>Autistic little brother playing ranked DOTA 2
> Lil sister (10 years old) ask him to order a pizza
> He starts bitchin about her being old enough to order it herself
>I order the fuckin pizza then I told my lil sister to turn-off the wifi every 10 minutes to annoy my brother's lazy ass
Autistic little brother playing ranked DOTA 2
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where's the part where you fuck her?
I hope she started bitching about you being old enough to turn-off the wifi every 10 minutes yourself
>call friend to see if he wants to come over for pizza and play vidya
>he says okay
>when he comes over, we play some games on my SNES
>mom calls for a pizza
>play vidya for an hour or so
>pizza finally comes
>mom brings the pizza to the dining room table
>friend looks confused when she brings two plates to the table
>asks me why he doesn't get a plate
>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
>he looks even more confused
>says he has to go to the bathroom
>mom tells him where it is and he goes
>close to finishing our pizza
>wonder where my friend is
>think he's having stomach problems
>finish pizza and go to my SNES to wait for him
>see that my SNES is gone along with a couple games
>the faggot stole them
>never talk to him ever again
I haven't fucked her user, lets wait until she is 18 years old and then ask her to introduce me to her college gal friends
Then she doesn't eat pizza
do it now so she gets whore friends too
What an asshole friend you got user.
wtf does that mean
His piece of shit friend stole his SNES + games.
no I mean am I reading it right that you invited your friend over to watch you eat pizza
>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
what the fuck
He was an asshole too.
It means he invited a guy with the promise for pizza, Jewd him out of the pizza, and then got his SNES stolen for it.
Star is cute!
Yeah she is, but this is best girl
>lets wait until she is 18
faggot
fuck you user I ain't going to prison.
All three people in this story are retarded assholes.
I love how much abuse and rape fanart she get.
Fuck your brother, fuck your sister and fuck yourself.
>be the eldest
>not ordering the pizza to begin with
That fanart of her hittin drugs actually make sense.
I want to fuck and rape her so bad not gonna lie, not sure why she's such rape bait, probably the stupid retard cheery personality.
how about that hundred thirty page long wholesome starco comic
for fuck's sake
This is too stupid to be true.
I will find you user, and I will fuck you. Going medieval on you ass.
>waiting until she's old and rotten.
Since when is 18 'old and rotten'?
should've told your brother to type /pizza in chat.
Maybe its too stupid to be fake user.
>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
It always has been.
ABSOLUTELY
BASED
CHART
POSTER
Well star is more cute than jackie, but jackie is cooler and sexier, Marco ins't wasting time.
I dunno man, white people are pretty messed up
Hekapoo is also thick, sadly she is kinda of an asshole.
What the fucking fuck.
Also Trump?
Is Star Vs. was Berserk, Season 1 would be Black Swordsman Arc, 2 would be Golden Age Ace and Season 3 would be the fucking boat hiatus.
Lots of media that are generally cute or friendly get a plethora of fucked up art
Either be a Latino Chad or GTFO.
kek
I can't decide between Star and Hekapoo
lol
Should I watch star vs. The forces of evil ? Is it worth it
Depends, what do you want out of it?
Thickapoo is hotter, and star is a cute inocent girl.
If you pirate it, then it costs you nothing.
If you're on Yea Forums, your time was worthless.
Watch Season 1 and 2 ONLY. Season 3 is the Fallout 3 of SVTFOE seasons.
It's a disney kids show, Star is voiced by the girl with the tits from that one sitcom with Ray's wife and the Janitor from scrubs though
What does that mean and how many ep total is S1&2?
Love this pasta
But I don't think I've ever seen any sort of thing with Isabelle
Its a nice show, some episodes affect the story and others are just funny filler but it doesn't get as annoying as Steven Universe filler.
>What does that mean
It turned to shit.
>and how many ep total is S1&2?
35
Is it a new director or something? Also thanks.
link please, for research
Worst character in the Show
Which would you prefer user? A retarded princes that fucks everything up or a four foot tall demon girl with big titties.
He means that season 3 is the best of them all and season 1 has 13 episodes then season 2 has 22 episodes.
Yeah she was better in jail. Fuckin retarted head.
it devolves into teenage drama and shipping wars faster than you might think at first
I also hated this piece of trash
I wonder what the target audience thinks of her.
>Demon girl
> Big tiddies
Answer is obvious.
>Is it a new director or something?
Too successful, they were expecting Star to be a three season show, but after season 2, Disney asked for two more seasons. They had to rewrite a lot at the cost of the show's writing and characters.
Adult Marco would be the type of dude who goes anal first and then vaginal. No condom.
Thats a good way to fuck up a perfectly good vagina.
Season 3 was awesome tho, I just hope the don't ruin it.
That was a bit much, but I'd say you were the asshole in this situation.
Doesn't that give the girl an infection?
Yeah it does. You must be the ultime chad in order to doesn't get her mad at you because of it.
I personally can't get into it. Watch this instead
i shidded and farded
O.K K.O its awesome!
Chad Marco is the antithesis to regular Marco. He probably has bastards across Hekapoo's dimension because he's that Chad.
based and more-pilled
Adult Marco is the Chadest Chad who ever Chad
>Season 3 was awesome tho
It sucked balls. If Star vs. was the Wire, Season 3 would be Season 5 of the Wire except without the kino conclusion to make up for it.
Why is he Such a Chad
Because he fucked star's grandma so fuckin good he actually killed her. He is that Chad.
Why does every girl in this show wanna fuck Marco.
>wwn get a Chad Marco episode with him fucking shit up with Hekapoo
>wwn get to see Janna and Jackie's reaction at seeing Marco's older self
So much potential.
He has Class
Latino Heat
Sucks teeth oh no I know you ain't talking about my bestie the queen of the show guurrrrrrrrllllllll the biggest stereotype in that show.
Season 1 is decent to good sol episodes with some later deeper ones at the end.
Season 2 is considered the best by most and has more serious plot developments happen.
Season 3 is pretty disappointing due to the forced relationship focus, poor execution of the new setting and characters, and misuse of the main characters to set up a mediocre payoff.
>0:23
Holy shit, Star is such a cuck.
based and more-pilled
The fuck? WHY?
Yeah kinda, also a little jealous
Cuck posting was such a glorious time.
>that defeated look on Star's face
>her hands going south to hide the heat
Bravo Nefcy
It was a much better time, a beautiful time.
>No episodes of Marco proving he still got his skills from Hekapoo's dimension in some squire competition
>No additional interaction between Moon and Buff frog, despite BfM having them interact
>Fucking Mina
>No episodes where Star and co. go to the various other kingdoms and we get to see how they work
>Everything about Mewni's past queens shunted off into a side book that actually was better than s3
Set up seasons suck massive balls no matter what show.
This was pretty good but I can't help but wonder if the first person who posted this was serious.
Imagine spending years of your life working to get into a position where you can make a childrens tv show and have your self insert elaborately cucked on screen in extreme detail.
Didn't she and Tom go out and became a couple
>Shitload of content made, cuckposting, regular old starco and other ships, writefaggery, drawfaggery, AU's and fuck ton of theory posting
>Now the majority of writefags are gone, most of the artists left, and everywhere there is zero form of discussion or theoryposting
>youtube.com
No! I know what you're trying to do here, you want to have an incest thread so I can be even more conflicted about boning my sis but I ain't falling for that ploy. I know she only wants me to do it so she can cry abuse later and get me disowned and she'll have all of our parents' inheritance for herself. It won't work nigga.
Its alright
ducktales is better
The SVTFOE threads are dead as fuck now thanks to /trash/ and Season 3. Now it's just bitter Starcofags who post the same shit over and over.
READ NIGGA READ!!
Is the game good ?
>>Now the majority of writefags are gone, most of the artists left, and everywhere there is zero form of discussion or theoryposting
Those were the days and even during the worst of times (tableStar and older Star), it was so comfy.
Season 4 when ?
Anyone got links to the writefaggotry?
Could do with something light to read on my phone.
>seeing a girl for 3 months
>she's 27, i'm 26
>things are going well, really enjoy spending time with her
>talk her up to my friends/parents, she meets my parents and has dinner/drinks with us
>love spending time with her
>get randomly ghosted for a week around valentines day then dumped via a singular text message
I'm totally not into ntr but cuck star does things to my dick
That's only because there's been like a one year gap between seasons. Now that the new season starts in two weeks, the threads are going to come alive again .
Same and I don't know why.
nature versus societal hypnosis
>Now that the new season starts in two weeks, the threads are going to come alive again .
Threads were creatively dead during Season 3.
Sorry dude, that's honestly really fucked up, next time make sure to fuck her earlier on.
>Anyone got links to the writefaggotry?
I got all the links to Jelly Janna
pastebin.com
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I hate regular NTR and reverse NTR is always kino.
she was a 27 y/o virgin but we were about to get it done. my girl friends tell me that she probably just got super nervous and psyched herself out, but it doesn't make me feel much better that a "friend" can vanish in the blink of an eye these days without any indication
ye but I could never get past the Nasu boss fight
Deserved it, desu
>MFW Yea Forums thread devolves into a Yea Forums thread
Same, probably because we want her to join them.
Star threads on Yea Forums are fuckin terrible, Yea Forums's Star threads are nice.
Which era of Disney shows was better?
WTF with star platinum disney is doin a jojo Live action movie now?
watched it after finishing gravity falls twice. no where near the same caliber, but i liked it. the biggest complaint i i have is that each episode is 2 15 minute segment and i didnt know that going in. everything feels rushed. i think 2 episodes are a full half hour and i liked them significantly more than the rest. gets less good after they change the main bad guy. best gag in the series is when they make fun of the 30 year old karate teacher for living with his mom and watching a kids show while eating its cereal. i laughed at him for being a schmuck, then realized the actual joke was aimed at me, then laughed cause my life is pathetic because i made it that way.
Z purely because Tron Uprising surpasses almost everything else on that list. I love that show.
Its a hard choice user, all of them have amazing cartoons.
Someone post the mega man cartoon screencap
you know the one
Yea Forums Star threads are actually good. Yea Forums ones are just waifufags spamming images and getting butthurt by cuckposting, shipfags, and jack shit discussion.
Well gravity falls its amazing, its easily the best Disney show of the 2010s. Star can't really be a rival.
You mean this one user?
>that time star dressed as ludo for halloween
max cute
>Yea Forums ones are just waifufags spamming images and getting butthurt by cuckposting, shipfags, and jack shit discussion.
It's the Starcofags, three years of cuckposting has broken them.
Reminder that the Blood Moon outfits will never be used again.
No, this one.
weird isn't it
>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
Why do i keep browsing this autistic ass board?
Those were cool outfits. But This is my favorite one.
>he plays over wifi in the first place
he deserves to suffer, get a fucking ethernet connection if you're going to be playing a competitive multiplayer game.
>Yea Forums threads on Yea Forums are great
>Yea Forums threads on Yea Forums are shit
>Yea Forums threads on Yea Forums are great
>Yea Forums threads on Yea Forums are ok at best
>Yea Forums threads on Yea Forums are shit
>Yea Forums threads somewhere else...
>"Curse of the Blood Moon"
Why did you post this user?
Yeah my brother also tells our mom to get one but she doesn't give a shit, me neither because I don't live with them because of dental school.
girls are crazy as fuck, don't trust them to handle a long lasting relationship unless she shares your interests and is actually friends with you for a while
just fuck them and disappear if any red warning shows up
Does this bitch actually get with Marco? I dont wanna waste my time watching if she doesn't. I learned my lesson by wasting my teen years watching Naruto only for Sakura to not win, like wtf dude.
how about you take care of your own life instead of bothering other people?
>it ain't over yet because of the FIELD TRIP ARC
NO REST FOR THE FUCKING WICKED.
Yea Forums is a conglomerate for the lowest common denominator, so everyone can like other stuff without being autistic about it.
Unfortunately, this also means video games are too broad to talk about on another board.
How about you takin you own advice user.
Anyone know any good cucked Star pictures?
>Broke up with her bf
>Fell for Marco, Marco got with his crush and not her
>Confessed to Marco and then ran home
>Marco broke up with his gf to chase her
>She got back with her ex because he started to become a better person to try and get over Marco
>Now both are aware they clearly still like each other but shit's gotten too complicated and the universe is trying to push them together and they don't like being forced on some destiny shit
True, but I'm afraid that the Curse is actually going to be nothing. I hate for starco to delayed, but having a title like that and have the background setup of the blood moon and the one prophecy room at St. Olga's be ultimately for nothing would be a waste.
They kissed last year also.
i disagree, there are cool chicks out there.. i think something just fucked up in her life, who knows. i wish her all the best, it just hurts that she couldn't be upfront and honest with me about it. it's not like i would be mad for her ending the relationship, i'm not going to fore her to be with me.. i just want honesty
i wanted to fuck jenny so much when i was a kid, didn't even catch the joke about the dork who was into robots, childhood is so weird but comfy
Thanks lads, will try to recapture the magic.
So you don't want to fuck her now user?
>star gives her wand away to him in order to stop him
>he just declines
absolute mad man, pic is mfw
I love this one
>that one toon mix futa on trap star vs doujin hasn't been scanned yet
I know one of you faggots attended
you're on Yea Forums, fuck off
Salve for my soul
It's because she's the perfect combination of hot but dumb and obnoxious. It's only natural to want to see her suffer
>morningmark_comic_37.png
Something about his art that I hate, it's TOO vanilla to the point of being safe and boring. I love vanilla stuff like handholding and cuckqueaning.
Marco and Hekapoo should be the main characters of the show. Fuck Star
Future cuck itt
They really should have experimented more with her looks, I remeber when she got red, that was awesome.
That's exactly what you're never going to get from most women (of course there are always exceptions), they will never say things upfront, there will always go through every hoop and turn for something trivial. Just stay with mature people that don't make you play this sort of hidden message game. I met my girlfriend at the first job I landed, the group was very welcoming, we all shared things in common and had no need to lie or conceal things from each other so things just developed naturally. Don't fall for non-independent chicks that just want to leech of off someone for a while user.
that show's artstyle is fucking amazing
Yea Forums threads on /tg/ are great.
Post the cartoon that defined your childhood
Here's an old green text I saved for some reason.
Nu-DuckTales is actually a decent show from the couple of episodes I saw playing while visiting my parents. Fuck Donald though. I fucking hate that dumb bitch.
Star is a cuck lol
I wish they had used XJ-6 more.
You deserved it.
Only niggers refuse to share pizza with their bros when they're over gaming.
He was a nigger for stealing the SNES.
Niggery begets niggery.
That was so fuckin funny lmao
>you will never know the pleasure of cumming inside your little sister
>not living in a chad 16 year old consent state
>>call friend to see if he wants to come over for pizza and play vidya
>>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
You dumbfuck
No it's okay but not great for 2 seasons then it falls off a cliff and becomes unwatchable
there was probably another guy. either way I'm sorry and it sucks. try not to let it get you too down. i know people seem irreplaceable but that's far from the truth
Yeah she was funny, I also liked she was kinda insecure.
>"Janna, maybe giving you the ol' reacha around but at the end of the day, his heart belongs to me. So who in actuality, I WIN."
I can see it so clearly. What a cuck.
was always freakd out by the shape of the girls head
SOMEBODY POST THOSE PICS OF MARCO AND HEKAPOO KEKING STAR
I got the chad cartoons, get fucked zoomer.
Zoomers (born 97 and up) detected
>that fucking theme song
youtube.com
This show and El Tigre made me so happy to be a Mexican kid.
now wait a second my guy, im 98 and i hate that fucking zoomshit, give me anything from based fox kids, old cn and jetix
Those were good shows, but Mucha Lucha was better.
god damn this, I want the rest
Post more starcuck please
But if we're strictly talking about TV than Spongebob
zoomers don't deserve wander. Fact,
This one is the best.
>tfw no season 3.
>not fucking her loudly in the next room so he can hear her moans
When will you learn?
Jlullaby
I still want Frida to fuck the living hell out of the MC
That MGR song was weird.
im just happy it died after hater got all the character growth he deserved. Last episode did him great service
this user is a cuck
But they become a couple in the end.
>not self inserting as the omega chad who fucks beta males' girls
mega gay
>frida
>not the mecha harpy emo girl that had the hots for him
Astronomically plebeian of you, good sir
Gen Y had Fillmore so that one.
>self inserting
Turbo cuck
Why the fuck do you even watch porn then?
If you're not self inserting, then you get off on watching two consenting adults have sex.
Or, you're a fucking cuck who imagines that it's his girlfriend.
completely wasted after all that build up.
HAHAHA SO FUNNY xDDDD I GET IT INTERNET FOR THE WINZ I LOVE CATS! BAZINGA
>watch porn
MAXIMUM KEKAGE
Women are hot as fuck, you have to be gay not to be able to masturbate to their bodies. This is why I despise modern close up porn, I don't want to stare at a fucking ballsack and the girl's asshole, I want to see her full body and face if possible.
"Consume pornographic mediums"
sorry that my terminology triggered you
>self inserting
>self inserting into porn
Fucking hell dude that is some mega cringe.
>tfw I get off more to mental images than porn now
Not to say self inserting isn't good but average porn is just so sterile why even bother?
>modern close up porn
Try watch 80s porn where it actually is 90% closeups on the dudes taint, before randomly intercutting his face.
Or modern russian porn where you have some mongoloid taking up half the screen.
Man looking at the current cartoon scene is just sad.
>average porn is just so sterile why even bother?
This is why written smut is infinitely better than porn.
arabs are a special kind of asshole, i cant think of another retarded excuse of human who would even suggest to fuck a 10-year old
Same here. I've even recently started writing my own smut that appeals to my fetishes, and boy does it turn me on while I'm writing it.
Recess/Filmore/Weekenders/Buzz Lightyear/Pepper Ann era was peak Disney Channel/ABC Family and you can't prove me wrong even if you tried.
I think there's that comic created for Jackie/Marco symphatizers. I think it's about Jackie getting raped and killed with Marco time travelling back or something. Caused some butthurt a while back. Pretty dramatic shitstorm if you ask me.
>This is why written smut is infinitely better than porn.
>as you read your mind conjures literally the hottest things you could possibly imagine
It's Go Time
That's shit got too real but had a sweet ending.
It's probably because we watch too much porn. I've been fapping at least 5 times a week ever since I was 13. I want to cut back since it's just not pleasurable any more.
>hurr durr i watch cartoons for 10yo because they actually are deeeeeeeeeeep
I think the same, except for jav with big tits.
Dude tried to make a sequel but quit due to getting mad as fuck after Sophomore Slump. Waifufags of all kind are easily assblasted by something as simple as that or cuckposting.
t. plays video games for 10 year olds
>b-but nintendooooo
eat shit sonygro
>Dude tried to make a sequel but quit due to getting mad as fuck after Sophomore Slump.
To be honest and waifufags aside, Sophomore Slump was one the signs that something was not definitely right with the show. We watched Marco grow from loser to Chad to loser again.
>user probably enjoys playin E rated games or likes pixar movies
Season 3 managed to piss off everyone: waifufags, shippers, lorefags, fujos, and really the majority of people here. It killed off cute and perfect posting, cuckposting, and really the majority of creative content made.
how long before you dick your brother?
It was about OP and his sister being assholes to their lazy ass brother by turning off the wifi meanwhile he was playin, then because of the star butterfly Gif it turned into a stat thread, then a cartoon thread, then a porn thread, then a cortoon thread again.
based and deservedpilled
CFGBF
holy fuck this pasta is old and all these newfags are taking it seriously
No way fag, a clasic.
>Season 3 expands on it and makes it even better
Thanks for the info, user.