Rodents as pet companions

try 8-10 on average

wild arms, dragon quest 8

modded skyrim

ah yea the good old send rodents to consume people alive while in agony spell who could forget?

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Monster Hunter

i keep him on my desk

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what a cute

Rabbits are best, just look at all the hentai.

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Fucking annoying hearing his voice in Baldurs Gate and Metro Exodus because i always imagine the chef from curious george

>rubbing the chin of a chinchilla
This would have been the top post of the day, all day, if you posted to reddit.

Wait... rabits are rodents?

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...did you sleep through biology classes?

No, they're lagomorphs

Man, now I want one of those

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No, they're lagomorphs.

Mine only wants to chew on the brush when I attempt to do that shit. I swear to god I'm going to make that precious little ball of fluff into a hat one of these days.

Too bad that's blatantly a frozen rat in the second pic

holy fuck wrecked

I will now buy your game.

>its an animal thread

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Daw

based

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>no one ITT mentions Pokemon Yellow
Shake my head.

Not a pet, but a damn good companion in FF9

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the mouse on the left joins your party at some point

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Morrowind let you buy a pack rat to carry shit around, died after it got hit once though.

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Got bored of my snake, fed him to my rat

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I'm considering getting a cute dog as a support animal. Is this a good idea? I know it's a meme breed but I was thinking pic related

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Pokemon

meme dog for a meme loving faggot

>Jump
>rest of party kills the enemies
>too awkward to come back down when they've started already started their victory celebration
>stay in air indefinitely

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In Commandos 2 Lupin has a trained pet rat named Spike that you can use to distract germans.

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youtu.be/8FguiwVNCs0?t=40
moss

Reptilefags really are subhumans. Gonna go curbstomp some lizards and snakes in the back yard now

I have a pet rat in a MUD I play.
His name is squeakers.
That is all I have to contribute.

I want a game with a Capybara companion.

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if you want a dog that supports you and you live alone get a chihuahua
Lil guys are like bound to one person and hate the rest

Is there a single game featuring a capybara?

But they aren't cute. I need a cute dog user, something fluffy threat a can hug

Be nice to snek.

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surely there must be a pokemon that is derived from one

dont think so at least not a aa or aaa game
they are wholesome animals

t. Rat

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Fuck that's bad ass
Snakes are fucking pussies desu

all pets is good pets

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Then pomeranian

That rat is obviously too big for the snake, the owner is probably literally retarded

Good thing that is a fake snek

GO FOR THE EYES

Please stop bullying the sneks. Have this birb as a peace offering.

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what kind of fucking bird is that and why does it have such sexy eyelashes?

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idk maybe age of empires 3 lets you hunt them
or animal crossing

>Ratfag reacting like a butthurt turboautist
makes sense

Aww is the widdle rat too strong for the big bad predator?

Secretary Bird.

Kemono Friends

fake, PETA is so against people getting pets that they'd rather literally kill them all instead

literally called a secretary bird

It's a secretary bird. They're immune to bites and kill everything by stomping on it with 5 times the force of their body weight.

Yes, I can see why a catfag would take that position

I've been wanting to get pet salamanders for awhile now. I didn't know these little fuckers normally live 10-15 years long, and can even live to 30 apparently.
Plus, Japanese terrarium videos are max comfy and they have tons of step by step videos of them making them. I hope to make one myself soon.
youtube.com/watch?v=dr40GY-DHt4

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>widdle rat
Rats almost wiped out humanity, user.

so is kemono friends 2 good or not? I don't care about the old director being fired.

Even if the bite takes its head off?

Rodents are shit. Sure they can be real cute but they are fucking hard to toilet train properly. My house mate has a rabbit and while it pushes in its toilet, it shits fucking everywhere all the fucking time. Cats are superior because they house train themselves. Cultured, based animals. Also cats have fantastic taste in people, anyone that thinks cats are shit because they are snobby is literally just a shit person that cats instinctively know to avoid.

I think that'll do. So different breeds generally have different personalities. Which ones are the kindest?

Thats just a human with fake mouse ears

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Won't save the snakes once I'm done with them.

OH NO NO NONONONO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
PFFFFFFFFFFF AAAHHHHHHHEAHAHAHAEAHEHAAEEEEEEEE

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It also can kick the bucket within first year over nothing

If they're immune to bites, then they can't have their head bitten off retard.

In modern times snakes kill way more people than rats. Rats are now friends.

What a qt

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>They're immune to bites
What kind of DnD shenanigans is this?

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>OH NO NO NONONONO
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>PFFFFFFFFFFF AAAHHHHHHHEAHAHAHAEAHEHAAEEEEEEEE

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Maybe at the top of the chain, but they'll say pretty much anything if it gets the attention suburban white kids who are desperate to find some kind of cause to build their identity around.

>Post intentionally made to draw and bait out Peta and garner a reaction out of them
>REEEEE FUCKING REPTILEFAGS

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>there's a gecko climbing my window
Should I take him in, cut off it's head and post images?

>tfw I used to have a dog and a rabbit who got along great
Man I miss having pets.

>toxoplasmosis fag
Cats are the worst pet to own. Even if you train them they make your entire house smell like shit and shed everywhere. They are truly the cuck soiboy pet. Take and give nothing but a dangerous chemical.

What does that mean? The venom has no effect or their skin is too tough to bite?

Holy shit that thing is buff

Umm sweety maybe you should clean the litter routinely and sweep or buy a roomba.

>keeping a farm animal indoors
For what purpose?

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what is happening at the top of his head

Cats do not fucking reek like dogs do. Dogs are so fucking smelly, even if given baths because they roll around in dirt and eat cat shit.

So can your dog if I see it on my lawn

Nah I'll just get a pet that doesn't smell like shit

what kind of stomach does it have to be able to digest that without getting pecked up?

>they make your entire hourse smell like shit
that's dogs though, cats are incredibly clean animals

>cats do not fucking reek like dogs do
Yeah they're 10x worse lmao

That dog's fingernails are sharp.

I love Reisen!

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the toxoplasmosis is actually making you believe this
Anyone who walks into your house can smell it

this is why you shouldn't confuse a cheetah and a leopard

nope
there's a reason you don't need to wash cats constantly, let alone house cats

>NO YOU ASSHOLE THOSE THINGS CAN BREAK YOUR ARM WITH A WING.
>STOP FUCKING PULLING ME TOWARDS IT

Literally a dragon's stomach.

What a stupid bitch

"She won't live forever! But then again, who does?"

post a webm of one bathing 030

Toxoplasmosis comes from cat shit. Cats literally bury their own shit in the garden under a bush or something so you never see it. Also you smell complaint is pretty baseless. A litter tray will smell if you actually have one for the cat and don't change it regularly. But even then that's one room that will smell. Cats are clean animals mate.

>Dogfags are constantly the laughing stock of the animal world because Pitbulls are such violent monsters and they're such beta cucks as to defend them
>"b-b-b-but toxoplasmosis......"

>cats make your house smell like shit

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That's not very kosher of you to say, user.

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>triggered delusional cat cucks
Hahahahaha

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People who keep cats like to have friends who stay with them of their free will. People who keep dogs like to have slaves who don't know any better than to follow commands since they were programmed by centuries of selective breeding to be this way.

Dogfags are insecure cucks incapable of meaningful relationships. Cat patricians know how to build relationships based on mutual respect, not programmed servitude.

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Um sweety you should be airing out your house regardless of what pets you have. Even if you don’t have any pets

What an edgy retard

>shitposting
You're not cool or right just because you use buzzwords

>triggered dogfags
ffs why again?

>the owner is probably literally retarded
Because the owner is a nigger.
youtube.com/watch?v=KiXjUtxydrU

Cats are not equals. They are disgusting smelly animals and need to know their place. That's what pisses me off about cat fags. Cats literally own THEM

>Even if you train them they make your entire house smell like shit and shed everywhere.
that's definitely dogs, not cats.

God Eater 2

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>10 int

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Question, why are dogfags persistently seething at the idea that someone would prefer a pet other than an 80 pounds animal that requires as much maintenance as a handicapped child?

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Outdoor cats>dogs>indoor cats>small dogs
Fact

Haha epic troll dude! So elaborate and got all the cucks so assmad and butthurt lol. Is there somewhere I can follow your antics? Wanna see how many more snowflakes you can trigger!!

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>wtf why doesn't my snake want to eat this rat that's wider than his body
God I fucking hate people.
Also feeding live is always a bad idea.

That don’t change the fact that it’s a good boy

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Dragon Quest VIII my nigga
You can even play as him a couple times and feed him different cheeses for super moves

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Nah.
You're wrong, mate.

Outdoor cats should be made illegal.

>there are people who hate either dogs or cats
literal brainlets

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No I'm right

Wild Arms. One of the main characters gets to deploy his rat for use in puzzles.

>not having a pet human
lmaoing at your "civilisation" earthfags

God imagine befriend an infected rat back then during the Black Death times and having him render you completely immune to the infection.
Then he tells his friends that you are good human, so they also become your friends and soon you'll have a literal death army following you everywhere and you can order them to do cool stuff like playing dead inside a heathen's corpse.

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ahem.

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Post cats.

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Dragon Quest 8

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you meme about that but I'm some people can say they do

Cats are equals in the sense that they have free will. They don't owe you shit. You can feed a cat all you want, but if you piss it off, it will tell you to fuck off and will go live in the wild.

Dogs are soulless meat automatons who are persuaded so easily into unquestionable obedience due to centuries of selective breeding, that one might consider them incapable of free will at all.

This is why cats > dogs: because cat choose to stay with you despite their nature while the entire nature of a dog has been twisted by man to transform the dog into an obedient slave.

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Is there something wrong with me that I just don't care much for dogs? Maybe it's because I'm just such a mellow person, but my favorite types of dogs are the fluffy kind that don't try and jump up on you. I feel like I used to like dogs but I just stopped liking them as much after awhile. My brother has a golden lab that I just don't care for, she's way too energetic. If a dog is calm then I'll usually like them.

Nice tuxedo.

where do i sign up for my cheetah wife?

Yea...nah..

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what a chad

Ahhhh same coloration on my cat

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i swear theyre in mgs5 or 3 or something

Yep. I am.

Cat vs dog posters are literal brainlets.

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Look at these feets
What a cutie

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this is the same aspie that named his cat niggerman

Rimworld

You are on Yea Forums, most people here just let their pets shit everywhere because it's not like you are gonna have people over.

All hella ugly

Holy fucking based.

>dog scared of a clearly hostile animal twice its size
>lol lets keep dragging it closer
What a cunt

It's a meme you dip, nobody here post real opinions

Not everyone on Yea Forums is a filthy fucking mongoloid that lives in a shack that pisses into jugs and shits into socks.

lmao based

Was it a black cat?

says the basedboi so scared of niggers he devoted tales to them

No u >:)

Whoever did this shit literally has to die. Guinea pigs are innocence incarnate. Snake fags are trash. You keep a pet that no longer has to try to survive and doesn't care about you you're objectively the same as a person who has a spider it will never care about you and ultimate hates you.

Mmm, nah you're kind of a shit bloke and I'm not convinced, mate.

Dogs require way less maintenance than a retard and they don't smell nearly as bad either

Don't forget that cats have basically always fulfilled the same role since they were domesticated 10,000 something years ago as barn-lounging rat hunters, while dogs are so inbred and divorced from their original role as hunting animals that the majority of modern dog breeds have crippling genetic abnormalities like their brains grow too large for their skulls our their eyes literally fall out when they sneeze or their hips shatter like glass because they're horrific inbred genetic amalgam beasts.

I don't give a shit about faggot pets until they domesticate raccoons

I thought dogs smelled like shit even after you take them for a bath. I wish I could kill my dad's poodle...

Rabbits have four incisors, and are thus not rodents.

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Absolutely based.

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so can babies

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>Not possums

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You have to go back

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>died a virgin
>didn't know how to swim
>hated niggers but named his cat niggerman
sounds like a toxofag alright

Dwarf Fortress. I'm not sure if you can train them to be used in war, but it should be easily moddable to.

Their herds are fucking annoying though, always interrupting my dwarves.

Hey guys, check out my dindu good boy angel baby :)
youtube.com/watch?v=iqkbP4siojo

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Do you live in some cuck country that doesn't let you kill animals? Just get a shovel and do it

he sounds based as fuck

THIS IS A RODENT THREAD FUCK OFF CATFAGS AND LIZARDFAGS

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He had sex once or twice according to his wife

youtube.com/watch?v=B-eeNvUEGDk

That video is maximum comfy, i kind of want something like that now.

No step on snek!

he looks like he mauls babies

what the fuck is that woman doing

You're wrong.
I'm right.

They are ugly and they are bullied by everything in the entire world. imagine unironically shitting yourself and playing dead so people won't bully you

Not all of Yea Forums is filthy hoarding slobs. I keep my home clean and organized

t. angry nigger

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Babies are terrible pets tBh

what mud?

shitbulls are the niggers of the dog world

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Why are dogfags and catfags so tsundere for one another?

>kill me, Steve

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this thing radiates pure hatred holy shit

I'm sorry but how is it possible that an animal who's only place to shit is a contained box that it must step inside completely. An animal whose habit after shitting is to move around material and cover it up. How would that animal not smell like shit or require constant bathing? Every single indoor cat owner I've had the misfortune of visiting has had a smelly place where the cat litter is housed. There's no way around it unless it's basically a wild outdoor cat or you've trained it to go outside to shit. By default dogs are more cleanly than cats. I don't even like pets but what is this extreme denial? Dogs smell like dogs, if they're dirty they just smell like a dirty dog because their skin secrets oils that cause this over time. There is just no way for an indoor cat to not be constantly covered in fecal matter, dragging it everywhere it goes in your house. Both are cute but please understand

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long bois don't deserve being compared to jews

>died a virgin
What do you mean? He married Sonia Greene

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Being a woman.

is he/she okay?

I used to have a dog and a rabbit then the dog had the rabbit and I only had a dog.

Yeah I'm sure pitbulls are the only violent dogs in third world countries

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I miss my bunbun :(

What is it Khajiit?
You look like you have something to say?

These socio-economic hardships are keeping our nation from moving forward, I must bite.

uh oh, i know this artist

>retarded breed that is notoriously hard to train
>large enough to break your shit
>at the same time agile enough to climb furniture, making hard-to-reach places nonexistent in your house
>again, notoriously hard to train, so it'll always eat or break something while you're away until it's old as fuck
>good luck even getting it to behave on the walk, if it doesn't want to walk you're gonna have to carry or drag it
Literally nothing but looks is good about this "boy". Don't get a shiba, they're really shitty.

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fucking savage. You ever hear about NYC city rats? They fuckers can grow huge and legit crawl into babies cots and eat their faces

*pentobarbital intensifies*

I want to FUCK that rat

Look at this cute birb.

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Video games

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>dogfags

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I love dogs, been around them for my whole life. My family breeds them for the last hundred years too. I generally agree with you, although it is not as black and white as you think. There are plenty of doggo breeds that are much more independent and "wild", some come close even to wolves. Now wolves, that is where it gets interesting, because you can see in real time how we fucked up dogs. Your regular service breed of doggo, be it German Shepherd, Belgians, Dobermann or Rottweiler etc., they are absolutely magical in regard of understanding human social clues, human emotion and nearly everything tied with human communication up to the point that well-trained dog seem to understand your "thoughts" and act upon them. They are like a perfect policeman or perfect soldier - you don't even need to give order and he is doing it already. Now they are fucklost at any independent activity, even with the rest of their doggo pack. Wolves, on the other hand, are some hardcore autists - extremly shy, they don't believe humans, they don't understand social clues nor do they give a fuck about them. Even when domesticated from birth, they always have this shady as fuck look behind their eyes and you know that when shtf they would eat half of your ass no problem and tell their friends about the other half. Doggos are like that great and helpful security guy, while wolves are autistic school shooter types you never knew they were coming.

My family breeds Czechoslovakian wolfdogs and those are pretty much the best from both worlds if you know what you are doing.

Thanks for reading my blogs. No matter if cats or doggos, just be kind to animals, humans are fucking retarded and ruin everything they touch.

Lovecraft
>Bitter virgin
>Got scared of fucking air conditioners
>Despite being racist married a used up jew
>Autistically overuses adjectives
>Lanky faggot
>Died in a ditch poor as fuck
Meanwhile William Hope Hodgson
>Loved by tons of women
>Didn't get scared of shit
>Married his childhood crush
>Loved dogs
>Could write in a poetic style, very simple style, or a lovely mix
>Known as one of the strongest men on the planet
>Bullied Harry Houdini so hard he started crying and begging Hodgson to take the restraints off him
>Wrote about Horror, sailing, ghost detectives, romance
>Died in glorious combat
>Died in combat

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They should just fuck and admit both their repective pets are qt

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SLAMMED but not SMASHED

do you smell like shit because you have to sit on the toilet?

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i see your video and i raise you this
youtube.com/watch?v=lCE99kSmJsU

You really think a golden retriever wouldn't be viciously violent in that sort of environment?

Don't forget Toxoplasmosis. Cats are literal shit tier pets, unless you have a barn.

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>Carrion creature

lol he is losing his toupee

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cute rat

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>Companion is a crocodile

ANY games?

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>toupee
dude...

literally no sense of humor

Sorry cob, that doesn't pass the pub test. Jog on.

I legitimately don't understand the appeal of Pitbulls. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about them, they're inherently aggressive, and they bark like fucking mad.
>B-But Nanny Dogs
That literally didn't exist and is completely made up. Having your child next to a Pitbull is just asking for it to bite their face off.

that would be a pretty fucking awful thing for a parent to wake up to

*Distant AYYY LMAO*

Forgot to add, wolves are very intelligent animals, much more than dogs. Just a different kind of intelligence.

At least I can swipe any shredded bedding off my floor and clean the cage easily compared to daily toilet maintenance and hard to get rid of urine spots that immediately annihilates any furniture/wall and proper item from out of house use.

Yeesh.

>is the slave in the relationship but is too stupid to realise it

Typical cat "owner".

the whole "swan can break your arms" thing is a wild meme exaggeration

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Did it burst out from the inside or did it just out-skill snek?

Nice. I wish I could own one of these things. I'd treat it like a cat/dog.

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Very cute cat, I bet you fuck her daily, you sick fuck.

based as fuck

Quit being such a bigot, user. They're good boys, they dindu nuffin.

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>muh toxoplasmosis
I'd rather have whatever the fuck that psuedoscience nonsense is than have my face mauled off by my nigger dog
And if my dog isn't big enough to maul my face off it's probably a yapping little bitch

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>people defend vermins
Why? As long as we have existed, we have always killed beasts, whenever canines or felines. It's in our nature to kill any non human creature. Hell, I occasionally shoot cats entering my lawn for breaching my private property just like how my ancestors would have done

Owls are the best bird of prey, hands down.

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What the fuck is wrong with Yea Forums.
There's a goddamn tranny thread that's alive and well too...
I'm going back to /pol/. At least that's consistent with all the shills.

desertsun.com/story/news/crime_courts/2019/02/18/angela-johnson-woman-mauled-anza-december-three-pit-bulls-dies/2910215002/

>"The neck bites cut off one of her main arteries to the left side of her brain, causing a severe stroke," he wrote. "She was lifeless when family found her. Her eyes were stuck as wide open as could be ... and that terrified expression stayed on my mom's face until she was airlifted to Desert Regional Hospital."
>"They had to remove half of her skull to make room for the swelling," he wrote on the GoFundMe page. "They say she'll never be able to talk again ... walk ... comprehend anything that's going on around her ... may have issues swallowing ... will stay on life support."

>Shitbulls

Fucking killstealing cock

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are those malnourished owls?

hardcore man. hardcore

>couple of swans regularly return to m hometown
>river runs through town with little islands in the middle
>waterfowl regularly nest there
>some kid throwing stones at swan
>drops ball
>current carries ball to their nest
>kid tries to get ball back
>both swans attack the kid
>pecked the shit out of him
>broke a forearm and opposite shoulder
>lost clothing in the scuffle
>managed to limp away
>police and RSPCA called
>got some community charge brought against him for harassing birds
>parents demanded swans were put down
>OH NO SWANS SEEM TO HAVE MOVED ON

topkek

Dogs are literally nigger tier pets

>a disease is a pseudoscience
just how hard has toxo rewired your brain user?

>no source
yikes!

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F
Based George

Also together with corvidae, extremely clever animals.

I bet you thinks vaccines give autism

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>I have never seen a cat groom itself
I mean, I like both cats and dogs, and I agree that people leaving their cat litter to stink the house should be punched in the gut. But your post is a bit meh.

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Ahem.
Ladies and gentlemen may I have the attention of the class.
Fuck rats, fuck mice, and fuck rabbits.
That is all.

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>Snow owl
why didn't they just name it Snowl

By toupee you mean scalp. The yes he lost his toupee.

>will stay on life support."
Why are people so obsessed with forcing people to suffer through life when they'd clearly be happier dead?

This is like seeing those images of a group of niggers just staring at you.

literally retarded

>yaaayyy!! let's keep treating pit bulls in hostile places while putting all the blame on them!!1

Nigga, you haven't seen a crocodile mouth dog yet. Compared to it, pit bulls are saints.

WE WUZ DINOZ N SHIET

literally no sense

What games let me have a big cat companion

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_(dog)
>its real
dogs are so fucking based

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>the virgin rodent
>the CHAD serphent

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>the breed isn't the problem the owner is
YES EXACTLY SO STOP LETTING LITERALLY ANYONE OWN A DOG THAT CAN EASILY BE TURNED INTO A FUCKING KILLING MACHINE. SET RULES AND REQUIREMENTS NEEDED IN ORDER TO OWN CERTAIN PETS THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS ITS NOT FUCKING HARD

I agree but she's a complete vegetable at that point, if they want to haul her ass around who cares

Achaea.

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what cute cats

What kind of fucking retard argument is this? Pitbulls statistically account for most dog attacks yearly. Nobody is talking about crocodiles.

god damn
f

The woman did actually pass away weeks later, but yeah. There's a point where keeping someone alive after something so horrific should be considered a crime.

Despite making up 13% of the population

cats give you parasites and gunk up your eyes with their filth.

>I own a snake

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>lmao terrifying my dog is just a joke get over it
Get fucked

ban guns then too

>Chad swan vs virgin dog

>Swan posting at a computer while human watches on in full body cast.time.warner.cryptogram

regulate, not ban.

Anyone got more like this?

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>eat them

VtMB lets you give them the old suckaroo as well

>refined biological symbiosis through bacterial coevolution somehow makes cats WORSE animals
I guess making friends with an apex predator is somehow not a good thing now.

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literally no idea how to take care of your pet

t. incel, that woman is crearly having fun with his dog. I would do the same, stop being a pussy

This makes me laugh because every single person I know who owns a snake looks like that.

>this is what happens when you mix species

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My cat stomps on my chest with its cute fluffy paws when I go to bed so I don't give a fuck.

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Dog probably just jumped in thinking the other two dogs were playing, then got mauled to death. Saying it jumped in to protect the two children seem a bit far fetched.

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I'm scared of rats. ama

Tianamen square

t. edgy kid or literal retard who knows nothing of human development

>another incel

Literally what the actual fuck even is toxoplasmosis other than a meme that I constantly hear dog owners spouting

So true, I love seeing and hearing several crows communicate. So interesting to watch.

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underrrated lol

What are some games where I can have a corgi as a companion

>In an effort to counter the fighting reputation of pit bull-type dogs, in 1996 the San Francisco Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals renamed pit bull terriers to "St. Francis Terriers", so that people might be more likely to adopt them. 60 temperament-screened dogs were adopted until the program was halted, after several of the newly adopted pit bulls killed cats.
pfft

brain parasite that cats carry that make rats less fearful of cats. Can also be passed onto humans and cause subtle personality changes.

Sims 4

>Heard you were talkin shit

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Its some kind of pheromone cats excrete to make creatures around them more calm and therefore more vulnerable

That's one shitty sculpture.

Me too fren. During autumn, when the wind is just right in my country, watching them play together in the air is just so wholesome and beautiful. I can spend hour straight watching them.

>>Can also be passed onto humans and cause subtle personality changes.
... For example..?

You don't let a violent criminal or a mentally unstable retard legally own a gun because they're obviously going to shoot somebody.
Why would you let a negligent or unprepared pet owner get a pitbull? They're obviously going to raise a nigger mutt that's gonna maul some children.

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>spontaneously combusts and dies when wet

N-nano

Yes, those are their ancestors, that is correct.

F

Fuckin pit bulls.

>hurr durr mah ancestors' grand pappies, older brother used ta kill anything with a pulse, so I like shooting things and stuff even when said critter means me no harm
Imagine giving in to your base instincts, not having any control over yourself like some sort of savage.. animal.

>huffing post
>using bullshit metrics
Why are they measuring aggression, panic, and avoidance, none of which are objective. All of those things are totally subjective, and up to the interpretation of the person preforming the test. Why not just measure fatal dog attacks? An actual quantifiable thing.

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My collie is a fucking moron I genuinely don't think he can see any human as anything but his best fucking friend if a thief raped me while stealing my steam games he'd probably just watch with a ball by our feet for us to play fucking catch.

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Change in sexual preferences more to the BDSM side. Not even memeing, google it up.

>he likes stinky non humans
>he likes cleaning shit, buying shit food and giving that shit walkies
stop losing your shitty time

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whats wrong with that rat

>he doesn't train predatory birds as a companions

Your ancestors are frowning upon you

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Mindlessly killing lizards wont make you feel better, Eat them instead, They actually taste great.

Cassowary are based, equally terrifying and amazing.

These things are literally demons in dog form.

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Literally what is the purpose of keeping such a violent animal domesticated, fucking pounds are so goddamn full of these shits

Are pitbulls the ultimate adorable dogs?

>Nanny dogs, will take care of your children
>Strong and brave, will protect your home from thiefs and murderers
>Loving best friend

>Not maining Gambino

damn didn't know cats were into that shit

Exactly what I'm saying, you should need to go through an inspection before owning a specific tier of dog, pit bulls, rotties, big breeds in general really. but it could be applied to all dogs to ensure they won't get mistreated out the gate

This, but with women.

Bird watching in general is so peaceful, probably one of the best activities to clear your mind and enjoy life. I've been doing it since I was a kid, and nothing gets rid of stress and fatigue quite like bird watching.

Spider bros are being awfully quiet.

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Their ecology is based around submissive males that take care of the eggs. The female doesn't give two shits about sharing the workload and will bully her mate if needed.

What a typical white thing to do..

>oh cool, a rodent thread
>dog and cat fags make it all about themselves again
You fags go somewhere else, this is a rat man's neighborhood

Awwww look at them, they are having fun!

Its a self defense mechanism, you cant kill something that is already dead

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Yeah, they're called jews

Is that the bird that kicks your guts out with its foot knives?

>keeping rodents as pets

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>Pit bull is phasing into the picture to attack you while you're reading about it attacking people.

Has anyone considered that people just defend the breed out of sheer fea

It's the people that ruin them. And that doesn't apply only to pittbulls but also every other doggo breed and animal in general. Some animals shouldn't be available to just anyone, period.

Based and birbpilled, me too.

Parasitic brain bacteria that cats evolved to utilize. It's meant to infect populations of prey animals and make them less afraid of cats, so they're easier prey.
It can also infect people and is probably responsible for the strong social bonds that humans have formed with cats for the past dozen millennia. It also has some weird behavioral effects that you can Google.

Basically cats evolved "cat friend disease" and symbiotically integrated into human communities once we started developing agriculture and they've been with us ever since.

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That probably really hurts.

>tfw no Heteropoda Lunula gf

back to Yea Forums, ratboy
Yea Forums is spider territory

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night in the woods

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Did you just ignore the huge 3 numbers at the bottom?

I've fapped to this like 10 times

At least it got one. Where's your sculpture?

>fea
user...? are you oka-

>b-but it's just the owners
>never mind all the stories of a pitbull just up and lashing out and fucking murdering someone in cold blood for no apparent reason

Subhumans have bred them that way.

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>i requested specifically the opposite of this

Would be a fun game desu

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The funny thing is, that is exactly the case in Europe. I own a Staffordshire Terrier and I had to get government permit for one. Burgerland is the third-world country.

Shoulda been the first post but good going anyway

>t. Achmed

I cant unhear this playing in the background
youtube.com/watch?v=vE-JwmDrTNI

>despite this makes doggos absolutely based in his stories, killing ayys and eldritch beings

Reminder: dogs are pack animals, and your loner felines only win when out-classing one-on-one.

I don't believe some of those numbers, or at least they're questionable. I've had my neighbors dog be labeled a pit bull even when it was plainly a golden retriever. Which has me questioning how often people mislabeled the dogs in attacks.

>The size of that chicken

>

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>australia

Yes. Golden Retrievers wouldn't survive well in a third world environment like that.

It makes people infected with toxo unnaturally drawn to cats to the point that they would start hoarding cats. Some people say that why crazy cat ladies exist.

Regardless if you hate spiders or not, if you don't like jumping spiders. Nigga, there is something wrong with you.

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Too bad rats smell like shit lol

All pets are soulless but chihuahuas are the most soulless which makes them the best

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sure feels like it somtimes

>take care of your children
they won't know what hit em

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It's "It's too bad she won't live! But then again who does?"

>Having to get a permit for a fucking dog

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bros

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>Its clean because it licks itself
What kind of caveman standards of clean do you have? What happens when it gets fecal dust on the back of its head? Please be realistic
You're not even trying. Any human that would go days without showering obviously does smell like shit and not just from defecating.

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What a typical nigger response

He got got by candlejack

That is the face of a man who is not ready to die

Did you fap to the other videos she made too?

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It was just bantz, thin skin.

alaskan malamutes and golden retrievers

I like rabbits

Lions hunt in prides

You do know that half of the world's population is infected right?

chunky and floofy I like

Is that woman retarded? It doesn’t take a fucking genius to notice it’s showing signs of hostility. Even the dog notices it

true man of culture
why hate them when they're both fucking cute?

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The first instinct I ever get when I see a spider is to smash it to a pulp.

good meme, but in real life there has never been a case of a pitbull killing a child, despite all the memeing

>having to get a permit for something that could kill someone or be killed and abused by whatever nigger wants to torture a puppy

yeah...imagine..

The one where she ate ten in a row was great

More like spider SHITS AHAHAHHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

t-that's a big cock..

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>Hey user, I hear you don't like me
>Well guess fucking what, now I can jump so fast I create after images

I am happy to accept something is wrong with me, in that I am forced to live in a world where this is permitted.

Which is why cats are growing in popularity while they were seen as disgusting thingns before

Nigger people are fucking stupid.
In an ideal society you should have to pass an "I'm not a fucking retard" test to be a pet owner at all because some people are flat out not prepared for that level of responsibility.

Especially if your pet could harm somebody if it's not trained properly.

>When I first got her, she used to be super skittish
>She still kinda is, but she's definitely a lot more comfortable around people and other animals than she used to be
>She always sleeps on the pillow next to me and curls up on my desk
She's my everything.

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Yeah yeah, dog loicence, who would have thought? Honestly, it's not really hard if you're a well-meaning person and it keeps retards from getting dogs that will one day maul somebody, what's bad about that?

you mean toxoplasmosis chads

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17435678

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4266128/

What the fuck is that faggot doing, the rat is literally pleading for his own life.

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Cats have been friends of humanity since the dawn of civilization.

FFFFUCKING CATFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT GO GET SHIT ON YOUR BRAIN YOU RETARDED CATS THIS IS OUR THREAD

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We're here, just don't want the normies to start crying again. My p. metallica just molted yesterday and almost doubled in size.
>when the molt comes out fully intact
Feels good man.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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cats are pussies, prove me wrong

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You should do a prank with the molt

super cute user we got a cat (stole her from a couple of drug addicts desu) but we knew about her cause she was thrown out at all hours in all weather which lead her to get arthritis in her front paw. She was underweight and had health problems but we spoiled her rotten and she lived a happy 15 years with us

Some Kim Possible game on the GBA.

Are ratos needy pets? I want one, but I also wageslave 10 hours a day.

>catfag
>reddit meme
Checks out

Jumping spiders a cute, great pets too. Very interactive.

Similar story, my neighbor had a dog and I had a gun then the dog was loud and annoying and my neighbor had no dog anymore.

Cute! Do you save the molts?

>Have had two mice in my entire life
>One died because she was just sick and there was nothing we could have done for her
>The other died by getting lodged behind her wheel in her cage
Just one of those animals fate has deemed me to not have.

cute feet...

!?

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I'm not even a catfag, I just want to remind everyone that petfag shitposting is a very old game.

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>manmade breed designed to be strong and aggressive
>literally in its genes to be as extremely aggressive and violent as possible
>people surprised that a dog created to kill anything that moves suddenly attacks and kills someone

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Do you have my cat bro

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You mean the two numbers that refer to all breeds, or are you upset the number of dead pitbulls isn't 100%? Weird how all breeds experience abuse and shittly owners yet only one had a triple digit kill count in the last decade.
Hmmmmmm, really makes you think doesn't it?

the fuck..?

what the heck is happening here?

they are very clean, mine had one accident when I first brought her home but was potty trained within 12 hours after that.

PURELY
ECONOMIC
FACTORS

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Women are fucking clueless around animals

YOU JUST KNOW

>while stealing my steam games

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Spiders are lads.
So long as they keep the fucktard house flies at bay I don’t really mind them.

why does this one autist hate pitbulls so much

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awwww they just raised him wrong :((((

>I have no understanding of feline anatomy
It's time to stop posting, mate.

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I kill the ones that resemble venomous spiders from the area, although I can’t identify them precisely. I try to shoo wolf spiders back outside and I usually don’t kill daddy legs, but they end up multiplying by 20 a week later and it becomes hard to ignore

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>all these animalcucks
>feeding and caring for something that can't return the favor

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what a happy boi

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post the rat taking abath

GOTTA EAT FAST

Cute!
Here’s my other pet

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I usually just terrorize my mother in law with them

Yeah, keep all of them for each t in a little container. Want to do one of those cool displays with every molt in order but the ones from the sling and juvie days usually come out too torn up.

>A few weeks back, there was this black and white cat that I found outside my house
>He was meowing a bunch, and he came right up to me
>Pet him for a bit, debated taking him inside
>Already have two cats, one of which is the same case where we found her outside, but she's a little shit
>He ends up leaving
>Haven't seen him since
:(

DO NOT LEWD RATTIE'S FEET

See Cats literally evolved a symbiote that turns men into masculine adonis chads

Check out my cat bros
He cute

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>God Tier
Independent pets who will sometimes give you love and play with you but won't bother you too much (eg: cats)
>Mid Tier
Smartass assholes (eg: birds)
>Low tier
Animals who just stand still 99% of the time and can hardly be considered pets (eg: spiders)
>Shit tier
extremely dependent animals who do nothing but annoy you. They are filthy, noisy and ugly (eg: dogs)

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that's why you raise best birb for dem eggs

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>(((Pixar))) made a whole short just to damage control these savage fucks

lol okay

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>Why yes, my favorite animal is the scorpion, how could you tell?

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pretty sure i recognize that bed and room.
someone posted themselves on /gif/ masturbating there

>hangin out with the bros

had a huntsman chill in my house for a few days. It wasn't paying rent so I guided it out of my house out he back door.
An hour later it walked around my hut and was sitting inside the front door
>GET OUT!

someone he knows probably got hurt/killed by one. honestly don't blame him if its the case.

wtf? How do I get infected?

One probably ate his baby

muslim detected

I'm a cat person man, i hate the smell and texture of all dogs, and their need for constant attention/affection in order to survive, but not their personalities, nothing against them specifically, i would just never be able to own one.

That said, nah son. Dogs do 100% understand certain situations like this example. They're instinctively protective, it's what they were bred for, hunting and protection, with alot of modern breeds being derivatives for aesthetic purposes.

It probably would have done the same for any human in general, not necessarily just children, that's the only thing that doesn't necessarily need focus but obviously that's gunna be a big focus regardless.

>average "muh toxo" fag

If you get a rat, always get two if you're out a lot. They need someone to be social with or they get depressed hard.

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>m-uh dogs!
>m-muh cats!
>m-muh rats!
lmao

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are you literally retarded.

It ends your suffering, yes.

>OMW 2 c ur bird

Ahh, the R63 version of my cat

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I’ve known plenty of dogs who keep to themselves and likewise cats that are clingy noisy fucks.
Nigga you dumb.

Good find

This. A cat you have to earn its trust

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licking a cat's butthole is probably the best way

my family adopts and rehabilitates american staffies (pitbulls) and i lived with these dogs all my life. i've never been bitten but some of our dogs did bite beforehand and did other aggressive shit (one bulldozed a lady causing her to break her knee) and it 100% depends on owner. biting is typically a fear response and pitbulls are large dogs based on muscle mass which means they're extremely strong. dogs are extremely social creatures so proper socialisation and training is crucial to how a dog reacts to situations it isn't familiar with. dogs who bite are often feeling threatened or have been conditioned by abusive fuckheads, much like how a little kid might also bite people or piss the bed when they experience trauma

>>Pit bull is phasing into the picture to attack you while you're reading about it attacking people.

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They can jump 5 feet high.

bears would be neat pets if they couldn’t bat your head clean off with a single paw swipe

let me rephrase it
there has never been a case in which the pitbull was guilty of killing the child. It was always in self defense because the kid started the attack first

its one of those swamp shamans from dark souls 3

i like these dumb posts too much

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White people be like

"Having a kid, sorry I'd rather have a dirty rat"

>no reply
Kek

sorry but dog bite number high so me hate

t. pitbull

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You're just a trampy cunt mate. Cats are clean animals

>would be
lmao

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YOU JUST KNOW

>2 big bears

you just know

GEE
I wonder who could be behind this post!

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>Contributing to over-population

Modern day velociraptors

>not completely hating the very concept of domestication (aside from farm and otherwise irreplaceable ones)
it's like you don't actually love animals beyond what you get from them

>the fuck is this?

youtu.be/ftIRIPcsqxo

>the kid started the attack first
>tap a pitbull on its ass with the force of a grain of sand while trying to play with it
>you get your fucking arm or face ripped off
IT WAS JUST SELF DEFENSE I DIN DU NUFFFINNN

Why couldn't we breed these stupid fucks into being social pets
I want a fucking bear

I genuinely don't know whether to laugh or be scared

Rats would be a top tier pet if they had a longer lifespan. Every one I've owned lived 4-5 years max

animals are gay and are only worthwhile for the amusement they provide

>tfw slinky bois are my favorite pet
>be allergic to them
>own one anyway
>anaphylaxis happens in 1 month
god it sucks bros, i had to give it away. I'm probably gunna go for a hedgehog next, but it still sucks as Ferrets are literally my ONLY allergy.
Not cats, not dogs, not any other rodent, no foods
dust and certain tree pollen but that's like 90% of all allergies
JUST FUCKING FERRETS. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

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>one life
>wasn't born in some jank country with massive fucking dogs

We talkin bout rats?

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This is because turkeys play 'follow the leader', and the leader was investigating the corpse, and fell into the loop itself.

At least, that's the official story.

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Imagine having to clean its massive, smelly turds.

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They're teenage owls that still have their down feathers

frog bois ww@

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kids who owned ferrets were fuckin weird

99.99% of your ancestors didn’t have or believe in private property, retard.

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hehe froge

Ferrets absolutely fucking stink. They are by far the smelliest goddamn pet I've ever owned, and they literally shit and piss everywhere. You really aren't missing out on much. I am not exaggerating when I say ferrets smell godawful.

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There was a girl on the garage who molted recently. Didn't know they molted till I saw the cracked cast-off.
Thing was fucking weird, sat out in the blazing 30*+ sun all day, and after the shedding got eaten by wasps.
What's even worse: there's a Cryptocheilus hanging around...
That thing scares me when I hear it flying.

Most dog breeds tend to not have set personalities. Many "new" dog breeds (breed in the last 500 years) have set personality because they are really just one family and very closely related. Golden retrievers, labradors, and newfoundland are the only dog breed I know that intrinsically have a great personality. Howevr the do need lots of exercise or they can be hyper and destructive. Basically just find a common dog breed you find attractive, and just visit many samples of that breed until you find a puppy that clicks with you.

Personally I prefer spitz type dogs; they are old so they have lots of personality. They need strong disabling when puppies but will be super loyal. I have owned an Alaskan malamute, and currently a pomeranian. They both are just as loyal and loving, but the pom is easier to manage (sink baths, able to carry one handed, etc). I don't recommend big dogs until you have kids.

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>hey guys what’s that oh hey guys what’s going on

That's one smart kitty.

>tfw you realize bears are smarter than dogs
Can your dog ride a bicycle or play a piano? Checkmate, dogcucks.

toad city

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freg

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Dogs are also retard, believe the bs story if you want. It's death allowed the kids to be freed so it at least died for something.

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>encounter of forbidden knowledge
>roll for SAN loss

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>Not surrounding your property in gimpy gimpy instead of barbed-wire
Absolutely pleb-tier.

*dabs on global warming*

F

Based George was a good boy to the end.

That one hits a bit close to home since my childhood dog, also Jack Russell, survived a Pitbull mauling defending my my mom when she was walking him. The thing just burst through someone's fence and he jumped in without hesitation. Despite the size, those dogs are pretty damn tough.

the only way to safely own a bear
is if you caught it as a newborn firstly
secondly you can't have like, ANY predisposition to have fear of them, like, no hesitation, this alone would exempt me and 90% of people
and third you'd have to have 0, and i mean ZERO controlling impulses. No teasing, no toying, no "torture" in the sense where you play with their food to get them to play with you (common for dog owners).
Any of the above being voided puts you at immense risk, but if you could meet every requirement, they could be a pet.
this bitch is pushing her luck big time.

Jack Russel's are fucking faggots. Every one of them that I knew were terrible animals.

Damn it, Chabuddy G

are you fucking stupid? This isn't a court room and even if it was only humans can be convicted of crimes. How, motive, ect don't matter its simply:
Has a pitbull caused a child die?
yes all the fucking time

Wait, does that thing actually recognise it's own reflection?

the weak should fear the strong

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>mumbled "oh its gonna say you're a faggot" to myself as I clicked the gif
>it did
made me chuckle but never post that awful gif again

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this
Bears are cute and funny as fuck but they can tear through a human like its nothing

my dumbass housemates got dogs so now I can't grow my cactuses everywhere

LONDON

Guns have practical defense purposes for those who know how to use them responsibly. Pitbulls have no practical value or utility to anyone or anything. They are totally chaotic and not beholden to the wishes of their owners for anything. What a retarded comparison.

>Cryptocheilus
Spider Wasps are fucking terrifying, what an awful way to die. I've heard it's the most painful sting if any insect.

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turn on the tap lol

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I know but it was tolerable for the amount of EXCITE they always got for ANYTHING.
the way they just slam their bodies into things because they seem to have no environment/surrounding awareness is hilarious
and how when suprised they pop open their mouths and seemingly attempt to go on their hindlegs but CANT BALANCE and just FLOP
i love them.

kids who made it known they went on Yea Forums were also fuckin weird.

Doesn't apply if you just don't obsess over a small aspect of your life desu.

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is this the video games thread?

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I was just saying, the ferret kid was fucking weird
lazy eye and eczema, the whole deal

>I'm out of here