Steam crush is offline

just guzzlin down that s.oylent arent ya faggots

>Steam crush rejects you and laughs at you, saying you're their best friend.

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>Steam crush PMs you and asks exactly what you wanted them to ask

>Steam crush
Is this a real thing
How do you people even meet them

>he has steam friends

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If by s.oylent, you mean soul. Yes.

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>Have never installed steam
>Have a discord bf instead who is black and has a huge penis
:)

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>play vidya with steam crush and some other friend
>all three of us become mutual friends
>get mad because they get close and end up ghosting both of them
Why am I liek this

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I love B.B. C ! We should post that ITT it’ll be epic

Reminder that before you add anyone from Yea Forums you should consider that 99.9% of them are underage faggots who still live with their parents.

It's hard seeing someone you love be with someone else, let alone having to see it firsthand so often.
I think you went a little far with ghosting them, but I also get why you did it and can't blame you

*hugs*

Don't be silly user, onions isn't salty enough.

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I am honestly jealous of anons who have these steam/discord friends and relationships.
Having cute anime avatars and being stupid gay. It's dumb but it seems fun and fulfilling in a way.

How do I stop being jealous of this?

Ok faggot

Remember they're mentally ill and look like this.

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>steam crush
fucking zoomer shit

I don't think I'm made for relationships. I always sabotage them one way or the other because of paranoia or some other stupid shit, both online and irl
mwah

>How do I stop being jealous of this?
By realizing it's not fun or fulfilling and these people go through relationships like toilet paper

The times are a changing old man

and not for the better

>99.9% of them are underage faggots who still live with their parents
only one of this is true for me XD

Is it weird I never had a steam relationship even in my teens?

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I actually heard my sister and her friends talking abut how horsecum is good for your health and jacking off horses "with love" so that the semen would come out "nice and potent"
what the fuck is wrong with women..

The only cure for loneliness is suicide.

I feel very much the same way honestly. It's just this weird thing where it's hard to trust anyone, but I'm sure sooner or later we'll both learn to trust someone, just try your best not to be hard on yourself

>crossdressing fuckboi who shitposts on Yea Forums lives an hour away from you

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>steam crush was last online 2000 days ago

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hi!

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So go get him

I’d be scared too if I lived close to a mental patient

!

Don't be. I've been there many times it honestly is stupid and a waste of time.

T-Texas?

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You and me user.
However, I had one during the MSN days.

No, not really. I didn't, and I was an attention starved, lonely weeb who jerked it at least twice a day hoping some girl would give me affection.

...

God its a fucking shame what happened to that comic

>tfw no cute sub boi boyfriend to cyber with and draw lewd pictures for

>Used to act girly on steam and discord
>Have boyfriend for few months
>on a whim start supplementing Zinc and eating a bit more protein
>Gay thoughts go away, feeling more normal and stable, acting less girly
What do I do? I don't want to let down my bf and I still sort of want to act girly sometimes... >.

>Steam friend confesses to me
>Tell them to get over it

I'm too old for this shit

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>alice

i know so many people like this, why always this name?

This whole thing seems like some weird dating scene subculture

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Austin?

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>PHD Computer Science
How do I escape this fucking hellhole?

Resetera is leaking again

killing yourself would be a good start

Resetera? What?

>He doesn't want to drink creamy horse milk right from the tap.
What's wrong with you, user?

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Eat cyanide, you probably look nothing like girl and will deeply disappoint your bf

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>tfw no Steam crush

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I wish, user, I wish.

Honestly a good suggestion. I'm not even good with computers, it's just I'm fucking shit with everything else.

Ill be your steam crush user, but only if your top 5 fav games are good.

list em

is everyone here actually gay or just doing this for meme's sake?

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by not associating with faggots and tannies? how you can fuck up with a CS degree is beyond me

What does it feel like to have a cute steam crush who wants to pound your boipussy while you crossdress?

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Zed?

The former.

Horrible because everyone here is immature and act nothing like real men.

I'm Bi_____

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underage humor

post butt

liking traps /online anime posting gayboys isn't gay

case and point

My steam crush is female, tyvm
>she says she likes my penis
>both of us are shit at social cues and and up with several month long spans where we don't talk because neither of us wants to bother the other one

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I'm bi, but I have insane AGP. I want to be fucked and treated like a girl.

you misspelled female(male)

Umm, that's a bit hard off the top of my head...

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It sounds nice but trust you neither want one nor want to be one. Don't worry about it.

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The internet exists

I've seen her vagina, she's female(female)

Nope

shit nigga
i was there even for the transition to windows live messenger

Dallas.

Women for the assets
Men for the cuddles and headpets

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Man, I wish I liked math, then I'd be able to learn AI coding, I enjoy learning about AI, but I remember like, nothing from my math classes that I don't use more or less yearly, it was a"enough to pass then throw it out never to be seen again" sort of deal for most of it.

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I think its pretty cute how much of a dufus you are.

this

I like doing to that to cutes, but being on the other side of the relationship makes me straight

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Todd?

Where can I meet a girl like in that pic?

Resident Evil 4
Dark Souls
Ninja Gaiden
Hollow Knight
Devil Daggers

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>insane accelerated graphics port
what??

...

come down here to southeast asia and every 5th girl looks like that
prepare to get raped though

>Be me.
>Like animals.
>Don't wanna be a doctor that cuts animals open to fix them, because the concept kind of scares me.
>Don't want to leave my city, because this is where everyone I know and like is.
>Only real jobs I can probably get here involving animals, is killing doggos at the pound.
Any way, that's how I became an accountant, help people and interact with the puppers that hang out around my workplace.

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>don't have steam crush
>but got steam of a certain famous user who posts >tfw no bf
>and he added me
>he's actually an okay guy like I thought
Not gonna share it, but the dude's okay.
Bit gay, though.

Why do you think that? I'd like a boyfriend, ideally a local one but that'd be okay too.
I have trouble picking favorites...

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befriend roasties and go to parties until they drag their insecure friend along

user's a lewd GPU you fuck! Have some respect.

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Yes

I dunno about that man...
D-don't touch my tflops.

>tfw seduced while trying to seduce

Thats... thats a pretty good line up you got there user.

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stupid astolfo poster

Way too much estrogen in the water these days

I like women, if they can with a benis attached, it would just complicate life, I don't do back door stuff.

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Does he look cute?

why do you faggots have such a hard time saying "I'm gay and I want to fuck your asshole" and instead have to play it off like it's some sort of heterosexual act invovling a pussy and cute women
fucking delusional idiots. the person you are cybersexing is FAT, MALE, AND HAIRY
will you ever admit that your disgusting fetish is completely unpallatable to decent people and that trying to disguise it as otherwise only works on the internet. it's the only place it works because you aren't fucking cute and no one wants to fuck you IRL

kys niggers

My bf says my cum actually tastes good. Is that possible?

Give me Skyrim for free, you fuck.

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Cuties like you make me want to bully you with my thick, manly, musky penis