Reimu in smash

You'd prefer to play against her?

I know you are not the original user I replied to from the IP counter.
I had hoped to see him rage some more.

What did he mean by this

mooooods this belongs in Yea Forums

Retard retard retard

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me too user

Whats this all about? I don't browse /b anymore its just dickrate but why have people been saying reimu belongs in /b?

Upupupupu, I'll take that, Reimu-chan! Does that make you despair?

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fuck annoying smashtards with pipedreams
let's make it a touhou thread
What are you grinding, guys?

I'm playing Mountain of Faith and I keep getting my ass kicked.

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Man, MoF is one of the best touhou games
is there a particular spell that is giving you problems? What shat are you using?

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Playing SA on normal, got 1cc with Reimu A and B, 4 more runs before I play the extra (again with every shot type)

I want Reimu only for the music.

It's mostly Kanako that's giving me big trouble, I'm trying to beat the game on hard with Reimu B.

Shovel Knight is nothing compared to Touhou.

Yeah, Kanako Is pretty tough and I can't really help much on that
My suggestion is to watch some replays on yt and copy the strats
Also this is pretty useful too youtu.be/MP9lOQBWSAE
While he is playing in Lunatic he is pretty good into explaining how to approach damnakus and the game mechanics

Thanks for the tips friend

Grinding CoLA so I can get in on the story before starting with MoF

What did they mean by this?

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Did they fug?

>“deserves”

>grinding CoLa

I didn't know CoLa's plot connected to MoF

>phoneposter

Probably not but the guide told me to catch up on it to a certain point before MoF

Oh, you're following that chronology chart? I just played the games and read each manga series seperately

Going back and forth between SA because yuugi got me to finally look into this series and the PC 98 games because they're oddly comfy for the most part. Taking it pretty slow with normal runs because I'm a brainlet. Got to her stage at least though and can sometimes make it to her boss fight before throwing in the towel.

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Trying to beat Violet Detector. Stuck on Okina

Trying to complete AoCF on Overdrive, but the game keeps crashing

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>Violet Detector
how bad is it

Good luck with VD
Man, ZUN went pretty lazy with that one
>Mystic Square
>Comfy
It's actually pretty intense, expecially extra

Kanajo is much easier with a type that deals good damage from everywhere, especially ReimuA and MarisaC

Pretty bad, one of the laziest games on the series
Let's just say he recycled patterns from the newer games, including LOLK
Double fights are extremely repetitive
Telebort binded to pressing two times shift, and only useful in spells made exactly for that reason
Phoneposter grill deserved better

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ZUN rushed it, it's obvious and it hurt the game's replayability
The restart button being buggy and teleport being bound to double shift are my issues with the game, most people just complain about reused spellcards

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If anything, the game suits sumi quite well

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That's just how it is

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>pote abandoned iku for this
>before abandoning that for dancers
traitor

That's actually the one I've played the least of those games.
I guess I just mean how they sound and look. It feels like opening a time capsule.

fuck off nigger

possibly

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rude

So who was in the wrong here?

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Fortune Teller, for calling her a youkai

Reimu is never in the wrong

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100% Reimu
She's a fucking murderous scumbag hypocrite. The fortune teller did nothing wrong. Reimu is using her powers for tyrannical purposes and she's keeping the people of Gensokyo under control so they never rebel against her.

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I've never even played a Touhou game but I'd be okay with Reimu in Smash solely for the shitstorm it would cause between Yea Forums, /jp/, Smash Boards and the rest of the internet along with all the porn we'd get from it

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I know you're just shitposting and falseflagging but do you even know about the ridiculous amount of porn that's in touhou? No one who wants Reimu would actually give a shit about the porn.

I found both mlp and touhou through porn.

What I mean is Reimu being in might mean getting some decent Smash porn from the myriad of 2hu artists instead of shit like Boris

Reimu

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Reimu. Fortune Teller dindu nuthin.

It’s called maintaining balance. Can’t fret over every eggs

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There would be a lot of crossover porn. The way the 2hu fandom likes to latch on minor characters, I could see lesser popular smash girls getting more content.

The authoritarian control of the dictator will be revoked by the people once they've had enough from the evil that is Reimu Hakurei, which should be soon enough.

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Bomberman

Reimu doesn't run this shit. She's just the youkai's muscle. She's clearly too dumb to be in charge.

What if he is in hell right now and ZUN plans on bringing him to the games?

She is just lazy. Back in SA she went through like three stages before even asking Yukari about why she was even there to begin with.

Touhoushit in smash would be more irrelevant than shantae as a playable character.

Reported

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That would be cool. Jinyou-kun is a pretty interesting character who disturbed the power structure to become greater than he was and defend the human village. He died before his potential would be achieved so I'm interested in how ZUN would portray him after going to hell.

Sure is nice Reimu is immune to being overthrown then, right? Without her Yokai would eat humans willy-nilly and that's even assuming any human could hurt her.

The real oppressor is Marisa, who doesn't even have the justification of balance keeping

Fortune teller made the mistake of being male. If he was a girl and pulled the same stunt, Reimu would have let him go scot-free for sure.

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He got rank 60 in this year's popularity poll, so who knows? Maybe his lingering presence in this fandom might catch ZUN's interest.

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she has to show me her feet first. then she's in.

I have no idea who this is

Err correction he's rank 73, that's still pretty impressive for someone who didn't appear in the games imo

ZUN doesn't work that way.

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We never know how he works, ZUN does whatever he feels like.

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No, you're right. He'll bring the fortune teller back just to mock me.

Such a revolt is impossible. If the nobility of France were able to shoot lasers from their hands and manipulate fundamental elements of reality, do you really think the pesantry could have done anything to stop them? They'd beg for mercy as they were slaughtered like dogs, much like humans would be if they tried to rebel.
Though the true way to win, is indeed in death, if all the humans die, the youkai go with them.

Do you think a bunch of Vietnam farmers could revolt against the entire US military force? That sounds impossible.

There are seemingly more youkai than humans in gensokyo. And the youkai live there. And the youkai with few exceptions have no alternative to living there, whereas humans can survive either way. A human revolt would only be a threat to youkai because if all the humans in gensokyo are dead, the youkai are fucked anyway. This is why they try to keep the humans sweet.

Youkai require human belief and humans require youkai mercy. Reimu only enforces a balance
In all cases, the Sages know best. Wouldn't want to follow Fortune Teller or Seija's example do you?

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vietcong it easy. the us military was just human.
these are monsters we're talking about, even if they look like cute girls. hell, just because of that, they could blend in with the humans and cause chaos.

>they go poof if humans stop fearing them
oh no no no

what's this?

Lmao just throw beans at them oni niggas

i mean
i'd be pretty afraid if i saw a bunch of people getting slaughtered enmasse by something that didn't even flinch after i hit it with an axe or other weapons
average humans can't do shit to youkai, they don't have spiritual power for it.

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I'll never tell

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What could have been

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The real question is what Reimu's final smash would be

Probably one of her spell cards.
Something like Fantasy Seal.

Fantasy Seal

youtube.com/watch?v=smJ_vDVOa-0
Fantasy Heaven, easy

bah, you're no fun.

I can feel it in my bones bros
We'll get a new mainline game this year and mima will return.

Eratohok

If one of them's christian then they're fucked

i'm trying to 1cc eosd on normal
i thought bullet hell monday would prepare me for this, but it did not

don't worry user
it takes time to git gud, and I think that's the best part about the series
I'm a bit more prepared on eosd, so I can give better advices on it

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Marx definitely deserved better.

>Can dash through projectiles for grazing

Based mechanic.

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>The amount of Jap butthurt on 2chan if Reimu actually happened

I wish.

>Not making Reimu’s final boss Suika

no one in gensokyo is christian, no worries there
except rumia

Sanae is Jewish, close enough

So, hypothetically
And I do mean strictly hypothetically
Would Touhou work as a mobile game ?

Goddammit, Everytime I see Jo'oh and Shion now I remember the ho-oh and Lugia that I nickname after them that are still trapped in a gen 5 game cuz i can't buy a pokemon bank membership without putting in risk paying the internet bill of the month.

It is getting one, officially, and it's a mario party clone

Houruu is the cutest fan Touhou!

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Well there is a phone game coming out. Not gacha though

Never played Touhou, hell, I didn't even know it was indie until one of these smash threads recently, but I guess Reimu isn't the worst indie pick out there, though there are some others I'd prefer.

>quote

ZUN is making one. It's gonna be a board party game.

ZUN endorsed does not equal made by ZUN/ official.

All he did is that he gave the dev team for Touhou Cannonball his blessings and maybe compose a track or two

if bullet hell monday works, touhou would definitely work

Try the games out, they're fun.

I'd like to see Touhou on Switch but the screen is probably too small to work
The fighters maybe? Both AoCF and Soku would be neat

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Quote would feel a lot better if he weren't Nicalis' crossover whore.

You could include an option to rotate the display to vertical when in handheld mode

>lose my 1cc the final attack of the final boss
>in every game

What the fuck is wrong with me?

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It's easy to mess up when you're near the finish line and so much is stacked against you. I usually cool off when it happens to me and try again.

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ZUN can't even get 16:9 working what makes you think he'll even get it working in landscape mode on Switch?

Because people actually wanted Shovel Knight in the game during the Ballot and Shovel Knight was published by Nintendo in Japan

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I was assuming somebody else would actually port the games

If I was ZUN I sure as heck wouldn't want the boring job of porting a game when I could make new stuff

Isn't Remilia immune to crosses despite being a vampire?

Both Remi and Flan are most likely immune since both of them use cross patterns in their spellcards.

Not saying Quote would be a bad choice but I feel like Reimu does a better job representing indies for being much older and causing a bigger impact. Cave Story never even got a sequel.

I'm pretty sure that a cross would work on a vampire if the person using the cross truly believed in it, since vampires are technically a devil.

In the fighting games they didn't died when exposed to sunlight, they are also weak to beans for whatever reason.

trying to complete Touhou 11 still
I still don’t know how to save or if I even can, as far as I know this is meant to be beaten in one sitting like my favorite arcade games

I thought it was because vamp weakness are Western myths while Gensokyo humans are medieval Japanese?

correct

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>beans

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good point
though if you're talking about impact i'd rather not bring them into this

Oh cool
I didn't know Zuckerberg was a Jackie Chan fan

Has anyone here played the Touhou games on the switch e-shop and if you have are they worth playing?

Fortune Teller obviously
There is nothing in this world that Reimu hates more than youkai. This was the greatest insult he could say to her.

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It's okay, I guess.

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Kusoge

Wasn't Remilia confused on why people would think crosses would kill her?

Remilia gets set on fire by sunlight in SSiB if I remember right, though it was more like just her clothes caught on fire. Still, she ran and hid under the shade.
She's weak to beans because she has to count them, not because they kill her. It's the rule, sort of like crossing running water.

>She's weak to beans because she has to count them, not because they kill her.
Was it autism?

>how to save
Nuh uh, you have to do it old style
On the flip side You can proctice a stage when you beat it, even when using continues

> favourite touhou track
> Your fetish

Chinese tea
Vanilla

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Vampirism puts you on the spectrum for whatever reason since any large amount of small items (rice, crumbs, grains, etc.) will make them stop to count. I think that's where we got The Count in Sesame Street from.

Catastrophe in Bhava-agra
Garterbelts

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Vampires in touhou share the same weaknesses as oni, and Kasen was shown to just be afraid of thrown beans, so Remilia should feel the same

Legend of KAGE
Everything

On the other hand IIRC Suika wasn't bothered by any of that stuff. She was even bummed out when she found out the bean throwing was cancelled.

Isn't Suika not afraid of beans in the manga, though?

Beloved Tomboyish Girl
Giantess
It's just so catchy

nuclear fusion
big tits + lactation, and the many variants thereof.

She probably is, the fear probably only manifests upon the throw.
That, and she just can't resist a party and would probably be paid in booze for honoring Reimu's request.
Nobody threw beans at her during that chapter

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