Resident Evil

*AHEM*
FUCK THE G-ADULTS
FUCK THE SEWERS
FUCK UMBRELLA
FUCK LICKERS
FUCK THE SLS-60
FUCK JANNIES
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
FUCK MY SISTER SOMEONE, LEON PLEASE

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Sorry, Claire got Tyrant'd

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>tfw no claire (jordan) gf

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Chris, how are you holding up today? You seem to be a bit stressed out. It helps to let your feelings out, Chris. It's okay, no one is judging you here.
>The Therapist assured Chris.

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It's alright doc. I'm going easy on the drinks, i promise ya. I wonder how Leon and my sister are doing, though.

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Anyone got the link for that vocaroo of Shaggy reviewing RE2?

Tip for no way out? I always get fucked after about 70-80 kills

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he cute!

remember, no Claire bullying allowed

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New mods? I want new mods. We need Dr. Annete naked.

She likes to bully Ada while Leon fucks her and Ada has to watch it while tied to a chair.

as long as they keep the lab coat

Good idea. I like you.

>You lost, asian whore. Leon will fuck me and only me... And Sherry, maybe. But not you. Just watch.

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>The Therapist gave Chris a warm smile.
Me too, Chris. Me too. I believe things really ended on a good note last time. Leon may be on the road to having a healthy life. As much as he wants to disagree with the idea...his obsession with Ada has become...unhealthy, to say the least.
>The Therapist explained to the Redfield.
Plus, Claire seems to be the happiest she's ever been in a long while. Things are really turning up, Christopher.
>He told the other, his smile becoming growing a bit wider upon looking back on the two.

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NO

rate my attache case

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WAY

Does anyone wanna play RE5 co-op?

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I do have to say though, doc. I don't think i'm over her yet. I still wanna give that FUCKING CHINK the dicking of a lifetime, yknow? She fucked with my sister's life for way too long

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Now, now, Claire...there's no need to say such harsh things.
>He told the younger Redfield.

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>you made the right decision Leon, forgot about that dog eating Chink

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But we did it. I tied Ada to a chair so she could watch me and Leon doing it. She couldnt look away. It was glorious.

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I love how racist Claire becomes at the end of the game.

CLAIRE? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS, CLAIRE!
CLAIRE I NEED TO KNOW
CLAIRE
DID HE CUM INSIDE?
DID HE?
YOU MADE HIM CUM INSIDE RIGHT?

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What are these things?

Australia?

Chris, we've been over this. Think about how Leon grew obsessed with Ada. Do you really want to go through the same thing? The best you can do is to move on and forget about Ada. Just like how Leon is trying to do, or at least I hope he is.
>The Therapist told. Things went pretty well last time, it'd be dreadful if a "relapse" happened and all the progress Leon and Claire went through was for nothing.
Chris, I know you're better than this. You're better than to just waste your time chasing after something...futile. Is that the right phrasing? Well, I think you understand what I mean, Chris.
>He explained to the eldest Redfield.

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FUCK WESKER

Oh, gosh. Only god knows how embarassing you're making me feel. How can you ask such thing? Im your sister. Wtf Chris? Stop saying it.

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Feels bad man

Only if you're an Xchad like me.

How can I download the DLC if my game is pirate?

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It got old really fast, dude. This joke is lame as hell.

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BASED HUNK Yea Forums CHAMP

TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT TOMORROW BOYS

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Its still fresh as fuck imo

also I'm here to enjoy the therapist stuff

Anyone got that Chris "final message" vocaroo???

>"I want to see your tears when he finishes inside."

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>Help, I'm being robbed!

She was extremely racist the whole game. I'm surprised they let Riami in on the script.

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Rooting for Leon and Fredd

Another ERP thread. Is there really nothing RE related to talk about besides the status of Claire's womb?

Therapist for FMS team, please.

they have googly eyes, big tits, who cares.

therapist for special guest ref imo

We can talk about Claire's face model

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Imagine the smell of Ada's

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Yes, I would like to participate, please. Sometimes words won't always get through to people.

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Are you the guy who streams the tournaments? If so, who’s gonna be in?

RE4 Merchant pls, to whichever team is Buyin!

And Mr. X needs his fucking pants.

*exits phone booth*
*makes sure coast is clear*
*shes about to say it*
>ahem....

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Jordan McEwen for FMS

Do your best to save the rocket launcher, keep red fuel pack at either/both ends of the gas station, and try to save an RGB full heal. Easier said then done, but we believe in you!

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>Tofu Survivor
this is painful

Not him but i'm here.
The teams are a secret, but i can confirm the Darkslayers (Vergil and Nero) and the Paranormal Patrol (Leon and Fred) will be in.

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Sounds sick.

I'll try to get you in considering you're part of the lore nowand also because i'm one of the guys posting as Chris in those therapist threadsbut i can't do it for tomorrow because of the tag team stuff, next week i guess.

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Waifufags. RE threads on Yea Forums are some of the worst now because everyone ignores actual Resident Evil discussion posts and just posts fanfiction.

yeah as the guy said I'm not the streamer, just spreading the new tierlist before the fight

Thank you, friend! The Therapist may not be here tomorrow but none the less, thank ya'! Appreciate it.

Also forgot to mention, but i'll say the rules again:
- 3 teams will consist of members of NWF
- 3 teams will consist of members of FMS
- 2 teams will consist of one member of each
Brackets are as follows:
NWF vs NWF
NWF vs Mixed
FMS vs FMS
FMS vs Mixed
Winners of the tournament become tag team champions. If a mixed team wins, the partners will fight each other on a bonus match for bragging rights.
Other than that, the show will have the Claire Redfield open challenge, where (((someone))) will step up and try to stop her goblina incel rage winning streak

Video games? People still fuckin' play those?

How should I be killing pale heads? Usually I end up using the rocket launcher on them, and try to get as many other things in the blast as I can, but most of the time I have to use the spark shock, which is falls apart around 80 when the place gets swarmed with like 3 or more of them plus half a dozen other zombies.

You just gotta learn how to dodge shit, outside of the dog room in the sewers most stuff is predictable. If you watch somebody else do a run with knife tofu and figure him out, every other tofu is a total joke.

Don't reply to me and spoil it but if Extra is again this week holy shit I cant just imagine the reaction

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sounds like a good match listing, definitely very interested to see the mixed teams

Spark shot is good for armored guys. Flamethrower is good for pale heads because of tick damage (burn their feet to catch the floor on fire for maximum dps in groups). Shotgun is also really good for paleheads. Otherwise you just gotta make sure and wait for backpack zombies to spawn before dumping the last bit of ammo in a powerful gun. Also, you get a RG herb combo in one of the last backpacks (around 86-90). You can also strategically take damage from backpack/fuelpack zombies to have them drop their packs without killing them if you're out of ammo. Learning what is in which backpack is helpful. They are the same every time.

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Like every popular old franchises

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Dat pantyhose

Post the ramen jordan

she looks like she fucks asian guys

oh wait...

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He's ready for you

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>ywn do the spaghetti kiss from lady and the tramp but with ramen with jordan

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Check it out, there is a new functionality that comes with the first person mod (RE Framework) that allows you to have a spectator-cam that you can move through walls. You can freeze it in place so you can control your character / the direction they are aiming and everything without the camera moving at all, just like old school RE

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neat

thats why he said "some of". RE threads are not as bad as DMC or Wow threads but its only gotten worse with all the apparent shipping in REmake2.

tldr fuck shippers

>vocaroo.com/i/s1PVXniaNB2i
The streams are converging...

the controls need to be completely changed though, they are the same as normal controls only the only way you can tell where you are looking is by watching the direction your character's face is looking or aiming your gun. When you are looking towards the camera, turning left means pushing the stick right and vice versa; it's disorienting

but who is Sherry's face model?

Thanks friend, I did it. Got the cat ears, too. I think aiming the flamethrower at their feet was the clincher.

I just hope that hopeman appers in the tag team

what's the link to the stream?

FUCK Danganronpa.

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twitch/ thefinalrumble
Every Friday afternoon.

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those aren't uzis

Did the recent RE2 patch fix the out of bounds stair glitch?

thank frend

this triggers my autism

You have hurt leon deeply with this disgusting set up, look at the sadness in his eyes

>wesker blanco
gets me every time

4pm cst btw if you need something more specific

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But why tho?

I want him too, perfect candidate honestly, but who would his partner be? Not including the other two danga reps

Damn I'd love to punch the shit out of this dumb slut

Actually she fucks 8 foot tall bioweapns, get your facts straight.

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TYRANT'D

As if niggers taking our women wasn't bad enough...

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Hell yeah, just finished this. Wasn't too terribly difficult. This is the first one I've S+'d. Which should I do next?

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Isn't the base human for T-103 a white guy?

can't compete with the BBOWC

What do I need to add/adjust bros?

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Yes, Sergei Vladimir

>not even being smart enough to crave the leonloins
Women are hopeless

should've added him to wrestling instead of random dangan reps

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At least Tyrant isn't a drunk

this desu, you could easily fill out a roster with lesser known and one-off RE characters

I thought Sergei was only cloned for the Ivan Tyrants, and not all of them? Or am I remembering things wrong

3 PM CST*

He was the basis for all Tyrants, except well Thanatos which was just a negro

He's right. It's 4 now

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Leon, for your first date, you will take my autistic sister on a train ride, she loves them

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Autistic Claire's innocence in that webm is too cute!

Sure lets do that

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Leon loves and protects his autistic wife, no matter how awkward and socially inept she may be!

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Save healing items until on danger, keep rockets for no way out situations, use super taser on paleheads.

Full pic?

*AHEM*
FUCK THE RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE

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I aspire to GMOD that well.

Open the register, bitch!

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Chris, leave Leon and Claire alone and come fuck me.

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So Claire's alter-autistic ego is to be a hoodlum in economic needs?

I love her smile

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does she really show her belly button in that outfit? or is it a mod?

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not a mod, that's how the outfit is

but she has uggo hair in vanilla

how does it make you feel that this is her canon appearance in the new timeline?

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good luck successfully hitting anything

>FUCK MY SISTER SOMEONE, LEON PLEASE
I haven't played a single RE game but for some reason it always gets me whenever I see a "LEON FUCK MY SISTER" post.

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Play them. You won't regret it.

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Not sure if this is supposed to be fujo art or FUCK MY SISTER art

Why not both?

>Fujo art
pic above
>FMS art
switch Chris is the one crying, while Leon saying only whatever

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Come on man, join us. I'm normally happy seeing newcomers get into the series even if it is all one big clusterfuck.

based

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>no /u/ part
dropped

Chris is on his way to deliver Leon to his sister!

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Leon B you casul

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Makes my dick the hard dick.

Based ruskii

God bless Chrisposting

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>RE2 Leon: dorky rookie who comes into his own out of a sense of duty
>RE4 Leon: CUHRAYZEE ONE-LINER MAN
>RE6 Leon: conflicted man torn between his self-interest and his desire to help stop bioterror
>RE2R Leon: naive rookie who comes into his own out of a sense of duty

So what the fuck was wrong with RE4 Leon? Why was he a completely different character? I heard once it was entirely shit localization. Also am I the only one whose favorite character is unironically Chris for non-gay non-meme reasons?

Chris scouting Leon, making sure he is the best candidate for his sister.

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Tell me you didn't kiss that BITCH!

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just two friends paling around user, get your mind out of the gutter

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>if ur reebing this
>go kall qolice

>boogie mans here
>eeting every boby
>many bark boogie mans here

>helq
>theyre komming
>helq me mommy

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What's with the Leon Claire Chris memes you fags are posting, where did that come from anyway.

probably mainly a result of the long and tortured development process if i had to guess. things getting rewritten and rewritten and reworked from the ground up so many times that the character ends up barely resembling what they started with.

What did the BSAA mean by this?

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Start playing them. And play several of them because the series has had a wild history.

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Ignoring how many civilians she just killed, that shit should have destroyed the helicopter and killed Leon if it's that powerful. It being a magnetically-charged railgun doesn't matter, that's way too much energy for it not to disperse some into its surroundings upon firing/upon impact

no way fag
I kissed her beautiful Asian lips and I liked it

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Settle down, fag, it's Resident Evil.

everyone evacuated if i recall correctly

great thread guys

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This reminds me of chinman.

Leon and Chris finally coming to an agreement about banging his sister.

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not only do they not mention that, they go out of their way to show you civilians everywhere in the hot zones

If I can't have you, no one can!!!

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I want Leon to be a DAD

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Physics are optional for RE protagonists.

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i guess all that budget has to go somewhere...

BSAA is literally just Team America except with bio weapons instead of terrorists.

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RE8
>a bunch of new york survivors got kidnapped to be tested on and shit
>Leon sent in to stop that
>a bunch of kids were taken too but a researcher balked at testing on kids
>tried to save them but this resulted in a gun fight and the new virus results getting loose
>oh no we're zombies again
>Leon finds one surviving kid that refuses to take off their gas mask
>basic older RE game stuff
>it turns out the reason the kid won't remove the mask is their face got chomped in new york and they are scared Leon will shoot them for being a monster
>depressed drunk dad fun times

oh yeah, forgot to mention that nothing scratched the plane

>Chris is the one that made Leon finally smile again after he went off the deep end
What did Capcom mean by this?

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Fuck year

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>NEO-UMBRELLA YOUR GAME IS THROUGH
>CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO
>BSAA
>FUCK YEAH