This is your grandma tonight

This is your grandma tonight

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grandma shouldn't be giving me a hard on like this

This is my mushroom for today!

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cute, but does she only have one dress? or do all her dresses just look the same?

Where are her curves? The butt? The breasts? Isn't she supposed to be an adult? She gained zero sex appeal and it was zero when she was younger!

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>grandma
What meme is this?

God I wish I was Mimi.

>those big gross monkey ears
Yikes!

I was such a little shit to my grandma.

>Didn't want me to play outside cause too hot.
>Went outside anyway, she too old to keep tabs on me.
>Chased her chickens so damn much they eventually said fuck it and flew over the fence and ran away. Didn't know chickens could fly.
>Went through all her shit when she was napping. Found weird porno dolls and lewd images of people I didn't recognize.
>Placed big rocks randomly in spots around her house. Didn't have the sense to think it could be a fatal tripping hazard.
>Found some guns in a briefcase. Took the ammo out thinking I could "vendor" it to a pawn shop like in video games.
>Later that year, Christmas dinner.
>Goes crazy and pulls gun on family member, tries to shoot them for some senile reason.
>No ammo.
>I altered history.
>Get guns in will when she died.

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I want Totori to spoil me!

Redpill me on Atelier games. Is it more than just a jrpg with cute female protagonists?

>Where are her curves? The butt? The breasts?
In the trash where they belong

How much would that dress cost?

I really don't like this new outfit. Mimi's new one doesn't look very good either. Meruru's one is good, though.

Just pirate and try one

Yes. It's a 20+ year old series that's focused around item creation and time management (excluding some games). The Arland games easily have the most complex item creation system I've seen in video games and you can spend hours planning out how to make endgame gear as you use specific ingredients to create materials with traits that you pass on to other materials to then create the final gear with those traits. And there's also a big focus on making items to use in battle because they're actually useful in this series.
The games are split into different subseries each with their own mechanics and setting and one big point of appeal is seeing the characters grow and develop over each subseries. The stories are generally laid back and more about slice of life antics than saving the world, but the writing is quite good all around and they can be serious and sombre at times too.
Also they have incredible soundtracks.

>porno dolls
you mean these?

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KISHIDAAAAAAAA
If I was into MATURE I would be very angry with Mel right now. She looks like she could still be 13 in that character art.

No they were stuffed. You'd lift the pants or dress and they'd have oversized vagoos / penors.

Holy shit I LOVE Totori

>pirated the original Rorona when it came out
>ended up buying every collector edition and game that came afterwards until Sophie
Fug

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Make way for a real fucking Grandma

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Another Grandma

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Grandmas are not sexy

This better be ntr

Everything you say about item creation makes me not want to play these games. I'm hoping Lulua turns out good in that regard.

Zero effort on Totori and Meruru's designs, they look the exact same as they used to be but with new frilly clothes, both are pushing 30 right now, there are plenty of design clues to make a character older, no need to add curves not piss off the flatfags; smaller eyes is the bare minimum to make animu characters look older.

Back to your cuckshed you subhuman, no ntr for you on this one, get fucked.

Who wants a Totori in her 30s?
Not me!

>Everything you say about item creation makes me not want to play these games.

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>This is your grandma tonight

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I want to tuturu Tuturu's tuturus!

Atelierfags, anyone above 12 years old is an elderly person for them, Totori is around 30 years old now.

An actual Rorona nendo is bieng released? Well that's going to be a instabuy for me.

Atelier is like the one series where item creation isn't a tacked on mechanic so if you're not feeling that then this isn't the series for you.

Her body didn't even change to please your tastes, faggot.

Speak for yourself, I wanted a Rorona in her 30s and Astrid can get fucked for all I care.

I haven't given it a real chance but it just sounds like tedious spreadsheet work.

He can try Iris I guess, the item creation in that was the most dumbed down it ever got.

>Healthy adult men, anyone above 12 years old is an elderly person for them
Fixed for you

How about a Rorona in her mid 40s?

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Rorona is way above 30, she already ended up being 30 by the end of Meruru, in Lulua she is on her mid forties.

If you want to 100% clear the game in a single run then yes, it is. Play it at a casual pace though and it's pretty comfy. I absolutely would NOT recommend starting this series with the intent to go full autism, just take it nice and slow and see how you feel about it.

If I’ve never played any of the atelier game, where would be the best one to start with?

Having the same taste in women as sandniggers is not healthy, Hassim.

She's still got it so I would.

I know, I'm specifically shitting on Astrid though. She was wrong in Meruru.

Why isn't she a loli?

Rorona+/DX on PS3/Vita/PS4/PC. Just make sure it's + if you get the PS3 version and not the original release.

The typical answer is Rorona (Plus or DX, NOT the PS3 original), which is the first entry in the Arland series chronologically. Lulua's an odd duck in that it's revisiting Arland for a fourth entry, presumably because it's the most popular one and the subseries before that doesn't have the best reputation. But to get to the point, if you're interested in this new one then try Rorona DX. If you like that, look into Totori/Meruru DX and THEN go Lulua.

Rorona. Get the trilogy on Steam

Arland Trilogy is consistently popular, got several re-releases and years later this Lulua sequel is cashing on Arland once again.

Just gimme Mana Khemia 3

Your idiocy saved a life man, all I can say is good job

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>Rorona nendo
Thank you for letting me know this is going to be a thing. Hopefully they'll remake the Totori one, too.

>Lulua's an odd duck in that it's revisiting Arland for a fourth entry, presumably because it's the most popular one and the subseries before that doesn't have the best reputation.
Yeah, Mana Khemia bombed hard.

Subseries before the release of Lulua, so Mysterious. But yeah, that did read a bit weird.

How lazy is this shit, at least 30 year Rorona in Atelier Meruru looked taller while 30 years old Totori now looks no different from her younger self.

Arland Trilogy, or just Atelier Rorona which is the first one. Right now the whole trilogy is on sale on the Switch eShop, doesn't look like it is on Steam but you can just get it wherever.

I like how only Totori out of the Arland trilogy thinks how shady it is that a random book that only Lulua can read appears out of nowhere.

So which one officially got dicked and has a kid?

New trailer by the way.

youtube.com/watch?v=Awpeyh2VbWs

New trailer went up a few hours ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=Awpeyh2VbWs
>0:20

>time management (excluding some games)

Yeah, this one for example.

Only Rorona became a mother, but it is not known yet if she actually gave birth to Lulua, some del/u/sionals hope that Lulua is adopted or an homunculus.

Totori was always the smart one.

We always have old gentlemen as mentor/party member in jrpg. Never hot grandma's, not yet.

She oozes the onee-san aura though.

Why must we have this kind of question every fucking thread?

>NPC that can be summoned to help during defense missions and fought as an optional boss
So close.

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Would you rather have the usual Yea Forums shitposting than people just asking for recommendations?

I half expect them to not address it at all.

After looking at how much the game purposefully hides who Lulua really is, she's definitely not just Rorona's normal biological kid.

My guess is she's a human Rorona found cryogenically frozen or something like that in one of the Arland ruins. The last remaining human from the past era.

She's probably just foreshadowing how the ancient alchemist who made the book is actually evil and is just using Lulua for her own goal.

>QTE arm wrestling with Sterk

lol what

So Lulua's game isn't going to be released in the west any time soon is it? Hoping Nelke's game will be good if that is the casr.

huh? 21st of May for Switch, PS4 and PC.

Nelke looks mobile game tier. Not even on my radar.

It is being released just two months after the japanese release, quite the short gap for series that once didn't even get western releases at all.

My wife Meruru is beautiful!

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Cute

why is she black?

Umm how did a little anime girls age faster than me

Tales of Xillia was going to have an old woman in the party at first, but during development they ended up with 4 female characters and 2 males so they switched her to an old woman to even out the genders

She's a cum slut for the lowest of the low

>No sign of Totori or Meruru being playable
>No sign at all of Cordelia, Iksel, Tantris, Gio, Esty, Astrid, Gino, Melvia, Marc, Cecilia, Rufus or Lias

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Cordelia is mentioned in the demo.

take that back

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