At what age did you grow up from pokemon?
At what age did you grow up from pokemon?
Ryder Martin
Zachary Lewis
gen 3
Cooper Howard
I didnt
Alexander Peterson
Justin actually started making some public posts last month for the first time in several years.
He hasn't lost anything to time.
Brody Price
6yo after Gen 1
Jacob Miller
he looks almost the same
Adrian Moore
>132lbs
I don't know, he ought to be able to wriggle out from under that. It kind of seems like he's choosing not to.
Joshua Robinson
My wife reshiram was captured by a team who's capturing legendary pokemon, I need to go save her :(
Jayden Rodriguez
I never got into Pokemon and I was even exposed to both waves of popularity. I lived in Asia when it first got popular in Japan then I moved to North America just before it got popular there.
It wasn't that good. I'm only guessing people in NA got so hyped for it because they were only ever exposed to DBZ prior, whereas in Asia we had shittons of similar animes marketed towards selling toys to kids like Lets & Go and the rest.
Jack Jenkins
I envy this guy's intricate sexual fantasies. I bet he has the best cums.
Owen Bennett
autistic kino
Thomas Johnson
Gen 7, Fuck Alola and fuck Gofags
Robert Gomez
I wonder what his parents think of him
Hudson James
Is this man happy?
Noah Walker
SING WITH ME RESHIRAM
John Parker
Jose Garcia
LUBBY CHUDDER
Kayden Anderson
He’s been posting non stop on ekas for years.
Matthew Clark
3rd gen
Then I started with MH on PSP in 2007
Haven't grown out of that yet, probably never will since it's not a kids franchise
Zachary Baker
>I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach
fucking lost it within the first sentence, good shit
Jeremiah Russell
Yeah i recently bought pokemon x, and i gotta say i was pretty disappointed.
I only played platinuim when it came out but man was the gameplay always this fucking boring?
Especially at the beginning, all you do is spam a to get over the fight asap. Its just so fucking boring.
Chase Robinson
The burger poster always gets me
Brandon Wilson
RESHIRAM AND JUSTIN
TOGETHER FOREVER
TOGETHER FOREVER
TOGETHER FOREVER
David Murphy
youtube.com
"Oh, lucky me..... it is getting ready to poop...." *triumphant music playing*
Gavin Green
>The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion of sexual business.
Gavin Butler
At what age did you grow out of boobs?
Oh, wait. You didn't? That's right; things intended for children can also be enjoyed by adults.
Fuck off.
Matthew Johnson
Im 35 and i bought Switch just to play the main pokegame
Too bad Go and Quest were insanely easy
LetsGo is my second game where i got shiny charm/caught everything. Furst was xy
I already filled my Ultra Moon with clones. They waiting for the day of transfer
Jordan Murphy
I didn't but the series went to shit post gen 5
Brayden James
That one user was right. His writing style is similar to computer code
Christopher Jones
so does this guy actually have like seriousl mental illnesses? his face strikes me as something being wrong with him.
Easton Cook
i'm sure they're proud of him
Benjamin Roberts
Is this the autism thread?
Aiden Turner
Autism.
Aaron Carter
Samuel Reed
He's got actual autism, not the internet kind where you like wierd things, but the real deal.
Elijah Morgan
>yearly reminder that pamperchu died doing what he loved, using shat used diapers and getting ass cancer from it
Brayden Morris
Justin knows computer
youtube.com
Benjamin Stewart
I'm a little jealous of how blissfully unaware these people are.
Alexander Flores
Emerald game
Robert Wright
Mental disabilities and the sex drive meeting together produces some very, very weird things. I kind of feel bad for the bastards at times.
Luke Perez
TURN THAT SHIT UP
John King
That fucking face when I read
>pee in my mouth
wew wee
Samuel Jackson
Adam Taylor
Tyler Bennett
Not dead yet.
youtube.com
Alexander Ross
>pamperchu actually kicked the bucket
for real? dude legit looked 12, surprised anything killed him
Samuel Moore
I feel really really bad and there's nothing you could do, it sucks to see people go this way
Wyatt Rodriguez
this dude is so fucking assertive
Austin Rogers
This man is a lyrical genius
Bentley Cooper
I wonder how many people have not realized he is saying "love each other".
Robert Torres
I thought he beat the cancer
Jeremiah Robinson
Anyone here recently have a run in with those crazy Aztec shamans recently? I swear the police need to do something about this shit, them and their piss curses are getting out of control
Sebastian Thomas
>surprised a dude who ate used diapers didnt live long
Cameron Bennett
holy shit I swear i read some compelling shit saying how he got some urethra damage or something from wearing used (not by him) diapers
guess the reports about his demise where exagerated
John Myers
>We're gonna stealz it all :)
Ian Powell
>the internet is too engaged in political shitflinging to give us many specimens of autism these days
I miss bronies, unironically.
Austin Gutierrez
I think Diamond/Pearl was the last one I actually finished. The last one I bought was X/Y and didn't play more than 2 hours.
Jeremiah Wood
Severe autism. It's pretty clear in the deranged way he is writing and speaking (very simplified, repetitive sentences), his obsessive behaviour and the complete lack of self-awareness.
Carter Peterson
user, he's mentally disabled. There was nowhere to go but down. All you can do is set them up so that they don't fall down further.
The ones you should be mad at are his parents for not monitoring his internet, knowing he likes weird shit.
Blake Foster
I'm sending every autism picture in this thread to my sister.
Jordan Moore
Oh my fucking god
Eli Scott
This dude speaks like a 7 year old giving a book report in their language arts class early in the morning and it's fucking disturbing me
Cooper Ross
Nononono, that happened. I just don't think he's died from it yet.
Noah Rogers
what
Aiden Cruz
he's a total chad. wish i had his confidence
Jason James
Tell her I say hello and want to know if she needs a girlfriend free boy
Kevin Davis
No, he's still very much alive.
Nicholas Bennett
imagine the smell
Ryan Hernandez
He's mentally 7 years old, or at least not mentally older than 10.
Jaxson Gonzalez
You guys remember the delitized guy?
Kayden Brown
Elijah Foster
Most fetishes I can understand even if they aren't my cup of tea. But diaperfags need to burn.
Nathaniel Flores
Does justin have a job?
Matthew Morales
I will foreverial remember
Justin Young
Unfortunately these are the only 3 I have
Brayden Lewis
>this dude cheats on his imaginary waifu furry wife
Nigga even wears a ring as seen in could this be the king of autists?
Zachary Nelson
>Foreverial Tiedup Jake, Rope Mummified permanently and enjoying it
Hunter Anderson
Jaxon Smith
Joseph Lewis
classic.
Owen Fisher
What the fuck.
Also i fully expect that he maintains a list of all those 'justin facts'
Cooper Russell
Fucking brutal
Brandon Allen
>Justin Fact # 233563
I don't doubt for a moment that this he seriously has at least 240000 of these
Sebastian Wright
Dremora Markynaz btfo
Tyler King
Luke Morales
This is actually demonic sounding.
Mason Hill
>However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach.
Jackson Turner
Why?
Camden Wright
Seems a tad inefficient.
Jacob Perez
my all time favorite
Landon Morgan
It wasn't till my sophomore year on HS sadly.
Connor Stewart
Juan Barnes
Thomas Anderson
DONT
FUCKING
REMIND ME
Liam Ward
there's a fuckton on his fb. they're all public
Hunter Davis
She likes laughing at autists too.
Caleb Stewart
I never really understood he's getting off on writing this stuff until now
Carter Cook
Did you give her my message user
Was she interested
Anthony Martinez
kek
Connor Lee
She sounds pretty based.
Hunter Murphy
Jace Miller
It's all the same person.
Kayden Richardson
She's only 13, and no, she's not interested in autists.
Jordan Watson
>Lives in Paw Paw, Michigan
Fuck, this guy lives close. Too close.
Gavin Reed
Julian Bell
>1901614
send pictures of her feet
Liam Davis
There’s something really uniquely horrifying about the mix of crude MS paint art, poor spelling and grammar, the fucked up grotesque bodily horror, and the implication that the creator is aroused by all this.
Dylan Reyes
>Coolidge
please, PLEASE tell me he's related to Calvin Coolidge somehow
Christopher Campbell
>only six feet
what the fuck, why do the movies portray these birds as fuckhueg
Leo Diaz
chad
Samuel Watson
what if they're autistic as he is? like that episode of south park where we see timmy's parents
Joshua Butler
They're compared to Japanese children.
Lucas Phillips
If I had a billion dollars I'd let this guy design enemies in my video game.
Michael Morris
>tfw can't tell if this is satire or he's legitametly this autistic.
Either way at-least he's clearly comfortable with his sexuality i guess.
Colton Gray
The anime protrays pokemon sizes all over the place. Charizard is a manlet according to the dex, but big enough to ride in the show. Furrent is enormous in the games, but just an ordinary longboi on TV.
Don't worry about it too much because Gamefreak sure doesn't.
Matthew Morris
I don't.
Jackson Davis
alpha as FUCK
Julian Edwards
Oliver Kelly
You fucking brainlet, furret is 5'11 LONG from HEAD TO TAIL TIP, not TALL. Goddammit.
Dominic Rodriguez
His music is creepy. At first I laughed at it, but then I worried wondering if that’s what plays in hell
Dominic Butler
The intestine dripping bloody shit onto the ground is a real nice touch
Easton Scott
Long Pokemon are measured head to tail, not toe to top. Arbok, for example, isn't taller than a building, just a longboi.
Luis Martin
>anus and genitalia are visible
>facebook still hasnt deleted it yet
Angel Bennett
If this is satire, the man is devoted to his craft
Nathan Moore
I'M A FURRY
YOU'RE A FURRY TOO
FURRY FURRY
YIFF ME
David Green
You don't go into the stat-specifics and political implications of fucking a flame atronach from oblivion unless you have real actual autism.
James Sanchez
Let me read to you a story Yea Forums. This is a real fanfiction Justin wrote called "Anything for a Corvette"
Jenna: Hey, there Justin Coolidge, there is a horny female Moltres over there that has been itching for sexual intercourse with human, I dare you to satisfy that Moltres.
Justin: what's in it for me?
Jenna: you know that 'shiny' Corvette you've always wanted? I'll use my yesterday's casino winnings to buy it for you! You must do EVERYTHING that the Moltres wants to do sexually. It likes more than just intercourse...
Justin: Corvette!!!!! my life long dream car!!! I never been able to afford one myself! This is like my only chance like EVER to get one!!! It would be worth it, I accept your offer! I will perform sexual activities with that Moltres!!!
Jenna: you'll need this...
Narrator: Jenna gives Justin a small electronic device
Jenna: this device will covert Moltres's screeches into English speech so You can understand what Moltres wants you to do. you must not stop until Moltres says she's satisfied, and this Pokemon wants alot! good luck!
Narrator: Justin walks over to the Moltres.
Justin: hey there Moltres, my name is Justin Coolidge. I hear you want to perform sexual activites with a human?
Moltres: Screeech, yes you are correct!
Justin: I will satisify that, I will perform Sexual activities with you!!!
Moltres: screeech, Ok! I am so happy!!! but first, I would feel more comfortable to perform sexual activites at my home, Fire Island!
Justin: that is 500 miles away, how are we going to get there?
Moltres: screeech, I will trasport you, you ride my back and I will fly you to Fire Island!!
Narrator: Justin gets on Moltres's back and moltres flies up into the air, Justin rides Moltres until they reach Fire Island.
Justin: Ok, Moltres, Lets begin! what first?
Moltres: screeech, the first is rather simple, I want to facesit you for the first 30 minutes!
Brody Jackson
>Tfw that's how I write and talk
Holy shit I think I have autism. Kill me
Luke Murphy
That ferret is 6 feet long? Holy shit
Ian Brooks
>he's really into facesitting
Easton James
Narrator: Justin thinks this is a rather odd request. even though he knows Moltres wants more than just intercourse, he didn't think it would be this way out there. Justin agrees to Moltres facesitting him because doing everything Moltres wants was part of the deal, and Justin lays on the ground.
Justin: Ok, Ready Moltres!
Narrator: Moltres sits on Justin's face. Moltres's butt is against Justin's face.
Narrator: 10 minutes into Moltres facesitting Justin... Moltres has a request.
Moltres: screeech, for the rest of the 20 minutes of me facesitting you, Justin, I want you to keep licking my butt, and not just the cheeks, the butt-hole too...
Narrator: Justin starts licking Moltres's anus, and continues to lick Moltres's butt for the rest of the 20 minutes of Moltres facesittin him.
Moltres: screeech, time's up, time for the next sexual activity.
Narrator: Moltres gets off of Justin's face.
Justin: Next?
Moltres: screeech, next up, I want you to lick my vagina. Lick it like you love it!!
Narrator: Justin rapidly licks Moltres's vagina.
Narrator: 45 minutes later, Justin still licking Moltres's vagina.
Moltres: Screeech, Now, stick your tongue way up my vagina, as far as it will go!
Narrator: Justin sticks his tongue way up Moltres's vagina. then Moltres releases female ejaculation and quite a bit gets into Justin's Mouth
Moltres: screeech, now swallow all that cumm!
Narrator: Justin swallows Moltres's female ejaculation.
Moltres: Screeech, now for the best part, Intercourse
Justin: Ok, Moltres as you wish!
Jacob Rogers
Maybe. Strange way of talking and writing is one of the more obvious symptoms of autism, but having it doesn't automatically make you an autist.
Read up on autism and see if any other syptoms line up I guess.
Liam Sullivan
Narrator: Justin and Moltres have sexual intercourse for an hour. Moltres: screeech, I Just had an orgasm!!
Narrator: Moltres's vagina squeezes Justin's Penis, followed by a large amount of female ejaculation.
Moltres: screeech, almost done, Justin!! one last request, I will poop upon your face to end it off!!!
Narrator: Justin thinks, "another odd request, first facesitting and now poop related sexual activities, this Moltres has a few fetishes that not everybody has!!! but if I want that Corvette..."
Justin: as you wish Moltres, go ahead and poop on my face.
Moltres: screeech, here it comes!!! there is a lot in there!!!
Narrator: Moltres puts her butt close to Justin's face and poops. a lot of poop comes out onto Justin's face, enough to cover Justin's face completely.
Narrator: Justin gets up, some of Moltres's poop fall off Justin, But his face is still pretty smeared with Moltres's poop.
Moltres: screeech, no time to clean your self up, I will take you back home.
Narrator: Justin rides Moltres back home.
Jenna: I see you're back, Justin!!
Jenna: what happened to your face?
Justin: you don't wanna know!!!!
Jenna: Hey Moltres!! did Justin do everything you say?
Moltres: screeech!! yes, he did! no questions asked! no arguing back either!! It was perfect!! he obeyed EVERY command!!
Moltres: screeech, I thought I would NEVER get to do any of these things with a human!! Thank You so much Justin!!! you made me the happiest Pokemon in the world!!!
Justin: you should than Jenna here!!!
Jenna: Let's go get that Corvette I promised!!!
Narrator: Jenna & Justin go to the car dealership, Justin Picks out a '92 Corvette Convertable and Jenna Pays for it as she promised!!
Justin: AT LAST!!!! my very own Corvette!!!! I had to have sexual relations with a Moltres, but at least I have a Corvette!!!
THE END!!!
Austin Phillips
Post more Justin
Bentley Martin
user please do not post that ever again
Jackson Gonzalez
This is Yea Forums, it's full of autists and autists with a decent set of external circumstances that have left them in denial about their autism.
This place is hailed by the mainstream media as a cesspool for all kinds of refuse from nazis, to hackers, to trolls, forget what it actually is, if you come here knowing its reputation, you're autistic because you value your own interests over the cultural zeitgeist.
And no, you aren't a sociopath, you're just autistic and tolerated by other people.
Joshua Jones
>Narrator: Justin sticks his tongue way up Moltres's vagina. then Moltres releases female ejaculation and quite a bit gets into Justin's Mouth
Wyatt Gomez
Furret being 5'11' Long is still hueg for a ferret.
Real life ferrets are 2ft at most.
Easton Taylor
>AT LAST!!!! my very own Corvette!!!! I had to have sexual relations with a Moltres, but at least I have a Corvette!!!
Fucking hell.
Julian Thomas
I guess no one ever told him birds have cloacas
Ryder Green
IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT
Ethan Lopez
>the next day...
>Kayla: still thinking about eating Moltres' poop?
holy FUCK
Jayden Smith
Here's another story involving one of Justin's old "girlfriends," thoughtfully titled "KAYLA EAT POOP."
Kayla: You through eating Reshiram's Poop yet?
Justin: yes, Kaykla!
Kayla: why do you keep eating various Pokemon's Poop.
Justin: I love Pokemon Poop!
Kayla: You have eaten umpteen dozen different Pokemon's Poop!
Justin: 8 to be exact, Meganium, Lugia, Latios, Xatu, Eevee, Latias, Pikachu, and now Reshiram! in that exact order!!
Kayla: you keep a running list of the Pokemon who's poop you've eaten?
Justin: yes, why not? I like Pokemon poop so much that I keep a list of Pokemon who's poop I've eaten, I also have a list of Pokemon who I want to eat it's poop but haven't yet.
Kayla: I can't even believe all those Pokemon actually agreed to let you eat their poop. I'm afraid to ask, what's next on the list!!!
Justin: I saved the best for last, the one I wouldn't mind eating it's poop multiple times!!!
Kayla: and what pokemon might that be?
Justin: Moltres!!!!
Kayla: Good luck on that one, Moltreses are extremely rare, and fly away pretty much every time anyone get near it!!!
Justin: I'll find a way, if by luck I see one, I will present myself in a way that Moltres knows I won't do any harm, and state my case to the Moltres!!!
Kayla: even if Moltres hears you out, good luck on getting it to agree to let you eat it's poop. Moltreses are territorial and don't take marking their territory lightly, it will think you are invading if you eat it's poop!!!
Brayden Rogers
AHhhhhhhhhhhHhhHHHHHHh!
Reminds me of the Naked Cowboys at Ram Ranch, but not as funny
Liam Gutierrez
>This thread
Hudson Torres
That’s the nicest thing I’ve read about people who piss into a sea of piss
Jaxon Peterson
JUSTIN IS REA-DEE
POOP ON MY FACE BROTHER
Noah Barnes
Narrator: the next day...
Kayla: still thinking about eating Moltres's poop?
Justin: I'm still thinking about a way to get it done! and by god, it will happen!!!
Kayla: I have a better chance of winning the lottery and scoring a jackpot at the casino on the same day, then the chance you will EVER eat Moltres's poop in your lifetime!!!
Justin: it will happen, and I will get to say those 4 magic words, "I Told You So!!"
Kayla: you know what I am going to buy a lottery ticket, then to the casino!!! my odds are better than yours!!!
Justin: you're laughing now, but I'll show you!!!
Narrator: two weeks later...
Kayla: still thinking about Moltres's Poop?
Justin: yes!
Kayla: after enough time, I know you will give it up!!!
Justin: whatever!!!!
Narrator: another two months down the road!!
Justin: the day is coming, where I get to eat Moltres's Poop.
Kayla: you haven't given up yet? you're impossible!!!
Narrator: yet three more months later, in a big open field
Justin: A Moltres Is in the air and it is coming down!
Kayla: it won't stop anywhere in this field, it's just flying by
Justin: no, it looks like it is coming for a landing!!!
Kayla: whatever!
Colton Rogers
Jackson Gomez
>Nintendo Switch Voice Chat
Levi Young
Narrator: the Moltres lands in the field about 100 feet away from Justin & Kayla
Justin: now's my big chance!!!!
Kayla: it will fly away if you get near it!!!
Justin: Oh, lucky me, it is getting ready to poop.
Kayla: how do you know?
Justin: I saw a documentary on Moltres yesterday!!! It was like something out there wants me to eat Moltres's Poop!! I see this documentery on the habits of Moltres, then the next day I witness it with my onw eyes!! It was meant to be!!!
Kayla: still, good luck on the permission side of this!!!
Justin: no, I will Just sneak up on the Moltres!!!
Narrator: Moltres starts pooping
Narrator: Justin sneaks up to the Moltres, takes his clothes off and sits in the poop already out!!!
Kayla: I did not want to see that, keep your clothes on... wait, Moltres didn't even see him!! odd...
Narrator: Justin looks up and opens his mouth to allow Moltres's poop to enter his mouth!!! Justin is lucky, Moltres still doesn't see him, apparently all Moltres cares about is pooping!!! Justin notices that the Moltres is female.
Justin: not only am I eating Moltres's Poop, this Moltres is female! which was my choice of Gender for Moltres's poop!! It's my lucky day!!
Narrator: the rest of Moltres's poop enters Justin's Mouth and Justin swallows Moltres's Poop. Moltres then flies away, and never even noticed Justin, Moltres pooped into Justin's mouth and didn't even know it or will ever know it!!
Justin: My Pokemon poop eating list is complete, although Moltres will remain on the future list for the rest of my life! Moltres's poop was better than I imagined!!!
Wyatt Ward
Jacob Edwards
Kayla: You actually got to eat Moltres's Poop!! although I though it was discusting, there is nothing more lucky than that!! this is Moltres we're talking about!! no one as EVER got that close to one!!!!!
Justin: you know what Kayla?
Kayla: what?
Justin: I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! neeeeener, neeeeener,neeeeener, I was right, you were wrong!! ha ha a ha ha!!!! you just go burned!!! a wicked burn!!! I mean you got Owned!! or even better, you got PWNED!!!!!!!
Kayla: yeah, yeah, rub it in!!!!
THE END
Ayden Ross
Why does clear fish be jerk?
Elijah Cook
This is the one that bothers me the most. Why does Justin, without warning, add "unless she has a reason to hold her urine in, then I will drown in her urine. Keep in mind, Reshiram does not know that I am in her bladder" ? It makes me feel like Justin has paragraphs, maybe even volumes more to add to this little story, but he has chosen to spare his readers the grisly details.