This is your new Nintendo America president. Say something nice about them

Who's gonna save the plumbers?

He's too attractive. I'm also fairly certain I've seen this guy in a porno, can someone confirm or deconfirm?

>Bowser

Why did you nake a thread when there are already several on here already.

How long until people find pics of his wife and declare her as the official Bowsette

oh no

Dear pesky plumbers

Looks like he is trying too hard

I'm guessing they hired him based on meme potential.

Look at Mario and Luigi

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what happened to Reggie?

Looks like a soiboi

Retiring in April.

>Bowser is an industry veteran who joined NOA in May 2015 as the Vice President of Sales before being promoted to Senior Vice President of Sales and Marketing the next year. During his time at NOA, Bowser led the sales and marketing efforts for Nintendo Switch, which became the fastest-selling video game system of this hardware generation through 21 months, according to The NPD Group

MY PRESIDENT'S NO LONGER BLACK

MY LAMBO GOT REPOSSESSED

>his name is bowser
>goomba and bowser jr plushies in the backround
>mario and luigi tied up

oh no

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This image is old as fuck

E'S GIVING MAWEEO HIS MOST EEEVUWIST TEST YET.
"GRAH-AH-AH LET'S SEE YOU TELEPOH NOW, MAWEEO! BUT KNOW THAT DOING SO WILL KILL YOHR BROTHER! GRAH-AH-AH!"
And the toime machine in the Tick Tock Clock 'as run out of toime magic after last episode too! 'ow will Maweeo get out of this mess?

Reread my post, dumbo

PUNISHED

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OH NONONONONO AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

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>Not a female minority president

Why is Nintendo so sexist, and alt-right?

oh lol im dumb, i thought you were one of them and i tried to trigger you.

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How will the employees call him "Mr Bowser" with a straight face?

Give us Mother 3!

It's fucking over

Give us Mother 3 you bitch

LOLOLOLOLOL OH FUCK

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EA used to be good back then didn't they? Ssx and all that good stuff

Obvious April Fools joke is obvious.

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10/10 kek'd out loud

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There must be a guy working at Nintendo called Wart.

Nintendo is really fucking good at PR. Within 30 mins they have this pic going viral all over Twitter and even here.
Based ElectricalBeast

10/10.

based electricalbeast

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FUCK YOU GOOKMOOT

>2015
Could he be the man who stopped Treehouse censorship?

It's easy when your last name is fucking Bowser.

I'm going to.miss Reggie, fun guy, God at PR. Bowsette did.a great job revamping Nintendo's weak marketing.

Nincels will STILL defend this. Just fucking watch.

I meant Bowser. Really.

I know Yea Forums is ignorant and has a retard boner for reggie but he was absolutely horrid. I can't imagine this guy could be worse.

EL FUCK YOU

He kinda looks like Adam Sessler

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the jolteon of letsplays

Yeah and I mean I think they picked him exactly because of that.

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Isn't this the guy that's on a mission to fuck every tranny in the world?

Oh lord
Buckle up

>Go from shit company to not so shit company
>Campaign makes console sell gangbusters in the U.S
>Guy actually cares about the games
Until he says he wants to make M&L trannies or have Link go gay, how is this objectively a bad thing

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What does that even mean?
No wonder slowbeef heard it as giant of let's plays, at least that makes sense.

What will his catchphrase be?

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I'm pretty sure he meant Giant but his bread in mouth accent is up for interpretation.

fucking based

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that was before EA went from "shit but still made good games" to just "shit but also actually fucking evil" right

>YOWZER!!, ITS A NEW MESSAGE FROM BOWSER!!!

He's only responsible for the US so he can't do much harm. Japan is what counts.

his youtube description says its Jolteon and he is ELECTRICalBeast

Hold me lads i don't want Reggie to go....

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SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>give me your money

Sploopity sploosh!

>His wife

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>Bowser?

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Burnout Paradise is a good game I don't give a fuck

fuck nintendo

I'd fuck him

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He died dude

His last name is Bowser. He can't be all bad.

Please no, sony already died, don't let nintendo die too please please please

>guy named Bowser who used to work for EA
its ogre

Man, next e3 will just be a bunch of unknown fags on stage and Phil.

>Ultima X never ever

Time for a new super princess peach game.

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Nintendo is actually unironically doomed this time...

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How many fucking presidents in Nintendo gonna elect, fucking christ
The instability must be off the charts

I'm fairly certain he just ran with the joke, but who knows

Foreman Spike

I don't care too much either way, but it said "since 2007". Even if the older stuff was better, he's been working starting around the turning point which could be a red flag. I'm still open to seeing how things go though, Kimishima was cool and did a ton of good stuff even though all people could talk about at first was that he looked like a Yakuza boss.

I guess it's ok when Sony does it HUH?

HELL FUCKING YES MARIO STRIKERS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>westwood
it still hurts brahs
rip in eternal peace, sweet prince ;_;

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FIFA IS WHAT STARTED LOOT BOXES YOU FUCK.

THIS IS BAD, VERY BAD!

Post breastesses

PLEASE tell me his name doesn't end in -berg and this is not a (((subliminal message)))

>FIFA IS WHAT STARTED LOOT BOXES YOU FUCK.
Wasn't that TF2?

Bowserberg?

oh

>Doug Bowser
>GEE I HOPE HIS LAST NAME DOESN'T END IN -BERG
You're a fucking retard but I already knew that based on your post

>he looked like a Yakuza boss
And was an ass man.

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No FIFA started it, and it was pay 2 win too.

(((Koopa)))

He is literally called Bowser

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>Sakurai went freelance
>Yamauchi retired and died
>Iwata died
>Reggie's retiring
>Miyamoto is semi-retired

Hey Wojak.

The new Censorship threads are going to be fun

I play through their games every few years. I miss them so much.

Imagine that guy, he's at the pinnacle of his career after finally making CEO and he has to sit in a room full of kids toys thanking a bunch of man children for his role. Sucks to be him but I guess the millions of dollars he'll make will help with that.

He's the kind of guy that looks like an old man from a rape doujin but then goes home to his family and is a sweet old man.

HOLY MOTHER OF MILKIES!

Neo Yea Forums at work yet again.

>that bit of exposed tummy

How do i get fit like this

holy hell

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>Edgy manchildren into sports and generic shooters vs kind manchildren who plays a myriad of games
That's a step up actually.

whats that on the shelf?

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DEAR PESKY PLUMBERS

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OH SHIT WOJAK HAS A BAD DRAGON DILDO FUCK

stop eating shit and do some situps

God I hate nuchan

OK, can we get the Fatal Frames games in America again? Also, I can't believe I am saying this, but can we get Mother 3 so people can finally shut up about it?

i recognise that amiibo...

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He was great. I can't find out what he's doing now either, has he completely retired? The only info I can find mentions him stepping down as president but not if he still works within Nintendo or if he found anywhere else. I like that he just showed up and did what he needed to do in a straightforward way without being overly "businessman". He was pretty humble and would always say "I hope this is enough".

he looks like a cuck

These are getting pretty abstract now

Jesus Christ, please return to us Castle Vidcons...

Probably an inside joke at the office since his name is Bowser

hes taking the bowser meme too far

How much did his name influence this decision?

Is this a jew? Asking for a friend.

Anyways why did Reggie retire?

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I'll call him Bowsette after his inevitable gender reassignment.

Isn't Jolteon an electric Pokemon or something?

Based

If you could retire and be assured you'd never have to worry about money for the rest of your life, wouldn't you?

situps are bad for your spine. climbers, high knees, bicycle crunches are better

wtf i love chelsea now

How did you forget planks?

Came here for this.

So he could spend more time playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on his Nintendo 3DS

I know youare meemeing, but NoA is not big deal, Japan always call the shots. Mr. Browser will do whatever NoN says.

Honestly, if he's behind how good the Switch has done in America, and he fucking stopped Treehouse censorship, he's a good dude.

heh

My body was not ready for this.

That guy rapes kids.
There's no way he doesn't. Look at him.

they both have the same nose

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>telling the truth is defending
see dear So(n)yboy

Mii customization is fucking garbage.

It means nothing. It was never anything more than a marketing role.

he certainly has the look, but that doesnt necessarily mean that he rapes kids

Idort, actually. Besides, there were always nasty rumors that Reggie caused shit behind the scenes, and Bill was the real hero at the company. Maybe this change will be good.

New California Sony boss needs to fuck off though.

I just know that look when I see it, man.

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By rumours you mean "stuff I pulled out of my ass", right?

No....? Probably stuff pulled out of someone else's ass though. No matter what, lets see how the man works before we judge him.

top kek

His name was not originally Bowser but i think "Baumgardner" is a German surname from baumgartner.

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The REAL Bowser is way cuter.

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>German Jews, Russian Jews
>Williamsburg NY
>Former EA employee
I take back everything I said

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Doesn't compare to Reggie.

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>corporate BALD white guy

Man this is sad

WAIT, HIS ACTUAL NAME IS BOWSER? I THOUGHT IT WAS A NICKNAME. WHAT THE FUCK

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It's not "actually" his name, user. Although he did change it from baumgardner to bowser it was well before he was with Nintendo or the industry for that matter

Reggie was the best.

More art of peach being fucked by Bowser incoming

Monkey's paw: it's all secretary suit edition

post source of rumors. i want to know

>goombas, dry bones, an bowser jr in the back
Hail to the king!

I can't believe they actually hired this guy because his name is Bowser.

>He gets to fuck cute traps

Based

>nincels actually praising a gay ex-EA suit becoming president of Nintendo

Nintendo really can do no wrong

If he was actually gay he'd have a Bowser plush in his arms.