Owning pets

Can't you just watch it on Netflix?

adopt pets with no teeth left

>uncharted 4
nothing of value was lost

Once my bunny nudged my pile of DS boxes and knocked them over.
>Owning large pets

I own pets but I keep them at my ranch were they are way happier

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You think that's bad? Wait until you pop open your ps4 slim to dust out the fan after having it for 2 years only to find the goddamned thing caked in dog hair FUCK

Is your floor ok?

>keeping valuables where your pet can get to them

>Based pupper protecting you from shit games
You should be thankful.

Is that what your parents told you? Your pet is gonna move out to the ranch with grandpa where it can be happy?

It's a damn shame this wasn't the first post

did they film this with a phone for behind the scenes stuff or is that how hollywood movies look like in 2019

Based dog bullying the consolefag

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I guess you could say it was a naughty dog

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Based pets who have great taste in video games

>having a gf

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What the fuck is this movie about? Why are they allowing a bunch of randoms record what is basically the entire movie.

Only untrained mutts do that

CARLOS

Your dog just saved 30 hours of your life

Its just a game. Don't hurt the dog

its deep
plebs like you will never understand it

looks like the pet owned you

God fucking damn it

>getting mad over 7 bucks

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>pulls out 3ds

I'm pretty sure that's faked, nothing was plugged in and he was a memer.

Fucking underrated

good dog.

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>not teaching your dog
There are no bad dogs, just bad "owners".
And pitbulls, fuck those nigger dogs

>deep
What someone says when they spent too much money on an liberal major and no job prospects to show for it.

Someone should make a new advice animal.
Misunderstood Good Guy Dog.

>owning a pet that you don't train to not destroy your house
I agree OP, people that don't take care of and properly train their pets shouldn't own one

Checkmate, you animal hating sociopath.

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"Leaks" are often intentional to try to drum up bottom-up interest in the product.

It's only an interactive movie and you've already watched...

That dog has good taste

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Those are no randos.

Based pupper protecting its owner

what's it like actually having a gf?

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>naughty dog

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yeah it's a skit by tomska

Pitbulls are cute!

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>have a cat
>have to put black out curtains he can't see through over a window because he doesnt understand the concept of glass and kept jumping into it try to get the birds in the tree next to the window

I expected a baby up there

They add the HD in later

If there was then the dog could've probably jumped twice that height.

You have to go back.

Back? Back where?
Back...to the future!

Underrated post.

They need to add this to resident evil

reminder

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>people still don't know how to train their dogs
>Let their dogs walk all over them and show no dominance
>Baby talk and other bullshit

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You can baby talk, but you don't fucking baby talk them right after scolding them. That's what most owners do.
I spit in my dog's food sometimes just so he knows who's boss and he fucking knows it.

I know bro!
Sometimes I fuck my dog whenever it looks at me funny.
Direct eye contact is a challenge

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Fucking based.

What's the worse is the "training" programs the petstores hold. I can over hear the trainer and they're just setting these people up to fail.
>Treat a light spank or tap as worse than Hitler status
>Positive reinforcement the whole damn time even when the dog is misbehaving
>Don't let the people know if they're not listening or chewing your shit up they are not showing respect and view you as the alpha
Don't go Fist of the North Star on the dog but as my brother of melanin said "don't be your bitches bitch"

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