Play neopets

I'll play Neopets if someone draws Ilusen naked with a full bush that has green highlights in it to match the hair on her head

I went back for a week, last year some time. It's way easier now. Unfortunately it hasn't updated AT ALL. It's like a time machine to the 2000s

no way fag
techo master race
got one of these (obviously less dirty than this disgusting google image) and put him in a basketball jersey from some other McDonalds happy meal toy that fit perfectly. he was my nigga

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might get lucky at /aco/ with that

I'll go request it but it's fucking anarchy over there

For a game marketed towards kids at the time, there sure were a lot of lewd faeries

I want to fuck this faerie.

STOP IT.
PLEASE DO NOT TEMPT ME TO RUIN MY CHILDHOOD Yea Forums
I DON'T WANT TO DRAW PORN OF THIS THING
PLEASE

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Please do.

I won't tempt you any further, as I suspect your own urges will finish the job for me. Buckle.

Do it anyways. I need some sense of vengeance because this dumb bitch kept asking my 10 yr old self for shit that cost millions of NP

I want to FUCK this fairy.

I'll do it if you won't

I miss millsberry

No

I would play if the site wasn't in a death spiral
Half the shit on the site is broken, they are still using flash player in 2019, the battledome has been broken for 6+ years, they still have not introduced anyway of getting UCs thus making them extremely rare and literally impossible to trade up for one for anyone that doesn't already have one.
The economy is also all kinds of fucked from inflation and dupes

I don't think you'd be ruining your childhood if you did that, user. I think she'd be flattered and appreciate it. Faeries don't give a fuck.

there is already good porn of her, fapped to it plenty of times before

Neopets was a scientologist ploy

The stuff on Paheal is pretty decent but she has a shockingly low amount of it considering her ubiquity in our pasts.
Not true. Scientology purchased the website and tried to turn it into a ploy, but they weren't allowed to, and eventually sold it off.

Link it then, I can't find any I would consider 'good'.

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I am not getting banned to spoonfeed you, if you've been around here any amount of time surely you know where to look.

you're not gonna get banned for posting a link, nignog

You don't get banned to link and there's clearly a discrepancy in expectations considering I haven't seen any good stuff on any porn gallery Yea Forums regularly mentions.

Also the part where the site was bought by a chinese publisher and the only contact the "devs" have with the community at this point is a "community manager" based in india that posts once every 2 months.

>fairies

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fuck off tamani i already got you pregnant like 50 times

>had a friend who payed for the premium service
Of all the ways they could've jewed kids, an internet bundle is probably the shittiest of them

this was in the days before microtransactions, to be fair

for me its turmac roll, whack a kass and meerca chase

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>fairies
Imagine having taste this terrible.

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Fairy's exist to be used as living onaholes.

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>being a furfag

the crappy business model they were using probably contributed massively to the downfall. there was no reason to ever buy anything on the site.

Just put them in the cheapest hotel you fucking casual.

Main got frozen when I was a cheating little shit at 12 abusing the Opera browser exploit.
Loaded up the money tree with a shit ton of rare items and caused pure havoc. Great fucking times.

Only account I have left is 15 years old though, been playing for 20.

Still haven't bothered to try and get a SUAP Avatar or MSPP Avatar.

Wish I had a place to sell my Neocash items, I got a shit ton of rare ones.
Bonus MME 1, Attack of the revenge BG, some mystery capsules you can't get anymore.

Still love hoping on once in awhile, used to restock like a mad mother fucker.

Remember the day I nabbed an ARGHH DONNA stamp. The hype was through the roof

Fuck stamp collecting though

Also if you're gonna draw porn, Fountain and Soup Faerie FFS

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I'll draw her sucking a fat dick and leaving green lipstick marks all over it just for you, user.

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Xandra was right you fucko.
PETRIFY THE FEY
RACE WAR NOW

Although it was sort of janky, this game was based and better than it had any right to be. Only real flaw outside of the shit cutscenes is the point of no return that strips you away from the cool fucking massive world and drops you in that ruined kingdom I forget the name of.

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>tfw used to scam children out of their accounts and stash of NP, then use their accounts to further spam the boards with scams and get them frozen
Amazing how people will give their info away with the promise of a "free item". Made millions doing it and they never got my main account

Who else /madlad/ here?

my account was hacked over 10 years ago and my pets were thrown into the pound
tried to get it back but the support was shit since my original info was fucken changed when it was hacked! so it didnt match what they had......

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>be me
>be 12
>farmed games all day every day to buy map pieces
>play altador introduction event
>lose all interest
>now
>miss it fondly, want to go do stuff again but forgot account details

God, that sounds great.

Here's a hard truth: This is better than Ocarina of Time.
Here's a harder truth: Fuck trying to get all chests in the game for 100% completion without a guide and preplanning for each Act.

that fucking Altador strategy game was hard as fuck for my child brain

My childhood account was straight-up deleted. I never broke any rules and it worked fine when I stopped playing. I guess they just wipe ancient accounts that aren't accessed in ages.

That would be good, because Neopets got breached back in 2016.

>2011+8
>still playing the inferior virtual pet game

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Sad.

Those were the best Happy Meal toys of all time. I remember thinking how cool it was that they even had so many different paint brush colors for them.

but does this game have sexy fairies

>tfw used to literally go down lists of names on the message boards and the trading post and guess peoples passwords just using a couple of the most common passwords
i literally made tens of millions. you wouldn't believe how many people had their password as something like "cheese" or "legolas"

>got catfished fucking hard once when I played this game as a kid

lol damn, I truly was a retard

>was

Better than OoT? This game is unironically better than 99% of Zelda games and other denizens of its vague genre. It's insane how many people overlook how great this game is. It's got some weird shit like the cutscenes, bad combat as Roberta (only really relevant until you can swap back to Tor), and some annoying enemies, but it's basically just the Elder Scrolls but not shit.

unironically have been playing this game since 2005 and have a 300+ statted pet and like 100m on-hand with various other decades-old collectibles.

Post Fairies.

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No not really

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This sounds unbelievable to me but that's why I suspect you may be right, you couldn't make this up. I'm definitely interested in seeing it for myself.

Neopets was like the pre-microtransaction of its day.
>tfw best way for me to make money was to play scratchers/lottos and hope to win
Gambling for kids. Best feeling though was when I finally got to 80k.

>those tabs
Just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your work

The ones in neopets are always god tier thick as fuck mommies with big tits and thighs, not this 8 year old with wings shit. Fuck off seen pedophile

yall dont know about the best neopet

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Thighs are a fairy's most important anatomical feature, after all.

when i joined sometime in the first week someone gave me one of those scratch cards cause they were quiting the game
won 80k
get my account banned, contacted support and told them what happened and got my account back

was quite the experience.

t. furaffinity account holder

not even close

he was my first neopet and i painted him years ago then lost the account

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unironically such a good fucking game user

Based. I had a fire version of this guy as a kid because a random event gave me the paintbrush. Dumbass kid me should've held onto it, didn't find out it was worth a good amount of virtual dosh until later

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i like those hips

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the amount of fur and gays in this game was rampant
one day i just sat behind my cousin looking at this shit and he was moaning to freaking cartoon dragons, creepy as hell

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I remember playing the fuck out of the demo as a kid. I need to see a playthrough of this, the demo was really fuckin cool even if I knew nothing of what I was doing

I bought one for the trex (grarl or something) when it was actually reasonable. Hyper inflation destroyed the fun in this game with auction house autists able to monopolize shit like books of all things. There's no reason a gummy rat should cost a quarter of a million np

In some ways it's actually charming when you look back on it all. On the surface you had a cute game with cute characters geared towards kids, but under the surface there was shit like gambling, stocks, auction houses, and some sort of weird economy monopolized by cutthroat autists and fueled by restocking niggers

>Hyper inflation destroyed the fun in this game
In more ways than one, unfortunately.

I feel like you could write an entire paper on that shit if you're studying economy or some shit. It's absurd how deep it runs.

>the last neopet was released 5 years ago

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Owners not having an actual presence in the game world sure felt strange.

It seems like money will always lead to greed no matter where it is.

Society was a mistake.

Did anyone get the rainbow pool faerie to show up? Never could.

Why bother feeding your pets if they can never die?

The neopet fairies are pure sex.

I bet they designed them that way to try and keep kids from becoming furries.

It doesn't seem to have worked for the most part. Sure helped me out, though. Space is underrated.

>tfw could only afford to feed them from the soup kitchen
Poverty is insane.

>not buying omelettes for like 10 neopoints each and getting three feeds per omelette.
wut

>wasting money on food when the quality of it makes no difference

This was some hardcore shit as a kid

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This fairy needs the D

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My first neopets account was frozen for "scamming" when I posted a thread in the neoboards titled "Want a paintbrush?" with the contents "Yeah, me too!"
I was like 12. still hurts. I miss my zafara.

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I hope she doesn't mind being painted white.

You fucking owned everyone who opened that thread. Worth it.

>when I posted a thread in the neoboards titled "Want a paintbrush?" with the contents "Yeah, me too!"

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To think we used to try out bests to get paintbrushes.

I don't remember much about this game except that the villain gave me one of my early boners

this plus kiko match and EXTREME POTATO COUNTER were my daily moneymakers

I still think a game like Neopets could work out these days, but not in it's current state. I pop on like once a year, and everything is either worse, or just remained the same unchanged for the past 6 years or even longer. Broken stuff everywhere, economy in shambles, systems that still feel like they're in their beta phases. A new game similar to Neopets needs to come around and take over where it left off all those years ago.

this farie is so hot. or is it faerie? either way shes a grade a qt.

My old account got deleted for being inactive, so no.

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Haven’t played A neopet game since that ps2 game from years ago. Darkest fairy. I remember liking it though it wasn’t all perfect.

Did anyone else get stuck at the magical staircase?

neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=5362&week=40
>be me, extremely young
>read this comic when it came out
>very strange feelings
>fast forward to now
>I'm a tranny

Cute! Cute!!

It was supposed to be for college kids who couldn’t have pets.

Never finished this game but got close to the end. Does it emulate well?

I downloaded the list of leaked usernames and passwords and tried to use it to log into my old account. Couldn't log in anyway because of course I don't have access to my throwaway email account from like 13 years ago.

>LED night vision goggles ebay
>ranches near me
Subtle

It's in a weird spot. It's clearly a low budget quick cash grab licensed game full of jank and archaic design choices but it offers a grand sense of adventure with tons of little details that make the world unique.

Visiting the site is such a bizarre experience now, everything feels outdated and even the art doesn't look as good as I thought it did. It needs a good remodelation if they want to survive.

What if they made something like pokemon go but with neopets and not shit.

>got a paintbrush on a secondary account (god knows why I had it)
>want to transfer it to main
>can't send gifts or something
>"I know, I'll put it in the marketplace at 1 NP, quickly switch to my main and buy it before anyone else does!"
You can guess what happened. Jesus Christ I was fucking retarded.

Isn't Neopets owned by the church of Scientology?

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You're not a casual who never beat it without looking up a map, right, user?

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This game was insanely good, but I never finished it because it was also insanely long never mind the clunky movement system. I actually tried to go back and finish it, but my account is gone apparently.

Was until a few years back. Think it got bought by chinks? I remember Yea Forums having a field day during the brief period there was no staff on the forums.

I never looked at a map and I never beat it. I must have spent a couple hundred hours wandering around and getting my ass kicked.

Wow, the same games are still there. Kass Basher and Meerca Chase II and well basically ever game from over a decade ago? How has Neopets not updated and severely overhauled the games? I'm impressed and glad, but it's very surprising.

scientology did nothing wrong, besides jip retards out of money.

I still do from time to time
Game lost a lot of appeal once I started actually learning how to save money and got all my dream pets though

i miss the old art
i mean, look at this
soulless

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How long did that take though?

Too rigid.
On the other hand there's "new" art that is both charming and detailed, like the Tyrannia page, that looks good. The art should strive to be on that level at all times.

Like 2 months desu
I was fucking dumb as a kid, holy shit.

I still haven't figured out how to become neorich really fast and I'm too lazy to learn. Just like real life.

Battledome desu
The stupid ghoulcatcher game if you can deal with doing the stupid level 1 50 times in a row but that fucking sucked

2 months? No way. Almost makes me want to attempt it now.

just learn to restock like everyone else

Whack-a-kass was a daily staple. I still don't know how to get the highest of scores in that game, I always got so damn close.

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Is there a black faerie yet? Space faerie and that island faerie don’t count

I used to want to be a Neopian Times cartoonist so bad as a kid. I would draw in my officially licensed Neopets notebooks different comic ideas, but I never fully completed one and sent it in (partially because I didn’t do digital art and I had no scanner). I was a really shitty artist (still am), but after looking at this and other old comics I think I could have gotten in.

Is Neopets basically the only "virtual pet" website surviving now? There were other people opening websites but they've mostly all died. The only one I can think of that's still around is Subeta

Didn't play much of that, but to this day I'm obsessed with Neoquest II.

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>new avatar released
>only obtainable one day, forever, for 10 hours

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>you can restart on different difficulties
Holy shit, do you get better rewards?

I fucking wish this game made it into a full on mmorpg. It had so much potential and was squandered.

Call me Big Daddy Oberon.
I want to impregnate those "Fairys"

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Remember Neopets mobile with it's exclusive island?

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I JUST WANT MY MOLDY DOG BISCUITS YOU DUMB THOT

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i don't think so
nuria's another brown faerie though

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That was basically the original creators’ plan, I think they said so in one of their AMAs. Things would have been different (for the better) if they went through with it. Maybe Neopets wouldn’t be the walking corpse it is today then.

>not as popular with users as corporate wanted
>shoved aside immediately

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Neopets are currently owned by Knowledge Adventure who turned the Jumpstart series into an MMO.

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Was this game pure RNG or what? I never did figure out but always gambled anyways.

I think so. Never bothered to look it up on wiki sites or anything, though.

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>50 million neopoints
>pet with like 5k stats (the good ones)
>pet also has an extremely common real word name, making it top tier
>best battle equipment
>tons of avatars and trophies
>won a beauty contest

I dont know what else to do lads

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>the creator of ogrin and xweetok designed them out of pure hatred for the scientologists
pretty funny shit, ogrin is my favorite

outta my way fucking poorfags

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that's a cute con artist tho

i cheated so much in this game, autobuyers, kadfeeder, cheating in flash games, you name it
I never got caught but i ended up getting banned because i shitposted too hard on the neoboards

I think so, there might be some laying under the radar, but as far as I know, none have really gotten enough attention that people actually care. The genre sort of died with Neopets.

>LED night vision goggles
>ranches near me

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Krawk is easily the coolest looking pet.

>not maraquan draik
It’s more aesthetic and wasn’t ruined by the conversion, and you still get to shit on poorfags

It's possible, Neopets still has quite a bit of name recognition in the US, it was heavily advertised back in the day, you couldn't avoid it. If they aimed it more toward an adult audience, but still kid friendly too, they might be able to catch some of that nostalgia.

I'm like 80% sure the Baby paintbrush gave me my infantilism fetish

TNT are like jannies on steroids, even mentioning other sites used to get you banned there.

>redeem item code from some promotional thing over 10 years ago
>its been sitting in my safety deposit box
>find it after all this time
>google it to find out the price, see no results
>look up auction sites and stuff but there's no prior sales
>only result I can find is someone asking about it on a neopets cheating site
>"that item was never released and if you were caught with it your account would be permanently banned for suspected hacking into the website"

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Why is the battledome still fucking broken 10 years later? Is it really that difficult to have the two player match-making running?

post it

>autobuyers
gosh, that takes me back.

I never posted on there, but I remember a long time ago, something like 16-17 years ago, simply posting and calling people shit like "stupid", or even discussing topics they didn't particularity like, used to get you banned if you caught a mod on a bad day.

i remember those days. they were fucking super strict and without warning at times.

what item?

>He revisited neopets?
>Domp eet

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items.jellyneo.net/item/21197/

Really makes you think.

>my old account exists
>no fucking clue what the password is
>definitely don't remember what email I used or if it even still exists
wat do

the person who posted that sounds like a "that kid". i bet his uncle works for nintendo

My favorite Neopets bug is the one I like to call "the disappearance bug". Sometimes your items will just, disappear. Spend 5 million on an item? Well you better hope the next time you go to your SDB or your gallery that it didn't decide to just take off. I hadn't played for a couple years, go to my gallery, and half my items were gone. Wasn't hacked, the items just, weren't there.

>be 12
>post in neoboards if someone wanted to trade my green chomby
>everyone was making fun of me

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I don't know why, but I guess it depends on how long ago this was. Chomby used to be rare as shit and everyone wanted one back in the day, people would have lost their mind for that deal.

Yeah I'm in the same position, plus I don't remember what birthday I used so I can't even get past that.

>Chomby day
>managed to adopt one
>feel proud and wanted to show my new precious pet to the world
>make a thread about it
>Everyone's fucking REEing at me because they couldn't get one

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I want to make these fairies worship my nuts ao much that they're completely covered in green and pink lipstick marks by the time I cum

>Looking for lewd faerie art.
>Paheal is full of furry.
>/trash/ is what it is.
>VidyaArt only has three pics NP pics in general and none of 'em are faeries.
Why does it feel like it's impossible to find 'em, Yea Forums?

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Anyone remember those Ice/Pirate cave games? Shit was fun from what I remember, especially the level editor.

>tfw blessed with a Fountain Faerie Quest

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Because the faeries are pretty plain, honestly. Outside of one or two, they just look like bland Barbies with fairy wings, living in a Barbie fairy play set.

Draw Soup Faerie, you fucking faggot.

good feel.

grundo best pet
whack a kass, faerie bubbles, and meerca chase
that newer one with snowager is pretty good too

yeti pls go

neopets.com/desert/thelostheirloom
OwO
what's this?

>visiting a friend at her house as a kid
>we’re neofrends, talk about the game a lot
>she’s playing on her computer while I watch and dick around in her room
>suddenly fountain faerie quest
>both of us start freaking out
>she wastes it on painting her tuskanniny sketch, but this was in ~2004 so who cares
I want to go back. She eventually got her account frozen for neomailing me song lyrics with the world “hell” in them.

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I know a guy who used the comment system in the battledome to tell an NPC something rude and got perma-silenced

>She eventually got her account frozen for neomailing me song lyrics with the world “hell” in them.
Jeez, how the heck did I not get banned?

I e-mailed them about the birthday issue with my user and password and they actually gave it to me. Saved my account of 13+ years. TNT are still based in some form.

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checked 4 or 5 years ago to find out account deleted for inactivity. shucks
>rping on forums with likely pedophiles
>fighting siblings for computer time
>SECRET LAB
>TCG wtf? still have some cards
>trading post being either godly for scamming or autists with 5000% price hikes
>wondering wtf a stock market is

I haven’t played in a year or two, and apparently my accounts were frozen “for my protection” (my info was probably in that data breach, plus I have old accounts and some valuable looking pets). Do I have any chance of getting them back if I do the support song and dance? I remember the support team used to be 90% unhelpful, but I never dealt with this myself and don’t know know if it’s changed.
I feel like it would be pretty possible if I had asked when it first happened, but because of my hiatus I don’t know when that was.

Wow, yeah, game was dope
Forgot,
>refreshing the pound 100x a minute to see anyone who has lab and gave up morphed pets

>Didn't know jack shit about stock and always sold them after 3 days when they hit 5 due to thinking they're crashing and worth nothing now
/biz/ would of been proud of me.

For me, it's sick Aisha.

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Anyone remember the exploitable, long removed, Hotwheels minigame?

I miss the TCG.

Was the format unique or did they take it from another card game?

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Yes, you get different items (battledome weapons) as rewards for clearing higher difficulties. The neopoint rewards also go up but that's not as big as the weapons. They were worth a couple hundred thousand a decade or so ago.

I played that shit on dial-up where moving would take 10 seconds to load each page.

Gimme Aisha gf

Did they ever release Neoschools? That was the biggest meme back in the day.

There was a day in Neopet's history where people figured out some of the HTML strings worked on the forums. Specifically, the [NAME] string that would display the username of whoever was logged in i.e "Hi [NAME], welcome to Neopets!"

People then started making threads on the forums using this, making it seem that everyone was talking about you. If your username was Bob69, you would see threads like "OMG Bob69 is so hot!", "I want to meet Bob69 in person", "Bob69 is a scammer" etc. etc.

Made a lot of kids (myself included) freak out and think they had gone viral somehow.

Fyora can get it desu

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I remember this shit, lmao. Freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid

Anyone know if there's a decent rom of this? My dickhead brother sold our copy to Gamestop a few years back but I've wanted to play it for a long ass time

MAKE WAY FAGGOTS, UNIRONICALLY THE BEST VIDYA MUSIC IN THE PAST DECADE COMING THROUGH
youtube.com/watch?v=81erbsEMULY

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I lost my neopets account when I was in middle school, when I first discovered the forums. There was a thread asking "Do you like Justin Bieber?", and I responded "No, he is gay."

I was permabanned and lost all my millions, all my neopets, everything. I told my sister I lost the email to the account out of shame.

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Did anyone else just sit at the pound refreshing to see if you could get a rare pet? I remember being able to snag one of these guys once.

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I have a ROM kicking around so I know it exists. I'm not sure how well it emulates though. I tried like 4 years ago and it had a game breaking emulator bug (ixi spearmen infinite locked you into an animation and during the mandatory fight with two of them its impossible to avoid), but other than that it ran okay. It miiight be fine to emulate now?