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Post yfw cazadors are actually real
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OH HELL NO
If the Cazador was a bee, I'd die like a bitch easier.
>not only naming a new creature after yourself but also claiming ownership over it
This Wallace sounds like one pretentious douchebag
What about this one?
That’s actually what the cazador is based on.
That's legit the IRL Cazador
this is the bee by the way
just vats the wings like how are casadors even a problem
fucking cazadors
jesus almighty
KILLER QUEEN BLACK
It bites instead of stinging?
Should be called the Punisher Bee, because that shit has just been resurrected to eke out divine retribution on all the wasps that have killed its brethren and caused them to dwindle in population
I hate that the game ignored the scariest part of the tarantula hawk:
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They lay their eggs inside living hosts and the larva eats the host alive.
Do people actually have as many problems with Cazadors as they meme? I had no issues with them.
replayed new vegas recently and honestly cazadores are babbies, just shooting a wing a couple times stops them dead and pretty much makes it impossible to not kill them right after. seeing them crawl at lightning speed on the ground when hiding is still spooky though
Deathclaws are still some shit though but I guess people don't hype them up because everyone knows that already.
I imagine people going Caesar's Legion runs(as the edgelords on Yea Forums would) have trouble since they don't have a steady supply of antivenom from looting legion corpses.
What the fuck is with its jaws
thing looks pretty based:
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>They lay their eggs inside living hosts and the larva eats the host alive.
Kill all bugniggers
nature was a mistake
from experience it's likely the habit of just using vats head spam on everything from fallout 3, that shit doesn't work in NV because if you're close enough to get a reliable head hit on them it's already too late
even then the biggest problem was always your hardcore followers, since you can't make them use antivenom so you have to sit and wait and give them stimpaks to make sure they don't die
Now this fucker will up any wasps day. Wasps are the jews of insects ,and this is Hitler inside of a giant experimental Volkwagen Warframe.
I mean, dont all Larvae eat flesh, dead or alive
it's mostly a meme, but they can fuck you up real bad early game if you're stupid enough to wander into a swarm of them
Why does you pic say they have armor when they have 0 DT?
I remember once I was a kid and some kind of a bee landed on my neck. I started flipping out, trying to shake it of for at least 15 seconds, while it was long gone. Everyone looked at me like I had downs
Lazy people who never bothered to get HP ammunition and make bugs their bitch.
That big fucker is gonna pollinate the shit out of some flowers.
hol' up goyim
just bee urself
BEES ARE STILL BROS NO MATTER THE SIZE
WASPS ARE THE TRUE ENEMY OF MANKIND
Reminder: Some faggots tried to say some little faggot mouse in AUS is extinct now because of global warming and rising oceans
We traded a shitty retard dodo-tier mouse for a new big ass bee
I play on the mode that actually gives ammo weight and I always make sure to keep about a quarter of my ammo to be HP and then another quarter of it to be AP
>those jaws
Please no
A fucking stag bee, what the hell.
my nigga
the endgame weapon
>crawls up to it on it's back
what the fuck
same except I stopped carrying AP ammo because there really aren't that many heavily armored enemies in the game and by the time you do encounter them you have access to guns that can easily punch through the DT with regular ammo
of course you could just play lonesome road and get absolutely retarded amounts of various AP ammo and just use that all the time
CUTE!
Good thing hollow point ammo exists, its basically anti-cazadore ammo.
they try to nothin' personnel under the spider to sting them easier
I had a really fun game where I went north at the start. At low level you can't Fuck with cazadors my dude
I pissed off the legion and sniping them without AP was a pain since they had 15dt, also you can get like like 3000 rounds of .308 from McCarren so I didn't struggle on needed to get some from lonesome road but it did help when I tackled it.
well, that makes sense, I never use vats, and always carry grease gun just in case of running into something fast and annoying
Well, I guess that's that.
Apparently, the bee collects tree resins and protects it from termites.
sure medicine stick is fine for endgame but I always go for pic related for the rest of it, possibly the most satisfying gun to use
with vanilla settings AP is rather useless because it's easier to carry higher DAM weapon. They should have mix DR and DT, not completely replace DR with DT
Easy to deal if you're fighting only one
Now a pack of them that's another problem
What the fuck
>don't talk to me or my daughter ever again
this with hp ammo is the preferred method of pest control
The legion is fucked cause they are not dressed to handle snow
daily reminder that there is nothing anyone can do about climate change unless india, china, and south america are wiped off the face of the earth.
all efforts will be wasted with these shitholes around.
Reminder that bees are our friends. It is the wasps that you should direct your hate and fear towards.
beautiful
t. Burgerland
The spider isn't dead, just paralyzed. The wasp will inject eggs into the spider that will eventually hatch and eat it from the inside while its still alive.
We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.
t. Chink
it just seems like a pointless weapon, 12.7 is too uncommon for an smg and doesn't do that much more damage than the pistol, and if you want high damage automatic the LMG is way better
hell they both use the rifle animations anyway, it's an smg in name only
lots of bee propaganda in this thread
t. bees
You're still getting the shoe when you fly into my house.
BUT WHY DO I KEEP MISSING?
oh now you fuckers've done it. this big nigger is your divine punishment for killing bees and destroying the ecosystem.
They took everything from me...
Now it's time for some payback.
Probably because you didn't encounter them until you were appropriately leveled/equipped.
If you only aggro'd one early one, you'd be dead even if they were a mile away.
It's been real.
you aim with the outermost corner of the right sight thing
you'd think repairing it would fix the bent sight but I guess the courier is retarded or likes to LARP too much
You have to aim on one of the prongs not in between then
lonesome road lacked Cazadors that would have improved the DLC
That's a cute pic of Pittsbourgh
REMINDER
panorpa communis
sleep tight
not really, there's so many endgame weapons just lying around it'd be trivial to deal with them
level scaling deathclaws are plenty hard enough cazadores would be a joke in comparison
...So it snowed there around 10 years ago? So what's the big deal?
>161219105512-01-china-smog-red-alert-
>CHINA
Fuck off chink, don't make me post the forbidden bear.
That's not scary unless you're a tarantula. The actual scariest part is that the sting is supposedly one of the most painful things ever.
This can't be real
How the fuck can insects be so scary wtf
You do know what Nevada is in, right?
Just use the Q-35, problem solved.
cause they look so alien
How are they wrong, those countries and areas won't give up pollution because of their economics.
I overcame my fear of bees, only for fuckers like this to show up.
It isn't a stinger.
because you're using ironsight, instead of immersive crosshair mod
fuck, I don't ever want to see that again.
they're cool tho. we only eat those nasty aphids that fuck up your plants
Nuclear Winter
based big bee boy
its harmless, they scavenge bug carrion and that's not a stinger but a grabby claw for lovin'
On the first playthrough when you dont know they have 0 DT and when you dont know where they are and thus are extremely likely to get ganked by a swarm they're a nightmare.
Is that clear thing supposed to be cartilage? That shit really looks and sounds like hard plastic.
t. scorpio bugman
Can I spoil the fun? This is Yea Forums, and Yea Forums hates fun, so I have a divine right to do so.
The male has a pair of claspers at the end of its tail (for holding the female during mating), giving it a scorpion-like appearance,[5] although it is not a stinger.
It's actually genitalia.
That means he gun fuck u up nigga.
You know, that makes alot of sense. Termites are a serious fucking problem for any place with them, especially when they're invasive. This bee is just Mother Nature compensating for something that isn't (at least directly) our fault, for once.
I saw a Tarantula crawling up the side of my house. Only upon closer inspection, it was one of these fucking wasps dragging it's corpse up the side.
on a first playthrough I'd figure most people take ED-E and not even realizing they're able to see enemies on the compass miles away before they'd ever sneak up on you
?
>this whole thread
God man the fuck up Yea Forums. Cazador stings hurting a lot is a meme that got blown way out of proportion, besides only shitty third world wastelands like the Mojave or Big MT even have them.
We're not scary at all. You fags are probably scared of your own shadows too.
I'm Coyote Peterson and we're about to enter the sting zone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOHHHHHH MMMMHHH AAAAAAHHH HHHRRRRRRRGGGGHHH
Alright, you asked for it.
CHAD
GOD DAMN IT, UMBRELLA
HOW CAN YELLOW BEES EVEN COMPETE
what's the story with pooh and china anyway
is it because he's yellow?
ABSOLUTE UNIT
You're a moron on so many levels. Caesar's Legion runs means you're putting points into Survival, Guns, and Melee and having high physical attributes in Strength, Endurance, and Agility.
Second of all, Legion is a /pol/ack thing (and fun as hell btw) , Yea Forumsirgins are everything but Legion just to spite /pol/. Mainly because Yea Forums is a newfag college
I found one in my house, my cats were slashing the shit outta it back and forth but it was still alive, I had to step on it a few times for it to die.
China is actually taking more action to prevent climate change than the US Government though. Literally even soulless bugmen are acting on the problem and yet we still let our government ignore it because lobbyists paid them a bunch of money to do so.
god i fucking hate bees
literally the niggers of birds
Oh fucking shit, get the Medicine Stick!
What kind of tarantula could support a cazador? It'd have to use something... bigger.
People have been comparing the Prime Minister to Pooh. Since the PM does not like it, Pooh is censored in China.
Chinese culture glorifies lying and cheating, lets see some hard proof of them actually doing something instead of hollow words.
That's just Battra
This nigga has at least 105 IQ points , woke
Someone said Xi Jinping looked like Pooh, and it caught on. He got butthurt and banned he image of Pooh entirely.
fucker has bones made of plastic
>Oh, it isn't dead, don't worry about that. He's just in for some Giger-tier fertilization and live the rest of his inflammation-ridden life in agonizing pain and a brutal execution.
>the joke has already been done twice in this very thread
>casadors
Cazadores, nigga.
The ironsight aiming is supposed to be slightly broken due to wear and tear and the prongs are slightly bent. Fun fact: All guns in New Vegas have slightly off ironsight aiming due to the bullets actually going slightly to the lower left from where you aimed. Luckily there is a mod to fix that, alongside many weapon related bugs, errors and fixes: nexusmods.com
>5'11" vs 6'
That is a fucking monster of a bee. I'm glad it isn't anywhere near me. I'd move the FUCK away in a heartbeat.
>12 bees die to give you one teaspoon of honey
No more ambrosia for you, anthilophobe.
>do a legion run
>get to the final battle
>general oliver just joins the fight instead of running after turning on the laser fences, but he remains completely intangible
>enemies on the second and third floor never spawn
>force them to spawn with console commands
>force Oliver into final dialogue with console commands
>game crashes
Well I guess it was fun while it lasted.
Are their any mods that fix the bullshit weapon degradation rates? Firing 200 rounds from a semi-automatic armalite variant is not going to completely destroy your weapon no matter how shitty the ammunition you're using is.
It's immersion breaking as fuck
I'd rather them than fucking bullet ants.
somebody call the EDF the Ravagers are trying to invade earth again
Have another
Not even that. Chinese shitposters made a joke about how Xi looks like Pooh Bear and he got so fucking butthurt about it he banned any media portrayal of Winnie The Pooh.
That's the creation engine for you
Just recruit Raul
Legion runs are boring because there's a whopping two actual legion settlements not nearly as many quests, and the best ones are the legion endings to NCR quests in McCarran anyway.
Oh wait, New Vegas was still Gamebyro wasn't it? Sheeeeet
Warrior wasp?
>shotgun surgeon
>dinner bell
>load it with 4/0 buck magnum hand load
enjoy dabbing on those dumb faggot cazashits
Now just imagine if we returned to 30% oxygen levels again.
>you
>the guy that the queen tells you not to worry about
No but there are mods that add better ways to repair them, i recommend "alternative repair"
It's still the same fucking engine either way.
I'm eating a strawberry pie, should I open the video ?
DUDE LET ME IN I'M A FAIRY
I never ever had problems with weapon condition, unless you're using LMG/Minigun with surplus ammo it's just not ever a problem, nevermind the parts for weapon repair kits being literally everywhere
>Yes guns are my preferred weapons in FNV
Legion quests are great because of all the trouble you get to stir up in the Strip and different NCR fortifications. Also it's just fun to rp as a legionfag , they're intense as fuck. Although it is a damn shame that the default Legion companion is Raul and not Vulpes. Also that the only Legion settlements are forts and not the epic 19th century steampunk esque shit we get hints at in the concept art and from Sawyer
B-but Todd said they were different... surely he meant it?
Cazadors from early to late levels can fuck you up really bad. It's literally a strategy to just book it as hard as you can spamming stims if theres more then 3 coming at you. It also doesn't help they are used as area blockers, so whereever your not supposed to go theres cazadors. Such as if you rush to NV behind the graveyard at goodsprings theres like 10 cazadors there.
Someone inform Coyote Peterson.
We got one more for the sting zone.
>Proceeds to take your queen unchallenged
I'm surprised nobody has memed Pooh into a staunch anti-China personality spewing slurs and various facts.
Go away Rosine.
>shotgun surgeon
My nigga
I feel like i can't have fun with the guns in New Vegas unless i mod it so i my bullets go where the reticule is regardless of my gun skill
Glad these things don't bother with people. Only ever seen two here in AZ after all these years and they flew off pretty quick
AT the very beginning of new vegas people thought it'd be faster to cut through the mojave but the game designers anticipated this and put these horrifying things in your way.
many people learned the hardway that cutting through the mojave was just not possible at a low level.
>You will never get into road race fights with legionfag charriots chasing you through dusty canyons like Mad Max
Feels bad man
>nipple
MOOOOOODS
And US, and pretty much any country still using fossil fuels and reject renewable energy.
It seems to be a Zenimax policy to hide when old engines are still being used.
Evil Within 2 was still using id tech 5 when Doom 4 debuted id tech 6 a year and a half prior. So they renamed it to the STEM engine.
>driver poisoned and blinded by exhaust.
>Caesar's Legion runs means you're putting points into Survival, Guns, and Melee and having high physical attributes in Strength, Endurance, and Agility.
I thought i was playing as a oonga boonga merc
I used Dinner Bell for the entire game, dlc included. Slug ammo made it so fucking versatile.
He's a Legionaire in a car, he has a life expectancy of about 6 months. I doubt he's worried about the long term effects of carbon monoxide poisoning
Well, the Bullet Ant, the Giant Asian Hornet and Executioner Wasp tops it.
I wonder if the spiders ever win
>Implying nu-/pol/ isn't a newfag college now
Can we appreciate how small yet neat of a thing this is to include?
>tfw find the shooting in New Vegas more fun than in 4
Is there something wrong with me?
This guy is fucking nuts. A bit obnoxious, but he's got the biggest balls to deal with shit like that. Shame he ended his sting challenges after that week-long pain train in his last one.
Coyote said he wouldn't do any more sting videos after Executioner Wasp, but I bet he'll crack and do it anyway if the fans find out about this bee and pressure him
Stop deflecting chang, China, India, and South America are produce the most pollution and greenhouse gases. Every other country on earth could go green right now and it wouldn't matter, and it wouldn't do shit, that's how much pollution they produce.
Pajeets, Chinks and Hues are killing the world but everyone seems to want to blame whitey for it.
>tag: loli, size difference, ugly bastard
cazadors aren't fucking bees
I mean, aside from the front sight itself. That shit's retarded, you'd think a gun nut like Sawyer would have made it a normal three-post sight.
If he gets stung by it, he'll become invisible.
>pretty much the most fucking OP mother fucker in the insect kingdom
>LOL LET'S JUST ADD SUM WINGS
WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
huh?
Is this the nigger of the bee world?
I played HH again because I never explored everything and people are right that the survivalist everything is definitely the best part of the whole DLC
It's such a cool story and they scatter it around knowing full well that the majority of players wouldn't even bother to find all or any of it
They're harmless unless you're a tarantula.
First time it snowed concesectively
tell me on what continent they found it so I can move away
I find it better too.
The weaker weapons suck, but powerful guns like the brush gun and riot shotgun kick ass. The gore is way better too and is more frequent.
I also hate the fact that npcs in Fallout 4 have death animations rather than ragdolls - it takes away the fun of blasting someone halfway down a corridor with a shotty.
Global Warming
Giga Chad but in bee form
some remote desert shithole called Arizona
nobody lives there anyway so I wouldn't worry about it
European honey bee queen x BBB porn when?
Nah, I'm only mildly /k/ but the way weapon modification and access to different kinds of firearms works in New Vegas is far more immersive that what you have in 4. Those shitty, sub-saharan-african-poacher tier pipe guns you get in Fallout 4 would mostly blow up in your hands , and the weapon modification there is just bubba tier bullshit.
Especially if just don't use VATS in combat situations like me, the combat in New Vegas is pretty satisfying even if it can be ridiculous sometimes.
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHINY YELLOW DRAGONFLY THING
FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT
some giant bee comes up and bites your gf ass
she moans in suprise and pleasure and begins blushing immensely
how do you retort???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
The tarantula hawks (the real cazadors) are in Arizona, the bee in is apparently in Indonesia.
>finding a good game better than a bad game
this is Yea Forums so probably, yeah
Obviously bite it back. If I bite the bee and make it get horny, then my gf is still my gf. The bee just becomes my concubine.
I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL
Will it even feel the bite?
We'd be a lot larger as well as well my man, also fire will be a lot more interesting to be around.
>challenge
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I think it'd probably lose the part that was bitten, to be honest. It's a big fucking bee, but it's a bigger bite.
E D F !
D
F
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I wouldn't be surprised, everyone knows that insects are the superior mate, just have to move on I guess
Imagine holding a bee as it sits still in your hand and you blast it with a cumshot
but what if she sting at penis
>she
>image
not this shit again
It's obvious this one is a bug one considering the thread's horrifying theme, but is this the one that becomes parasitic in her crotch? Or am I thinking of a different one?
I haven't read it in forever I only remembered the teacher teaching them about how good fly dick is and the cover is the mc falling to her death at the end
>He says as there as re umpteen diesel cars in Europe
I'm in UK and drive a diesel. Yeah, I'm contributing to the problem. No, not much I can do about it. I like getting from A to B fast.
>Battle hymn of the republic
>no reprisals of "glory, glory, hallelujah!" except with bug memes
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Feels bad man
>corpse
not exactly. They paralyze spiders, inject egg into living body and burry it. Egg hatches and larve eats spider from inside, carefully to not kill it too early, until eventually it cuts it's way out.
>shotgun reload bugs
>can't fire
>stuck
>prepare for ovipositor rape
>Firing 200 rounds from a semi-automatic armalite variant is not going to completely destroy your weapon
laughing /k/jpg
They’re actually quite calm like Bees but just don’t piss one off. Do you go to the gym and slap the huge guy on the back of the head? No? Leave im be.
Or you could just turn off true ironsights
More like autistic /k/
tarantula keeper here, as far as I know all solitary wasps are parasitic. check out M. procer, their larvae feed on beetle larvae
>thought they were extinct
>look it up
>they still exist
NO FUCKING WAY
who needs to reload when it only takes two shots max to take out a wing and neuter them entirely
Extinction is accidental, not deliberate. There's likely worse shit out there that deserves it but isn't dead.
cazadors would obviously do it to humans instead of tarantulas user
>Japanica
I don't know why this is so funny to me, maybe I'm just imagining that there's no latin word for Japan so bug researchers just made that shit up
botflies are still a thing, we wiped out the ones that prey on humans but there's still plenty that get all up in other mammals
botflies used to prey on humans? are you kidding right now right, I have a fear of parasitics things and botflies are my terror
The human botflies are gone? Huh. Guess I should change my statement then. "Extinction isn't convenient" is more accurate, but good fucking riddance to those botflies.
oh and I don't remember much about them but some wasps build nests with chambers full of spiders like pic related
The first time you encounter them on a blind playthrough they will more likely than not wreck you. First time I came across them in NV, I did not at all expect for the poison damage to be that high and last that long, nor did I expect them to be that fast or to fight two or three of them at once. Fighting Cazadors on your first playthrough is a nasty sucker punch because they do more damage you would expect while also being extremely aggressive. I still remember one area in the northwest where a nest was near a raider settlement and sometimes you would get to the settlement and be met with raider corpses because a raider AI probably went too close to a nest and aggroed one.
>fuzzy
>docile to nonthreats
>giant honeybee
We need to breed them for hivemind perk and mass-produce them.
Anyone got the picture of the WiiU full of Brown Recluses
Imagine taking the nerdiest melvin in the room and locking him inside a closet full of these and listening to him scream.
Got you covered famicom
Too bad it doesn't make honey.
Seeing extinct species be found again is wonderful. Very happy.
Especially when they look instinct, like some prehistoric motherfucker.
well guess I was wrong, they're still around
wear a beesuit if you ever go to mexico I guess
if you mean the tribal camp location with some tents and drugs everywhere that's supposed to be that way, they're all preplaced and there's just cazadores crawling about at hihg speed
Underrated
it was properly rated but now you overrated it
>Thinly veiled EDF thread
>Arizona Blond tarantula out of all things he could have killed
Arizona Blonds are one of the most docile tarantulas out there, so it breaks my heart that it's being bullied like this
They're actually putting money and research into solid-reactor nuclear tech, which if the US wasn't a satrap of corporate oil interests and semite businessmen it should have been dumping cash into R&D decades ago.
>men made climate change
Those are just toys right?
t. wasp flaseflagger
Semantics to deflect from habitat loss, pollution, overfishing, and overintensive agriculture triggering extinction across the globe. Keep on dying for your Israeli overlords. Insurance companies are already writing expensive policies for disintegrating coastlines to squeeze the last bits of money out of the gullible.
>we
This.
I also use mods to let me upgrade unique weapons. Makes it the best gun bar none.
>climate change is only real if I can weaponize it against other countries
You fags have zero real principles. Worse than SJWs.
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Spider Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Kek
>Romanes eunt domus.
Oh man, I hadn't noticed this before. That's brilliant.
>Do you go to the gym and slap the huge guy on the back of the head?
I slap them in the ass and I would do the same to this bee
>I'm glad it isn't anywhere near me.
*Breeds behind you
Legion Run's last mission is fucking amazing, standing face-to-face with Lanius in his tent lets you see what an absolute beast he is, fighting along and then under the Dam, facing Oliver and the elite of the NCR's army. The fact that going against Caesar means you're fighting against close range guys and you with a shitload of high-tech makes it easy, but going solo, unarmed against guys in power armour was a rush.
You miss out on a lot of quests and dialogue but get a much more action-oriented game, it's amazing for a second run, and you can definitely feel the strength difference by the end game, rushing into the lodge to face an army of super mutants hopped up on psycho was the most fun I've ever had on a fallout game.
>Wallace's giant bee is a black resin bee with well developed and large jaws. The species exhibits strong sexual dimorphism: females may reach a length of 38 mm (1.5 in), with a wingspan of 63.5 mm (2.5 in), but males only grow to about 23 mm (0.9 in) long. Only females have large jaws.
BEELETS NEVER LEARN
I always found it weird how some fisherman found some abomination with tentacles and a beak that shot out black stuff and though "yeah, we should eat this"
just shoot the wings