One copy of Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash, please

>One copy of Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash, please.

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this shit will never not be funny.

>troglodyte plays shit games
Seems about right

I still can't tell if this dude is real or if this is a 3D render and I'm too lazy to look into it.

How do I achieve that facial hair?

he's shooped

he's still fuckhuge irl nonetheless.

t. virgin
Why wouldn't you play games about hot girls in bikinis shooting each other with water guns, faggot?

whats even the point?

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Good genes and photoshop

*shoves you out of the way*
>step aside, manlet, men are talking.
>*ahem* one copy of etrian odyssey V, please and thank you.

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What gun do you think he mains?
I loved the minigun.

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>one copy of *sniffle* Red Dead Redemption 2 *snort* for Playstation 4 please

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>I'd like to purchase a PSVR and two motion controllers, please.

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kek

how can you get so fat? i've seen friends that eat hamburgers every day and they aren't even near that

Whoa it's almost like it's possible to just have actual sex instead

1. You have to eat all day, nearly constant.
2. Lots of liquid sugar, like soda. He probably drinks a gallon of soda per day...at least
3. Huge fucking meals.

>pic unrelated

Is this Broly's new form

>...I'll also pre-order Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel 3, gotta see how Rean's saga ends

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it's mostly genetic, how much you 'fidget' matters a lot in how many calories you burn as well

>muh genetics
Fuck off.

hamplanet detected

>how much you 'fidget' matters a lot in how many calories you burn as well
What in the everloving fuck is this supposed to mean?

I eat mcdonalds every day and im kinda thin

this meme is not funny anymore

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>tfw hungry skeleton who lifts but doesn't gain much because I can't eat the 1,000,000 calories a day required to gain muscle

>what is cico

If you mean the one you just posted, I agree

>terachad

>One copy of Apex Legends, for everyone in the world, please.

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You're retarded if you think obesity isn't genetic.

Seems like a game for virgins to have some sort of surrogate sexual experience, as if that's all they're capable of achieving.

>i want the dragonball z audience

Milk and eggs got me to my gargantuan size, ice cream and pizza sealed my gains away to be awakened at a later time

It may be [B]olitics, but damn if it isn’t funny.

Thank you user.

How do you eat your eggs? I'm so sick of them at this point. Also milk is expensive as fuck in the country I live in, but I try to drink a liter a day anyways

no, dude. real chads don't play entry-level shit like senran. musou games exist for a reason. real chads play idolmaster when it comes to animu girls.

PBS isn't a musou, it's a third person shooter.

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senran in general, pleb. even splatoon is better and actually active.

>the abs

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Really I just find it hilarious you think Senran in entry level but not Idolmaster.

>One copy of Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth and a Joker Funko Pop figurine, please

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>haha ur series is entry-level too!
like a true pleb. get ur act together for the next time i see you, okay?

>Three copies of Fate/Extella Link, please.

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>1 copy of Anthem, if you don't mind.

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>tries to start console wars
Mate, I never said I don't play both. All I did was point out that it isn't a musou.