SQUEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKK

:(

a reggie thread died for this

Don't do that anymore

buy a rat

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>catnigger tortures mouse and feigns remorse

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR RATBROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE PREY AT NIGHT
WE STALK AT NIGHT

sorry, i already own a chinchilla

SCREAM-SUFFER SURFACE DWELLERS

Rats are cute, are they good pets?

Yep.

Yes you can tech them tricks and they're smart. They're not like hamsters where all you really do is hold them but rats will sit on your shoulder and let you handle them more. Also they'll lick your fingers, it's cute.

Shot a blue jay once
It fell out of the tree and was apparently unable to fly, but it ran when I approached
I had to chase it through the woods for seven minutes, until I finally managed to stun it by throwing a stick
I tried to break its neck quickly but it kept squirming and I panicked so I just threw it at a nearby tree until it stopped making that horrible crackling scream

hasmters better
youtu.be/abq8c_97k5Y

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They're smart as shit and easily trained to be your buds.
Try and get one from a breeder though.
Pet store rats seem to be lab rejects that die on you in horrible ways

correction!
buy two, they like friends

Bluejays are fucking assholes though
I got divebomb attacked by a couple of them as a small child and whichever parent was with me at the time had to fight them off

>TEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

most hamsters are cunts, though
rats will just chill on your shoulders like bros and maybe pee on you a little but that just means they love u

so how do you guys make Skaven armies work in total war? it seems stormvermin can't really compete and you really need to rely on mixed infantry compositions to bog down good units and hit them with your globadiers. am i missing something?

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Hello fellow Skarven what heresies are we doing tonight?

They're great. They'll ride around on your shoulder and clear your hair for you.

we /an/ thread now, bois

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>tfw horny and lonely

>tfw no cheese

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lord queek smacked my cereal out of my hands tonight and called me a cuck. I'll show him rat bros.

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>tfw you can't legally own a bear weasel

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Bunch of sick fucks.

And they're very prone to get sick, it's really fucking sad. They're lovely pets

Post cute video game rats

Yes, they're actually very clean and intelligent animals

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>SOOORAAAA, YAMEROOOOO

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lots of rodents posting in this thread

>clean
they are but I still get triggered when I hear this because my older sister's rat would always piss on the plastic shelves in the rat cage instead of the PERFECTLY GOOD BEDDING and I had to go in there with a fucking towel every day and clean that shit
what a rude little cunt that rat was

>When I was 6 we had 2 pet rats
>Named Lemmy and El Ratto
>They grew up to be fucking mean buggers
>would bite through industrial fuckin welding gloves
>eventually when we move we had to let them go
>Let them go in a nearby park district then move a week later
>3 years later we hear that our old town now has a heavy rat infestation

Town deserved it too, one of our neighbours poisoned our german shepherd, and the other one would fire BB shots and break our windows and shit.

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Why would you do that to a poor mousie

>bunnies
>ferrets
>rats

I can't decide

Squeak!
Squeak?
SQQUEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKK

s-soon, brother.... surely....

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globadiers are kinda underperforming. Stormvermin can work in red line campaign but the real killing comes from clanrats and slaves blocking shit in while you hit it with plagueclaws/furnace aoe/warp lightning (cannon)
Massed slings are also surprisingly decent as chip damage and a back line meatshield

this, pet store rats tend to get cancer with alarming frequency

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ferrets are smelly

Rabbits a shit. Cute, but shit to own.

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rabbits are dumb, ferrets are cunts, but el ratto is cute and snuggly

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They really smart and total bros. Unfortunately they have short life spans

hey guys whats going on in this thread

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I like rats
I have a hamster, a chinchilla and a rat

is this the rat equivalent of toxoplasmosis?

I keep hearing that rats will mark you by peeing on you and everything they walk on

Yes, I have two. They're very smart, clean and cute.

> tfw beheading genetically modified rats and mice daily just to use their brains and eyes
> control groups or whoever is left are euthanized either way
> start sneaking rats home because of guilt
this is the last one, i swear

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>bunnies
Cute but shit half their bodyweight every goddamned day
>ferrets
Cute but hide under the cough to bite your toes and exude a strange, pungent odor no matter how often they're cleaned
>rats
Cute, clean, and will be your best bro if you handle us from a young age

That's why you use buckshot you dummy, make it quick so they don't suffer. We're you using a BB gun?
t. shoots magpies because they're assholes

yeah but it's just a little bit and you can just change your shirt

>us
Really makes me think

>hasmters
>better
nah they're cunts. rats can recognize their name and learn tricks. Hamsters will literally bite the hand that feeds.

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Yes, I had two when I were growing up. Super sociable and smart, only problem was that they were two dudes and would piss everywhere to mark territory.

>he wants to own this kind of mutant

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If you plan on getting rats just be warned, they don't live for too long, they get sick easily with nasty stuff and it's fucking heartbreaking. It's not a 10-14 year thing like with cats or dogs, be ready to say goodbye after 2 years, 3 at best

They're fucking lovely and caring tho, get them with a partner and play with them everyday

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Don't listen to him he's part of the rat mindhive

u got any cheese, brother?

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>one of our neighbours poisoned our german shepherd
How

Slave infantry is shit you just use them to hold as best they can while your monsters and more importantly artillery take everything down. You huge faggot

helIo rato

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VERY IMPORTANT POST!

Reminder that rats are ticklish on their bellies and they laugh if you tickle them and it is very cute

VERY IMPORTANT POST!

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Well that gif was a wild ride

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you can't legally own an opossum despite the fact they're everywhere.

I'M DA GIANT RAT
DAT MAKES ALL OF
DA RULES

They're cute
youtube.com/watch?v=cchjKC87p4Y&t=176

Meant to say all skaven infantry not just slaves

What's going on in this thread?

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Post proof

Hello rato!

sorry but only double digit iq dogs allowed in this thred

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How much work is cleaning the rat cage?
Is it a daily thing? How long does it take for 3 rats?