Does he ever get his dick wet?

does he ever get his dick wet?

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Canonically 40 year old virgin.

damn......

based

Yeah on the telephone club minigames in 0 he gets laid several times, and kind of raped by a catfishing uggo

He gets raped multiple times in Y0.
Unless you think all those sluts just brought him to a love hotel to tickle him.

/myguy/

mini games aren't canon

Yes, but he never gets a "main girl".
Yakuza 2 is the closest he ever got, but they retcon her from the story so they can pull off going to hostess clubs and the other erotic clubs in future games without offending Japanese sensibilities.

this is bullshit

Kaoru a cutie but instead Kiryu is stuck cleaning up Daigo's mess every game because he is an incompetent retard

>has to raise his daughters baby after she gets teen pregnant

Be honest, he sex'd her

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not even his real daughter AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Didn't even romantically get his dick succed on that rooftop by Sayama

DAME DE NE DAME NO DAME NANO YO

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He does and then she fucking leaves him Yakuza 2 is the best

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>BREAKIN DA LAUUUUU
>BREAKIN DA WORRRRRED

ANTA GA SUKIDE SUKISUKIDE

KOWASSSEEEEE

a tranny sucks his dick in a substory in kiwami
then he beats the shit out of it

THAT's stayin in!

Nope. He's just like me in that sense

that explains his power

In the third game

>without offending Japanese sensibilities
Cheating is a big thing in Japan. And lots of women don't even consider hostess bars and clubs to be cheating since it's just a service and there's no emotion involved.
No, not all Japanese women are like that

This is such bullshit. They should have ended Kiryu's story with 2. Hell, even have him and Kaoru die in that explosion at Kamurocho Hills

Like Onizuka he gets his power from his virginity.

If you count side stories, yes

DAME DA NE

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OH ROUGE OF LOVE

why did no one helped Nishiki with his sister? you think Kazama of all people would help him get a real doctor or Kashawagi at least, im starting to think Shimano was right about Kazama setting up Nishiki for failure

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DAME DAME~

If I were to guess he was too embarrassed to ask for Kazama’s help after the stunt his underling pulled.

Nishiki had his pride and probably didn't want to rely on them and tried to stand on his own.

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JAN JAN
JAJAJAJARAN

HEART BREAK MERMAID

Why is he so sad bros?
Is it because his Orphanage Bro went all self destruction?

i'm glad they're bringing his VA back for the new protag.

SAA TONIGHT

If Reina had supported him do you guys think he would have been spared from the path of blood? it just feels like the world had it out for him really hard

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he looks like he showers often so I think yes

but that dumb bitch helped him
good riddance

He had terminal oneitis and inferiority complex.
There was nothing anyone could have been done.

She was supporting him but in the wrong way.

I WANNA BE YOUR GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

I was always under the impression that we was a volcel.
Too busy with Yakuza work to care about puss.

When Y6 trailer come out a lot of people were expecting an Usagi drop ending.

FRY RIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFRY

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lmao

Man im legit bad in the talking with girls minigames of Kiwami, i choose the bad option half the time
also
are the bosses suposed to be this annoying with super armor, even hitting from behind does jack shit

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Holy fuck karaoke in kiwami is way harder than it was in 0

>Why didn't you protect them? I trusted you!!!
wow nice support there reina

>MACHINE GUN KISS
The fuck he did mean by this?

I usually try switching styles in combos. Brawler into Rush then Rush into Beast then Beast into Dragon.

she's right, he's fucking useless

Hostess minigame in Yakuza series are hard cause even sensible conversation options usually go the worse way possible.

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*ahem*

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Kazama is a bitch ass nigga

Its time, post the best final bosses themes from best to worst
A scattered moment>born to be wild>fly>penumbra>for faith>for whos sake>the way of life>assassination of bodhisattva>muppet>tenkais theme>>>>>return to nothingness>>>>>>>the battle for the dream

Even after death nishikis family is as useless as him

the buildup music to scattered moment is the best desu

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>battle for the dream in last
it's easily top 3

FUCK THIS BOSS ON HARDEST MODE WITH NO HP RESTORATION ITEMS
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>t.yume baby

>Battle for the dream last
Shit on the Yume factory all you want but dont bring the OST into it
Where is two dragons?

just use slugger and mash away, noy

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>its a breaker majima in a tight corridor
holy shit getting pinned agaisnt a wall with the spinning move is the worst feeling

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Kiryu doesn't even know what sex is.

I knew i was missing 1 song
In that case its
A scattered moment>born to be wild>two dragons>fly>penumbra>for faith>for whos sake>the way of life>assassination of bodhisattva>muppet>tenkais theme>>>>>return to nothingness>>>>>>>the battle for the dream

Fukken saved.

Canonically fucked women he met through his phone sex job.

Nice bait though.

Why the fuck is kiwami so cheap compared to zero?

She's Japanese Ellen Page, no sex appeal at all in 6.

Kiryu singing Baka Mitai about Pocket Circuit Fighter in Yakuza Kiwami fucking killed me

I took a screenshot of the photo and set it as my PS4 theme, makes me smile every time

its an asset swap of 0, its pretty much the majora of Yakuza

it's the game with the lowest budget in the series

thats because the sex appeal in 6 is Kiryu

>take 0
>replace everything with the first game.

If you count substories as canon, he flat out says he's virgin in one of them in 6.

meant gameplaywise
Fuck super armor and fuck Kiwami finishers

Saejima singing about Sodachi in 5 had the same effect on me.

>Archnemesis
best boss theme in Y0 imo

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Its a remake of an already short PS2 game. 0 have more to work with than Kiwami esp when 0 have 2 protags and more mini games

>harukas dog doesnt even appear in 6

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its only going to get worse, wish we could had the style switch mid combos in 0 like Kiwami

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Tonight in Y6 fucks up knowing Kiryu is way older then.

Isn't that one of the unlocks in the trees?

>Nishikiyama family
Why did kazama allow it?
Was he retarded?

Haruka's dog was given to the orphanage in Kiwami 2

it was in ishin iirc.
no idea why they decided to get rid of it in 0, and i don't think judgment has it either despite that game being the 4th or 5th game to feature the style system.

But is he volcel or incel? I could've sworn he got laid from at least 1 or 2 of the girls from the telephone club substory from my playthrough of ZERO

do i even get non canon action with the hostess in kiwami or am i wasting my time?

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Shimano was right.

volcel
even in 6 there is a Mama thats itching to jump on his dick from the moment they met while 2 other dudes fight over her

>final scene of 6 takes place on the orphanage
>harukas dog and not even a photo of rikiya appear

this, He had to know how those guy behaved, Nishiki never had a real chance

surprising that they remember substory characters more than the ones that have an actual role in the story.

Oprhanage in 3-6 games are Kiryu's orphanage in Okinawa
the dog was given to the Sunflower Orphanage where Kiryu and Nishiki grew up in Kamurocho

>the photograph studio minigame in Kiwami 2
How were they able to get away with this?

they got another dog in 3

and that dog is in 6

>Didn't notice until now that it was the Sunshine Orphanage in Okinawa
>Been a fan since 2007

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what do you mean?

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mystery solved

Where was yui during 0
I don't remember her even being mentionned
same with nishitki's sister

you can literally see one of the kids play with the dog iirc at the start of 6

Nishiki mentions her when you talk to him about Makoto

She was still in High School.
I think either Kiryu or Nishiki mentions it once.

What games other then 0 DO we get to play as Goro Majima again?

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DS

dead souls
kiwami 2's 5 hour majima campaign

Small section of Kiwami 2 and the Zombie shooting spin offs

Kiwami 2
its the conclusions to Majima's story from 0

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Project X Zone 2

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RUBBER FUCKING BULLETS

Why is majima obsessed with kiryu?

gotta patch the hole Makoto left

I'm having trouble with triggering subquests

Like, I wander around Pink St. hoping to trigger the F cup quest but nothing happens. Same with the bug card hunter quest. Not too long ago I was tripping left and right but now nothing. Storywise, I'm in chapter 4 where Haruka is in Serena and I'm ready to find Ares bar. I guess I locked myself out?

he wnats them dragon balls

As far as I'm concerned, Majima stalking Kiryu started in 1 / Kiwami.

The way I see it, Majima saw Kiryu as a replacement for his brother Saejima. He even makes a comment about Kiryu having some common traits with Saejima. And as far as people who can get toe to toe with Kiryu, Saejima is up there. Canonically, Kiryu can't beat Saejima and all their duels ends with Kiryu being defeated or a draw.

As a proof, Majima's last canon fight with Kiryu is in Yakuza 3. Past this, all of Majima's fights are with Saejima and Saejima only. Not to say Majima doesn't like Kiryu, but when 4 comes in and Saejima returns, Kiryu's job as Saejima's substitute ends. Even at the end of 5, when the heroes decides who fight who, Saejima immediatly goes for Majima.

You might even say that Kiryu was Majima's way of coping with Saejima's absence.

However, when 4 rolls around and Saejima returns, Majima returns to his pre-Mad Dog persona most of the time. Meaning he doesn't need Kiryu anymore and stop pestering him.

Is kazumas cia glow in the dark twin nigger gonna tell ichiban how mutch of a failurr he is just like with nishiki?

>the hole Makoto left
but he could've fucked her
she would've jumped onto his dick with no hesitations

Has Yakuza always been a niche series? Can't believe I never heard of it before until 0

She would had just ended like park user

no, since ichibans gonna rise up.

Not sure if getting raped counts

So is ichiban gonna rise up like a dragon?

its so niche that where i live you literally cant buy a standard edition of Kiwami 2 or Y6, they simply dont have it.
all they have is the steelbook of K2 and the CE or Essence of Art for 6

probably, yeah.
iirc, they said they want shin to be something like a success story, since he starts out his life from the bottom of society and has nothing.

yes, Sega tried to bring the series over in the PS2 days with a full english cast and it flopped hard, so it's just been a cult series since then, but Yakuza 0 was such a good entry point the series kind of revived

>inb4 he ends up getting cucked harder than kiryu
I just wonder who is gonna be ichibans instructor and amon equivalent seeing as how komaki is dead and zoomer amon mentions that jo amon got killed
They could always bring up tatsuya as his instructor seeing as how hes a monster of a martial artist and ichiban doesnt have a fighting style

they could have komaki's grandson teach him
>jo amon got killed
what the fuck.
so hokuto is actually canon and he died to kenshiro

>I just wonder who is gonna be ichibans instructor
THE ONE AND ONLY MAAJIMAAA GOROOOOO

SU NAO NI I LOVE YOU!

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do all the Yakuza games take place in Kamurocho?

The hell you say.

He fucks multiple women in 0, what the hell do you think he took his dates to love hotels for?

yeah, though they have other cities in each entry (except for 4, though that game lets you explore the underground and rooftops of kamurocho)

Kissless virgin close to acquiring wizard powers who don't even into dating sims here. Don't know how you guys find it hard but I only ever missed getting bar full twice. Just answer like you'd expect Kiryu would.

meant for

>The amon clan have been cucked by
>an autistic robot
>a man only pretending to be retarded
>an idol
>a ritchfag
>a shitty cop
>a hobo
>a baseball hobo
>a lawyer
>A.FUCKING.CORPSE
>2 retarded samurais
>and finally, a moralfagg
The absolute state of the amon clan

It's a shame the series ended after Yakuza 2.

>tfw no sfm of Kiryu getting dicked by Kazama and Kashiwagi as part of his Yakuza initiation

The guy lost his true love and now only fucks whores. He's quite based.

That seemed to be my problem.
You mean Main story Kiryu or sub story Kiryu?

What the fuck is wrong with you

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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the funny part is Haruka isn't Kiryu's blood daughter

Should have used a pic ok Kiryu smoking

Even worse. Kiryu is the ultimate cuck in the Yakuza series.

Anyone got pictures of Majima Photobombing Kiryu?

i though that was Majima

How would you all feel if yakuza had gone with an usagi drop style plot instead?

Sounds pretty gay desu

He didn't deserve one after letting his bro take the fall, Kiryu gave him the one chance he needed to make shit right and he fucked up.
>Doctor had debts with HIS family
Nishiki was a fucking retard

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why do you say that

do you guys think if Majimbo spilled the beans with Makoto in YK2 would had she jumped on his dick right then and there?

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It would be much better. The main plot of 6 wouldn't suck as much as it does.

Reminder that gameplay literally isn't canon in this series.

So why do people want to have daughters anyway

How the fuck do you unlock the golden pool ball in Yakuza 0? I've played 3 matches already!

>Yea Forums claims pic related is the hardest part of Yakuza 0
>many threads calling it shit and saying they had to restart numerous times
>get to it an hour ago
>it was the easiest shit possible and I barely lost any health
Is Yea Forums just shit at games?
The parts where you have to protect Makimura while goons try to grab her are a pain in the ass though.

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been looking to get into the series, which game should i start with?

It isn't in most games.
Besides how can anyone possibly play the highway shoot out scenes and see the "I don't kill" lines and not put that shit together, you'd have to be braindead.
Like, 0 activity from the neck up, same people that come into resident evil threads and go "HURR DURR R DA PROTEAGS IMMUNE EVEN THOUGH IT'S NEVER MENTIONED?!"

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I can't stand how big her lips are. Who decided giving the loli giant bimbo lips was a good idea?

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6

2 > 0 > 4 > 5 > 2 Kiwami > 1 > 1 Kiwami > 6 > 3

0
But it's also the best, so temper your expectations for the rest of the series.

>He uses rush style

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going with 0 as it seems like the logical choice from what i've read and also one of the ones available on PC
thanks for the tips anons

>>He didn't deserve one after letting his bro take the fall

It was the best scenario given the circumstances. He had a sick little sister and Kazuma wasn't going to have her brother rot in jail while she dies

you idiot start with 6

Best scenario would have been letting that cunt Yumi get cocked down because she ruined a perfectly fine brolationship, in my honest opinion family.

Shut up incel

is there any reason to use rush?

I mainly use it on slow tough enemies

>She'd already been dicked
>Didn't love nishiki anyway.
What was stood to be gained? Kazama could have pulled some strings with Sera to get Dojima fucked for his actions, instead dipshit had to play whiteknight, get Kiryu fucked, he can't handle anything while Kiryu is getting fucked.
Best solution was simply to leave it be, Kazume was 100% right and Kiryu shouldn't have even gone, Nishiki shouldn't have shot him.
Feel free to get emotional about the shit though, because you're wrong.

Shut up incel

makes most bosses a cakewalk but aside from that, nah not really

Does she come back in kiwami? I found the PC fighter and the kids.

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In Kiwami i feel is the only option agaisnt bosses, they either have absurd damage and /or range so you need quick get in get out options, also Beast takes too damn long to attack so i just grab with it

nah, a lot of substory characters never return.

Thats fucking stupid. In my headcanon the Kiwami games are their own separate timeline so Kiryu and Kaoru live a happy life together at the end of 2

nooo she was cute.

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Kiryu is pure.

Twin Dragons >>> A Scattered Moment - Kiwami 2 ver. > A Battle for the Dream > For Who's Sake Kiwami 1 ver > A Scattered Moment PS2 > For Faith > Fly > For Who's Safe PS2 >The Way of Life
Even the ones at the very bottom of the list are very good final boss themes though. That's something none of the Yakuza games manage to fuck up, well all of them except for Yakuza 6.
Further proof that Someya should've been the final boss, since his final fight theme was the best in that game.

Twin Dragons and A Scattered Moment have the best build-up to their themes.
youtube.com/watch?v=JpoOGq4jtVQ

If they would've worked in a picture of Rikiya at the end of Yakuza 6 I would've been pretty sad, in the good way.
Yakuza 6 in general didn't do nearly a good enough of a job of wrapping up Kiryu's saga all too well. No Komaki, no Florist, barely any call backs to some of the friends lost along the way, none of that.

The story writing was fine for the most part (Except for the part where they made Haruka act like a retard for the entire story), but man it still left far more to be desired.

it does

Ha! Wait until you get to the Yakuza Kiwami rendition of this section.

If Kiryu had been the one in charge of keeping Nishikis sister alive, she'd be alive. Nishiki truly is useless!

Not him, but I did it yesterday and it's not really any harder than 0. Especially seeing as you have two health bars. It's just annoying though, not exactly crisp gameplay, even by yakuza standards.

You can build up heat really quickly by dodging stuff if you have the upgrade.

Legend mode?

No wonder his fist wizardry is so damn strong

Did your favorite make it in yet?

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Kiryu is a physical god but you're supposed to pretend he's a normal man who wouldn't normally be able to solo the entire japanese mafia

Yakuza Kiwami Chapter 9 Legend Mode

Then we will talk

Its not like the spin off characters are any better
Tatsuya has the ability to master any fighting style with just seeing it once and yagami is able to pull akiyama tier shit because he did "martial arts" as a kid

>Fucking lose to the rocket launcher at the very end of the car chase section
>HAVE TO DO THE ENTIRE FUCKING YOKOHAMA LONG BATTLE AGAIN

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY ANGER
WHO AT SEGA THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAVE DURING THAT ENTIRE FUCKING CHAPTER

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>Ai Uehara
Shame she was pretty tame in game

Been playing Yakuza 6. Newfag to this. Why the fuck are there so many cutscenes and why is there no gambling?

why did you start with 6?

lmao you idiot

just bought a ps4 and grabbed a bunch of games.

Bullshit

retard why did you buy 6 instead of 0

Because I'm an idiot. I'll buy it after I beat God of War and Horizon.

>let's do karaoke i wonder what cool shit there is
>pic related happens
It was such a weird blend of funny and sad. Fuck sega for cutting the cutscene where Nishiki keeps his cool even after murdering his subordinate because Kiryu is his bro who he must be strong for only to find a hidden PCR photo album with over a thousand photos and fucking golem tiger having more pictures than Nishiki ever had with Kiryu

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Sub obviously. Main story Kiryu isn't exactly your everyday life.

Wait, what?

Yeah, there is a lot of cutscenes. Keep in mind it's technically a JRPG series.

It's strongly implied that he fucks a hostess in kiwami. You're hugging her, screen turns white, you get a model video and then they're standing outside a hotel.

>Go to download the 2007 Yakuza movie
>Only rips available are DVD rips
>720p Bluray from Nyaa is dead
>Manage to find a 3.9 gb download of a HD version from some chinese tracker
>Good audio quality, good enough 720p video quality, leagues better than the DVD rip
>It's dubbed in Russian and has Russian subtitles


FUCK

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this also happens multiple times during the phone game in 0, with multiple women.

nice

Would rape all of them.

Ai is hands down the best girl out of the jav girls mentioned in zero

the fucking clown achievement was such bullshit though in 0. i must have tried it 10 times before i got it and then i failed the mission, tried it again to get through it and headshotted him one time like it was nothing. very annoying.

Yakuza in russian sounds surreal

WHAT THE FUCK. Do I have to upgrade Kiryu's Dragon of Dojima twice in 0? How many levels does it have?

It's very poorly dubbed, it's speaking over the actual japanese audio and it's a mess to listen to

Poking around a little bit, had a second JPN audio track, the subtitles are coded into the file but not hardcoded directly onto the video so they can be turned off, and just using some random external subtitles from opensubtitles.org worked, i might have to repack this myself and upload it somewhere

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It's solo Chizu day at Club Sunshine!

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nasal screeching intensifies

99 or 999 idk, basically it's a near infinite money sink that only raises your numbers. You don't really need to level it.

thank god

m720p is on avistaz. They have open signups twice a year, I think.

Goromi-chan sucked him off and milked his cock with his ass.

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Yea Forums sings Baka Mitai when?

already did it last year

youtube.com/watch?v=LOQwv7wb4SQ
it's really bad, but somebody says "this is for you, nugget"

psst
youtube.com/watch?v=kcUo7Q7pZVE&t=0s&list=LLORKe9bH7oM6rXShs5b82cw&index=90

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>Somebody fucking burps

It's not like you have anything else to do with the trillions of yen obtained from mr shakedown

Before I watch this I need to ask- is it silly though?

>360p

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ridiculous
youtu.be/EsFcrvJup54?t=63

Is this the part where Date drinks 7 beers?

one for every visible pixel in a 360p youtube link

I'm just remuxing this one and uploading to MEGA

There are several like a dragon on rutracker. Are they all dubbed?

>Get distracted from real life playing vidya
>Get distracted from vidya playing mini-vidya
It's like Inception but videogames

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Oh wow thanks user.

It's this one, japanese iTunes rip
rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4646693

I misspoke and there's a JPN track in the file so it's all good

Nice. I'll save it for tonight.

The deleted cutscene part was was was was was was a joke. I just found it funny how in baka mitai(and i didn't mention the song because i'm retarded) all Kiryu reminiscing about is how he spent time with Fighter-kun. Granted it's probably about how he misses having fun but fuck you.

>was was was was was was
are you okay user?

i think think think think think think he's having a stronk

I can't fall slepe for a few days and also drunk while playing video games and posting bad real life shit user-chan i dunno but why i retyped it so many times like i did i'm sorry i'm making you worry. Have a nice picture you probably have seen before this.

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get to sleep buddy pal

Don't call me buddy pal, friend. I really wish i could(although i will probably finally give in soon enough) on the other hand you really start noticing cool heartfeilt shit when binge watching and playing all kinds of stuff in this state so it's not all bad even if it's not all great health condition wise. Thanks for microblogging with me and showing compassion for a fellow human being and all that erp shit so i hope you have fun on your playthrough if you haven't finished it yet. This thread is fucking dead have another big guy just for you know who. Dancing is the best 0 minigame not counting casino shit.

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should've done the short version

Cyka blyat Kyriu

>no disco in kiwami
but why

ДAME ДA HE

the combat in these games are trash

what is the appeal?

But the combat isn't trash

dude disco's been dead long before the 2000's

sure but there were night clubs still, gimme a fuckin dancing mini game!!!

бaкaмитaй...

Nothing of sorts, his just a cel, women lust after him in all of the games, even romantically but his massive autism prevents every single time.

no one dances anymore

The story and characters

Cummers remorse is awful after fucking a tranny

sad

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They only cuddled.

>that one guy who's a full beat ahead
Everytime.

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This pasta never fails me, I mean, yeah I see the logic, but not only does it use the word cuck wrong and just dumbs it down to OTHER MAN FUCKS THING I KNOW, by that logic I've always been a cuck to some lesser extend because my father fucked my mom, it also blocks out, that my main goal might be spreading my genes, so my daughter getting knocked up by some chad would be ideal and the better she turned out the better the chad the better my grandchildren.
If she fucks Jamal instead I have failed as father, simple as that.

>Upload ETA currently 5 hours
ishygddt

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Jesus Christ tranny janny works fast. There wasn't even a trigger word in the post.

wait why was your post deleted?

He could have just deleted it himself to stir up drama

>Macимa-caн

top jej

кииpыy-чaaaн!

I didn't. I think there's a cooldown before you can delete a post even.

Does him getting raped by tranny if he gets caught counts? (.webm unrelated)

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What's your favorite kino track?

youtube.com/watch?v=XBcLs8EozCc

Say what you will, but Goromi's legs game are unironically strong.

>my daughter getting knocked up by some chad would be ideal and the better she turned out the better the chad teh better my grandchildren
literal cuck logic you fucking subhuman

Fishnets are cheating.

youtu.be/MYB-D9qEwzI

>we could get raped by some random tranny but we couldn't no homo Maji-- I mean Goromi

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You also mow down yaks by the dozen in the 0 highway chase but he canonically has never murdered anyone ever.
Canon says he never dipped his wick, despite what minigames you played.

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what goromi meant by this

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>no pachinko in Kiwami
what the fuck were they thinking?

>ywn cuddle Makoto

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From memory it was in great quality on y t s . a g
It was ridiculous though, couldn't go through it.

Literal cucklogic would be stalking your daughter and getting off while she looks you in the eyes while chad fuck her you fucking retard.

> oneitis got fucked AND killed by the same guy
kiryu is the ultimate incel
think about it logically

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Cope

oh and
>raises his bull’s daughter

>I've always been a cuck to some lesser extend because my father fucked my mom

This is true though. Why are you letting your father fuck your mother. It's your mother, not his.

>C-cope

I would appreciate it if you threw it on Mega or something because it sounds like a trip
Even if no one else appreciates it, I would a lot

They could do some parody of DDR, it was big in the mid 2000s and unoe Kiryu loves his videogames

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>Kiryu-chan didn't smash this
Kiryu-chan gay confirmed.

Cope

What's wrong with rush style?

It's pink and girly, kinda cute.

Costs the same for my region. I could get Dragon Quest XI or Monster Hunter for the same price, fuck SEGA.

He sees in Kiryu the type of Yakuza he was and wanted to be so he respects him.

How long before 0 went on sale?

>hhehehe i bet saying 'cope' is making him so angry right now

I thought Kiryu didn't kill anyone

It's rubber bullets :)

youtube.com/watch?v=UMKzWB3sDFc

>end game
>start
>majima side
>check how's cabaret doing
>check how's weapon shop doing
>check how's rivals doing
>check how much money mr shakedown has
>evade deliquents cos you are literally to busy for a random fight
>complete the chores
>switch to kiryu and do the same
it gets pretty meta cos you just want to get down with chores and go to karaoke or disco to relax

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Based Yuki from 0 not based on a hoe

no

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>Ai
oh no

Just experienced a strange/funny bug in kiwami. I did the substory with the former pro bowler guy and lost the first game. In the rematch round, neither of us could use spin. The AI needs the spin though, so he kept targeting the pockets.

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Saved for fap inspo purposes

Cope!

It’s never explained.

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Did Kiryu fire the gun? Didn't think so.

It was just a dumb antagonist in the original, but people enjoyed him so much they had to put him in everything.

The writer or something has confirmed that Kiryu hasn't fucked anyone. He saved himself for Yumi because he loved her, and still does.
Also, the side storys are also confirmed to be non cannon.

actually Kiryu is part korean part chiense heihaizi and it was him who got Haruka pregnant

>AIKA

gyaru is my main fetish

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>tfw don't "get" shogi (or chess)

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Kek
I found a bug during the akai brothers fight were the fat one got stuck dodging left and right behind a pillar

youtube.com/watch?v=BrpaAw3KtPY

Why are all the Shogi players named Dan? Seems like a big family

H-he's good.

So what does Kiryu do with the telekura girls at the love hotels?

What's the difference between a cabaret and a cabaret club?

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Doesn't matter it's not canon, that is what the user was saying.

>Y0 has 7.5k reviews on steam
>Kiwami only has 173 reviews

is this a bad sign? will SEGA abandon pc after this? I should have bought it but I had already played 1 (PS2)

I truly think that 0-K1-K2 make a perfect trilogy and end Kiryu's story perfectly

my sides

You're retarded. 0 has been out for 6+ months. Why does it surprise you that it has more reviews? Check back in September and then you can actually compare.

imo it's the best style. I use it almost exclusively.
Specifically in the coliseum. Haven't really found a reason not to use it unless i'm fighting against a certain style that counters mine. Sure it's a lot of chip damage, but it's a lot of chip damage and a lot of not taking any damage due to weaving and quick-stepping.
I also really like boxing.

yes

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Is this minigame in 0 or Kiwami?

Kiwami 2 I think

Yes, he bathes everyday.

Kiryu is too pure for sex.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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let me get this straight, did they remove hostesses minigame + more for the original western release and now that sidequest you run from that tranny? what are you supposed to do, minigames are the substance that ties quests and sidequests together

Breaker Majima is annoying to fight once he starts spinning like an asshole.

he would have ruined her life

>removing 1 minigame is removing all of them

Rush is the shit, I really want it to make a return because it feels so much better than Kiryus standard style. It also helps in the early game before you've fully invested in your skills where everything feels super sluggish.

but it was a ton of fun in 0, i don't know if it works the same way but fun content gone = less fun and less variety to keep you interested

I am sure Steam is just an afterthought for Sega, Kiwami has been out on PS4 for more than a year.

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