Adafags on suicide watch

LEON YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT OF THIS SHIT. YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK MY SISTER AND HAVE A BIOLOGICAL CHILD. I CAN'T HAVE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE ENDING BECAUSE OF AN ADOPTION

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There's the meme. Nice one, user.

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Why doesn't Chris just have a child?

Sounds like thats what you wished happened, faggot

the steriods he took to punch boulders made his nuts shrivle up into rasins.
Denying him the honor of continuing the redfeild lineage

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Always gives me a laugh.

COME ABOARD AND BRING ALONG

Haven't played the game yet, but I just want to ask if Sherry still gets tentacle raped by her dad.

Please, my dick needs to know.

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What the fuck was Sherry's problem? Both of her parents JUST died.

>Chris was successful
Based

He can't fuck his sister

I can’t believe Ada is the drunken wreck in this timeline who
>*stunbles in*
LEEEEEONNNNMMMMMNNNN

Too stronk, he breaks all the women he fucks

Jill is sterile and he has a serious case of oneitis.

>have to settle for a remake
lmao

Ehh, Claire really isn't all that bad. Leon just needs to run her through the carwash on the way home then give her a raw deep dicking so Chris will stfu. Leon and Sherry will probably have a ton of fun raising an adult autistic woman.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LEON PLEASE

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Only played RE4 where does Chris shipping Leon and Claire come from?

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>webm
I thought Claire lived happily ever after with Leon and Sherry. What happened to Claire? Did Leon leave her or something?

She literally got nowayfag'd to another continent

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>PRESS X TO PUNCH BOULDER

Oh no no no no no.

>Leon takes Claire on a "second" date, according to her
>they finally go to the amusement park she has been trying to drag him to for months
>they go to the ferris wheel first
>Claire is surprisingly calm in it. It's like it gives her peace as she looks out the window and admires the world around her
>Leon silently waits for it to be done with, glad that Claire isn't autistically screeching for once
>They get off
>"Leon! Leon! Let's go ride the rollercoaster!"
>Leon says "Alright." and takes her by the hand
>Claire immediately freezes in position as this happens
>Starts blushing and giggling
>Leon lets out a slight smile, takes her trembling hand on his own as they head for the line
>Claire looks up and sees how big the rollercoaster is
>"L-L-Leon... I-I don't think i w-want to go there anymore..."
>"Okay, i have an idea"
>Leon takes her to the children's rollercoaster, which is way smaller
>He convinces the guys in charge of security to let the two of them ride on it just once
>The entire time Claire is going "WHOOPIE! YAHOOOO!"
>During one of the small loops Claire instinctively hugs Leon's arm
>he gets caught by surprise
>brushes it off, but can't help but notice how warm her body feels
>next up, the bumper cars
>Claire is actually really good at driving, but she keeps chasing Leon and audible laughs are heard every time she crashes into his car
>by the end of it, Leon is the one who's laughing
>the night is quickly approaching, Leon says it's about time they leave
>"Awwwnnn, but it w-was so fuuuun!"
>"Okay, okay, Leon! Leon l-let's eat c-cotton candy then!"
>he obliges
>Claire happily follows him as they walk to his car
>Leon opens the trunk, searching for another one of his leather jackets. A cold night seems to be approaching
>Suddenly he feels two soft arms embracing him from behind
>It's Claire, she presses her chest against his back and pulls him closer
>"T-Thank you for t-today... N-No one was ever t-this nice to me. Others always say i-i'm a... a burden"

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Dante made Chris infertile.

>Claire said that while sobbing quietly, trying to hold back tears
>It broke his heart
>It actually got to his core
>He felt guilty. He thought that himself once.
>And then he remembers
>He remembers all the times he wished he had somebody there for him
>He remembers all the calls Claire gave him and he didn't return
>He remembers every single drip of whiskey that went down his throat
>He remembers when he thought he had nothing or no one to fight for
>He remembers how painful being lonely was. Claire knew this as much as he did.
>But most important of all, he remembers today. He remembers how that was his first smile in a long while, the first time he laughed, the first time he could just appreciate the world around him. The first time he wasn't alone. Since God knows when.
>And it was all thanks to her, being just the way she was.
>Leon let the hug sink in for a moment, and then grabbed her arms and turned around slowly
>"No, Claire. Thank you. For everything."
>He gently wipes a single tear dropping down her (now red) cheek with this thumb
>And for that moment only, she looked like the most genuine and cute thing he'd ever see.
>And as he looked at her lips, he saw that some Cotton Candy got on the corner of her mouth.
>"There's something on your face. Let me take care of that, will you?"
>Leon once again brings his thumb to her face, getting rid of the leftover cotton candy
>He can't control his urge to caress her lips while doing so. They feel warm.
>Claire lets out a quiet giggle again. And Leon is just hypnotized by that innocent little woman in front of him.
>He then stops himself before doing anything he might regret
>But he also recalls how he doesn't want that feeling of being alone in that broken mess of a world anymore
>"Alright. Dinner is on me tonight, ma'am."
>"Ma-mawhat? O-Okay then! Is that a d-dessert?"
>"...Let's go." Leon says as he gets in the car.

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Claire fucks off to look for her brother. She doesn't show up again chronologically until Revelations 2.

Leon gets blackmailed by the US goverment to work for them as a special agent under the threat of them killing Sherry if he doesn't. This on top of him wanting to only fuck Ada set him up for life-long depression.

Sherry gets experimented by the US goverment and later becomes an agent herself. She becomes a super-human due to G-Virus compatability, having all the perks with none of the cons, and hooks up with Wesker's bastard son who also is a super-human.

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>Leave us alone
>Just go
jesus christ leon

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Fuck off making her borderline retarded is cheap and lame

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Found Chris

He doesn't. Yea Forums is just memeing like usual.

>Claire fucks off to look for her brother. She doesn't show up again chronologically until Revelations 2.

Code Vernoica dipshit.

They grow so fast

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That wrestling thing is tomorrow, right?

Fuck, I thought that was the Shadman font for a second.

Kek

>Apparently all restaurants Leon knew (not that many) were closed that night
>He decided it would be better if he did the cooking
>They arrive at his house
>Claire trips as she gets off the car, twisting her ankle
>She also eats a mouthful of dirt on the way down
>Starts crying
>Leon hurries to her rescue
>He picks her up, puts one of her arms over his shoulder and gets her home safely
>Claire is still crying
>Leon gets her a handkerchief
>He asks if it's hurting, she replies with a "Y-Yes", trying to hold back tears
>Leon tries to be quick as he runs to the bathroom and gets an analgesic gel for her
>Carefully takes off her boots
>"It'll feel cold, okay? But it'll help in healing your ankle!"
>Leon applies the gel and gives her ankle a gentle massage
>After a while, Claire stops crying
>Leon continues the massage for a few more minutes, focused on making sure she won't be bothered by that injury anymore
>He notices how good her skin feels, and how touching her was now making his heart beat slightly faster
>It's better to stop now
>Leon looks up
>Claire had fallen asleep on the chair, looking like an angel in peace
>Leon looked at the clock, it was 10PM
>He shrugged.

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CV and Degeneration

>RedF

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They could fix that by having a child of their own and letting Sherry be a big sister!

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I imagine it's a joke about the original, mind explaining it please?

Running along the walls helps you avoid zombies. The joke is that Leon was so close to the wall it fucked his head up.

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this is the only chris that I'll recognize as chris

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Haha, yes, I got it, I'm glad.
Thank you for everything user, wish you a good day or night.

Tank controls, sometimes you just slide on the wall while avoiding or trying to make your character walk straight.
The joke here is probably how the author found it unrealistic and now half of Leon's head is gone.

they're gonna do just that

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Now I want short haired Claire.

what about the code veronica cg cutscene version of chris
youtu.be/8jRUO2VEpUM?t=413

Doest she have a canon boyfriend or something?

Leon is doing capcom version of no way fag

She had John, which is just some Umbrella scientist she fucked for info before RE2. After that she probably had a bunch of Johns, because that's a spy's job.

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>toilet in the laundry
what fresh hell is this?

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New canon retcons it, now in new timeline Claire and Leon never split

more

Yeah pretty sure capcom is retconning this mess of a story

Was leon just another John?

>just a scientist she fucked for info
>carry around picture of the two of them
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Wrong. The old RE2 also ended with a cinematic where Leon said "It's up to US to defeat Umbrella" and this ending pic still happens afterward meaning Claire fucked up royally sometime after they left Racoon City but before they met the police/military

Ada only kissed him to get the g virus. Then she didnt shoot him because she didnt hqve bqlls to kill an innocent

Based Dante only cares about putting up a show

Didnt happen in the remake. Perhaps they wont blow up Racoon city so early in the franchise

This shit was dumb even back then. Nobody would ever be so dramatic as to shout at the person you just survived hell with to go away.

>Guess they weren't having dinner that night
>Leon picked her up on his arms and started bridal carrying her to the guests's room
>He carefully placed her on the bed and covered her with blankets. It was a really cold night after all
>As he was about to leave, he heard her sleepy voice crying out his name
>"L-Leon... I'm sorry i f-feel asleep l-like that... It was p-past my bedtime..."
>"It's alright. Guess it's kind of a slow night anyway. My hands must've felt pretty good, huh?", he teased
>"Y-Yeah... they did... thanks" Claire said, turning her gaze away from him and feeling her cheeks heat up
>"Well, goodnight then!" he said, turning to leave once again
>"L-Leon, wait!"
>"Now that i'm a-awake..." Claire said, barely managing to get the words out of her throat
>"It's... hard for me to fall asleep again..."
>"See... i'm used to... uh... h-hahahahah..." She laughed awkwardly, ashamed of what she was going to say next
>"Leon, c-could you read me a... b-bedtime story?"
>All he could do was sigh and nod.

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LEON

I AM RHRIS CEDFIELD

CLAIRE IS A PERFECT FEMALE OF BREEDING AGE AND WOULD MAKE AN OUTSTANDING WIFE. PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND MARRY HER AND HAVE KIDS WITH HER. HER HANDSOME BROTHER CHRIS IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MARTY HIS SISTER SO YOU BETTER HURRY UP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

LEOOON

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Anyone else notice Chris is really fucking slow in the wrestling matches?

in the original RE2, if you check her gun after that scene, it's empty. She couldn't shoot even if she tried

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More

I read this and all I can think is that Chris is hiding in the closet talking to Claire via a tiny speaker in her ear and telling her what to say.

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>Leon went back to his room and looked for the chest where he kept his childhood possessions
>he opened it and looked for the first children's book he could find
>as he took it to Claire, her face instantly lit up in another one of "those" smiles of her
>this time, though, it felt different. It warmed his heart to look at her genuine happiness
>"I-I've never heard of t-that one before!"
>"Probably because it's pretty old. I think this book has been around my family for generations. It was my father's."
>"L-Leon... how does it f-feel to have a father?", Claire asked, with a curious yet slightly sad tone on her voice
>God, that one fucking hurt him. He couldn't even imagine what she went through with the loss of her parents at a young age. How could he explain?
>"It feels nice, Claire. But the important part of it is having people looking out for you. People who care about you. And you've always had your brother for that."
>"Y-Yeah...", she answered, with a quiet voice
>"And me, Claire. You can count on me, okay?"
>"O-Okay" Again she turned her face away from his eyes
>As he started reading the story, with a soothing voice, Claire fell asleep quickly
>"I think i'm good at this" Leon joked to himself. He put the book away and, without even noticing, started admiring the woman in front of him in her sleep
>Her controlled breath
>Her beautiful face
>Her wet, warm lips he remembered touching
>Her soft skin
>...
>Leon's mind started going blank as he suddenly felt the urge to sleep next to her
>He thought about all his lonely nights, fueled by whiskey and shitty action movies
>And what he saw in front of him, was the light at the end of the tunnel. The way out from that life of suffering. It was like Claire Redfield was shining right in front of him, and he wasn't sure of what to do
>"You know what", he thought. "I might need her more than she needs me."

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So...you finally caught me Red handed. You got me. I was Mister X the whole time. You're probably wondering why, though. Well, you see...it was all an elaborate attempt to fix everything. Help everyone. The method may have seemed unusual and bizarre but as you can see...it's been working.

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That sounds familiar.

Has anyone done a mod permanently plastering the NWF smirk on Leon's model?

>"Ah, nigga, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get dick in you. Oh, better yet, maybe Leon'll call your dog ass if he stops fuckin' with that Mercenary or Spy he fucking with. Nigga."

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>Leon took off his jacket and shoes
>He carefully got himself a place on the bed, trying not to wake Claire up
>He then covered himself with the same blankets he had put over her, and turned around as to not face Claire while she was sleeping
>It was good enough being beside her. Anything else and he might regret it later
>Going to sleep was finally something good for him. Before, it just had meant the start of another shitty day. Maybe he'd have to kill a bunch of people or chase Ada around some more. Maybe he'd be lucky to die. Not tonight. Tonight, that woman peacefully sleeping there had made him feel special.
>When he could almost feel his consciousness fading, he was caught off guard by an arm enveloping him, and a firm pair of breasts pressing against his back
>he was being spooned
>by a woman
>Claire Redfield was being the big spoon to him
>and she was still asleep
>"How do i deal with that?" he thought, still in shock
>Leon didn't move for a good 5 minutes or so before he thought of his next move
>"I don't."
>He moved his right hand up, and started caressing Claire's
>They intertwined fingers as she whispered "Leon... Take care of me..."
>She was STILL asleep. Apparently dreaming.

This wasn't supposed to turn out like this. It'd have a "bad"/funny ending but it's actually getting to my heart and i don't know if i can do it anymore

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Exactly as planned.

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>As he heard that, Leon tightened his grip on her hand
>His heart was almost jumping out of his chest now
>He certainly couldn't fall asleep like that
>15 minutes or so went by, and Claire suddenly reacted
>She moved her hand to the side of her body
>Leon was relieved
>He knew what would make him more comfortable
>He turned around and thought "I'm the man here, ain't i?"
>He put one arm under her shoulder, and another over her stomach and slowly embraced her
>He could now feel Claire's breath on his chest, and it filled his soul with happiness
>And just like that, he was now asleep too.

that's it for tonight, might continue it sometime if i feel like it, it's not really my thing but for some reason it's really getting to me this time

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that was wonderfully autistic

that's the point

t.Chris

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Reminder that Claire lusts for BTC (Big Tyrant Cock)

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>Claire is trying to look like Ada nowadays, wearing her hair short and dressing in full red

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