THANKS FOR BETA TESTING CONSOLEFAGS

lol@mustards
nice1 op

why do any of you even want a pc port?
buy it on ps2/ps3 or emulate it you fucking brainlets

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FUCK YOU

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I already know it was fake but I still searched for it on steam and a game called GOD HAND was excluded for the search and it turned out to be a shitty VR game. So yeah, Fuck you OP.

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YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

I want it on PC purely to send a message to PC babies, to allow PC gamers to experience it for the first time, and to make kotaku, polygon and resetera cry

fuck you

Quaity shitposting material.

Why would they cry?

op is a faggot

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PC gamers can easily access it through emulation though so it being released on steam does nothing but get a bunch of random fags angry
do you really care more about controversy then simply playing video games?

you hit me too hard this time Yea Forums. owwie. my heart hurts

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based cam

most PC gamers have not heard of god hand, but if it were on steam, they'd hear about it

PC gamers could also easily access Killer7, okami, and others through emulation, is that a good excuse to hold those games back too?

they would find God Hand too "problematic"
youtube.com/watch?v=fI6mKIg8MdQ

beating up wamen, fags, midgets and fat people is worse than the holocaust to them

a good excuse to hold it back is the PC market is filled to the brim with cancer

kys yourself my man

that's a dumb excuse, which makes you a dumb person for using it

>All the meme steam threads

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go back to twitter

it's a completely legit reason to not want a game to goto another platform whenever new faggots get into a game/series threads instantly fucking turn to shit and you can never have good discussion again
youtube.com/watch?v=FKpHyY8sYkg

I'm sad now

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>None of this seems too bad
>"Woo!"
>*Gold and Silver drop down*
Oh, they're gonna fucking lose their god damn minds.

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what the hell is this

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god hand cures cancer
it can save zoomers

but you'd rather just let the cancer overtake everything

it really doesn't cure cancer if we use you as an example making it about PC culture for no reason

Fuck I am so mad

I played the first level, got raped by the pack of guys with the fat fucks launching at you from outside your cone of vision and the *teleports behind u* demon guys.
Absolutely the worst first level they could have possibly made for a game with mechanics as complex as God Hand, no wonder it flopped so badly.

IM NOT HUUUUUUUUUURT.
fuck you

okay, this is epic

never played it but it's been downloaded for 3 years

This actually the most fucked up thing I've ever seen on Yea Forums. This is just wrong.

>Open up fighting a pair of easy dudes
>Fat guy runs out and trips, giving you a bunch of free hits
>Next is a trio of dudes beating up a civilian to force you to figure out crowd control
>Two more run out the door
>Go inside to fight a pair of dudes and one sitting by themselves, which always has a demon
>The demon fight is usually one on one, so it's easy to manage
It's a pretty good opening level, dude. You're just bad.

spanking is probably the most offensive thing in the trailer, or the reference to slavery, or the black enemies
I wanna see 2019 deal with god hand

Mikami said he wants to bring God Hand to steam, I've been pestering Capcom in pretty much every steam board to port it
destructoid.com/shinji-mikami-would-like-to-see-god-hand-on-steam-457369.phtml

No, the chunk through the doorway to the right of the building you fight the first demon guy in.

THESE ARE NOT MY GLASSES

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english must not be your first language cause you're not making any sense

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Why would you do this to me, user? Get my hopes up and then crush them?

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I HOPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT GET BEATEN UP BY TWO FLAMBOYANT TRANNIES
I almost had a heart attack here

I beat the whole game, the first level is NOTHING
git gud or we'll kick you off the board

>I want it on PC purely to send a message to PC babies, to allow PC gamers to experience it for the first time, and to make kotaku, polygon and resetera cry
This here makes you cancer

ITS REAL NO NO NO THIS ISNT HAPPENING

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>BY TWO FLAMBOYANT TRANNIES
Why, is that your fetish?

I got excited for a second

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For me, it shows capcom remember the IP. With the possible success of DMC, it wouldn't surprise me if itsuno gets to direct God Hand 2 in a few years.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

I think you got confused by my wordplay for personal computer and political correctness, I'll give you a few hours to figure out which term applies to each instance in that sentence

actually

He fucked up. They're not trannies. Just homos.
Unfortunately, times up, sweet cheeks!

let's hope not since itsuno managed to fuck everything but the gameplay up with the new dmc game and even then V sucks mega ass

you better hope i never see you on the streets cunt

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WELL I GUESS I JUST WON'T BUY THIS GAME FOR THE FORTH TIME THEN
THANKS A BUNCH OP

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Im taking about Mr Gold and Silver.

no matter how you slice it you're cancer

what would a spiritual sequel to god hand look like?
what would you put in to make it even more politically incorrect?

beating up wheelchair people? immigrants? the elderly?

Just make the protagonist a hot girl.
That way you can keep the spanking, since it's "LGBT".

Thinly veiled caricature of SJW's themselves, except they're some sort of vermin

vice.com/en_us/article/5gqy9x/playing-god-hand-ten-years-too-late-is-both-fascinating-and-uncomfortable-915
hahahaha

when you beat them, if you check the bodies, gene says 'he lost his balls in the war'

A disgrace to the name of the Lord

That just means he's an eunuch. Losing your balls has nothing to do with transitioning if you're still a guy.

howcome my enemies are still alive then?

I'm not a tranny expert

Godhand objective was never being offensive. Just silly. Its the world that changed and now see everything as offensive.
Its a game about a dude beating up mobsters, fatguys, demons, midgets, sexy dominatrixes, samurai masters, a wrestlers in gorila suits, and so on
Its the kind of shit you would find in a 80's comedy

It should be set in the Senran Kagura universe with Daidouji as the protagonist.

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Posts like this deserve a public ban

Can't Capcom sue them for using the name?

I know, but now that the world is so sensitive, it only feels right to focus on offense

Don't have to be to know that Eunuch is a historical term.

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME HOPE LIKE THAT
I hate you and hate myself for believing such a beautiful lie

DAME DA NE

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GOD LEG

why are koreans so best?

It will not protect it anyway. Look at Yakuza.

wouldn't it be GOD FOOT ?

what the FUCK is this

Nah I'm autistic enough to come up with a concept for a sequel that's never gonna happen. The idea is Gene's looking after a younger vessel for the God Hand. He gives her one at a young age so she has to learn to control its power before he passes on the other one.

YOU ARE NOT ALEXANDER

because PCSX2 is unreliable

Probably but i don't want to summon the feet fags.

FUCK YOU

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for idiots like you maybe

>playing on easy
Check
>gets offended
Check
>barely makes it a few levels in, not even fighting the gorilla
Check

How embarrassing...

>PCSX2 is unreliable
God Hand literally runs perfect, even on my laptop. That game isn't at all hard to emulate.

fuck you nigger i was almost hyped for a second

>Posting this shit after Killer7 on Steam
Mother Fucker

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surely there's got to be some sort of copyright on that title being used for a video game

haha didn't get me. MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS

i actually felt a twinge of want. and now i want to replay the game again after watching the old trailer.

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why dont we just all email shinji mikami until he ports it or makes a spiritual sequel
tango gameworks has a nice website

PCSX2 IS SHIT

Im not that kind of guy.

>No fucking way
>URL loads
>NO FUCKING WAY
>SEE THE PAGE
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You've earned this (you), you absolute fucking nigger.

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Cool cosplay user

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what would anita sarkeesian have thought of this
youtube.com/watch?v=9xpKj-1DWsU

god hand would make a great cartoon actually
youtube.com/watch?v=ncryiV6SqQ0

>God_Hand
>_
You won't get me, you son of a bitch.

>unreliable
Dude, only problem with God Hand was some cut scenes looking like they were filmed in a sandstorm. And that might have been my own stupidity while dicking around with options (gotta have that 1920x1080).

God Hand emulates beautifully.

Go away Filip

alright anons, post your favorite song
youtube.com/watch?v=KI6ysIeco3A

But you already did, user.

Two underrated level tracks. Can't decide which one I like better.
youtube.com/watch?v=10NIT3vY8z4
youtube.com/watch?v=iaoh5M6C4aU

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it would be cool but PCSX2 is plenty viable at this point