Why do you play female characters? Do you wish to be a girl?

So I can jerk off to them.

Fucking yikes

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He needs to use some whitening toothpaste for those nasty teeth.

Yes
Yes

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>Why do you play female characters?
I'm OCD. And if a game has a good path and evil path. I do good path: Guy Character. And evil path: female Character. Those are the rules.
>Do you wish to be a girl?
God No. I wouldn't be able to shave my vagina blind.

>Tits Or GTFO.
Come on whores. Make your money now.

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yes
now post more of that

You'll have to donate to my patreon first user :^)

I like making hot characters so they can make my dick hard.
Do you wish to be a girl?
I mean, If I had the choice to be an actual woman I'd probably do it since it's like playing life on very easy mode, but other than that no I'm not a tranny.

moot was a faggot but at least at one time he know how to have fun.

>Why do you play female characters?
To pretend that i'm a girl online.
>Do you wish to be a girl?
Oh god yes.

>Do you wish to be a girl?
I used to, but I think I've gotten over that. Now I just want a highly realistic sex doll to dress up.

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He did it for a dick pic

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Yes, but i'm not dysphoric, just horny.

I play girl characters because I like looking at girls

Because I want to make what is happening in your image happen in my game.

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because
no

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this

I don't always but when I do it, it's because girls are cute.
I do kinda want to be a girl but not to the extent that I'd change anything about me to become one. But fuck, if I could easily become one and be able to change back at will I'd for sure do it.

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Yes but not a tranny

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Do you take rape as a currency?

Why would anyone want to be a girl? Must be horrible

Moot was God. Then he betrayed his masses for Google. And allowed the Japanese to take over.

Sometimes
Only if I get to keep my penis

>not wanting to be the little girl

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>I do kinda want to be a girl
You prepared to shave you entire lower half of your body. And bleed uncontrollably for a week or more. Because that is my line in the sand.

Well, on Touhou's case, you can't not play as a girl, so I just deal with I get

I already shave the entire lower half of my body and bleed uncontrollably

I play girl characters because I'm not a self inserting faggot. I just like cute girls. I usually play whichever has the better design.

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That's why I only kinda want it. I want the big tiddies and the vagina but I don't want a fucking period or have to maintain my body as much as a girl.

Also I like my dick too much.

I play as a girl because I enjoy dressing them up all cute and shit

>used to be a common meme to say user wants to be/is a little girl
>if you say that nowadays then newfags will sperg out and start yelling about SJWs and trannies
Also, OP, because I want pic related in my vidya.

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>and bleed uncontrollably
Then I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die. Garrison.

I like eye candy in my vidya

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The only thing I want to be is dead, you faggot.

A dick is truly too precious to give it up user, don't fall for the meme

bleed only lasts a couple of days at much

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because I like to look at girls while I play games?
at least thats what I tell myself

>unironically considering suicide
buy a pizza and your favorite beer user

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>doesn't have to wear proper bottoms because of spats
I love this meme

I don't want to be a girl, silly. I just want to look like a girl

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Only if I get to be a cute lesbo surrounded by other cute lesbos. And ony if I don’t have to deal with bs like periods and proper diet etc. And only if there’s no committment and I can switch back to guymode at any time.

Patrician

Wiseman

you speak as if spats are bad

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I can't self-insert in male characters.
Also, dicks are disgusting.

>Only if I get to be a cute lesbo surrounded by other cute lesbos.
>and I can switch back to guymode at any time.
a true superpower indeed

>Also, dicks are disgusting.
How can one man be so wrong?

fag

I'm a girl but I exclusively play boys unless it's one of those games where you have to play as a girl to date boys. For guys I guess it's the same thing but idk if they care about yuri the same way girls care about yaoi

I want the D

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I mean if you like them, that's your choice. I don't.

>Be horny
>"God I wish I was a girl..."
>Cum
>"God I love being a man"

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L O N D O N

>dicks are disgusting
What's it like being gay? I'm 100% straight and I think dicks are hot as fuck, because I'm comfortable with my sexuality. If only women had dicks.

>shave my vagina blind
What

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I said love though, it's just usually they're covered by a skirt or shorts

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So you look down at yourself every day and feel disgust?
That sounds like a real problem.

Man if I could upload my consciousness to a cute little girls body to have some lesbian sex I would.

Not nearly as horrifying as vaginas, the sloppy loose open hole that bleeds freely and looks like an ancient dog's face.

I wish, it would take like 5 minutes to find some cute crossdressing boy to pound hard, but I live in the middle of nowhere.

because i wish to be a fictional girl

i exclusively play as male badasses

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Literally this. Going for no fap almost made me gay.

as someone who masturbates using the power of imagination, making a female character is a very powerful tool for it

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A lotta guys do, I mean I can't tell you how many people I've seen whining about not enough/any girl+girl romance options in games.

Vaginas are way uglier than dicks

It's discrete and not as big a vulnerability. Also, leaking is limited to only a few days per month on a schedule.

i want to be a girl(male)

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Because I'm a straight male and therefore like looking at cute girls in cute outfits.

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The dick isn't the vulnerable part, it's the balls. Sit down at the wrong angle and your day's over. If we were both saying that balls are bullshit then we're in agreement.

Read the Interviewers name again

I just play girl characters becuase I like look the look of them more. It's not like "I just don't want to stare a man ass meme" I just generally like the look of females in games more and they most times have more mods and or customization options.

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That too, of course. Dicks are still horrible, though.

Oh yeah vaginas are gross but sticking your dick in a dude's asshole isn't, sure that definitely adds up and you're most certainly not mentally ill(actually you are).

Nobody said anything about faggots.
You have problems

Girls can't see there vagina like a man can see his penis. Even if you put a mirror down there it is still 50/50 your going to cut the lips of the vagina or have razor burn from it down there and have irritation for weeks.

Where's the full image

>projecting homosexuality
Pretty sad. Spend any amount of time with in remote proximity to a vagina before replying.

I can agree to disagree, I fucking love my dick.

I want to fantasize about the protag doing pic related so I can fap while I play.

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I like to dress up cute girls in cute outfits

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>as someone who masturbates using the power of imagination, making a female character is a very powerful tool for it
I wouldn't be able to look my Female Character in the eye if I jacked off about her. It would be too awkward.

This is the stupidest thing I've read on this board in months

What's stopping you from working out, shaving and getting cute cosplays?

Who the fuck uses the phrase "zodiac cycle"?

>YOU HAVE TO SHAVE
As opposed to going to working out every 2nd day to be attractive as a male and also having to pay much more attention to your character

I know a feel similar to this.
When I fap at least once a week, all I want is get dicked by girly guys or girls with dicks.
But on nofap, I start getting into sick shit like cunnilingus, hairy vaginas, cunt slime play, eventually even piss.

I wish I had a superior body, free of animal needs, devoid of lust, but denial of its needs won't bring me any closer to the ideal.
Evil without

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what kind of outfits?

good thing you're staring at her ass then

That only makes it better.

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being 5'11"
too tall

It's a translation from a japanese drawing and they're big on that bullshit afaik.

Not him but bloodborne and resonance of fate have good outfits to dress up your character in.

>have to
Cunt-having subhumans don't have to do anything in modern cucked society.
Even the ogres get orbiters.
>boohoo muh bleeding once in a while

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tall but slender traps are great, what are you on about?

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i play female characters and im a true chad
clyp.it/akcimykr

They are cute & more interesting then the male character 99 % of the time. Almost every story would be more interesting if it was told through the perspective of a cute girl

This is why lolis are superior.

Same but with a twist. I like to imagine myself as the girl shamefully pissing herself, it's the only thing that gets me hard. I'm so fucked up.

>more interesting
Let's not go crazy here, nobody who makes video games can fucking write.

I like my own dick, not other men's. You sound really gay

I'm a narcissist, so I can only fall in love with myself. But I'm also not a faggot, so making myself into a pretend-girl solves both of these dilemmas.

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I'm only like 75% gay. I say 'really' starts at around 80%.

Thank fucking god you won't ever write or create anything

sometimes i wish i could be a young girl so i could do cuddling with fellow lesbian lolis

i want to be cute and small not tall and slender
itd be embarassing being a bottom so tall

Same but instead taking monster cocks in all holes.

>When the males are overly stylized (Upside-down triangle, absurdly muscular, etc)
>When the males are skinnyfaggot boy band k-pop tier manlets (Could look like a female if you threw a dress on them)
>When the males lack much of any customization features (Only black, brown or grey hair, scars or no scars, babbyface or rip and tear, etc)
>When armor on the males is absurdly bulky and large (Xbox-hueg shoulders, massive weapons, etc)

I generally try make my female characters look cool and experienced, keeping them in a realm of plausible sexuality. I'm sexually attracted to females, so I've zero complaint looking at sexually attractive females and would prefer this to a male design I couldn't enjoy otherwise. I personally enjoy my natural strength and stamina I've been born with as a male, especially since I retain it naturally simply because of my sex. There's nothing wrong with being submissive or wanting dick, but that's just not for me - it's too engrained into me to fuck feminine things and exercise my strength in doing so within moderation. Very rarely do I self-insert as males and there's no reason to assume I'm subconsciously self-inserting as a female character. Only insecure and closeted gay boys get worked up over the topic. Also post more Meiling.

>lanklet "traps"
I get twig twinks, even those freaky swimmers, but there are very few things more pathetic than a towering "trap".

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>That shirt
>It's absolutely straight

Incorrect. Being a homosexual male that thinks they're a girl does not make you a girl. Even girls with the smallest tits still have tits. Hormones aren't tits.

Traps in general are only second to their fans in terms of dregs.

>Sub being ambarrassed about being tall
Muh

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>I'm sexually attracted to females
117 posts in and we are confirming our sexuality. JUST IN CASE ANONYMOUS PEOPLE NEED TO CHECK AND CONFIRM IT.

Might be because I'm into size difference but tall bottoms are usually cuter.

but user, being embarrassed is one of the things we like about cute traps.

Girls are soft and huggable, that's why.

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Joke is on you. Just be small and take your pills and get waxed and neither of those will actually be problems. More importantly are cramps and mood shifts.

This thread is super gay, why the fuck do people want to be a trap anyways? Being tall and manly would be better.

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some girls there are ugly as sin

>Tfw no qt femboy bf to cuddle and mercilessly pound his bussi every night
Why live

Dicks literally have two types of fluids to worry about, with one being a little more of a hassle than the other. Women are absolutely fucking disgusting in this regard. Men are simple and women are beef curtains unless they've been blessed to have the mound of Venus. Most straight men comfortable with their sexuality would have a neutral stance on their own genitalia - no, we don't want to look at it but it's not like it's repulsive.

Games should have more cute boys tbqh

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Thigh highs are a red flag on traps if I'm honest

>Joke is on you.
Right....because not having to worry about body hair, periods, vaginal discharge and being seen as just a blow up doll that can talk. Is the worst option.

cringe

Cuz you can't play video games if you're dead

>Most straight men comfortable with their sexuality would have a neutral stance on their own genitalia - no, we don't want to look at it but it's not like it's repulsive.
In before gorillion insecure ugly /pol/tards with accusations of homosexuality because it contradicts their worldview

Where do you from? I might at least let you do the pounding part from time to time if you live close.

As a heterosexual male I find females more interesting to see on screen and being a huge chauvinist douchebag I get more invested in helping a female character toward success than a male because subconsciously I don't think they're as capable as an equivalent male on their own.

you guys are nice :)

Argentina

*come from

>Being tall and manly would be better
Do you have and proof to back this up

A solid story in vidya is way more immsersive than even the most respected literature desu.

que puto

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Hey guys, maybe female players ARE trans, but they realize that sex surgery won't solve their problems, so they use vidya to live out their fantasies instead. They're not doing any harm, so what right do we have to shame them?

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Why couldnt i have just been born as a girl. Its the easy mode of life. You automatically get friends in school and you just wait for all the boys to ask you out without doing any work

Well, unless you catch a plane to Sweden there isn't much I can do, sorry user.

I was responding to the two problems that user pointed out, user. If they brought up those details as well, that'd be different. Anyone who undermines your person at first introduction isn't worth your time, and body hair should only be worried about if you're going out and for hygiene and only because you want to look and feel good. Fuck people's expectations but don't be a degenerate. If you're not caucasian though then you're fucked and there's no point worrying that much regardless.

>Implicando que no te moverias a un lindo putito
Maricon

Story of my life

I'm sorry we can't hear you. Could you let abit more air out of your cunt please?

There's no shame for self inserting or fantasizing. That's what video games are about. Nothing wrong with who you are or your preferences, but if you've a dick, you're a gut, plain and simple. Having a preference to be referred to as a girl in social interactions ! = referring to yourself as a girl outside of any contextual situation.

I am both very short and girly looking, I would get bullied and beat up for it is school, I get carded for doing anything and begin so short effects being able to reach things, see thing and driving. It sucks a lot and being tall and manly looking is much better.

>if i can't push the stick forward, i can't be immersed
Kids.

This pretty much

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Why the fuck do people have a problem with guys playing as girls in games? I like to look at girls. I've accepted my body as it is and don't want to be a girl but people want to push this wierd fucking SUPERFICIAL narrative that if you like to play as girls, you are a girl.

>You automatically get friends in school

HAHAHAHAHA.

(You).

Oh yeah, I would be a total slut.

And now that you are past that, you can find a loving boyfriend who will take care of all of your needs and have a perfect life without hard labor.

The only reason I play as a girl in vidya is because I'm into yuri and I like dressup in vidya. I don't even do that self-insert shit because I'm too autistic for it and it's for fags anyways, regardless as who you self-insert as. Also dressup is fucking nice.

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>6'3
>Bear mode man
I would trade you bodies

>Its the easy mode of life
As long as you're not ugly. Otherwise you get the worst of both worlds and now you don't have a dick.
good looking girl > good looking boy > ugly boy > ugly girl

literally every girl in schools i went to was friends with almost everyone in the class. Girls use magnet hacks i swear to god

most girls are atleast 7/10 so not being ugly is fine

I like girls user
I totally would, but I think you don't understand how short I mean when I say short with me being 5' more then foot shorter then you and probably like half your weight at 102lbs.

>Tolerates the fact that traps' whole personality is just video games, sex and attention
>Can't have children
>May risk personal family disputes more grand than the norm because of homosexual relationship
>Feminine features will erode past 30
>Having to disassociate fetishist interest or risk falling for them purely only for the superficial aspects
>Having to avoid the possibility of ignoring their identity and projecting expectations as a different identity

Good luck.

>Implicando que si

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MEMES

>You automatically get friends in school
You also automatically get friends at school as a boy if you're not a total anti social sperg.

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You're a very tiny person, you're smaller then my mother.

Girls are vile, evil creatures that will immediately report to cutthroat tactics between one another. They play a facade but will go above and beyond to make someone feel like shit and drive them out. Boyfriend? Slut. Hang out with too many guys? You've STDs. No guy friends? Lesbo. Dropped off at school? Daddy's girl. School lunch? Poor. Average clothes? Dumb. It's always a losing game.

Mariposón

I genuinely appreciate this response.

This. Be big enough to be considered a physical threat, don't be extra, don't start shit and don't treat anyon

>Hang out with too many guys? You've STDs
What?

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I'm a gay crossdresser and I like boys.

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>Be big enough to be considered a physical threat
Being 6ft4 and up helps alot with this. People might look at you but when they see the size of you. That's a different story.

Dude that's boring and normal. Try again.

>Do you wish to be a girl?
Wish might be a strong word for it but it is absolutely my fantasy.

The immediate assumption is that, if you're one of those girls "who prefers hanging out with guys over girls", the polcats of schools will immediately assume you're sleeping with them and that you've STDs because of it.

This. 6'1" and 235lbs, was well over 200lbs since High School and beyond. No one ever fucked with me and good thing, too. I didn't want to have to use martial arts.

I didn't say it wasn't normal, that's just my answer.

I like girls.

you can play (read: control) a character without roleplaying as them you know

Can I fug your bussi pls?

>No one ever fucked with me
I wish that big. I wasn't able to figure out how make people fuck off till high school and fucked with a lot being this size.

Yes no!

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Why not?
Gib bussi pls

reading men's posts about periods makes me laugh thanks anons

>I didn't want to have to use martial arts

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L O N D O N, ontario, canada

Can I take you out on a date?

You sound like a dumb frogposter without even posting frogs. That seems somehow worse.

dumb leaf

There are different expectations for how men and women respond to situations in stories and I find that I often find a female main character more interesting than a male. So I pick a female because it just makes the story better in my opinion.

Also I want to be a cute girl.

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Actually I was trying to impersonate Spurdo, but you're right, now I'm disgusted with myself.
This website gives one some serious autism.

I know you're probably just leading on for attention but I don't understand why you people do this sort of thing in the first place

I play girls because they're cute, and my masculinity isn't so fragile that I'm worried every little thing could possibly make me look like a faggot.

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>Those of the opposite sex can't possibly be familiar with my sex's bodily functions!

This is why you don't have a boyfriend, user.

Delete this picture of me this instant.

Yes! If we like each other, maybe we can go on a few more.
I'm glad you've realized the error of your ways but you still stooped to the level of a frogposter.
I originally started because my first boyfriend said he liked it.

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Re-reading I realize you weren't being a cunt. Carry on, user.

I mostly meant posting about it but sure
Strange habit to maintain afterwards.

>Actual girlboy faggot posts
>Avstarfagging and fishing for attention

Like fucking clockwork. Being diminutive is neither cute nor an interesting personality trait. Get gone and stay get gone'd.

>you still stooped to the level of a frogposter.
Yes, because I like acting like a goofy idiot.
Is liking comedy a sin?

Yes it is.

Having fun isn't allowed. Number one rule of Yea Forums.

I'm already play a guy in real life so I don't need to play more guys, that is a waste of an opportunity. but sometimes a male character just looks cool too.

Pepe isn't comedy.

looking for boypussy in a u s t r a l i a

Pepe's not funny, but you sure are a joke.

Welp.
Off to throw myself off a cliff.
Suicide jokes are highest acts of comedy, even more if the joker is the suicidal person.

don't you usually just molest the local wildlife?

Throw yourself at the ground and aim to miss it.

You shouldn't joke about or tell anyone else to kill themselves! I had a roommate once who did the whole ironic depressed suicide jokes all the time thing and he was a chore of a person to be around.

if you aren't at least this cute you can't call yourself cute

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>be extremely sexually submissive
>also enjoy dicks and balls but not romantically attracted to guys
>hairy as fuck and hate it
Shit would just be easier if I could switch into being a girl and switch back whenever. It'd be way easier to look feminine and find random guys to get fucking destroyed by, and afterwards I could change back.

i'll molest your wildlife funny man

As someone who struggles with suicidal ideation it's the stupidest form of comedy, low hanging fruit at this point. Not because it's mean, but because it's boring and overdone. And if the joker is a suicidal person how do you expect everyone to react? Pity?

>hairy as fuck
doubt it

i actually was being a cunt, there's some stupid posts in this thread about periods and shaving

You're just proving my point dumbass

because girls are cute! i love girls!

also i am one so i guess there's that

/u/ need to prove it or fuck off

>Why do you play female characters
I don't. Only time I did that was in Oblivion
playing as an argonian because I was a weed smoking degenerate and couldn't tell the difference between male lizard and female lizard
>Do you wish to be a girl
Not even a little bit.

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Reminder that all you need to be Trans is to think life would be better as the gender you were not assigned at birtth

At least try hormones for 10 weeks (after that you get permanent breasts).
If you feel better after 3 weeks: you are definitely trans.

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No. It's akin to an author writing a female lead for their story. It's the character's story, I don't self insert.

Then he was a bad comedian.
A comedian canalize his inner sadness and grief and turns it into comedy, to make everyone and himself laugh, to turn bitter tears into laughter. Most of well know comedians and actors are also highly depressed, but you dont see them as sad people in their day to day life, it's through comedy they get to express themselves.
If a comedian is also a pitiful excuse of a person outside it's performance, then that person it's a sad comedian.
The happy and sad contrast is what people find intresting, and joking about it can be amusing.

Not when I can play as a cute boy and dress him up like me

>Only if I get to be a cute lesbo surrounded by other cute lesbos
thiiis

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Oh. Well I redact my sincerity. Sorry to hear you're a hamplanet that goes through multiple, multiple pads a day every day and gets bumps every time they shave gorilla arms. I wish you well.

why the fuck would i lie about that, i hate being hairy.

I like female butts but i also like male butts if i can make traps but usually i can only make manly men which is cool for like strength builds

Fuck off back to /lgbt/ you cultist

That's dumb. You're dumb.

I have a better idea, if you think you're a woman, tell me where you are so I can bash your fucking skull into the pavement and permenantly end your delusions of desiring to be a weaker, more submissive stereotype of a girl.

You're not a girl, you're just a pussy. Big difference.

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Men of taste right here. Being a cute lesbo would be nice.

Reminder that girls love boys who fuck boys so go out there and fuck some boys to impress some girls

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yes I wish I was a girl. I just want to be cute

that image looks familiar...

Go away Caligula.

All AMABs should have their puberty blocked until 22

Then they'll all have shallow brows and high jaws and cute cheeks and noses. No more ugly men

ow the edge

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I like looking up their skirts