RE2 Resident Evil 2 Remake is FUCKING SHIT

You don't think this can be done on Standard? Holy fuck, you're the reason we can't have hard RE games. Pathetic. Be a god gamer like me or something. I'm sure you'll meme about my save numbers, but sorry, I have to stop and fuck my girl or walk my dog or do real adult like things so I cant play for long at a time. What will you think of next, then?

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based

Something about the colors in this picture look incredibly fake.

Come back when you S+ on hardcore nerd. I can do it when I'm fucking my onahole so you have no excuses.

>Standard
>All of those saves
Hardcore would eat you alive

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Won't happen since he can't level grind in this one.

>Holy fuck, you're the reason we can't have hard RE games. Pathetic. Be a god gamer like me or something.
>plays on standard
Kek. You couldn't even make this shit up

Do you ever sleep? Don't you have a job to get to in the morning?

>I have to stop and fuck my girl or walk my dog or do real adult like things so I cant play for long at a time
>plays from 7pm till 4 am
Ok, sure

>if he hadn't started some autistic shitpost campaign against the game it would've been immediately forgotten as mediocre just like 7 was
>instead a huge counter-wave of shilling springs up and anyone who criticizes the game at all is branded a shitposter
Was this his plan all along? Was he actually just a Capcom shill?

>Fine I lied
This autist is so pathetic, I swear.

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My camera is shit, holy fuck you people are pathetic if you truly think this is something work shooping. Please escalate and elevate to my level before commenting again. Pathetic.

As if it's any fucking different when I got through this not shooting a single bullet you dipshits. Look at this thread, apparently this feat is so astonishing that people think images are fucking SHOOPED

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10 days? Holy shit dude what took you so long? I did it in 7, DS3 took me 12 days because i had to farm all those fucking Covenant items, specially Proof of Concord Kept. You gotta pump up those numbers rookie.

He tried the same shit on spiderman so he might be a legit insane guy.

It took him so long because he needed to power level to 79 just to beat the Forbidden Woods. No I'm not making that up. And then he needed to powerlevel to 180 to beat the game.

Not gonna lie, when I read that he legitimately got me and I laughed so hard my sides hurt due to how organic and nonchalant it was and how quickly it was moved passed

>plays on easy mode
>surprised when easy mode gives lots of ammo
>ammo given before 2 - 3 consecutive bosses
>lies about difficulty anyway just to shitpost
OP is faggot

"easy mode"

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The difference is that you're not gonna be saving every 5 minutes to fuck your figurative dog. And playing through RE without wasting ammo is the point you mong. And who the fuck plays in absolute darkness? You're gonna fuck up your eyes.

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yes, standard and assisted are the easy modes in Resident Evil 2 Remake. make a better thread next time

Go play in hardcore than, faggot.

I just turned my lamp off because it was messing the other pics up

>yOu NeEd To CoNsErVe AmMo
back to twitter nigger

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Honey, you should really turn on your lights it's so dark in here, are you still playing those video games?

>can't play for long
>playthrough from 7 pm to 4 am

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>resorts to posting gay porn again
Holy shit dude, get a life.

Top job with your bait normal difficulty faggot.
Try the game on hardcore. It actually is hard.

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>16 Acid Rounds
Small fucking time, nerd.
I had 40 Acid Rounds, 6 grenades, and around 10 High Powered rounds for SLS at the end of my hardcore run to fight G3 and G4.

If you just don't shoot at anything but bosses except to sneak by them you'll have plenty of ammo.

Did you seriously take 9+ hours for a B side run? Are you mentally deficient?

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Check this 4

baste gay porn poster, crashing the thread with nil survivors

Checked and witnessed. How about my 6 user?

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How about my 9?

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wrong. nice try though

Achievements only mean you can read a guide and follow it. They are by no mean seen as a badge of honor by anyone that isn't a dumbass, enjoy your massive waste of time.

Didnt you post same thing on reddit?With nicer words?

>off by one
Plebs
8

>west office safe
>locker room
>lab bed
Where else?

W O W
W E W L A D S
I'm about to fight Mr X I assume and I, right now, L I T E R A L L Y just walked into a room with a gattling gun WHEN MYINVENTORY IS 100% FULL AND FULL OF AMMO

WHAT THE FUCK LADS

WHY AM I EVEN PLAYING THE GAME THIS IS EASIER THAN KH3 PROUD

Embarassed. Again, I never had this much ammo in RE4 my first playthrough. This game is more action than RE6 and it just tricks you by having a shit alien follow you the entire first half

3 for RE2R sucks balls!

>playing assisted so I can get the knife
>ran past bus raccoon
Im just gonna uninstall this game, I'm too retarded to play it

>gay porn stops
>OP resumes shitposting like nothing happened

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>fine i lied
you are pathetic

>I-I will let the superior shitposters do their job and hopefully someone will notice me after they are done
One of the most pathetic threads Ive seen on this site in a while

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>lie about difficulty
>probably cheesed every boss with speedrun tactics
>'GUYS WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH AMMO???'

hey what's going on in this thread

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imagine two faggots fucking eachother next to you while you try to tell a joke to someone IRL while pretending they aren't there

But how many saves do you have

>Hardcore
>Caution
>When one hit puts you in danger
Good effort on the shitpost.

pathetic

There's only 3 bags in HC mode.

I think some boss attacks, licker tongue, and dogs put you in caution on Hardcore

Oh don't be like that sweaty

HOLY FUCK THERE'S MORE GAME AFTER THE ENDING?

FUCKING BASED

This game is awesome. Probably best game since RE4, although I did fall for the meme and conserve ammo and kill almost nothing (just shooting legs and killing Lickers) in both playthroughs and I easily could have killed everything and had plenty to spare

Not all hits/grabs are equal, some are more easy on the damage.

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The only one of those anywhere near him are lickers, and if those two near the cryo room hit you, you're awful at the game, especially if you have flame rounds.

Why would you ever be in this situation?

>HOLY FUCK THERE'S MORE GAME AFTER THE ENDING?
not really. You replay the same shit with minor variations

he's right
imagine lying about what difficulty you play games at on the internet

I suppose it could happen if you were as big of a fag as OP

MY FUCKING ASS THAT'S WHERE

i always have no healing items or ammo
what do i do wrong

>as long as we stick together, we'll be fine
>"hey you guys can adopt me"
>tfw they never fucking interact again
what happens bros

Awesome game though
Gonna play hardcore now

Nigger, I clearly meant after B scenario but you're in a thread where you can't even click three pics and clearly see that so idk you probably won't even read this either

it's all about understanding enemy and weapon behaviours
big tip for saving ammo, when you down a zombie with a gun, knife the shit out of him on the ground to kill him
and wait for your crosshairs to turn into a dot before you shoot

Can't beat the yellow pussy.

yes, after B scenario there's even more ways you can replay the same maps with different enemy placements
it's really nothing to be excited about

OP here. I always just shoot the legs off, and never do more unless I have to. Lickers always die. Never attack Mr. X. I flame grenade some tree Regenerators and used most of my Stun Gun on G's in the swamp. I never used a single gunpowder until right before pics were made

I meant
>literally
the new ending where you fight a sorta new boss

its better to kill zombies than lickers, because you can just walk past lickers

Well considering I just beat the game without ever dying and had all of this ammo, I disagree. I never got attacked by downed zombies, but then again I'm not retarded and have played these games since PS1.

No one cares about your assisted runs.

Plus they always put lickers in spots like in the Lab where there's 2, on the top and bottom of the door they want you to go through. Just easier to kill them to play games and risk it I found in both playthroughs. Obviously doesn't matter since I beat it with 400 rounds left over

Imagine being retarded enough to get grabbed by down zombies when you can just shoot an arm off, at worst, and always run past that side. OP is a fucking CHAD

try playing on hardcore, they take too many bullets to be worth it

and you can walk past lickers and the pose even less of a threat than zombies, what's your point exactly?

Imagine pretending to be someone else to big yourself up.

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What's your favorite costumes bros? Mine is Tank Top Claire because she's dirty, sweaty, sexy, and you see the most of her. Just wish she had the ass of Alt. or Elz in it.

This is assisted you liar

Why the fuck do people keep memeing about assisted when it's clearly not? Fucking retards keep making something not that impressive into a big deal by saying that

>plays all through the night
>tries to pass himself off as a chad
>lies about the difficulty he played on in an effort to discredit the game
>spazzed out when called out on it
>still posting even now
You have no life OP and you're fucked in the head. Have a pity (you) from me and reevaluate your life.

does he do it for free or does his insanity superpowers come at a cost, hence why he has to do all this stupid shit

>Hardcore
>Inventory.
>its bait.

Man goof thing you said its bait or I would've started a compilation image.

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Did you use a controller and play it the way its meant to be played?

Well its a ps4 and I've been playing games since PS1 and am not autistic so yes

Also, first playthrough I wanted to play it as the remake so used new sound. Was pretty good, understand what they were going for with it mostly being based off of sound. Just switched to classic for my hardcore run though
and
>RESIDENT EVIL 2
HOLY
FUCKING
B A S E D
I can't believe these madmen put this shit behind a fucking paywall and you only hear it when you have it switched to classic but I was pissed it wasn't in 7 or this

BASED

learn to take screenshots retard

What the fuck are you even saying? I literally cannot understand your post.

You want me to take a screenshot, transfer it to usb, upload it to my computer, and then post to Yea Forums? Are you gonna suck my dick you stupid faggot because that's a lot of work?

I hate consoles.

Is it worth my bandwidth pirating this for pc? (I have unlimited, the question stands.)

Hijacking this thread atleast for a little bit
I am a casual in this game, tried out Hardcore mode and I'm getting slaughtered by the normal zombies since I'm terrible at dodging their grabs.
How should I improve? Just continue doing crash courses until it clicks? I want that S+

sorry english is my first language and i have moed onto my third which is sign so i hve forgotten
reddit.com/r/residentevil/comments/am2f5y/i_really_miss_the_announcer_saying_resident_evil/
here you go friend this is whar i mean

kek

bump for this

learn the routes and learn how enemies work
if you only need to visit a room once, you can just avoid the zombies
if it's a hallway you may want to kill them and board up the windows

Play doom if you want a more action focused game with monteers

Are you retarded? Can your tiny brain not compherehend what the OP is illustrating?