How do you feel about this Doug Bowser guy, Yea Forums?

I wonder if he'll try to be the face of NoA like Reggie was.

You absolute mad cunt. Godspeed.

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I wish I thought of this before.

Is there going to be a lot of Bowser memes coming. I can't wait

he could pass for Dennis Hopper in the SMB movie

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A Proper Paper Mario game but called Paper Bowser instead

I bet my ass virginity that this guy was only chosen because his name has bowser in it.

DOUG BOWSETTE

I didn't think he'd have a chance of being a character like Reggie, but that pic has me more optimistic. At the very least the Bowser memes will always be fun.

We need to keep this user alive

It's lead to more Bowser fanart already.

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Marketing director since 2015.

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>that super crown

No need for a secretary

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Could you just....not?

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And no one will get it.

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Lol

>all the barafags coming out of the woodworks because of this

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what the fuck is pink yoshi doing

What did Reggie even do in comparison to Dug? Aside from their public appearances.

back workout

>mfw all the Bowsettefags trying to pretend it's her time to shine again

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I feel like Bill Trinen might make a go at it.

You can like pictures of CEO Bowser and not be a barafag

He was one of their heads of marketing and oversaw day to day operations.

I'd welcome Bill trying to be the new face as long as he brings his wife Isabelle along

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I hope it get a sticky were everyone is just posting that.

He hasn't done anything yet but if he holocausts all the people who were censoring Nintendo games for the past few years he's okay in my book, and if he doesn't holocaust them then he's shit.

The only dougs i know are losers. Smell ya later.

Apparently he's the main attributable reason to switch's good marketing, which is exactly what they need given the horrible marketing during the wii u.

>being such a corporate cocksucker that you actually get excited about a company changing presidents
Capitalists are morons.

How did this whole Bill Trinen/Isabelle thing start?

Godbless

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>coming out of the woodworks
Wrong you blind fuck they've been among us for the longest time.

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Nintendo hasn't censored a project in a while.

Roger was the original Gary Oak.

Absolute madlad

Flavor text in New Leaf iirc
Isabelle says she loves bill

It's just Nintendo trying (and succeeding) to conjure the image that they're your friend somehow, instead of a soulless machine built to print money. Lots of other companies do that. Valve. Apple did it, people fucking mourned Steve Jobs. Steve fucking Jobs, a complete psychopathic narcissist who would throw a baby in the wood chipper if that made him one dollar, and millions of people acted like their own dads had died when he kicked the bucket.

Bill's actual wife is named Isabelle so as a gag they made the Animal Crossing Isabelle say she liked him and things snowballed from there.

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Literally censored characters in Smash.

>Super bowser JR story
>bowser was kidnaped by the dream crok from mario 2 and bowser JR must save him
>its a open world RPG zelda clone where you need to use your celestial brush to paint things all over the world solving puzzles n shit

breddy good user

I'm loving this already.

I hope he is as based as Reggie was, but his curriculum does not give me hope. He needs to be at least as entertaining as Reggie.

Got any evidence to support such claims?

That was at the insistence of the Japanese censor board. And you can't tell me that Mythra's Smash outfit isn't cute.

why what? that's the dude's real name.

Bill doesn't really have the charisma to be the public face of a company. He's great in small doses, but he's just too much of nerd.

He's not a developer I don't get why people having mixed feelings about him

fpbp
based and redpilled

Common knowledge faggot, do your own homework.

Was censoring the Game & Watch guy the fault of Japs too?

I agree that it was CERO who fucked up Mythra's outfit, but please don't start with that "it looks good so it's okay" bullshit. It's not even an argument, just a subjective opinion. Anyway CERO isn't the reason for the game and watch censorship.

>the day ACfags got cucked
and it was glorious

You will have to wait 10-15 years but it will be worth it.

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It got so bad that they made up the idea that there are multiple Isabelles that happen to be twin sisters just so they can pretend there's an Isabelle for (You). It's even on her article on the AC wiki even though there's no real source for it.

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The only sibling Isabelle has is Digby.

Everybody wants a Bowser game, but how would you make it? A brawler? That would be too trite and uninspired.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

RPG
worked twice already

Bowser game that's in the style of What Did I Deserve To Do This My Lord

I'm just enjoying the chaos and salt on twitter from her trending again.

Tell them that.

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I chuckled. Heartilly

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fpbp

>Pulling shit out of their ass and making it canon because people can't stop jacking off to a fucking dog

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this gave me a sensible chuckle

Put me in the screencap

he's my uncle

I will wait for you, user.

Welcome to the internet please enjoy your stay.

Putting tights on Myrtha from Xenoblade, as well as removing her cleavage.

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Only Isabellefags

To be fair, I think this might be supported by some dialogue she says when you talk to her in another player's town. If it's on the AC Wikia I wouldn't be surprised though, Nookipedia is the superior AC wiki

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In a way every version of a video game character is different because their actions depend on the player and players are different from one another.
However, every version of Isabelle loves Bill "the bull" Trinnen so it doesn't matter.

>oppurtune time to ethnic cleanse the SjW trannies in treehouse

PLEASE BOWSER WE DONT WANT CENSORSHIP

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I thought the MAGA hat was the new Swastika, how is Nintendo getting away with endorsing Nazism?

Absolutely fucking brilliant

I refuse to believe any other reason why he got his job aside from the fact Nintendo knew "Bowser is the head of NoA" sounds like an amazing marketing opportunity.
This made me smile so fucking much.

He literally could just throw that thing on anyone and get a secretary in no time.

>"Oh fuck I need a secretary... That toad would do"

So he isn't a crazy neoliberal. Things are looking promising. Hope he keeps political shit out of Nintendo.

What a wacky post, user. 10/10, made me xD.

He's good for bullying

That'll be the meme whenever he fucks up

That's so stupid.

It's perfect.

Reggie "Donkey Kong" Fils-Amie, vs Doug "Bowser" Bowser. Who would win Yea Forums?

Fats in suits are hot.

I mean could be a Marxist for all we know, the guy is a professional, he's not going to loose his shit because of a parody MAGA hat.

Yeah
Could you like
Give me a source?

Bill is based and meme-worthy, but he always seems awkward and monotone.

I don't like the implication that this hellhole'll be up that long before you get the chance but hopefully you deliver

See you in 20 years you cheeky cunt

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screencapped, hopefully either me or some other user remembers

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See you in 15 years user.

I need a little asian guy to team up with me to take over nintendo of america. Who's in?

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Why is there green toothpaste on his head

I'm fully convinced this is a long assbuild-p to the most baller april fools joke.

our guy

qt

i wish you luck on your mission user

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See ya in a decade

And now we wait.

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Great, now I have to live to see this.

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they removed samus's asscrack but you can literally still see the part of her texture where her asscrack was in smash 4.

now at least I have something to live for

pretty sure that's spazkid

absolutely based, the most based post on Yea Forums

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No! You can't take Reggie jokes and just repurpose them for this new guy. It doesn't work like that!!!

CERO made them slap tights on Mythra and remove her and Camilla's cleavage to keep the game from going over an E10+ rating. The only real thing you can argue was pointless censorship was Game and Watch's Indian feather being removed, and that's barely anything since they already censored it over a decade ago in the GBA game and watch port.

Can we a get a proper bowers game now?

Brawl was a T and it sold fine.

if you stick your word user then you are pretty based.

I know nothing about him, other than he was vice at NoA and that Reggie's got confidence in him.

So, eh, sounds good to me.

It's not like he'll be the only user to make that joke that day.

I bet you by the time he leaves, F-Zero will still be dead without a game in sight with it's main character known more for Smash than his own series.

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>any new F-Zero game will never be a pure racer since they will need some way to make sure le falcon PAWNCH man does his signature move
why must things be this way.

Fuck you ungrateful faggot ass F-Zero fans. At least your character is still getting acknowledged and put in a game as a playable character.

...Is there something you wanna talk about user.

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He's a seething Wartfag.

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Japanese ratings have gotten stricter since them. They did it for CERO, not the ESRB.

Don't worry user me or some user if alive will carry out your wish if you can't.

>want a new F-Zero
>hey at least the main character is in a video game that's a completely unrelated genre you should be happy

>liking Bowser makes you a barafag
I just think he's a good character when he isn't kidnapping princesses

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Cute

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wholesome

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Good luck my man.

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He Dougs

RPG.
Leader of the opposition non-conservative party in Koopa Parliament tries to take over the kingdom and Bowser must fight for his right to rule.

As long as the game is still a racing game with everything F-Zerofags want, and that’s really not much more than what GX had, then a side-game that’s a beat-‘em-up as Falcon would be great and help sell the game to people who don’t like racing games.

fpbp
my body is ready

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Bowser platformer like the sequences in Odyssey

hoping reggie was more part of that old culture than this guy will be. what's his resume?

wholesome father bowser is patrician. we all knew he had it in him since Sunshine.

rolf le epic meme man

dude zss boobs goddammit

BASED

One thing to note is that Smash 4 shows that they'd rather keep stuff uncensored (like Palutena and the Wonder Pink trophy for example) for other regions. However since for Ultimate they decided to have one general version of the game with multiple languages, anything that would be censored for one area applies to every version (this is also why betting in Spectate mode isn't a thing anymore).

HELLO ED BOY

Either he will be the most based president Nintendo of America ever had, or will be the most cucked sjw snoy style of president they'd ever have.

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Because Bill got fired before he could get the reins

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With the Mario Bros. defeated, Calamity Bowser took over Nintendo of America.

Heh, alright. What's another ten years in this place. I'll see you there.

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has this been referenced ingame outside of that one time?

What are the odds that someone that shares a name with a Nintendo character would become the CEO? Mario and Luigi are pretty common, maybe Robin, Alph, Daisy, or Jeff. How common is the name Bowser though?

The South shall rise again user. I kid. fotm rarely comes back unless it's seasonal shit like the Goul School gang

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honestly that picture's pretty fucking funny not gonna lie

HUG DA BOWZ

FUG DA BOWZ

Reggie would need about a year of prep-time, but then he'll be able to face Bowser, ad kick his ass.

I really hope we get a bunch of office lady Bowsette art put of this.

She was good ass porn material. I'll say that much.

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It's too early but so far he seems like he doesn't take himself too seriously which is nice. He showed up to one event wearing a top hat with a pin of bowser on it so who knows maybe he'll take Reggie's place as the western face of Nintendo

Patricians prefer the Bowser porn that came out of it.

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He had memes and these guys are fags so that's important.

This, it was worth for the mountain of porn that people did of her. The best part was she was so different from the standard archetypes that artists (especially jap artists) tend to do, it's nice to see so much art of a hot bestial chick getting fucked

This. The devs even made her pantyhose outfit a costume in XB2 because it was so popular

I will protect you until then

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he actually has vidya experience. Reggie worked for Pizza Hut before Nintendo hired him

Yeah, and you know what Pizza Hut did while he was there? Give out video game demo disks in promotions

And here I thought those were personal pan pizzas. No wonder they tasted so bad.

Heyo!

I already like him because of the tied up Mario and Luigi. Seems like a fun guy.

Good luck guy.

i will be wainting for that

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DBZ taught me that bald people are always evil and this guy's name is literally bowser.

godspeed

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He was a meme marketeer like Todd Howard.

>krillin
>tien
>piccolo
>roshi

bowser is literally Yea Forums if any one of us was a chad

I can't get the idea out of my head that this dude came along, met the bare minimum qualifications Nintendo was looking for, but they immediately hired him because his name is Bowser and they can literally ride into the sunset off the memeitude of it all.

Hey now, half of those were evil at one point.

all of those were evil or kinda mean

Bill tweeted about the xenophobic immigration policies America has and babies being kidnapped and locked in cages, and no one raised a stink.

Then again he helped beat up a child molester.

His twitter is a treat.

This is your new big 3 for tonight. Say something nice to them.

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>Then again he helped beat up a child molester.
Woah, what?

I shall await your post, user.

Koizumi is the ideal Miyamoto successor
New president seems like a rotten, greedy fuck
Bowser is promising

i want to see a 1000 post sticky thread when this happens where we all spam this

I pray that we all get to see that day, user.

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That is amazing!

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Send Help

Koizumi is one of the older devs at Nintendo but he doesn't seem like it.
>Worked and did the stories for the most unconventional Zeldas
>Snuck in a backstory for Rosalina behind Miyamoto's back

Him getting more influence can only be a good thing

>Wanting a MAGAtard to shove his politics into games
Congratulations Nintendo welcome to the political war with Sony being libtards now we have alt right mario vs based boy Kratos

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I'll be waiting.

I hope you don't die.

>trusting a literal EA suit

Bill specific mentioned Beacon Hill and don't mess with children in a tweet, and then a little later this came out.
komonews.com/news/local/sex-offender-suspected-of-kidnapping-child-from-seattle-park

Jesus Christ
Based though

Beautiful. I'm cheering for you. Stay well

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Godspeed user.

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Reggie only became notable because he decided to become a personality, his actual position isn't of much importance to people who only care about playing games. Worst comes to worst people forget about this guy save for the fact his name is Bowser

>Living in your fantasy world
Bowser is /ourguy/
twitter.com/thetruebowser/status/698706301778419712
twitter.com/thetruebowser/status/845335651755081729

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Subtle Japanese propaganda to solidify Americans as evil to the Japanese public.

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i swear if you dont post that after three hours after he leaves we all gonna say it before you do

>he's implicated in some big scandal
>"I choose now to live my life as a gay man"
It'd be like pottery.

>Worst comes to worst people forget about this guy save for the fact his name is Bowser
Except people are expecting him to be Reggie 2.0 which means Nintendo will probably push him in their publicity events and videoes like Reggie was. The fact that his name is Bowser only gives him easier name recognition besides "that guy who replaced Reggie". It will also easily allow him to be accepted by the public because of name correlation.

Unbased and Faggotpilled

A real question is will Nintendo bother to show up at the VGAs anymore? It's pretty clear the awards are rigged against Japanese games, but the Dorito Pope had a good working relationship with Reggie so Nintendo still showed up to reveal stuff.
Is it going to be the same with Bowser?

Actually, how will this affect the Dorito's Pope's contacts with Nintendo in general now that Reggie's gone.

If Geoff is still willing to advertise for Nintendo I don't see them leaving. It's not an awards show, no matter who says it. It's an advertising platform.

True after that travesty 3 years ago.

I'm still miffed they snubbed Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for best soundtrack.

I think they still will, the VGAs are strategically located right in between E3s so it's a good time for companies to put out announcements. Besides the VGAs are popular as fuck, almost as many people tuned into this year's than they did the damn Oscars

Whatever it is, it's the most painful thing I've sat through in ages. Good lord that night was rough.

You earned it!

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The absolute unit!

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>babies being kidnapped and locked in cages
that as literally fake news

trump opponents were unironically staging pictures with their own kids in dog cages and submitting them as though they were from detention centers

best dad

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Reggie's reign was 15 years. 15 years from now will be 2034. what the fuck will nintendo be making 2034

youtube.com/watch?v=X7NJf4JiZw4

Shoo shoo with your shitposting and lies.

Zoom and enhance on those amiibos on the left table

༼ つ _ ༽つTAKE MY ENERGY

Is that a Bowser backpack in the background because that thing is legit. I would have worn that in school

this is one of those rare occasions where you're supposed to use a trip man. how will we know that you deliver?

I wonder what would have happened if everyone liked that one woman they got to host E3 instead of Reggie before the backlash forced him to be the host again? Would we be in a different timeline where he left Nintendo earlier?

Yup, one of the first results in google

Man where was all this when I was a kid? There was almost no good game merch even just a few years ago, I would have loved a shirt with Mario on it growing up

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bet you believe that guy got attacked too

It's really going to depend on what sort of dynamic Geoff and Boswer has.

Geoff was like that annoying friend to Reggie who had to drill it into his head he's not getting what he wants.
>Play
>The
>Game

The biggest missed opportunity? Not having Reggie and Geoff play smash. If those smash tourney fags had any sense of showmenship after that first E3 tourny, they'd have pretend like they were just the warm up match and tired to egg reggie into a match with Geoff proclaiming it was the true title match of the night.
Even if it was a 2 minute match, if it was pitched correctly, it might have happened.
Instead we get to see Reggie get buttfucked by some guy with jigglypuff. How depressing.

Man, remember back at the Game Awards last year when Reggie got on stage with Shawn and Phil? And how Geoff said that something like this had to happen now? I guess he knew Reggie was retiring and he meant it literally.

>Dorito Pope
If we can see a juxtaposition video with Bowser like this. I'll be happy.
youtube.com/watch?v=L9V214VPbHk

He's a marketer, not a business director or a manager. He's just helping to make sure the Switch sells steady in the West. Also NoJ has the say in how things go. Not NoA. You really think they're that stupid?

Geoff vs. Reggie was the personification of the gaming media vs. Nintendo.
>geoff waggling the wiimote randomly to prove that the games are mindless waggling trash
>reggie actually doing his best to prove that it's a real game

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Shut it, barafag

You'll never be truly relevant ever again.

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Ah sweet, I have that poster on my wall.

Can you scaliefags shut the fuck up already

he's a literal jew

Poor Reggie

It's not his fault that most Nintendo games the past two gens were gimmicky casual trash

is it gay if i want bowser to fuck me

You have just postponed my suicide plans

Congratulations

Except they weren't. It was just the media being biased and feeling haughty off of the pay offs Sony and Rockstar were giving them.

So were the beastie boys.

Your point?

No, it's only gay to want to fuck him instead.

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You have postponed my suicide plans

He needed more interviews like this where the interviewer is actually having fun with the game and trying to maintain being professional, and failing.

youtube.com/watch?v=gqLlqX2Hoq4

Bro, I love Nintendo as much as anyone but it's pretty astonishing looking back how big a void there was after the launch of the Wii and nearly the entire lifetime of the Wii U

and this is just the beginning of Bowser Year

You guys have no idea

Aren't you fucking clever?

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yep

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I don't remember any major droughts for the Wii, but the WiiU did get stabbed in the back by third party majority, not just deny games to Nintendo, but design their games to fail. (See Mass Effect and Sniper V2) It was basically Nintendo going it alone for the WiiU. And what was really bad was Nintendo wanted to entice 3rd party devs, so like with the 3DS, they let 3rd party games take the lead. And it all went downhill from there.

Not him but uhhh... twitter's already taking advantage of the trend.

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That's a bit of a misnomer. We wouldn't have known about the outfit before release if the game hadn't leaked basically a month ahead of time. The outfit was revealed for XB2 before Smash was officially released, so chances are it was supposed to be unveiled there before people got their hands on Smash and found it. It didn't have time to become legitimately popular, it was a planned move to cover all of their bases at once.

I like, they'll probably just call him doug though

Please don't pretend that Nintendo's Wii games were more casual than AssCreed and CoD.

You were on the trend list for like 10 minutes. Get over yourself.

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Then your quest has begun, I bid you well.

I won't defend whatever garbage the rest of the industry was doing at the time but Nintendo wasn't doing great either is all I'm trying to say. Thankfully they've sorted themselves out now so it's whatever

Jesus you're being kinda of a bitch, dude.

It's still true.

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I'll pray for your soul, you're mankind's hope of tomorrow user

FUCK

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>come into thread to make same joke
You did me proud user

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Nigger you think I care if it is? You're still in the same group with scaliefags who get off to bowser whether he's got tits or a dick or both. Y'all are the same either way. Just bowserfags.

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That says Make Smash Great Again, not MAGA

Bowser is an original design. Peach with horns is not. It's not the same thing.

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Till the end of time, I shall wait along with you

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How does he get so many jobs?

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I do not fucking care. That shit was still "Bowser" in a way. That means bowsettefags are a special breed of bowserfags.

It's rule 63 and humanization. End of story. Bowsette shit is your problem from now on, barafag. Not ours.

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Why do white people look the same?

They gave her dimples of venus instead which is a fair trade off.

>That shit was still "Bowser" in a way.

A statement spoken by all idiots who never gave a fuck about Bowser's character until the Bowsette fad.

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God bless your beautiful soul user.

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RTS where you command Bowser's Army

Godspeed you beautiful bastard.

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That is fucking weird man. I swear these guys are sycophants. This is intentional, he knows the world is watching. This man hates vidya and he hates Nintendo games, prove me wrong.

I want OL Bowsette and regular Bowser together.
Or perhaps Doug, with Bowsette as a secretary.

Any 'censorship' that occured in Smash Ultimate was NoJ bowing the to demands on CERO. Since the Switch is region free, final version needed to be approved by all region rating systems. CERO was the most strict so everyone had to adhere to that.
We can blame treehouse for many things, not Smash.

This is what I come here for! Post me in the screencap!

Am I fucking wrong? The bitch had his personality and everything. Father figure. Ruler. Goofball. It was all that just in Peach's body. That was basically it.

It was just some stupid magic shroom shit.

Now I'm not gonna say this again. The bowsette fags? They're in the same group as you. Wanting to fuck bowser whether he has a male body or female body. A dick or a vagina. It don't matter. That's the cold truth here.

He has the same name as Xenoblade X's Doug Barrett. See, it's funny because the head of NoA shares a name with a Nintendo character!

Yeah, what I said in doesn't change at all, so I'm just going to repeat that. You don't know anything about personality, you never cared at all until 10,000 pictures of Peach looking smug popped up.

Stay strong user.

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Nintendo of America doesn't make games AFAIK.

Unless he has a fan in Japan (and in Japan Bowser is known as King Koopa) I'm not seeing it happening.

I deadass just fucking listed his known personality traits throughout the series. I've played the fucking games and watched the damn show for shits and giggles. Are you really calling me a liar here? Or are you just mad that I'm speaking the truth?

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Pretty much the only thing Bowsettefags know about Bowser they just copied off each other, which is why so many Bowsette pics look exactly the same. This is all Bowser is according to Bowsettefags:
1. He's always smug looking
2. He shows his palms to the camera a lot
3. He wants to have sex with either Mario or random guys
4. He likes to wear bikinis and and dresses

Yeah, totally Bowser.

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I support you in your noble cause, user.

I'm gonna fucking completely forget about it, but I hope I remember this

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See ya in the future user, you'll be the greatest of us all

Mad respect user

Hang in there

Noice

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Hold the phone. Are those plushies tied up with an Xbox controller? Nice touch if so

Weak and Retardpilled

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go

go !!

That's a gamecube controller you inept fuck

>3. He wants to have sex with either Mario or random guys

This is honestly funny coming from the gay barafag.

I don't recall ever arguing that was his personality, but nice try anyway. Assuming you tried.

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Ah, the lighting made it look like it was tilted at a different angle with the glare resembling the lighter trim on the underside of an Xbox controller.

you faggot

Should have used a trip. Meme potential wasted.

He can still use the post number

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So what games are there on the switch that you enjoy? I want to play something besides smash. I tried BotW and I didn't really like it

The ONE time an archive was good

>Omg! Peach with horns!

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Wait wait wait hold up.

Porn of bowser in his original form has been around for years and suddenly now his personality matters to you because of that bitch? When has a character's personality mattered when it came to porn of all things?

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if I have to choose between literal gays and bowsetee, I'll pick bowsette

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Why are you asking me? Ask who was all IT'S TOTALLY HIS PERSONALITY as if Bowser's personality is a sex-crazed dominatrix who wears skimpy clothing.

Imagine being this made over a meme that you felt the need to draw dumb shit like this.

You don't have a choice, Bowser is the President, not your dead meme.

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>omg a frog!!!!!

Based.

No idea whats he referring to. But based

That's me you just (you)'d. I never at any point implied he was a sex maniac canonically, christ. I'm only saying if you really expect fictional characters in porn to act in-character you got another thing coming. That's it. Does anyone ever say shit about the pics where he rapes Peach's ass or fucks his daughter Wendy? Fuck no.

Can you both SHUT UP AND JUST GO FAP ALREADY.

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user in charge of heartfelt emotions.

Heh, works every time.

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The fuck are you talking about, all you've done is try and say it's the same character as Bowser. That's literally all you've said. He's not a slut, which is the only reason people care about Bowsette. Get your fucking head checked.

>Barafags derailing another thread to make it about themselves
Not surprised in the slightest

I just have to hear him speak for a long time. Hopefully they have an E3 press conference this year. Reggie had a very unique way of speaking that made him memorable. If this guy is just like every other CEO at E3, he sucks.

>implying I'm Bowser

>Get your fucking head checked
>Said the one obsessed with a fictional lizard's "personality"
lmao

I didn't fucking SAY he was a slut you fucking moron. I just said Bowsette was basically Bowser but a ruler, father, and goofball. WHERE THE HELL DID I SAY HE LIKED COCK IP THE ASS? Literally fucking NOWHERE.

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Sorry to burst your bubble user, but a secretary is not just an employee you can fuck, but also someone who does valuable work. I doubt Bowser will do everything by himself.

Have you ever even seen a Bowsette picture before...?

I'm not the one who brought it up.

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Thanks doc

Yes. The ratings are exceptional.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fl5ljaNNu7I&ab_channel=HerbieHopps

Don't change the fucking topic, cock breath. I said what I said. Bowsette is just peach with bowser's canon personality traits. Period. A goof. A good parent. And a ruler. That's it. That's literally all I meant. I never said he liked to suck dick. Ever.

Also the fact that you took god damn bowsette porn seriously like it's an actual genuine threat to Bowser's public image is pathetic. And you still acting like it is isn't making you look better. It just makes you look as obsessed with a dead meme as /trash/ is.

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>Bowsette is just peach with bowser's canon personality traits.

Guess we're just looping all the way back to

I am bumping this post, eagerly awaiting fan-art I really don't want to see

>This shit again

Then tell me what his personality traits are, fuck face. Because as far as I know those are the most known ones revolving him.

Kid, we all know you that you don't care about Bowsette for being a "good parent goofball" which is like 100 pictures out of 10,000. You just want to fuck her. You could've saved yourself an hour of nothing if you just admitted that from the start.

Reggie's still gonna work at Nintendo tho, right? right guys?

he isnt leaving us?

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This is why I keep coming here.

Based

>No idea whats he referring to.
You must be 18 or older to use this site.

Seems like a nice enough guy, why do Nintendo actually get human CEOs and not supermutants like Wilson and Kottick?

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I'll be baking a delicious cake for you in the meanwhile.

Why don't we speed up the process?
Just build speed up a slope for 12 hours and just post it already.

You idiot, that would send him to a parallel universe, not the future.

being human is one of their most profitable selling points.

they couldnt NOT be human even if they Doug Bowser secretly has the temperament of Patrick Bateman.

I want to be in screencap

Fuck off zoomer, you weren't even born when Bowser was the best character in Paper Mario.

Fuck no. Normalfags can't make good waifus for shit.

Also you haven't told me what Bowser's personality traits are yet. And again barafag, you're not in any place to talk about waifufags since you want koopa dick up your ass.

Who the hell do you think I am faggot, your teacher? I'm just calling you a bitch for thinking that they're actually the same character and that Bowsette isnt just some dominatrix queen sex fullfillment fantasy. If Bowser really was the same as Bowsette as you keep claiming then nobody would even care about Bowsette because Bowser already exists. People care because they want to sexualize her. End of story, accept it, that's reality, quit being a fag.

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Because the people there actually enjoy what they're doing.

>, quit being a fag.
lol take your own advice

It's probably the fact that his last name (Bowser) is also the English name of the main villain of Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. series. At least that was the first thing that stood out to me when I heard his name.

>yfw he will never leave

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Finally a reason to live

He has to die eventually.
Considering he's older than most of this board someone will see it happen and post it.

have a (you)

>inb4 mods delete this thread

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>Reggie is near his 60's
What the shit

This Bowser guy looks older than Reggie.

>first day on the job and already has memes
Beautiful.

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Black don't crack

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This. Doug's already bald, Reggie was balding a little on top but still had his hair.

nice

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bowser is bara entry tier
only plebs wank to bowser

Any kind of fag is better than Bowsettefags.

So this Bowser guy previously worked at EA, how long ago though? before the actual evil that is EA?

of course a fag would say this

Anyone with common sense would say it.

...is what a fag would say

Fags sound pretty smart.

of course a fag would think this

Pokemon, Zelda, and Mario

...Yep.

>HUUURRR LOOK AT ME I GOT THE LAST REPLY HURRRR

you sound upset

Nice post.

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put me in the screenscap

This, obviously

>When he leaves, I will post so long gay bowser. This will be the last thing I have left to live for. Until then I wait.
God bless you based user, I will wait for you to see your glorious return

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fug

>ginity that this guy was only chosen because his name has bowser in it.

You sir are a man on a mission, I salute you and godspeed.

Reggie sure isn't "white", but he counts as "black" in the US? Seriously?

This is the best timeline.

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Goddamnit. Put me in the screencap.

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>Put me in the screencap.
Why?

bowsette is just bowser but for people who want to fuck bowser without being called gay

So in a few years, the anons who come after me will know I that I came right here. Right now.

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I'll jack off to doug instead.

Thoughts?

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Haitian immigrant

If he eats a Super Crown, will he become Doug Bowsette?

When the times come I'll be there to support you, user

youtu.be/nbbsw5lLsoo

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I hope hes not gay

Of course

orange fan sad