Describe a video game using quotes from Homestar Runner

Describe a video game using quotes from Homestar Runner

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>implying anyone on nu-Yea Forums is old enough to know what that is

Here's the first quote that came to mind:

"Well I think it's fantastic Strong Mad. That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever seen."

Doesn't really describe any game now does it?

God I fucking miss this series.

A stack of Xbox One games.

ARROWED!!!

OW! my skin!

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DOOM 2016

"MEET A FIST!" "PUNT!" "DOOJ!" "VOIP"

Woah this thing looks like it could release some serious cacodemons.

Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!

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SEVER YOUR LEG PLEASE SIR, IT'S THE GREATEST DAY

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BUY ALL OUR PLAYSETS AND TOYS!

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I'm MAD that I'm flying!

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"I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and—"

"I'll improve on your methods!!"

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>That's just it, Tompkins. You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape!

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SAGA OF RYZOM IS THE BEST COMPUTER GAME IVE EVER PLAYED. AND IVE PLAYED STATE OF EMERGENCY.

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A-deleted. DELETED?! What?! Oy, what happened? No! Undeleted! Undeleted! I didn't mean to do that! Awwww, man!!!

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He should be working on SPM.

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Of course, our flagship roller coaster would be The Bowels of Trogdor!! Which would like whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow.

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I can do it! I can do it 11 times! (I know it's 9 fuck it)

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Find-The-Load-Bearer, Bed-Axe... I've never heard of any of these games we're playing!

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This is the second or third to worst contest I've ever heard of.

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the flash games on homestar were so much fun

>Homestar Runner still updates out of the fucking blue sometimes

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MAKING

OUT

WITH

You gotta have blue hair

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>he didnt even post the worst video game food crossover

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I miss video games

All right, Edgar, now drop a train on 'em...

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>back $200 tier for basic wooden game board
>think to myself “it’s only $1600 more for the exquisitely hand crafted consummate edition with built in lazy Suzette”
>decide against it
My biggest regret in life

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This is the first time I've ever seen frozen chili.

Hotline miami

CHAWACTERS?
DOWNLOADSSS
TOONS!
STORE!!!
E-EMAILZ

Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice.

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COACH Z YOU JERK

CH-DO-TO-ST-EMAILS

Damn, so close. Could have been perfect if they had the other's name.

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What happened to them anyway?

Really got to get around to playing this series by the way. I loved the demos.

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One of them went on to help make Gravity Falls.

I believe one or both of the brothers went on to work on that kids' show Yo Gabba Gabba. Not sure after that

youtube.com/watch?v=L0nuQ5o2DYU

I miss my mom

COACH Z, YOU JERK.

Don't forget this
youtube.com/watch?v=6szV01Jzong

I think they did some writing for The Aquabats Super Show
Then they did a series of shorts for Disney called Two More Eggs. It was kinda hit or miss
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTmUMlUMdk
Trauncles was really good
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-c9vZGFs&list=PLQx9F8rpI4l9p8KnsDFzRLpBfdqsOH0BC&index=2&t=0s

listen up straight y'all biscuit heads
i'd like a piece of dry toast and two scrambled eggs
order o hash browns and make em extra crisp
a glass o orange juice and bowl o cheese grits

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>Matt: (age 42)
>Mike: (age 45)
Are they going to be okay?

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I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE QBLEPON IS THE BEST GAME

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Oh... that’s very... overt.

Matt wrote some of its best episodes

Resident Evil 7

EH STEVE

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>"Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all!"
>Aw, fine then! I'll take it orf!

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omfg thats great

God I Miss this cartoon.

"Oh! Here's something that doesn't appear to be making fun of me, comin' up behind, it's the pam pam bloon!"

They've gone back to making them. It's slow going, but it's going.
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"Pompom, get the gun."

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WHAT DID I SAY?
MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS

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Blurry.
Photographic.
Evidence.

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I finally have an excuse to post this.

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You don’t understand
You all understand
I mean don’t understand

"Strong Bad my mouth was a broken jpeg, I had no choice!!

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"I've inscribed the entirety of paradise lost on a single grain of basmati rice!"

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16 oz of beans and beef!

>Perducci: "Allow me to introduce you to both my secret weapon and your doom:..Killingyouguy!"

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I literally think of that episode every time I see another shitty "leak"

"Is there like, a sign on my door that says 'Wanted: Everyone I hate'?"

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"The Krokus poster on my front porch drew her near, and the Slayer poster in my hallway won her heart"

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"Oh, I can take my shirt off."

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YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

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>I can see a StrongBa in there but it's being eaten by some kind of Linux

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Sony games?

“Blah-hi, kids, I’m Crack Stuntman. I used to do the voice of Cheat Commander on the cartoon man show until contractual mumbo-jumbo screwed me out of the sweetest gig I ever had! Please take me back!”

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"Mr. Poofers must die!"

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>And it's still good

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best one in the thread so far

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Yeah, lemme get about 50 Thanksgiving Lover's pizzas delivered to the only castle around here

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"He's like a big square, this guy. I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all. Unsettling. I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but Cubeland is a place I just made up."

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Ter-shi-air-y

"If I had a nickel for every email I got, I would throw them at people in the food court."

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you must be girls

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Now the long national nightmare is over, thanks to one charismatic leader. Strong Bad, your star is on the rise!

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I guess I forgot to port

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Japanese cartoons are WEIRD, man

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jibblyjibblyjibblyjibblyjibbly

I'm a song from the sixties!

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>I can do it! I can do it nine times!

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Image rather than a quote. As to the game it describes, use your imagination.

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And for my next trick, I shan't make anything appear!

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>playing peasant's quest
>option to print the game map
>print it
>black background
>RIP inkjet printer

"I can't believe they scheduled school pictures for the same day as tape a dead thing to your face day."

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fucking kek

What? A Deep Impact DVD? You got me this for like the last three years man!

I know! And you liked it so much I decided to get it for you again!

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TEEN GIRL SQUAD

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I remember a time when I was able to play "cacodemon" in Scrabble because I remembered how Strong Bad said it

Thatch roof COTTAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

THATCH ROOF COTTTAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

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Looks Like We're Gonna Have To JUUUMP!

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Homestar runner is shit.

Haldo!

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From the company that made that game TROGDOR!, and that game Rabbit Algebra, comes a graphical text adventure of rather large proportions. Videlectrix programmers have actually been hard at work bringing this epic adventure to life. Make your way through the lush 16 color landscapes of peasantry using our state of the art text commands and interface. Featuring 2-bit mono PC internal speaker sound! Coming soon to a 286 CGA enabled PC near you!

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"Call now for a free cancellation!"

My pre order for fallout 76% off

"SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKIN DUCK AWAY FROM ME"

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Imagine being this brain dead.

>You better be ugly. Or fat. The gift of metal does not smile upon the good looking

Cheerleader!

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Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.

Ha. I couldn't think of a game for that quote.

Super cringe hecka yikes and major Oof

It's not funny nor is it entertaining. It's like 4 year old humor.

Based Bonus Stage reference, that show was the shit.

>But State of Emergency is terrible.
>But not this game!

One of them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A.

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Ahhhh, Twopical Lazah Beaaams. Laser Beams of loove Twopical lima beans~

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The Adventures of Lolo? You better s-s-sav saved the receipt!

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>Uh, did you try to case mod that meatloaf you're makin'?
>No, why?
>'Cause I think it's BRICKED!
>3.2ghz cell processor with 3 dual-threaded cores, 1.8 TFLOPS, 256mb XDR...
>Light bloom, floating point frame buffers, volumetric effects, high dynamic range rendering...

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"I've had a theme park in development for some time now... It'd be called Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace USA!"

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"Now spell Encyclopedia"

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Now I feel like I really need to brush my teeth. Lookin' at all that rust...and beef

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There are many takes in this world I disagree with but this is one of very few that makes me instantly distrust a person

Uh, did you try to case mod that baby you're makin*

Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!

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Explain why it's so good then.

Explain why it's bad

"I CAN'T SPELL YOU"

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I already did here The jokes are plain and boring, the animation isn't that great, and the general setup for each toon just fall flat for me. It's barely entertaining and it feels like a Disney cartoon you'd watch at 7am on a Saturday. They type that gets cancelled because no one watches it.

I don't understand why it's so popular. It's boring.

"What's this? Did the quadratic formula explode?"

Sever your leg please.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
WIDDOW BWODOOWWW
HE'S GOT THE HEAWT OF A CHAMPION

Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—

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Shitty animation, terrible sound quality, and the writing is just piss-poor kids-show jokes.

So an so!

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"Aw man! That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!"

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What's-her-face!

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>Consummate V's. CONSUMMATE!

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The Ugly One!!

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>Oh that's it. Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder

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I don't get it
I've watched all of these fucking videos when they first came out and then a bunch afterwards but I literally can't remember ANYTHING except come on fhwbghads
How do you fucking autists remember these stupid quotes from12 years ago
Post some good ones

Every other Peasan'ts Quest joke has a special place in my nostalgia.

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>filename
based

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the system is down

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Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Bad. Look, I just wanted to run something by you, um... Everybody else I've talked to says that this is the worst idea I've ever had, and that my career will go down in flames if I do this, so you're my last hope to tell me that this is a great idea. As you know, it's June of 2012, which means we're coming up on the ten year anniversary of Everybody to the Limit, so I want to celebrate in grand fashion, and I figured what better way than to make a sequel! It's like... Fhqwhgads Revisited! Let me just play a little demo right here over the phone. Let's fhqwhgads again! Let's fhqwhgads again! Let's fhqwhgads again! Let's fhqwhgads again! You remember that song, from that one summer. It was really good, and you emailed it to all your friends. Let's fhqwhgads again, so you can email it to all your friends! Let's fhqwhgads again, and now email your friends. Guess who will be there? Probably Joe and Jake. You remember Joe and Jake? I mentioned them in the first song. Th- this is the sequel. Let's fhqwhgads again! F, H, Q, W-H, G-A-D-S. F, H, Q, W-H, G-A-D-S. F, H, Q, W-H, G-A-D-S.

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Deltaco'd

>he doesnt think sugar rittled gunshots in a crowded mall isnt the greatest gag ever written
Get a load if this no taste plebsquatch

>Don't eat my chicken wings!
>We know! The chicken wings will make us grow a hundred feet tall!
>No they won't!
>Then why didn't you want us to eat your chicken wings?
>'Cause they mine! And they good!

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Only liars and thieves eat grumble cakes

>A crafty fad, once loved by all. I'll hang you on a '70s basement wall!
>Oh no! Macrame! My worst nightmare!

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And those people go to prison

THE CHEAT

Yeah! You're all gonna be in this experimental film!

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And even though I can't explain it, I already know how great it's.

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>and even though I can't explain it, I already know how great it is

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and even though I can't explain it, I already know how great its

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okay, that's the best one

how the fuck did he age thirty years on only nine?

By being Evaxephon probably.

CONSONANT Yea ForumsS

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Consummate!