Oh no! A group of mermaid pirates attacks. What are you going to do?

>tfw no mermaid maid

You ain't getting out of this one, friend.

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Mermaids cannot survive without mermen

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demon gays (2)

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I'd let this thing suck up my star power until she becomes all juicy and plump.

Just abduct landlubbers when needed

Sauce?

Get out of the water and dump a few gallons of antifreeze in there.

What about the good mermaids you're going to kill doing this?

What ABOUT them?

The first one is better

>good
>mermaids
fish "people" deserve nothing

But you are encroaching on their territory.

manifest destiny, fishbitch

manfish destiny

But they do deserve something.
Rape.

All of the oceans belong to man.

There are no manfishes in OPs pictures, only frails mermaids ripe for the taking.

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Oh yeah I'd definitely let them rape me

based lovecraft
show those fishniggers who is boss

god i just want to fuck their tits.

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The captain distributes the slaves though.

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what kind of captain doesn't even have a real working boat
pathetic

>have magic ward already in place
Cast Thundaja

Lure them into my mermaid-harvesting chamber to be slaughtered, and sell their bones to the highest bidder.

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MGE did it better

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>casting spells under water

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I don't know why we never see mermaids based on dolphins or other sea mammals. It'd solve the "how do you fuck them" question no problem.

Why would a fish need a boat?

>not having the Chantless skill
>not being so attuned you can cast spells just by will alone
>adventuring as a lvl 1 mage
It's not my fault you're fucking stupid.

My cum is highly effective against thots

>thots mean that hoe over there
>you're the only one that whips his dick out to all the ladies like a whore
>highly effective against thots

So what you're saying it you masturbate a lot.

Don't fap shame!

I'm saying that their lives and career will be ruined when I forcibly impregnate them against their will and coerce them through violence to raise my bastard children.

*unsheathes futa merdick*

Sit on a corner and cry because I don't have a qt mermaid pirate gf.

>pirate gf
She'd backstab you faster than you imagine. One day you're on a date with her when a few of her piratefriends see you two and then they start poking fun at her how she dates a human. What do you think she'll do? Stand up for you? No, she'll just go on about how she's trying to rape and mug you, so they all join in and do it together while you're left behind now without a pirate gf.

But user, you are her most precious treasure, she will gladly make anyone who talks shit about you walk the plank

If she really was his gf she'd jump straight to the rape

Sorry ladies I identify as a female so you should attack me :^)

Ill never understand the appeal of monstergirls, they are simply monsters, monsters are meant to be killed.

[x] Rape the maids

Exotic
For some, russian roulette, you never know if she might eat you or snuggle you
Can do freaky shit no human can etc