OH SHIT Yea Forums, THE FINAL BOSS BATTLE! WHAT EVER WILL YOU DO?!

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Yes

>*inserts wayne's world music disc*

You'd better think of something fast, the final boss is charging his ultimate attack.

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Use the heal potion on the king in hopes that he's actually an undead

kill him and be no better than he was.

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Also cast the Super Focefield on Dard in case he attacks again

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=5r0npQGW9Kk

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Oh shit! The idiot killed the Three Headed Monkey instead of Tree Headed one, now it will never see it coming!

Not read any of it because you're a fucking mong who doesn't understand how contrast affects readability.

It seems you've made a grave mistake in assuming the King of Everything's status as living or undead...

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>wizard has higher attack than warrior/cleric

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wait if Jupiter falls won't that fuck with the gravitational pull of things in space and now all sorts of meteors and stuff can now hit the King for massive damage? Plus is Jupiter falls on him that'll hurt, it's a big planet.

>Hurting our friends

Oh its on now. Let's access our plot-given X Factor!

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How is the king of everything's son the dog wizard?

TREE-HEADED MONKEY NOWS YOUR CHANCE

Are you really sure you want to face the King again? Was one hundred deaths before not enough?

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>It has to be this way

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THE ONLY WAY WE ACCEPT OUR DEATH IS IF THE KING BREAKS THAT YES BUTTON. LET'S GET RIGHT BACK UP.

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It's time to use our secret weapon!

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Fucking hell, use super-buff the first three turns you dweebs.

Tree Headed Monkey, an ally you made back on Banana Planet, shows up just in the nick of time to assist for the final battle!

Choose your next move wisely!

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Wonder what happened to your companions' corpses

Use level 100 breaker spell, which should divide the king's current health by 100.

Cast invocation of the almighty on the monkey

nevermind the monkey then, it sounded like a buff spell

i uhh
PLUS ULTRAAAAAA
99999 dmg if it doesn't miss

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God pulls you to the side temporarily and hands you a document.

"Sign here and here if you are absolutely sure you want to use 'Invocation of the Almighty'. Be wary though, there is a small chance it might destroy the universe, so use it wisely."

Will you sign the agreement?

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Use the power of Friendship.
/thread

Sign yes and use it on God

based

What choice do we have?
Do it!

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yep, we're done here boys.

You sign the agreement and God leaves before you can use it on him.

The King of Everything has slain Tree Headed Monkey.

"WAIT SON! DO NOT USE YOUR ULTIMATE ON ME! JOIN ME AND WE CAN RULE TOGETHER BECAUSE THIS RPG GAME ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A BAD ENDING TOO. WHAT SAY YOU?!"

Well? Will you live with your father and rule? Or will you destroy him to save the world, and your friends, and your doggy bowl, and your mother, and your house, and your favorite doggy toy?

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i pull down my pants and piss on him

NOBODY FUCKS WITH THIS BORKER
I
CAST
ULTIMATE
FUCK I FORGOT THE NAME

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"You can't go around killing my friends and then ask me to join you. Go to hell!"
*Pulls down pants and pisses on him

He wasn't there for us that time we won the baseball league trophy, kill the bastard

>I'm laying on the ground and unconscious while the final boss is giving me his long-winded speech.
>Suddenly, from out of nowhere, my theme song starts playing.
>I smirk.
>"W-WHAT'S THIS!?"
>I slowly get up from the ground, despite my severe injuries.
>"YOU SHOULD BE DEAD! I KILLED YOU!"
>I muster all my strength and grip my sword tightly.
>I take a deep breath and yell with all my might:

REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

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"NOOOO SOOOOOON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

You use Invocation of the Almighty on The King of Everything, dealing unparalleled damage!

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Don't forget to piss on him!
*unzips pants*

its morning dumbassss

Can't argue with that logic

GET FUCKED DAD
THIS IS FOR LEAVING MOM ALONE TO DIE IN THAT VILLAGE!!

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*also pisses on him*

As you piss on your dad, his body is completely vaporized as he is destroyed across all existence by your insurmountable attack.

The King is dead. Now you are the King. Long live the King.

Unfortunately, the universe was destroyed by the attack so you are King of Nothing. Also your friends are dead.

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The battle should've already been won after this frame.
The image clearly shows that the party did 9999 factorial damage to the boss, so he should be at roughly -2.85 * 10^35655 health.

get a katamari going

Will there at least be a DLC ending? I want to piss on him more

start pissing again

Good thread OP

We can try again. We can rebuild this world.

With piss.

At least we'll never forget the time we pissed on him

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Spam debuffs till he dies in like 2 hits

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directed by Hideo Kojima

Don't cross the streams, user.

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THESE CREDITS
PISS ON THEM

>Save clear data
>Return to title
>New Game+

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i can't believe anonymous is fucking dead

There won't be any alternate endings but I'm apart of the dev team and I'll let you in a little secret.

We got a DLC in the works, it will include a superboss, new bosses, new enemies, new areas, new romance options, new items, new clothings, new armour, new weapons, new spells, a higher level cap, a new final boss and new party members. It'll retail for $5.99 when it releases.

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Honestly i'm quite disappointed. All of the other options are improvements but the lack of pissing leaves much to be desired.
11/10

Sell the crown for 20$ and buy 3 copies

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You will be able to piss on anything in a new environment you can morph and change with spells. It's designed in such a way that you'll be able to change the environment around you permanently with any means you want, like weapons or spells by blowing up stuff or pissing, and you'll still be able to progress perfectly fine.

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You fixed the one flaw, now it is perfect

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We here at the dev team still feels there are somethings missing that we haven't yet implemented.

What do you anons think? What else should we have in the DLC?

Pissing,

Man, cryptworlds went in a weird direction

The option to turn ourselves into a qt trap, but there's a twist. We turn ourselves into a trap that dates women.

Honestly the base game was missing the super boss Pissra, shape shifting God of piss who gifted humans piss before being pissed on itself.
Now it seeks vengance after being sealed away in the tomb of shit. You guys should have had this in base game considering the prequels come on

>characters aren't even level 99

This obviously isn't my save file.

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We have plans to include God and Pissra as superbosses in the Ruby Realms DLC. Here's an exclusive image of our beta model of Pissra in the modul viewer.

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Use chaos card.

We need guns for th CoD audience

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>fast gun has 3 shot/sec
>still a single bullet

>in memory of: anonymous
Goddammit, he was taken too soon

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BIG MAN

We need to be able to poop to go with the piss. What kind of dog would we be otherwise?

Can't wait to pirate it

It's got denuvo, you won't be pirating shit matey.

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