>be reading a negative review on steam
>"i really wanted to like this game,
>i really did"
fucking so tired of this fucking phrase holy shit.
what is some other shit that annoys you in steam reviews?
Be reading a negative review on steam
Zachary Roberts
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Sebastian Gomez
I don't know but I really hate that frog
Nicholas Morris
>negative review on all games in my library until bannerlord comes out
Dominic Cruz
I really do
James Hill
>negative review because some third worlder's toaster can't even run the game
>negative review, multiple hundred hours played
Julian Reed
i really wanted to like this thread, i really did
Alexander Gomez
>3920 hours played
>Not Recommended
Chase Sullivan
>the entire review is a greentext story ending with "11/10"
Carson Diaz
>read negative review
>review whines in length about an ingame design flaw that was fixed years ago
Landon King
>50,405 hours on record
>"it's okay :P"
Henry Peterson
>5000 hours played
>"it's ok"
>100000000 people found this review useful
Lincoln Gonzalez
>"It might be in Early Access and lacking content but there's lots of potential here"
>positive review
never understood why so many people these days treat games like a religion they've invested in
Wyatt Hill
>"I can (Nonsensical one off thing that barely has any sort of impact on the rest of the game) enough said".
>Reccomeds the game despite listing off several valid reasons the game is nausiatingly bad
>(Quote from the game)
>"I died because _____ 10/10"
Logan Wilson
WAAAAAH WAAAH MAMA DA DUM NORMIEWORMIES ARE TAWKIN BOUT MAH BIDEO GAEMS MAEK EM STAPH MAMA
Nicholas Mitchell
>0.5 hours on record
>Not Recommended
>didn't run on my machine that is below the minimum requirements
Levi Gutierrez
These reviews probably come from users who don't want to write reviews but Steam is hosting one of these "write a review for a game!" events.
Isaac Reyes
>write a fucking essay about their opinion on the game
>separate it into categories like gameplay, visuals, graphics, audio etc.
>each category is an essay in itself
nobody fucking cares, stop
Kayden Reed
BIDO GAEMS!!
Dominic James
fpbp
Camden Myers
MIDO BAEYS
Anthony Sanchez
>The Price is way to high for what it is.
>5$ indie game
Noah Gonzalez
>This game "made me" break my controller from rage
>Not recommended
Ryan Price
thats probally someone from Yea Forums
>if ita not 99% off IM NOT BUYING IT
>original price: $20
Dylan Barnes
>"kinda cool but not worth at this price"
Asher Anderson
No they're from ebic redditors who think memey subversion they stole from someone else is funny
Asher Bennett
I just don't read reviews.
Kayden Jones
But that's a legitimate statement. Sometimes you're looking forward to a game and it let's you down. Nothing wrong with admitting bias you frog posting faggot
Jaxon Jackson
>"I can't stop playing!"
>1.5 hours played
>review was written 6 months ago
Just like any other "professional" review, it's best to just read the summary at the end.
Henry Sanchez
>story: 8.54
>gameplay: 7.3
>graphics: 9
and so on
Camden Brooks
Nobody cares either way. Sometimes people just want to express their opinions.
Noah Young
>Difficulty: Easy to learn, hard to master
WOW JUST LIKE 95% OF ALL VIDEO GAMES
Kevin Gomez
>getting triggered by an empty phrase even though you know what they try to say
pure autism
Benjamin Price
>reddit frog posters support reddit steam reviews
Like cockwork
Matthew Rivera
>"10 out of 10"
Michael Collins
>triggered autist still can't cope with something as trivial as a Steam "review"
Nicholas Price
bibo bams!!!
Isaac Cook
Alexander Lee
>buy
>go to forest
>kill people
>come home and play
LOOOOOOOOL
Connor Williams
kek
Jacob Nguyen
That honkers is bonkers!