Damn dirty orcs

These disgusting creatures are invading our beautiful tamriel. All they do is poison our gene pool and rob out cities. They're good for literally nothing except fucking and fighting. Why do you hate orcs /v?

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Sounds like a group of people I know in real life.

I hate them because I'll never have a huge, muscular, musky Orc gf (male) to force me to shine her sword and lick her abs.

lol lil nordy mad that his bitch prefers the BOC?

God I hate how an orcess will never drink 15 stamina potions, pin me down on our marital bed and rail me all night long

theres actually very little anti orc sentiment in the elderscrolls because they mostly keep to themselves

Are they really that much of a plague when they have such a low population, mostly keep to themselves and history as proven countess times that any organized army can completely BTFO them?

I bet this thread was made by an Altmer wanted to distract us from the real issue.
Fuck you, goldenrod.

I wanna be raped by orc women!

>little orc antisentiment

Your opinion will change once you find one in your breezehome

I don't hate them. In fact, I'd love to have a masculine orc bf, who would be my personal guard as I travel and explore Dwemer ruins

Ask me how do I know you're a Breton.

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How does this image make you feel?

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Isn't interbreeding between races even a thing in ES? I know Bretons are mix of men and mer but aren't orcs and beastmen a no-go?

Todd howard doesn't have fantasies like us

I want to be that boy, but the orc looks more like a falmer desu

>aren't orcs and beastmen a no-go?
what do you mean

in the entire history of the setting there has been no records of a single half-beast but there have been a few half-orcs

male argonian masterrace reporting

I mean is it even possible for kahjiits and argonians to make hellspawn with other races or is it just not allowed?

I know there's nothing like it in the games because bethesda is lazy but I thought there was a lore reason as well.

Alright, human, I'll educate your ass. Let me just whip this out...
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Notes_on_Racial_Phylogeny

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>They're good for literally nothing except fucking and fighting.
Literally most based race.

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there actually was an orc whose mother was orc but father was orc fetishist imperial vampire in Oblivion

>tfw no muscular argonian bf

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>Tfw I love ERPing as a futa human getting fucked or raped by orc males/futas.

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every playthrough I think about picking something else but I just cant stop myself

same

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Notes_on_Racial_Phylogeny
Just dont think about it

Get the fuck out of here lizard man

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There has been a half-Minotaur but his dad was a demigod winged-bullman (technically his son is the first minotaur) so I'm not sure it counts

#notallorcs

God I hate ES lore, it is so stupid. Enjoy the games though,

#allorcs #cuckboy

>ywn fuck an orc

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orcs in TES are technically elves

how can someone be the exact opposite of correct

Hot.

WE

Thanks, I agree. Nothing better than green orc cock up the ass

How embarrassing

yes user they literally wuz until they were cursed by Boethiah into being ugly.

Not even down the throat?

Could some user shop pic related black waifu into an orc waifu with some tribal marking on her thigh

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Down the throat is fantastic too, but I gotta admit anal is my favorite.

the deeper you dig the dumber it gets

I disagree user, male human on Orc female is the best option.

Even better if it's human on orc rape. Overpowering a lumbering muscular beast of a woman and giving her what she secretly wants, but not on any of her terms.

you mean the cooler it gets

if you don't think shit like Numidium is cool then you need to fucking leave.

>tfw no orc mommy gf

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>whoa giant robot
read a book, a real one

eso is the jankiest fucking shit never post it here again

Who else united with your forsworn brethren to unseat those nord bastards keeping us down?

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like how a hermaphroditic dark elf god fucked god of rape for several days while being headless?

sorry user I guess you're just too intelligent for elder scrolls, you should try fallout 76 instead

>I want to wear that corset as a blanket

>elder scrolls
>fallout
basically the same thing at this point

Orcs are based in tes, nords are the true niggers of tamriel. Dwemer are the snowniggers of tamriel

@451881941
weak bait, not even a you from me.

>Hey, did you order the jugs?

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Yeha yeah Svongormofjornson why don't you go and destroy another higly advanced civilization alongside their wonderous cities. It's been a while.

>fucking and fighting
>fucking
There's your answer. Beefy orc daddies with huge green cocks to satisfy our sexual needs. Accept it, Altmer faggot.

nothing wrong with wiping out elf "civilizations"

the only thing "advanced" about dirty mer is their ability to get shit on by based men

JUSTICE FOR TRINIMAC

Is an orc daddy gonna place me in a chastity belt while he fucks my wife?

>knife ear "civilizations"

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>chastity
>ntr
why do these exist

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Does my wood elf perpetuate stereotypes if I built her as a thief archer?

>You will never slurp the thick and goopy Hist sap out of a busty Argonian girl's massive tits, the fluid as resistant to suckage as a McDonalds milkshake, as you go high and see demons in the windows

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stealth archers are the most powerful race in the world

>Does my wood elf perpetuate stereotypes
only if you're a faggot