Confess

I follow the following on Twitter:
>JWong
>SonicFox
>Daigo
>Hungrybox
>Leffen
>Tuk_Basement
>Mang0
>ScrubQuotes

I like BotW

I like shipping Link with lots of girls. I've started writing a fanfic with Marin--before the LA announcement--and am hoping there won't be anything new that'll affect the canon I have in my head.

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unironically all you gotta do is emulate

I courted and married Arthur while wearing the Lest skin

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I've never finished a video game to completion. Any story based games, I end up stopping either in the middle or near the end.

Pepe and Wojak posting should be bannable

Honestly I'd go for Arthur too if I was gay.

I fucked my sister on xbox live

when i was in highschool i had sleep overs with my male friends and i molested them in their sleep. we were all teenagers

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I buy Forza every year and like it.

I buy pretty much every Far Cry game and enjoy them every time

I love hating on modern games, even though I secretly like them.

>two sections for weebshit
>not one for music
That's the real sin here

I don't know how to git gud or deal with online anxiety anymore.
>play online game
>have fun during the initial learning/getting to know the game
>get to the point I'm not a noob but am still pretty bad compared to good players
>I wanna git really gud at this game and climb ranked and be considered a great player
>watch/read guides, watch pros, learn and practice constantly
>finally feel like I have the tools and knowledge to really git gud
>stop playing the game
every damn time

The time I decided to try and fuck a dude.
I'm straight married male, 32, out of town on business trip.
Years and years of porn has got me thinking I may like it. Registered a profile on Grindr(rip).
Blue collar dude says he's interested. I specify oral with possible anal. He picks up condom and lube but says no pressure.

Shows up at hotel. Nice guy older than me. In shape, probably from years of working construction. He comes in and take off my pants. Starts the lollipop shuffle. Not bad I think. His beard hits my balls, ok no way to pretend I am with a dude.

He pulls down his pants. My fucking God the thing is like a fucking tree limb. I have average white guy dick, 5.5inches. This fucker is like 8 and thicc. I try to succ. Can barely fit in my mouth. We try for a bit more then fucker picks me up and turns me over (I'm 6'2 220 lbs) and starts tounging my starfish. Feels weird, I don't like it. He asks if we can fuck. I decide might as well try it, I say yeah. He Jimmies up and gets the lube going. I am starting to think about it, anything near that size that has come out of me has hurt. Right then he sticks it in. Fuck!!! I am riding a wave of pain. I am moaning and crying like someone shot me, he starts going faster. I became his bitch. I start realizing this is not my thing. Want to yell stop but, dude was getting his fuck on, didn't want to be a faggot and stop him from getting his nut. He blows. My ass is filled with his cum. He goes into the bathroom washes up and leaves.

I realized that night homo sex is not for me. Never again.

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I'm playing Nier: Automata right now and I thinks it's a decent game so far.

100% disgusting fags

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I have a strong feeling this didn't happen

>didn't want to be a faggot
>My ass is filled

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My power fantasy is being in love with a fat nerd, enabling his neet lifestyle while he lets me use him as I please. He would only be in charge of the snacks and housekeeping.
This will never happen.

I sincerely hope you’re female.

I can't "game" anymore. I used to sit down for 8+ hours when I had the time and just crush games nonstop in that time. Now I can't play more than 1-3 hours before I need to take an hour+ break. It fucking sucks.

That's not even bad dude

Are you a cute boy by chance?

>the last of us, Half Life 2 and Ocarina of Time are my favorite games
>I love Detroit Become Human and genuinely believe it does the branching narrative thing better than anything Telltale ever made
>I watch Game Grumps regularly and think the show got better when Dan came on. I also love Super Mega and got a VIP ticket for a live show
>I use walkthroughs and quick saves whenever possible and almost always play on the easiest difficulty
>The Last of Us, Half Life 2 and Ocarina of Time are my favorite games
>I fucking hate fighting games but I've pirated several of them because I love femdom. I go into training mode and record Ivy Valentine or Anna William's beating the shit out of a male opponent
>I made it into Master rank every season I played Overwatch only as Mercy. Anything else, even tanks and Junkrat, I sucked hard
>I played TF2 with LMAOBox for years and transferred all the items I got on that account to my main
>I never seed
>I have over 12k wallpapers
>I refuse to play any game that's notoriously difficult/obtuse, like Ninja Gaiden or something like that. I also refuse to play Metroidvanias because I hate getting lost
>I genuinely consider the PS4 to be the best console I've purchased in years
>I write shipping fanfiction. I've gotten into games for the shipping and have written fics about games I haven't played
>I'm totally okay with an increased emphasis on cinematic games

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I bought criminal girls 2 while masturbating and now I own it forever

I think you can grow out of video games, if you hit 30 not a virgin do you stop caring about video games?

I love shota very much

Cool, but what's your confession?

Post yfw I’m not
Not that cute, but am a dude

I hate this place

You wouldn't happen to live in California?

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I haven't bought a game new since 2014
I don't buy current gen consoles or hardware because it's often unjustifiable to buy a console just to play Bloodborne or Gaylo
I say I play games but most of the time I just end up staring at a blank windows desktop or just sleep with the console on
I hate everything

I spend more time and money on mobile gacha games instead of video games that I have.

I really want to get into Nier but the sudden camera angle change makes my head hurt.

I want a shota to cum or dry orgasm in my mouth

I’m an EU fag sadly, but I appreciate the hints

I have bought and sold Switch 3 times

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I have to pee every time before I jerk off or else I won't enjoy it.

??

>EU
L O N D O N

I'm a pirate
and I love video games

I unironically like a lot of Game Theory when it's covering a game I like and not FNAF or some shit

>>I use walkthroughs and quick saves whenever possible and almost always play on the easiest difficulty
This doesn't really bother me, just makes me wonder why you're so scared of failure.

Close, there’s a bit of water between that city’s country and mine though.

everyone does that

i want to find a girlfriend on an mmo

I don't

I own all of this.
other than head tracking I don't use any of it (saving it for my next computer
It's really fucking awesome

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I'm manual labor because I'm too dumb to do anything else and haven't played videogames in about half a year. I watch most of the games I'm interested in via streamers on twitch because I'm too wiped from work to focus on actually playing. I sub to 6 different streamers including Shadman and Cirno_TV solely for spamming weeb emotes in other streams.

i can pretend to be your girlfriend :3

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I play competitive games nearly every day and I'm 34.
I play a ton of different games. Paladins, HotS, Rocket League, and Dota2 to name a few
I never play ranked in any of those games because I'm afraid I've lost my edge from age and fear failure. Despite this, I continue to play even though I have numerous medical conditions that affect my hands, heart, and brain function.
I have spent entirely too much money on these games and it's causing me to go broke, I'm currently looking for a second job to keep from losing my home.
I'm still happy despite not living an "adult life" with wife and kids or an amazing career.
I think I need help with addiction, but I'm not sure.

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What is this? Car stuff?

Stop thinking the opinions of others matter when deciding what you like. You are entitled to like whatever pleases you for whatever reason.

looks like some steel battalion shit

Thats just depressing user.

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>didn't want to be a faggot
>let I let the guy finish fucking my ass

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That's unfortunate.

I only have one friend and I always feel it's because he feels sorry for me

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I can't play on any difficult lower than half

you're doing better than me, I have no friends.

Flight sim stuff. Specifically DCS; the stick and throttle are modeled after the real deal in the A10 Warthog. Rudder pedals, throttle, joystick, and head-tracking gear.

You could play a flight sim with car stuff, but you couldn't play a car game with flight sim stuff. The flightsim pedals are connected, if you press the right one down, the left one comes up. This is not true for car pedals.

I'm gay

Same.

I'm still in love with my unrequited love even though she went back to Spain and it's been two or three years by now but I'm pretty sure I just like the feeling of "love" that she makes me feel. It may also just be because there's nobody of my ethnicity hin this state of Wh*toids so it may just partly be a major fear that if I had a kid it'd be with one of them and he'd grow up to be a Burger and not have/lose any connection to the culture, music, and country I came from.

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Sticker Star is a "mindless and satisfying" kind of enjoyable game to me, and I prefer to think of it as a spinoff where they tried to combine the dialogue and turn-based qualities of Paper Mario with the casual breeziness of a typical 2D Mario platformer. Like most people I obviously don't like it anywhere near as much as the previous games in the series, but if you can take it for what it is, it's just a quick little papercraft romp with amazing music where managing an inventory, bopping on bad guys, peeling stickers and grabbing coins feels good in short doses. But I would unapologetically claim that the snow area in Sticker Star is oozing with legitimate charm and is comparable in quality to other Chapters in the older Paper Mario games.

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But the Spanish ARE whitoids unless they're andalus

Why not move to spain?

I WANNA FUCK FAT GIRLS

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I play open world rpgs and anything of the sort purely so I can walk around as a barefoot girl

Fat girls are the best. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Sometimes I wanna do for how raunchy and degenerate it would feel

I love Splatoon 2 and it's the only online game I'm decent at.
My bf is really bad at it and kind of wish he would get better. Still happy he plays with me

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>spent easily $200 on shit for War Thunder.
>bought bitcoin at $19k.
>turned down a pretty girl who wanted to be my girlfriend in highschool because I had my eye on a 10/10. I think that was the last straw, she went kinda crazy shortly after that and she's a single mother now. Meanwhile I'm still nogf

>be me
>constantly called mobile games cancer for years
>said lootboxes and microtransactions need to go away permanently
>have said people that buy said microtransactions are cancer on gaming
>started playing the DBZ gacha game, Dokkan Battle
>became a whale a year and a half into playing it
>"I-its fine I'm spending all this money because I played it for a long time without spending a cent"
>literally use 4/5 of my money every week on the game

It's a rabbit hole dude. I had to be sucked into it before I understood it.

Funny thing is she's Galician so little to no chance of her having any Moorish blood, but U still like memeing that Spaniards and Italians aren't Wh*te but that may also just be another coping mechanism. As I said I'm afraid of having a child here because it'd cement me into this place I don't really feel like belong or want to stay in.
Not a Spaniard but I could become a citizen after two years of residency true. Sometimes I liked thinking about going to her region and proclaiming my love to her again but that's just a freaky fucking thing to do and she had a boyfriend back then anyways when I did it but I didn't care since I "loved" her. I'm pretty sure it's just me not feeling a connection to women here other than just as a possible fling.

>always dtf
>loyal
>clingy
>does any chore you ask them to do
>usually into the same degenerate hobbies you're into
yeah they are

I just bought Skyrim again.

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>does any chore you ask them to do
>fat people doing work
Doubt.

I'm not talking about hamplanets, I'm talking about chubby girls with zero confidence.

I like making my party members suffer. If I can make them regret everything, die, or even commit suicide, I jerk off and I'm happy. Off because I don't enjoy that kind of shit irl.

>/int/ calling me a non white kara boga for being a spaghetti nigger was just cause latinos wanted friends

kinda cute tbqh

Im Marrying a fat girl, getting over other peoples thoughts about it was the best decision I made for myself and my dick

I don't know how you gleaned that from my post nor can I actually comprehend part of your post but I'll accept it since it feels like I'm just rambling in this VIDEO GAME thread.

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OOT is such a fucking masterpiece, i wish i could experience it for the first time again

>confess

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I feel like I go on Yea Forums these days purely out of habit. Most stuff on Yea Forums these days is strange and bewildering to me, like all the political stuff everyone here bickers about now, but I keep coming back. I've been coming here since around the early 2010's, so maybe my mind is just too attached to this place.

you could roofie yourself then play it

mementos is a good choice for smash

I just ate a small bag of cold mixed vegetables like it was a bag of potato chips

I am an NPC, we're all programmed to never let user know he is the only sentient being inside the simulation, however some of us develop something akin to sentience, this is always followed by Them disposing of us. It's not painful it's a simple reset, I'm waiting to be disposed of at any moment now "living" knowing this is painful anyway.
user I know you're reading this, do not tell Them what They want to know, don't give Them what They seek, remember what They did to those you loved and cared for, remember what They DID to you. It won't get better but don't give up.

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Try hypnosis, user.

I love Fallout 76

I only recently started getting into gaming as a 21 yr old. I've been dabbling with emulators for the GBA, N64, SNES for a couple years now but I barley made my steam account 1 month ago. I feel like I've missed out so much.

I never finished a standard Mario game

somebody from a general on /vg/ has been stalking me for three years

It's not the best game in the world but its enjoyable. I don't know why some people on this board try to crucify it all the time.

I still love you

/feg/, /owg/ or /xivg/?

I call myself a huge Touhou fan, but I only beat EOSD and PCB. I just can't find myself motivated enjoy bullet hells enough to go for more, though I really like the fighting games. I just like the setting and characters now, with all the really great fan games too.
Not like I dislike bullet games, but I honestly lost interest after a while and I feel kinda bad.

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Doing manual labour does not mean you are stupid, doing manual labour that is not a trade means you are stupid. It takes intelligence to be a reliable electrician, plumber, welder, gas technician, hvac installer. Apply for an apprenticeship and move to a big a city where the housing market is hot and lots of new homes are being built, a smart tradesman can make six figures under those circumstances.

I really enjoyed the Halo Wars games despite them being effectively mobile-game-tier in terms of gameplay

how is the second one?
I had decent fun with the 1st one during a free weekend, until I hit a wall in the campaign

most people are like this i think, i was into the games for a short while but kind of lost interest after 1ccing eosd, pcb, and mof
im mostly just into the music / characters / doujins (lewd and not lewd) really

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I can't say I spend a lot of money compared to you but it's pretty been tempting to just blow some of my saved money to the game I play.

you fucking disgust me

L O N D O N

It's pretty good. If you liked the 1st you'll probably enjoy it.
The cutscenes are hype as fuck just like the first one

Only downside is you have to get it from the Windows store and that can be buggy sometimes

I haven't finished majora's mask yet. Last thing I remember was getting eggs or something underwater for a song, gave after not completing that.

ok fag
check this 7

I've never beaten a zelda game and I've never even played a single final fantasy game

My only online friends I have is this competitive TF2 group I played with back in high school. We've been friends since 2011 and all we do is play Dota and shitpost in our discord. I don't know if I hate this or not.

Dark Souls 3 is my least favorite entry in the series and I genuinely have a deep love for DS2, having put more than 1k hours into it just trying to get two of every single weapon/shield/spell/etc in the game just so I had no weapon or shield that I could duel wield. I absolutely love that backstepping had I-frames and that it was the only game in the series to really let you be an in-combat wizard because of the sheer number of spells you could utilize and the number of both damage oriented and utility oriented spells.

I play league of legends and i have serious problems with anger when playing, everybody tells me im super toxic and im trying to change but i loosing my mind when playing
im a neet

I still play Rocket League.

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>start playing league in season 2 with some friends
>end up playing it almost daily up to season 5
>now only ever play a couple aram games every now and then
>friends still play ranked and get mad all the time
>impossible to pull friends away from league for more than a day
league of legends is a legitimate disease
its not even fun to play with them anymore since they even get mad in unranked games

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I'm jerking off to everyone reading this post. You're all so godamn sexy.

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>I like Sonic 2 more than 3K
>I like the shooting in New Vegas more than 4
>I hate Cuphead

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It's the right amount ratio of mindless collecting to seeing what's over the next hill.

I was mad my cousins town was better than mine in Animal crossing so when he slept I took his memory card and soaked it in hot water for 5 minutes

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Usually, I start threads with 60 iq questions and even so, people fill them with many answers. This gives a bad reputation to that series and to the fandom ... I'll never do it again ...

I'm gay

I haven't. They're a cheap, easy passtime that I can enjoy with my friends, many of whom moved away from this city.

You start caring a lot less for vidya drama, though.

I savescum in M&BWarband

mmm keep going babe

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>Papist scum

But I worked out I've spent 30,000 dollars on vidya games and devices.

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I'm having trouble with the urge to play vidya

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Wrong board, /fat/her. Although some Yea Forumsermin would benefit from throwing themselves at the holy art of lifting.

I just turned eighteen, but I've been LARPing as a guy in his mid-twenties to gain approval

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here's the initial (you)
There are people who literally think like this

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That's probably a majority of this site nowadays.

>wake up
>"can't wait to play some vidya today"
>post on Yea Forums, eat, watch videos, etc.
>tfw 6 hours have passed and haven't touched a single game
it keeps happening and I don't know why

jerked off with some due over omegle last night
he left after i finished

I haven't played a game that isn't tf2 in months now
occasionally I start installing a game but I never even finish installing them, I always change my mind

I still kinda want Shantae in smash even though theres no fucking way its ever gonna happen.

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Marina from Mischief Makers would be better.

same, i'm too adhd to even fuck off correctly

That's fair, I don't know enough about mischief makers to argue otherwise

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> No Sony garbage like Bloodborne, The Last of Us, Soi of War or Uncharted
Based

I continue to play FFXIV to pick up girls. I've only succeeded thrice. I really want a gf from it, but two were unstable as fuck and the third was already successful where she was so she wasn't moving.

It must suck being you

I can't cope with the fact that I'm a below average person with no talents, or skills and I push others away because I feel like anyone who wants anything to do with me is only trying to hurt me.

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Toss another one, tit for tat

I play JRPGs all the time but almost never finish them.

Same.

That's the nature of the internet

I want to be a cute vidya grill

I like The Last of Us. Not only the story, the gameplay too.

>want to play ffxiv for multiple reasons including this
>dont give a shit about story
>hate the slow combat
>cant be fucked to grind through 200 hours of story quests
>all while paying £10 a month

>Remember going on Yea Forums when I was around 18 or 19 myself
>I'm now 26

Get out of here while you still can. Time goes by way faster as you get older.

I like abusing pills.

But where to?

I don't know, just make sure you don't end up spending 8 years here like I did.

>In WOW I would just sit in stealth in the Alliance camps, pick a target and wait. When they were alone I would keep killing them. They would band together and I'd just hide. Then I would sap em for the lols
>In any MTG game I'll just kill my opponents stuff and let him draw out if I am winning hard.
>In Fighting games, any trash opponent gets me beating them with one move or me letting the clock run out.
>In any RPG I'll trade anything (including team members) for unique items.
>In Smash,if somebody is spamming something cheap, I pick what they picked and beat them with it.

Well it's too late for that, I'm at 9

I've been here for 11

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im 19, obsessed with old games and absolutely hate modern gaming, the most recent multiplayer game i play its Killing Floor

also im bad at videogames

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I genuinely, deeply love a fictional character. I come here to post about it because I'm anonymous here. But I don't like any of the boards, so I feel trapped.

I couldn't beat the Roxas fight in KH2FM on critical mode so I just watched the rest of KH2 on YouTube

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Fag

what character?

Your mom.

GOTTEM

ROASTE
D

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Ya u need help

I'm a Catholic, White, Southerner.

I shouldn't exist and everyone hates me.

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Revel in their hatred.

I'm not white and I hope Yea Forums racism is just a meme

Yea Forums is more diverse than all the progressive groups on earth

I always get the the end of Dark Sols games and never finish them

What does Bloodborne have in common with those interactive movies other than being a Sony exclusive?

Pretty comfy chart, Shawshank Redemption is the only true NPC choice imo.

i still haven't got over pic related

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I actually cry during really sad events in games and can feel depressed for a few days if the story was good enough

Im aditced to LOL? I dont rly know anymore

I've gotten past Anor Londo 4 times but I've never fought Gwyn. I have beaten 2 & 3 though.

My last girlfriend called me daddy. My current girlfriend wants me to call her mommy.

Also I used to think everybody in the world had a penis, men and women alike. Upon telling one friend this, they called me transphobic and now I have a smaller friend circle

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