Dark Souls 2

twitch.tv/esamarathon
Dark Souls 2

twitch.tv/esamarathon2
FFX for an indeterminable amount of time

esamarathon.com/schedule

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youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw
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youtube.com/watch?v=tshPSxS9dGY
instagram.com/thelarxa/
youtube.com/watch?v=VgMHWxN2U_w
twitch.tv/esamarathon2/clip/PerfectTentativeDurianPeteZaroll
twitter.com/AnonBabble

imagine being that couch haha

I WANT TO PEE ON ALL OF THEM AHHHHHH

Fuck off shill.

Thanks based anons.

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No one cares

>3DPD poster wakes up
>threads instantly turn into shit
Say whatever you want, but this guy single handily makes the GDQ threads so much more comfy.

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Dark Souls 2>Dark Souls 3

Imagine being CHAD Jecht and your son turning out like soiboi Tidus who still can't handle the bants 10 years after the banting. No wonder he left.

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whats with the black clothing

>inb4 this post is deleted

>implying he didn't place the bottle there to have an excuse.
can't believe you guys are so easily fooled by this legendary tier seat sniffer

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I want to die

No reason for him to stuff his face in her chair. It's obvious that he was trying to cover up his deviant behavior.

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not actually one of the guys who spam Maral and Psychobunny, just picked an ESA related webm since we needed a new thread

They are mourning your virginity user

stream 2 > stream 1

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h-haha

You fucked up.

Black clothing is more flattering if you're a little chubby.

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women are so lame

i want maral gf

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Second stream has collected 1400$

why? I don't care about you guys 3D vs 2D posting non-arguments. Just chill out and enjoy stream 2

>Brown women in charge of the event that wants to bring refugees into the country

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$20% was a great idea.

After you're done thirsting over sweethearts get up and get a good stretch!

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Is there anything that women does not ruin? ESA threads are now beyond saving thanks to enablers and them,

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What was her problem?

>Is there anything that women does not ruin?
your virginity LOOOOOOOOOL

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The threads will be fine again once janny goes back to sleep.

>tfw Maral will never sit on your face
>tfw Maral will never sexually degrade you and emasculate you
>tfw Maral will never rub her stinky feet on your face
>tfw Maral will never make fun of your small dick
why even live

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>women:
>Yea Forumsirgins: I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

It is you who ruins these threads my man

I'd rather stretch you, wii fit trainer-chan

A German girl started a student placement at work this week. She's 22. How do I ask her out for a drink? I think she's cute. I'm 28.

>Is there anything that women does not ruin?
Most things, actually, also, you pic is cherry picking and inaccurate most of the time.

>random guy in the back will finish the FF run
Perfect.

>tfw you don't have a small dick but want your dick ridiculed
it's not fair

>unironically defending posts like

>being a sub

>Dude getting shanghai'd into finishing the run

This is probably the best run in a long while

Anyone here remember Miltent's DS2 run a couple years ago? He was flirting badly with Maral big time while Elajjaz was going full gachi in the donations

Really wish I was there haning out in the Stream 2 room eating some pizza and enjoying some devils weed

I was expecting girls playing Dark Souls for some reason.
Of course I was disappointed.

library-chan ruined mario rpg run

None of these ugly gremlin women are European.

>How do I ask her out for a drink? I think she's cute. I'm 28.
Ask her for a drink
If you think it's uncomfortable to ask her for a drink there's probably a reason so you probably shouldn't
Or you probably should
Only you would know what you should do faggot retard

fucking 11+hour run.
>let's some random in the back finish it cause donator said so.
I love it

She was fine. All she did was remind people to shut up when the runner needed serious time.

They're the new face of europe bigot

>"Females join the vast majority/totally male hobby in an effort to not play the game, but to attract attention largely uncontested from boys Because she is not there to play teh game for the game's sake, she gives a half ass and annoying attempt at playing the game and largely impedes the whole process. She distracts the none-core members."
>Maral does not even know Who Mario is
>She does not even play video games
>She has no idea about Twitch culture, the platform that sponsors and that this event is hosted on
I think it hit all the points perfectly.

fuck gay people

nobody cares incel

Invis cat then 2cat time

Show her pictures of your pet if you have one, and "accidentally" swipe to a picture of you holding your dick. She'll ask you out for a drink guaranteed.

>runner needed serious time.
thats some gay shit

I don't want him to say TIME....But I guess all good things come to an end.

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yeah fuck guy people fuck those guys

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At what point did you start actually liking longer runs better? Back in AGDQ2013 to about 2016 I always thought they were retarded. Now I love going on an adventure with someone in a fucking 8+ hour speedrun, sometimes falling asleep watching one and waking up the next day to see it still going.

Do you think she ever sat on Elajjaz face?

>what is southern europe

Well I've only known her for 4 days dude. But she seems nice. She seems quirky. I've never really met a German girl before.

Of course it is, but it's reasonable to expect the audience to be quiet when you specifically ask them to be quiet for a short time. Everyone attending should understand why it's happening.

I realize my mistake now that more people are talking about women instead of the VIDEO GAMES

The runner needed to hear specific audio clues to do the run and she went with the most autistic way to tell everyone to be quiet

NAME OF THE GIRL WITH THE RED/ORANGE HAIR?

Stupid mutt

Germans are not forward like that. She would never ask him out ever. They are very reserved especially at work.

>Maral will never rub her stinky feet
got pictures ?

>Nozlar coming up

only reason to tune in boys

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How long is left of FFX? Want to know if I can take a a quick break or if I'm just gonna miss the end if I do.

eat a dick faggot

Now he’s playing without his glasses.

where's the joke fuckley

>blind finish of the ff run

now it's blindfolded.

not Him but hasn't Maral been with ESA since the beginning? Not like she invaded the place like Proto

>11 hour speedrun
>allow me to drag it out even more by doing it with my eyes closed
I fucking love stream 2

Thread looks fine to me, dunno what you guys are complaining about, was a lot worse during Summer 18.
I'm still on the fence, FFX made me warm up to it, but it all depends on couch due to length

like two bosses i think

it was way worse earlier to be fair

Meant by time estimate. If the bosses would pop up back to back I would miss it even if I just went and took a piss.

Any pictures of their feet?

not sure but you can tell who the adhd newfags are when they start crying over runs that are longer than 1h

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it's an anecdotal evidence fallacy, not cherry picking. also dismissing an argument because it contains a fallacy is in itself a fallacy.

you dumb white-knighting faggot.

It depends who is doing it. Lots of technical stuff with commentary is good, but fucking around like this is also very fun.

A bit funny how 1 person can singly handily fuck up these threads so much. But then again he's a janny or clearly knows a janny.

>Just trade hits with the boss and the adds
hardcore games for hardcore gamers like myself

check the mirror m8

Long runs are pretty shit but B stream runs are always a blast

i do

thanks

>announcer has to donate to have something to read
This is almost sad

I bet she isn't wearing any panties in that picture

dark souls 2 is such an anomaly

sniiiiiiiiiifffffffffffff

GDQ staff here and I advise you to take down this thread. How dare you post a woman? Are you bigoted?
You can tell that they are out right uncomfortable sitting on that couch like they are forced to do so. Shameless!

who is the literal goddess in between Maral and Charise?

like how worse, i'm scanning last now

I'd love to have a partner to help!

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AnnieFuchsia, there's a clip on her channel of her bending over on stream and some black guy checking her ass out. Bretty funny.

HOLY SHIT BOYS

blind finale on stream 2

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The jannie from last year was just spamming pics again and deleting anything that called him out on it

I would die tomorrow if i could have sex with her today

>stream 2
>JRPG runners literally record each individual input
What absolute shitters

it wasn't, some of the 2d posters just freak out whenever girls are mentioned for some reason

>impromptu blindfolded guided run on stream 2 for the end before some stranger takes over for the final stretch
Dear lord.

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The janny literally spammed the thread and deleted anything that was against it.

Ah ok.
Honestly stream 2's fun today. Wish I saw the mario party one a few days back

How the fuck can you speedrun something like FFX?

that webm reminds me of half-life 2 squad followers for some reason

>$500 for Dist to bark
Wew.

2 cats lmao

what is that at the bottom?

>have das2: sotfs
>only beat vanilla das2 on release
>never touched dlcs
should i do it?

>DaS 2 boss is a 2+ enemy fight
Amazing!

nah

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alright i wont touch it then

DaS2 is such dogshit. I refuse to believe that people who say its their favourite played any of the other games first and DaS2 was their first

Based

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Sunken king is kinda good, the other two fuck no.

like what

what a slut

I want a brown wife so badly

Here we go boys
youtube.com/watch?v=vR_en0iMMDY

disgusting

dlc 1 is ok dlc2 is good dlc3 is meh

i would say ringed city > dlc 2 > artorias > dlc 1 > painted world dlc > dlc 3

the DLC areas are unchanged in comparison to DS2 so doesn't matter if you play on either Scholar or original DS2

>20$ from anonymous with no comment
it's starting

play all of them

Gonna feel weird to go back to Stream 1 and shorter runs after this.
I've had 2 on for 11hours, ever since I got home

>tfw no health conscious gf

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Based
Die faggot

She definitely takes it up the ass

>I'll never cum deep inside of Charise while Maral kisses her
why live

Just look at this thread and take a guess.

>girl that actually cares about men
but those don't exist Yea Forums!

DaS2 is patrician. It's not as good as DaS1, but but god it fixes practically everything wrong with that game's mechanics.

MANDATORY PROSTATE EXAMS

incel cringe

Are you actually buying that bullshit? I bet you even think Emma Watson is the best girl ever because she cares about men!

Holy fuck the average age of people posting here...

Jesus Christ what a horrifying creature.

i'll hold them up at the milking room while everyone else escapes

I dunno, I could guess last ESA but I didn't see what was being deleted in the last thread

Your sacrifice won't be forgotten.

a forward thinking succubus needs to take care of her food supply

She's playing chess while the others are still on checkers.

im memeing

all that got deleted was one weeb sperging the fuck out and about half of the slutposting

imagine bending over and maral checking your prostate haha

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DaS2 had such fucking bullshit enemy placement.

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scholar is even worse

seething DS1 fags

>get home
>almost missed DaSII
damn

Go ride an elevator into lava kingdom faggot nigger

You know what else Scholar needed? More Fragrant Branch of Yore use. MANDATORY too!
Scholar added some real bullshit.

Random guy never even played a FF, lol. It's against Yu Yevon but should still be funny.

A guy who has never played a FF game will finish the 11hour run
lmao

chokester's got an any% up next

>was one weeb sperging the fuck out
One of the post was literally just something like "These threads are not comfy anymore, it's sad" and it got deleted

>bark souls

>It's against Yu Yevon
NOPE

CHOKE

>guy who never played FF is about to fight Braska's Final Aeon
Holy fucking lol, I thought they were gonna stick him on Yu Yevon

>shitortion chokes
based

>Dying to throne duo

Shamefur dispray

Can someone get these guys a copy of x-2? They said they'd run it if they could

>you can ignore their damage
>dies

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>left for class 5 1/2 hours ago
>managed to make it back in time for FFX ending
How long did they keep the audio glitch going?

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Teleporting to Sweden as we speak. I'll wave when I'm on camera. ;)

>changed the runner name and flag

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SEETHING

they're gonna run it at ESA summer is what they said

Is this the worst boss theme in any FF game?

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streamable.com/y7iro

Teleport in with $20 and take over, user.

I want to choke on these abs

CRINGE

it's great
>jecht!!
youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

RATE
>RATE
RATE

FFX? X/X

boring/10

old/busted

>he hates it

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Rururu/10

2/cat

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Fucking kek.

Wait why Dark Souls 2 twice?

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Random german taking over / 10

My Summer Car when?

youtube.com/watch?v=tG0_Nht2FMM

cause its such a great game :-)

Are those women? As in XX chromosome women?

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no

Get ready for chokes lads

>braposcope
lol

So the prostate exam room wasn't a meme......

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Fuck I want that game again, best run I've ever seen as a race

this shit is disgusting, wipe out everyone born after 1985 please someone.

S-S-S-S-S-S-S-T-T-T-T-T-T-R-R-R-R-R-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A-A-A-A-A-A-M-M-M-M-M 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2

/10

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la criatura de europa....

>I'm not as expensive
what did she mean by this

Lost and Damned run soon
COOL!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=tshPSxS9dGY

someone give them $20 to kiss

>good run
>It was just 2 guys goofing around and memeing

Deport all non-Europeans from Europe.

She better let me suck dem toes

women ((fe)male)

YES

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They're exceptionally thorough.

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>he doesn't know that the battle is auto win
This is cute

>noobest
used goods

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>investing in african education will fix poverty in african shitholes

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Hence a great and entertaining run

>prize goblin preparing to spelunk for the greatest treasure of them all

it's his first time playing FF I'd be nervous too

ESA 2017 really was a magical event.

>$20% is ended by throwing money at the enemy

>Maral is gone.
Rip

Is this the best looking PS2 game? I swear it looks even better than XII.

A lot of effort went into it. XII had a shorter development cycle iirc.

Thread saved.

I am a good looking guy if i quit my job and spend hundreds of hours running a game, would Maral have sex with me at ESA?

asking for a friend

I still don't understand why anne fuschia was there...she's not a speedrunner or even relatively attractive compared to the other 3 women

do you also have autism?

I just started watching TAS videos. This is an entertaining brand of autism. What are some good ones to watch? I'm watching SA2 Battle at the moment.

My perfect brown wife will always be in my heart.

You think sotfs iron keep is a good area?

>Actually changing the streamer name for random guy that walked into room to play
based

>I am a good looking guy
>would Maral have sex with me
>asking for a friend

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Would you give scent a prostate exam?

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No... is it that required to run?

NOOOOOO ITS A LETS PLAY
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

The textures and character models are worse than KH2 for a variety of reasons, but it's still really good. The way to make that most apparent is looking at Auron, who is basically the same character in both games.

this announcers voice sounds irritating, does she at least have cute feet?

I wonder if that is staged or not, still impressive.

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Why didn't he just wear Beyerdynamic DT 770 M™ headphones to block the ambient noise?

>Ela using Twitch money to shitpost donations

Why isn't ESA audience fun?

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Just runs his hands through his hair, instant lube.

>DS2 race

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>counter keeps changing

>german refuses to finish
fugs sake

RATE
>RATE
RATE

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autistic americlaps vs mentally sound europeans

>CHAT SAVING THE RUN IN THE LAST SECONDs!!!
FUCKING CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>binocular glitch run
zzz

>tits
>then ass
xD

RATE STREAM 2 AMAZING 12H STREAM

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comfy 8, needed more audio glitches for 9

X / X

10/10 without a doubt

10/10

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9/10 best run despite the length

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$20/10

STREAM 2 UNDER ESTIMATE BOYS
WE MADE IT, WR

Better dead/than Al Bhed
10/10

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10/10

9/10 the ending to the run was kino

20 dollars is 20 dollars.

It's all over

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UNDERESTIMATE!?

11 hours of marathon done creatively even if at times defying speedrunning.

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I can't wait to see and hear that audio glitch again

ten out of fucking ten

$20/10

>noobest chokes this hard
my sides

>over 1400 dollars
FFX confirmed for saving ESA
BASED RPG RUNS

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Marred a bit by audio glitch removal, otherwise 10/10

the amazing love story of a five and a half foot tall piece of wall insulation foam and a dead person hallucination ghost misremembering of a retarded terrorist

How can i get a solid 3 like them /V?

Best Run of this marathon by far/10

Expected a snore fast that I can use as bg noise, but runner and his bro saved it. Good times will be remembered

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I cri evrtime

HE DABBIN

post announcers feet plz

>>>TOP TIER
Grand Theft Auto: VC
FFX

>>>GOOD TIER
Call of Duty: MW2
The Stalin Subway: Red Veil
The Haunted Island, a Frog Detective Game
Tony Hawk’s Underground 2
Grand Theft Auto: VCS
Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft
Mafia: The City of Lost Heaven
Golden Axe
Pingu
You Are Empty
Perfect Stride
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky

>>>DECENT TIER
Crash Bandicoot Trilogy
Total Overdose
The Slater
Brütal Legend
Castle Crashers
Tetris Attack
Impulsion
Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland
Distance (Echoes)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
Streets of Rage
Darkest Dungeon
Jade Empire
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown
Witcher 3
Super Mario Fallen Stars
Mario Party 6
Dark Souls
Youyou Kengeki Musou
Battle Chef Brigade
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Subnautica
Swarm (MorphX)

>>>MEH TIER
Darksiders 3
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Final Mix HD
The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-earth
Ninja Smasher!
PewDiePie: Legend of the Brofist
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Fortix
Q.U.B.E. 2
Wind Waker HD
Distance (Campaign)
Mega Man 11
The Lucky Dime Caper Starring Donald Duck
Mickey Mania: The Timeless Adventures of Mickey Mouse
Fable: The Lost Chapters
Deltarune
Final Fantasy
Friday the 13th/Jaws/A Boy & His Blob
Pokémon Red
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
OCTAHEDRON
Semblance
Pokémon Black/White
Back to Gaya
X-17
GTA 2 (both)

>>>BAD TIER
Horizon Zero Dawn
Resident Evil 2 (2019)
Evil Within 2
Blossom Tales: The Sleeping King
FAR: Lone Sails
XCOM 2
Super Mario Odyssey
ABZÛ
Dark Souls II (All)

>>>SHIT TIER
Grand Theft Auto: VC (Showcase)
Super Amazing Wagon Adventure
D&D

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long FF runs have been good before. FFVII was great at GDQ, and the only reason the FFIX run went bad was because of that obnoxious announcer.

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anyone has laxa nudes?

ya winnin', son?

Because he also wanted to talk to everyone outside those moments.

this

too many fucking pokemon runs

instagram.com/thelarxa/

that was amazing, even the guy who doesn't know shit about FF decided to stick around.
10/10

>he fucking died

Let's get real here, Ocarina of Time has more realistic lighting than Dark Souls 2, at least Link's fucking feet have shadows.

Didn't watch but >under estimate
Nice.

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that's when you're supposed to take a break

Long JRPG runs are usually good because they have tons of optimisations and tricks, but bad commentators kill em.

There are only 2 runs though, and they're both done (and were both pretty fun imo).

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Just tuned in cuz FFX is in my top ten. Whys the timer stopped? And why is the estimate shorter than 12 hours?

You have the worst taste of anyone in this thread by a large margin

These 2 guys were based as fuck.

there's one coming up and two tomorrow

pretty cute desu

>consistently keep choking
>get put in a race against dist
being noobest is suffering

>There are only 2 runs though

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Oh fuck yeah, that's awesome

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SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

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There are still left
>Pokémon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
>Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu/Eevee
>Pokémon Red/Blue
>Pokémon Trading Card Game

If unsent can summon then what the fuck is the problem in the first place?

what a temptress

That's a male.

How long is a normal Pokemon playthrough anyways?

that list is from Yea Forums's taste

Did this guy eat anything besides a banana all day?

>TCG
An underraged masterpiece.
youtube.com/watch?v=VgMHWxN2U_w

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No it's not.

it's funny, a guy would literally just take a picture of his socks whilst not wearing them if he actually wanted to show them

quit making me fall in love goddamnit

Under estimate is a complete meme, they raised it arbitrarily several times
Run's over, they're doing something else because donations.
>And why is the estimate shorter than 12 hours
Because it can be done well under that? Original estimate was like 10:40 or something.

>underraged

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There's just something I love about that "shine" in a girl's legs. Be it real of anime I fucking just love legs.

>we
Back to rebbit

probably 8-20 hours ranked by "played many pokemon games and still enjoy them" to "my first game in the series".

>taking a picture of clothing you're not wearing to show it off
That's retarded. What you'd do though is take a picture of your just your feet with the socks, not your whole body with the socks cropped out.

>Giant Memories
I refuse to believe people enjoyed these.

I'm 29 years old, doofus-kun.

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He's making fun of you because you meant to say underrated.

The fuck. I thought X was like an 18-20 hour speedrun. Never actually seen anyone run it live before.

it's based on the averages of all the anons ratings after each run you double nigger

What's funny is that a guy taking a picture of his sock wouldn't be psychoanalyzed by incels on Yea Forums.

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alt right femcel spotted, abort, abort

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Underrated. Is what user thought you meant to say. And me too, stupidhead.

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>patched ds2
>binoboost
how

Oh how embarrassing; how the fuck did that happen, I'm on my laptop.

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My new wife.

She is fucking distortion though

You can still do it patched it's just harder and less effective.

>we
Fuck off back to rebbit

>A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
>R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r
>E-e-e-e-e-e--e-e-e-e-------------

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>think Maral avoids the camera because she's weirded out by attention of incels
>It's actually because she got chunky

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Marals voice is 10/10, soft brown skin with 10/10 feet
Larxas voice is 0/10 sounds like she has the flu, but looks more innocent
I think its safe to assume Maral is into kinky nasty fetishes while Larxa is more timid and would be surprised if you were to put your dick in the wrong hole

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR

is the european speedrunning community actually normal looking? 99% of those people at agdq are goblins and ogres

this is a complete shitfest of a ds run i love it

noobest nooo

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>managed to catch up
>chokes

It's telling that the shitty niggers who desperately want the la creatura cock are also footfags and furries. Sasuga you filthy degenerates.

>SEEYMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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larxa wears chokers. she only pretends to be innocent.

my wife Maral is not fat

Fucking beta faggot that has never got a laid.

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>when your teenage mom sits on you
hate this

B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S
No E
EEEEEEEE

The men look fairly normal but the females are all shitskin immigrants.

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twitch.tv/esamarathon2/clip/PerfectTentativeDurianPeteZaroll

ring ring worst girl desu

What's this noise in FFX

I'm chubbing so hard

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What are you talking about?

But Muslims treat women like dogs anyways, I don't get it.

noobest won

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The sound of 20 dollars.

Why do women all wear the same fucking clothes?

Although I agree that a guy would not post himself because he's not an attention whore, you do make a great point. I'm drunk btw.

HA HA HA HA
that noise?

Is that supposed to be your face zoomer retard?

WR is a bit over 10 and it's fairly reliable.

rats, rats, we are the rats
celebrating yet another birthday bash

MICHEAL

it's your birthday today
cake and ice cream are on the way

elajjaz tapped that ass and left when she got fat

based

i cant hear any noise

i dunno but why do men only wear a shirt+hoodie with jeans/cargos

>condom ads
based

that guy looks 12 years old though

20$$$

>2 hours of GTA DLC shit
>followed by 4 hours of pokermom

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he is 23 or something. guess chicks dig that.

GTA runs are almost always good though.

>Beta zoomer can't take it.

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Someone please explain what $20% is.

>Shitting on GTA runs
But those are always fun.

gta run with noz and ryedawg should be good

That's the best part

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i leave for a minute and the king loses

Donate 20 buckaroos for stupid shit

>2 hours

Why do you add 30 minutes more?

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>GTA 4 DLC
>Shit
holy fuck I found the guy with the objectively worst opinions on Yea Forums

>using aniki to shit talk GTA runs at ESA
to the gulag with you

;_;7

Has anyone donated yet?

Perfect ending to the FFX run

>be a manlet with autism who plays the same games over and over and looks like a 12 year old
>gets more pussy than me
its not fair

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That was a wonderful end to Stream 2.

>Nozlar

kino run alert lads

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FFX won ESA

easiest (you)s of my life

F for stream 2

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Praise to Metako, that was one champ of a run.

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What an amazing run this was, lads.

Goodnight!

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1700 dollars donated to the ~700 viewer stream

RIP 2nd stream. Now back to your regularly scheduled speedruns.

>heehee I'm shitposting!
What a fun way to spend your time

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F

FUCK!

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>canadian faggot is triggered for no reason
that country needs be wiped alongside california

FFX was toppest of tiers run. Truly a blessing.

today was great

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Are Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire better than the originals

Peepee hard!

Based Ryedawg referencing the tier list.

I am glad to have shared the joy. Have a good nights sleep user.

Emerald >>>> ORAS > RS

Sweden YES

>they doubted
no cap wish it was longer

that's really nasty, pal

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Than Ruby and Sapphire? Yes.
Than Emerald? In some ways yes, in others no. Overall I'd say its about equal.

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better than original saphire and ruby for sure. but worse than Emerald

The run of the event most likely. No matter how the rest of ESA turns out, that run made it worth it.

I couldn't stand them but they are in the same line as X and Y which were atrocious games. Never put a pokemon game down as fast as OR/AS.

That’s amazing desu

I would stop being a /pol/tard in a second for any of these brown girls.

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Fuck off with your advertising, cuck

incel desu

sure could go for a delicious, refreshing Red Bull™ right now

Depends on the game
Gen 1 games (and GBA remake ) are about 1:30 to 2 hours
Gen 2 is about 2:30 to 3 hours
Gen 3 (and its 3DS remake) is about 2 to 3
Gen 4 is about 3 to 4
Gen 5 is about 3 to 4
Gen 6 is about 4
Gen 7 is about 5 to 6 hours
and Lets Go is about 3 and a half

>more gta
why do the euros like gta so much?

>black mask
not cool

he doesnt sound very estonian

I missed the entire event so far due to work. How was it compared to previous years?

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>stop being a /pol/tard

there's no cure for /pol/zheimers.

It's picking up. Yesterday was slow, but today's FFX run was great.

because they all want the american dream

>Noz run with Rye on commentary

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>its another GTA lad run
BASED

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>he does it for free

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Full image where friend, pretty please?

the number of people getting fucked by the retarded amounts of energy drinks in the future will be quite the espectacle

it provides an informative look into american society

HE
DOES
IT
FOR
FREE

FOR
R
E
E

You would stop being a /pol/tard if any girl was willing to talk to you longer than a few seconds.

For free?

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Ta ei olegi sealt, mida kuradid?
Yeah, why is Nozlar's flag Estonian actually?

>GTA run
Absolutely fabulous

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GTA runs are always kino

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>He takes his "job" very seriously

>FFX into GTA
blessed segment

I prefer that to the men looking abnormal and the women all being men

Why are GTA runs always so good?

I genuinely only tune in for Nozlar runs

based and brownpilled

Because you're autistic.

Thats a clap

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G O O D L A D

this lad sounds irish, not estonian

>that 2014-2015 golden age of josh for sa and adam for VC/3

take me back

The guy playing now and the guy who was talking in the interlude are full goblinos

Fun games with colorful language and heavy amounts of randomized elements. The former locks trannies out of touching the games, and the latter prevents shit runner from picking it up since you need to be good at the game overall and be ready for anything to happen.

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why is this game so grey?

he's not irish, he's northern

>irish

do you have ears?

Based Ben was dabbing on kz_fag during his run the other day

It was the style at the time. People on Yea Forums don't seem to remember BROWN N BLOOM.

closer to yorksher mate

Based Noel Gallagher

All good things must come to an end

What did he say about him? Missed it.

>GTA run
>not by Yoshimus

scooter brother

>Khawk

or adam
he did a vice city stream then dropped off the face of the earth yet again

I’ve been looking for that picture of ocelot with the evil color cannon forever

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a new golden age of josh runs is starting after ESA, he quit his job and is now a full time streamer

STOP FUCKING CLAPPING

I JUST SAW A FUCKING GHOST AND I GOTTA HEAR YOUR CRAP?

GET UP
GET UP

FUCK YOU THEN

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Mancunian

>Missed it.
Honestly you should go back and rewatch it. Best run of esa imo

I am certain I have it in my backup HD - I will try to find it for you tonight, user, so keep an eye on the threads or during any upcoming MGS runs.

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Please clap

based

true 100% when

hey guys, i settled on a date night with this Vietnamese qt1.14159 from tinder
she is an international student and looking for "relationships" and not "hook ups"
lives with 5 room mates, how do i bang her?
thanks lads

oh good finally actual games are on

Just be yourself, bro.

you reckon? I'm from Manny and he sounds just like a few lads I know

I didn't know ESA was so alright with vulgar words and casual racism
Like I know europe is generally better at that but I'd think the people in charge would try to be a bit more pc to keep as many people watching
then again, amercans don't know what wog means

put the mask back on

Cheers mate

play some VIDEO GAMES

Show her your speedrun world record.

>French and Japanese singing during the Yuna/Tidus scene in Macalania
>Those two dudes who randomly come in and start waving in the background
my sides are obliterated

>amercans don't know what wog means
why would we

>TLAD is 10 years old
Fuck, I remember the night staying up to download it with my shit Internet when it came out.

thanks

OH SNAP EVEN BETTER I HAVE IT ON THIS LAPTOP

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Based. Couldn't have answered better.

When's Rockstar gonna remaster GTA IV?

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Your thought on how Rockstar had Johnny go out in GTA 5?

Guess it kinda makes sense but he seemed to be really anti drug in LAD and seemed to move on from Ashley

>shitting on GTA 5 lack of story DLC
based lads

who wants to smoke weed with me

It was like watching trunks butcher freeza but the roles were reversed, fuck Trevor

There are many things americans don't know the meaning of.

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*wilhelm scream"

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Is "retard" really classed as offensive in America?
This isn't some snarky "ayy lmao america" post either, it's a genuine question.

STOP FUCKING CLAPPING

who wants some weed

I'm already there man

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Bittersweet.

found you

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it is. actual retards are "mentally challenged" over here.

To normal people, not really, at most it's just a bit crude. To the evergrowing hypersensitive breed of pansies you really only find on the internet, yes.

>a country doesn't know the insults of a completely different country
wow, you must be a game journalist given your spot on observation

>Playing GTA 5
Cringe kid

Look at him flying

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