>playing as d-class
>made my way all the way from light to entrance solo, everyone else is dead
>running like a madman from doggo and doc
>manage to reach Gate B, elevator is already prepped so i get in and escape no problem
>halfway up
>MOBILE TASKFORCE UNIT, EPSILON 11, DESIGNATED "ALPHA-7", HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY
>tfw
also SCP: Secret Laboratory thread
Playing as d-class
>be spectator
>watch as d boy tries his best to live and outsmarts all obstacles he comes across
>laugh as i know he's in gate b elevator
>last thing i see from his pov is him running towards the exit
>spawn in
>tfw
>D class
>found a dozen of d classes mixed with Scientists playing with SCP 914
>put my 05 Card to bait all twelve of em inside SCP 914
>Quickly change settings to coarse
>get trapped like an idiot but mega worth it
stay there. That's you're home.
>be nerd
>dodge d-class past light
>sacrifice fellow nerd by closing door behind me to escape dog
>finally find EZ as lankys on my ass
>hear mtf on the otherside
>say lanks coming and dont shoot
>sprayed down as fast as i opened the door
>fuck furryz
>make thread to discuss a video game
>wtf fuck off back to /vg/
yeah why dont we just move every thread to /vg/, video game discussion is not allowed on Yea Forums only blacked threads
Naw just the threads that are filled with circle jerking losers who want to tell boring hella f'kin' epic greentext stories even though there is a general filled with that boring shit right there. Trust me, you'll have fun. It's where you belong.
>MAIN SERVER:
twocows.mooo.com:7777
3/60 on right now
>be furry
>computer messing with gate b elevator
>almost all of my squad goes in before computer closes door
>elevator doesn't get called back up for a while
>elevator then gets called up
>get grenade ready just in case if scp
>doors open and i fucking sneeze irl making me left click
>grenade goes into elevator packed with mtf
>computer calls elevator back before any of them can escape
>watch as my men look at me full of betrayal as doors closes
>tfw
Should've looked at lanky right before the mtf showed up so he could kill them.
CB > SL
whats wrong, did i push your porn thread into the archive?
epic pepjack image!
He was on cooldown behind me, otherwise they would make good bait.
Also
>be dog
>mid game just clearing light zone
>see mall cop in 914
>say open up for a fellow dboy and not to be a hater
>easymeal.png.exe
>You will never get to play this game with the original crowd before the server turned to shit ever again
seething
>play on a server
>GAMER GIRL joins as D class
>SCP 939 is a white knight that protects her from all danger
>spawn in as MTF and try to kill them
>decide to bait the dog into the elevator so I can grenade him
>she kills me but at least the dog is dead
>hes still alive because the retarded server has elevator bombing turned off
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The only reason I trust Yea Forums with game recommendations is for the few weeks of fun the multiplayer always starts out as.
So you enjoy having to filter through all the porn that's usually posted on Yea Forums along side youtuber bait trash?
>barely anyone there and people just play with same folk til it dry
>shill server on Yea Forums
>server at full capacity but everything become cluster fuck
this game is best played around 10-15 people really
>D BOYYYY
>being chased by lanky in heavy containment
>look behind me to see if he's still there
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fuck
>make it to the main entrance area
>furfags coming towards me while I can hear fucking lanky running for my booty
>have to break through the furfags
>run towards them screaming "LANKY IS COMING FUCKING RUN"
>they all stop to try and shoot me to death
>succeed
>5 seconds alter lanky runs in and ruins all their assholes
Nigger Tosspot Faggot needs to fuck off.
>D-Class
>Escape light within first minute
>Run face first into SCP's/Guards who are still lost in Heavy
>Escape light after 3-5 minutes
>Make it to office/surface just as chopper spawns
>Guy afk's in light until it's about to be locked down
>Then afk's in heavy for another 30-60 minutes
>Reliably makes it out because everyone is too dead to stop him or he develops some cult following and people start protecting him
why does everyone assert their dominance when they get killed?
Because it's funny. Look at SCP-049-2.
Yea Forums was our home first
>be Larry
>know how to abuse portals
>???
>profit
streamable.com
>larry is dead and has been dead for a while
>retard activates the femur breaker
>be faggot tourist from reddit
>come to Yea Forums for epic off topic threads and pepes/wojaks
>see thread about video game
>get upset
>spew asshurt in thread
>anons in thread mock me for being a faggot
>feelings hurt
>cry into cumrag as I cycle my mobile IP to flood the report queue until my pet mod comes to 404 the video games thread on the video game board
That'll show them for talking about a video game on the video game board
>round is about to end
>the attosecond before the last furry gets killed MOBILE TASK FORCE HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY
>be Larry
>think you're hot shit
>blow up
streamable.com
For kino acting
c'est la Yea Forums
Post bullying
streamable.com
Now that I know around 20 people are lurking, go download the game and join
twocows.mooo.com:7777
you monitoring fuckers
>just 1v1 this dude
>get chosen scp all the time and he just wants to be an scp
>finally gets to be one but more players arrive and since he's larry he gets captured easily
>tfw
Join fags.
cant join, my computer cant handle the game
im sorry
this isn't enough ?
nope. i had minimal settings and still i only had a black screen for 5 mins when i joined, then kicks me out of the server.
i cant join since the weapon overhaul
Are you trying to run it on an Amiga?
Great thread
this computer has a few years, like 5 or even 8
checked the game requirements, seems my processor is too weak
4 players rn
I bet you clowns don't even read the deep, deep lore on the SCP wiki
I bet you fags can't give me your favorite SCP RIGHT NOW
914 EZ
Server is shit anyway
>the glorious Yea Forums server gets accused of being shit
WHAT
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
DONT YOU FUCKING TELL ME ITS FUCKING SHIT
I can't believe how boisterous this playerbase is
I played a round as the NTF and the teenage girls on my team sounded like they were at a theme park
>be mallcop
>waltz into 914
>gun down d(egenerate)-boys indiscriminately
>don't care if nerds are in my line of fire
>106 comes in and kills me
This game is bullshit
>playing on pubs
streamable.com
>the average neptunia fan
Its really just a shit server
aside from the fact its horribly moderated
the emotions you feel in it are either annoyance or boredom
It’s weird thinking making pots about this game on Yea Forums got me perms banned
nah it's just complainer-kun, he's been whining about a game he doesn't even play for 8 months
>451927943
>451927135
>451922770
that's him
I hyave a mid-range pc from like 6 years ago or so and I can run it on whatever settings I want. Your PC had to be a potato on sale.
>twocows.mooo.com:7777
join faggots
Well you're still here so clearly you're above our resident hot pocket huffing fucktards.
Honestly whoever was making the threads back before this entire game got exiled should have just kept going until the mod gave up. The ban had absolutely no merit and the mod who was allegedly responsible for it having a known hateboner against SCP everything makes it extra pathetic.
I’m a phone poster for life now
Mods don't like multiplayers with dedicated user servers and games because they decrease the time and clicks anons spend on the site. It's pure capitalism and Abib, the modjanny with hateboner for SCP got his own scp entry turned down.
>6 players
Daed gaem
Wait until the weekend when amerimutts are awake.
More like dead hours. /scp/ usually colonize around 6pm gmt
only 2 and one of them is a huge faggot
What is IDEAL number of players?
As many as possible, of course.
mal0 :3c~
20 max. Ever since the micbug was fixed and they made 1 massive server the quality of games has plummeted. The game was much more fun when you had two 20 man servers filled up.
same here, that graphic update fucked everything
shame too, scp was the only actual fun ive had playing with Yea Forums
15-30. After that it gets too chaotic for me.
Where did this come from?
Is it a show?
I miss old Yea Forums scp threads
I remember once we kept a thread going for 27 hours
Like last weekend?
Reminder of the best glitch in the game's history
CAN'T SHUT THE NUT
post songs from your D-Class playlist
youtube.com
Almost anything by Creedence Clear-water Revival
John Denver - Country Roads
Basedentist theme: Oingo Boingo - Weird Science
dead
>tfw someone has a weaker rig than your PoS laptop that can barely run games past 04. good thing i got rid of it
>Be nerd
>find other nerd
>he shows me his gun,then hides it(he's a mute)
>DICK-Class finds and bully us to 914
>Scientist friend and I refuse to upgrade our keycards
>get bullied even more (harder on me since i only talk using soundboards)
>can't take it anymore
>play youtu.be
>He looks at me and does a nod
>his and mfw
It seems fun, but ew, Steam. I don't want to install that bullshit and deal with it, even for free games.
fucking this. fuck all these retarded mic spammers and newfags that try too hard too e funny
too bad you can't aim for shit and grabbed only a couple people
3008
231-7 and 2317
>Playing on /vg/ server
>Faggot epic youtuber gamer streamer and his legion of faggots start screeching up the place
>get scared and triggered by people shouting NIGGERS and attempts to mute everyone
fucking die
>faggot youtuber gets triggered by hearing people shouting NIGGER and gets butthurt, therefore filtering the shitter out of the server
i dont see the problem
2317 favorite bros. 1730 is really good as well.
t. youtuber
Just read it since you recommended it. Really enjoyed it but wish it was a little bit longer.
Can someone redpill me about this game? Is it basically just TTT with a single, bit more complex map and a better community?
Not at all. The only TTT thing about it is that it has asymmetrical roles.
It's fun. Not even being ironic. It's pure multiplayer fun. It's not competive or achieving, it's about fun times and rolling with punches. Public servers are cancer but user server's where's it at.
Sounds like TTT
just come and play user, its free, 4gb, and a blast
3001 and 3999 are so awful how are they so highly rated
2935 is last good one
Im planning on getting it yeah, I just want a rough idea of what im in for.
>this guy pretends to sneeze when he purposely throws grenades into elevators with teammates
>Be mallcop
>come across nerd
>nerd asks me to shoot him for some reason
>i don't
>he leads me to scp-096 so i can kill the d-boy that bullied him
>Shoot nerd in back of the head, fulfilling his request
>also shoot d-boy that did nothing wrong
>Let the d-boy that bullied the nerd live
you rose up, good for you, user
Honestly, what an unbelievable nut!
>spawn as D-Class
>get to HCZ thanks to a kind security guard
>096 is there
>cross paths with him while wandering around
>run back to elevator
>elevator needs to come to our floor
>get into elevator
>096 is in with me and other D-Class
>096 gets set off by literally nothing
>cant do nothing but scream in fear
fuck i mean scp-914 not 096
>its a D class stuck in light containment episode
>its a computer is the last scp episode
>its a final human walks through the facility episode
>its a nuke is disabled prolonging the round episode
>its a doctor who doesnt rez episode
>its a D class you trusted shoots ypu in the back the first chance he gets
>its a nerd locks you in 914 episode
I also wish it was longer. also rip the MC surviving for months just get fucked in the end
>be D-boi
>get stuck in 914 thanks to some asshole scientist
>countdown starts
>AFK D-boi comes in and opens the door because he wants 05 & a gun
>we run together to HCZ
>i get micro
>we get to entrance
>we cross paths with 2 dogs & the doc
>destroy them with super soaker
>we get to gate A
>computer fucks us over
>once outside see Furries & Chaos fighting against Larry, Shy Guy & Peanut
>we make it to the exit
>"D-Class has won"
>>its a doctor who doesn't rez episode
This legitimately infuriates me every time i see some one do this
>Server checker shows 4/60
>Its actually 0
What
The server needs daily dose of resetting
My favourite thing to do a d-boy is just hide in the output section on machine and ask anyone that comes through to rate their experience out if 5 stars, usually scare a couple of people who never look up and its a good laugh while i wait for whatever horror is out there to be let in
If I'm lucky as Larry with finding 914 before nerds/d-bois, I hide in the output and just wait for them to come in to upgrade their cards and BAM!
>spawn as D class
>follow the herd with a nerd to 914
>nothing happens as the scientist is verbally abused
>*smg gunshots in distance*
>pleas for the nerd to open the door are ignored
>door opens
>3 mallcops
>scp sl thread
>during my pre-work morning shit
I’ve been hankering to play this recently. Hopefully people are still playing in 12 hours
I tkill any FaG who doesn't first try to disarm the d-bois. No fun if you just kill them without even giving a oneliner
just fucking play EDF5 if you want to have fun and shit on the rest of "fun" multiplayer games its all garbage.
Shut up 'D-Class'
>spawn as MTF/chaos
>Stupid nigger shoots the air and points fingers
>mass teambattle ensues
>be Dboi
>get to exit
>meet doc
>kill doc
>fell something in my shoulder
>mfw
forgot pic