan knuckles or big chungus, or a tryhard "4channer" with pepe/wojak shit.

>I really don't enjoy replaying singleplayer games
>83 hours in Lords of Shadow

Why is Canadian on there? I have 54 games and Im a proud canuck, so I guess im a 2

HEIL HITLER

> 1.5 points
Wow, I'm less of an autist than I thought.

> any vaguely anime thing is weeb
Maybe don't post on this japanese blacksmithing forum, user.

does having a ton of hours in tf2 in the past count as primarily playing tf2?
if not, 1.5, otherwise 2.5
this list needs a revision

well?

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>possible 3 maybe 4
im fine with this

>animated showcase that matches background
>private profiles when playing competitive games
>no league history if playing a competitive game
>under 10 friends, does not talk in game
>anime/hentai games
>posting gay music
>uses text block as an actual bio, like I give a fuck about what your favorite show is
>trading anything, but item displays are based, especially with rare items
>PayPal anywhere
>account under 5 years old
>has one game, usually an item game
Actual redflags, as opposed to "this person likes something I don't like so they might be unpleasant". I use my information to talk about past LAN events sort of like a resume, not sure what else you could use it for practically.

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>1.5
>dont play 30+ hours
>like 15 games
Who gives a shit

>why don't you buy them on sale, user?

I have a job I can get most games I want, It's just crazy to me how some people can amass no joke over a thousand games, I always hesitate when buying something that I might never play

Addendum to what is good, server IPs that are servers that a person plays on or is a mod or admim of are undoubtedly based. Also other stat pages like HLTV or ESEA are nice.

>Crypt of the Necrodancer
ah i see you're one with the beat as well.

Team logos as avatars also suck so long as it's a shitty amateur level team that has no sponsor. However, it is perfectly fine to have one if you get paid for whatever you play or they pay for your league fees and you are recognised as a team or player on HLTV or other professional stat tracking site. You can have joke team logos though, my team had pyramid pete as our team logo, shit was funny.

+ games, less than half actually played at all
Isn't that everyone?

I'm not sure how to interpret that

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that's not a woman, that's Snape!

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>1k+ hours in any game with microtransactions
>anime, furry, or cartoon avatar
>tl;dr profile
>gift begging
>friend collector
>meme or eceleb groups

Very few times sub-200 hr games can be counted, the gmod is worrying but a bud of mine has like 11k plus because he's been playing since it first came out when he was like 8 or some shit and did nothing but play gangwars until it died.

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The second replay was not me, but my brother when he was visiting me.

I have never finished Skyrim story mode, and don't intend to because that game is arse and strongly pales in comparison to Oblivion and Morrowind. Biggest majority of the 200 hours were going into dungeons, losing the fight on purpose, and masturbating by watching my self insert getting raped.

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One more thing: people that have betting sites, trading sites, twitch urls, and TF2 style jokes are often time really, really, REALLY bad at just about everything. Other than that, I don't really have much else to say about profiles, some people use Steam as a social platform and that's fine because I don't, I use small mode and have a tab for my friends that shows just names without avatars sorted by player names and tagged with rl names if I need to know in case they are teammates I'll eventually go to events with. Shit like having hours in games is a good thing since they're more often than not good players because of it, and as for avatars I assure you that it can get way worse than someone having an anime profile pic. Plus I'm not autistic enough to get mad at a jpeg.

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They link their profile and say
>tfw no bf

Anyone that posts their profile on an anonymous imageboard is an inherent red flag, like I'd want any of you faggots on my profile for any reason

>he doesn't set his location as Zimbabwe

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>not setting your location as north korea, somalia, or zembabwe
>not having at least 1 VAC ban
>not having at least 1000 hours in dota or csgo

Pirated most of my shit until 2 years ago when I finally managed to get a good job

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>steam level isn't as close to their years of service as possible

Hey man, it's not my fault that after 9 years I'm a level 23. I just wanted to get the level 5 Darkest Dungeon badge because I liked the game.

The best badges match your name, regardless of game. Example would be using the chief beef badge if you have beef anywhere in your name.

you're still worth adding, user, it's okay.

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Someone who has 1000 hours on tf2 couldn't have started playing less than 1000 hours ago dumbass. Now return to /r/wojak

This is why EGS is better. Social network for gamerrs was a mistake.

Post your profile pictures

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No real girl is into Deep Purple, tranny or elaborate catfish account to get free games.

>actively looks for red flags on steam

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>anime avatar
>furry avatar
>specs in description

Amazing to me that people can be so selective, I always say that if you can frag and aren't an annoying cunt you're worth adding regardless of your likes or whatever. Plus, if you play singleplayer games anyways, what the fuck are you doing on the Steam Community in the first place.

This is kinda misleading though because I also have 400 hours in FNV on Xbox360 (back before I was on the PC scene) to complement the 85 on Steam, and 520 hours from ME3 on Origin.

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bideo games are fun

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Does this count as weeb shit?

If not, then 0.

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