Hiveswap: Act 2

Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?

Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

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I wouldn't even be shocked if Toby wrote this pasta.

*have to work on Deltarune
Update your fucking pasta.

Never ever. At least we got the best clowns from that cheap datesim, they are all precious. Well, the best clowns after THE best clown.

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where is this from?

It will be released 20 years after Deltarune.

The epilouge and a Q4 2019 release date announcemet for Act 2 which won't be met is my guess.

releasing 2029

he kept toby fox in his basement to make music, his coolness got absorbed by toby fox who could finally break free and do what he wanted

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Why does it take 20 years to finish the next game tho?

We could use Ren'Py and make our own Hiveswap 2 ... with blackjack and hookers.

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Seriously, where's this image from.

Homestuck

Imagine having a fanbase so shitty that it gets kicked off of /trash/

where's the update

never ever

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