Yakuza Thread

Why are these games such a bitch to 100%? Also, are Yakuza 3-5 getting a "Kiwami" remake?

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>Also, are Yakuza 3-5 getting a "Kiwami" remake?
probably never since they're currently being remastered in Japan and aren't as dated as the PS2 games to need a full remake

3-5 aren't getting Kiwami remakes, but they are getting ported to ps4 with higher resolution and higher frame rates. I believe 3 is out in Japan right now, and Nagoshi apparently said the remasters are for overseas audiences, so expect to hear localization announcements. Either this year or next

never played them but are they same style as the new games? do they have a completion list as well?

3 has some style choices from 2, but 4 and 5 are pretty close to how Yakuza 0 looked. Especially 5

>mfw Shimano fight without kiwami finishers
Help

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ok thanks for answering

the real question is
what will be ported to pc first?
6 or kiwami 2?

i literaly tried for 2 hours to beat majima on the baseball center yesterday and the fucker simple ammor blocked every atack and hit stuned me to death

the only fight that was harder than this was kiryu in 4 with the fucker throwing you at the floor and using heat moves every 5 seconds

considering that Yakuza has never been on PC before, Kiwami 2, then 3-5, then 6

Are there good youtube tutorials on mahjong? I can't get that game.

any chances we get the fist of the north dragon game?

I honestly don't know

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Majima everywhere my ass

After he gets stabbed by one of his minions do I have to do anything for him to appear? It's been like 10 fucking chapters or something.

is Kiwami 1 worth ? I'm a newfag only played 0. Yes I know it's a remastered of the first one, so I shouldn't expect 0 content

he shows up again in the fight against the bald fucker and then he dies

Yeah, it took me about 7 tries. He doesn't fuck around. Asshole has the movesets from Zero. Broken fuck.

>Kiryu tiger drops me for half my health
This game immediately taught me what it was like to be an NPC.

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i remember the first game bosses being bullshit SPECIALY the whorehouse fight and the guy with a gun fight but this is just ridiculous

it's more of a remake and it's tied closely to 0 (lot of references). it feels like a sequel or dlc to 0. same feeling and everything

Hooray I beat the game on normal difficulty. I'm glad I played on normal, I was just chugging drinks and tanking the last boss because I'm bad.

i watched this guy when i was getting started
youtube.com/channel/UC2E_GfC7EwgBrYtbDzonZew/playlists
i like that he also did some tenhou streams so you can kind of get an idea of what you should be thinking about while you are playing an actual game

So far, after 0 I'll tell you a few things that you might not like:

-It's jankier
-Most substories are simplistic and repetitive, except for a very few ones
-It has 2 or 3 fetch quests that can annoy you real bad
-You need to fight majima a fuckton of times to unlock abilities for the best style, otherwise it remains the worst style and it's pretty useless compared to the other 3 (which are the same from zero)
-Reused assets, reused storylines even. Reused fucking everything. Even story parts that seem like they lifted them (though it's a remake, so I'm not sure if it's the other way around) from Zero and switched the characters around
-Difficulty is up, considerably
-Map is almost the same, so you won't get lost at least

Other than that, not so bad really. Not less enjoyable in any case.

So i just started Kiwani. Why does Majima treat him like an old friend (and why does Kiryu do the same) when they barely met in 0?

7 years passed after Yakuza 0 and 10 after Kiryu is out of jail. I'm sure they got to know eachother very well after 0

I'm stuck at the Majima baseball fight. Someone please help
Last time I got him to like 5% HP but I had no more healing items and I got thrashed, this really killed my motivation

Quite a bit happened between 0 and the beginning of 1. They probably fucked at some point.

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any sega ip is possible to be ported on pc

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God Kiwami is comfy.

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God, Nishiki was such a bro in 0, what the fuck happened

Licensing could be an issue, the FotNS musou games from last gen never got ported to PC.

Keep playing.
Honestly I feel sorry for people that loved Nishiki in 0, in the original he was basically a dick right out of the gate.

It literally gets explained as the story progresses in Kiwami, bit by bit.

pussy whipped. also he's that little brother who's always jealous of the older brother

Did nishiki die a virgin?

Just stay in rush mode and dash cancel out of your attack before the kick animation and repeat, you move and attack faster when you have a high heat bar. Majima is easy as fuck to fight, just stay back and learn his attack patterns then go in and do the combo.

If you're really struggling, top up on Stamina Royale and Tauriner++, you can also use these health drinks if you get knocked down, just spam the start button to take them.

Another tip: Beast mode was also helpful against Majima later on, L1/LB + O/B when attacked worked wonders on his health.

Might be due his only friend and "brother" telling him to fuck off and they're no longer bros. Without Kiryu, who the hell else does Nishiki have?

I feel bad, but I like that they did this.

nah i just beat the fucker using counters from the blue style and 5 sushi sets
turns out you have small armor using counters

Yeah, it's a shame that quite a few characters from Zero just up and fucking die including good ones

Get used to that.

even more after shinji and reina? ah well

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>tfw this series has gotten me into jav
busted so many nuts. thanks yakuza

I mean throughout the entire franchise.

That happens. Even with one character from Yakuza 3 to 4.

What about using SPOILER TAGS, dipshit?

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dunno why people bitch about nishiki's change from 0 to kiwami so much, it's explained in-game at least
what I don't get is the ENTIRETY of Majima's change of personality from 0 to Kiwami, the end of 0 really doesn't justify it half well enough

>opening a yakuza thread before you're done
oops ;)

7 year gap between 0 and 1, we don't know what went down between those years.

They did tease a sequel to 0 though, so we may find out how they became involved.

The change with Nishiki was self-explanatory from the beginning though, especially if you paid attention to what he tells Kiryu at the end boss of 0

>We'll never get ponytail shaven Majima back

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>are Yakuza 3-5 getting a "Kiwami" remake?
Let's hope not.

ha, got em.

>people getting thier asses kicked in the kiwami boss fights

lmaoing @ you zoomers, compared to the first game they are a cake walkexcept the dancer brothers

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why?

Newcomer to the series and it has made me love games again.
Currently grinding out the real estate royale because I want Dragon of Dojima style before the next part.

>tfw you aren't a real yakuza because you don't have a gamepad

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>I want Dragon of Dojima style before the next part.
it has the sickest remix in the franchise.

youtube.com/watch?v=vurwitwpuUU

>Got the extreme moves for each style
>Still can't use them on downed bosses even with a full heat bar
Nani the fuck, are they bugged or am I still missing something?

No, they're a cake walk. Including them.

>not a weeb but love doing ket and watching videos of the buzzing nightlife and lights in tokyo
>realize i can just play yakuza 6 and be in control
Doors have been opened that can never fully close

Are you using the right color move? example: the Beast style heat attack if the enemy is flashing yellow

Are they glowing purple, blue or yellow? That's when you switch to the appropriate fighting style and press Y/Triangle

how does that make you a weeb?

you mean only criminals use controllers? MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN!!!!!

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And you have to do the karaoke game with IJKL like a square.

Oh, that must be it. Much appreciated.

Well worth the grind, fucc
How can one series be this based? I cant wait to play Kiwami when Im done

I miss the specific style music combat, why did they remove it in kiwami

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I'm playing yakuza 0 right now, at chapter 7, the cabaret club is actually fun to do.

Why should I bother with the agent mission stuff?

3-5 remasters haven't even made it to the West yet, I think we see those after Kiwami 2 and 6 on PC, if ever.

Because only zoomers want PS3 era games remade. It's a colossal waste of time and resources when they could be making new games.

>exit any building into hubworld
>majimas muffled voice que plays every time
fuck you

people like to shit on kiwami, because it's very much like what ocarina of time 3d is to ocarina of time. it's the same game, but with changes, some good, some bad. if you never played 1, you'll love kiwami, because it feels exactly like 0. 1 and 2, in terms of gameplay, were pretty assy, and some of the most "of their era" games around. i'll take kiwami over 1 any day, and i've played them since 1.

100 percent'ing a game is usually for replay value

i never try it the first time i complete a game

the mahjong and luck based gambling games take a lot of time, so I just ignore it. Only someone with absolutely no life would be able to platinum these games.

You mean sending people to find weapons for you? I never touched that more than I had to and I didn't feel like I missed much.

Only for like a substory maybe. No need.

You're retarded. Spoiler tags exist for a reason.

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>tfw had 440 points on Tonight with controller and 880 with keyboard

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I feel like it's underwhelming and not really worth my time
Oh OK

I dunno man, people love calling everything otaku lifestyle.
I just love the neon glow of rainy tokyo at night.

Yeah, they do. But why would you come into a Yakuza thread and not expect to see spoilers? I had to avoid these threads when I was playing through 4,5 and 6 because I know I'd catch an unspoilered post.

Don't blame others for your lack of common sense.

Oh yeah I finished the game on medium and never used anything I got from the agent shit. I liked the cabaret thing too in fact I'm going to go back and finish the whole cabaret story before I uninstall the game.

I cant find Majima the email says hes west of shichifuku street or something where is majima

everywhere

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>Don't blame others for your lack of common sense.
Game just launched for PC and it's """common sense""" that people would like to discuss it. Posting a huge spoiler without a care in the world is a bad practice, therefore it's totally acceptable for me to blame people that do this kind of shit. See how many people are using spoiler tags correctly. What's the harm?
Your mindset is literally what kills every discussion thread. Hope you die in a fire.

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MOTHERFUCKER WAS HIDING IN A TRAFFIC CONE

FUCK THIS GAME

I didn't find him til I was on the last chapter of the story. I completely forgot about him for maybe 3/4 of the game.

>Why should I bother with the agent mission stuff?
Exclusive equips, only way to get the best defensive equipment and accessories in the game, and it's the only way to get the massive majority of weapons. You can just pay to get it down to 0:00 for next to nothing (A couple dozen to a couple hundred million at best depending on what tier you're going for) so it's not a big deal. Equips only really matter on Legend and Hard since Normal and Easy are negligible, but on Legend things like the Dragon Flak Vest, Hi-Tech Armguards, and Hi-Tech Shinguards really help mitigate a lot of nonsense.

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Sasuga, Goro-kun.

Majima > Kiryu

If you disagree you are a minority

>Hope you die in a fire
Touched a nerve, did I? Get over yourself.

Seriously I'm in chapter 11, I thought he legit fucking died. What an asshat. Or conehat.

True, Majima is the popular opinion. People like Batman for the Joker.

>tfw no goromei gf

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was majima's whole "never ever kill anyone" thing just something they wrote in for yakuza 0? he doesn't seem too concerned about not potentially killing people in kiwami.

yes

Goddamn, imma have to put 300 more hours into the PC port now on top of the 300 I already have on PS4 version.

>0's escort missions on legendary
I do not want to relive that pain.
Incidentally, what's needed to get the secret final boss? Just maxing estate and cabaret? Want to finish this one up for good before moving to Kiwani

It's not really spoilers since Nishiki is the third to final boss in 6

All substories for both characters. Amon is always all substories except in 6 where you only need to fight Saigo and Sodachi.

>0 is fantastic
>kiwami is regarded as a 0 expansion more so a remake of 1
>kiwami 2 is shit on for being inferior to OG 2 somehow
what the fuck happened

If i missed some from earlier chapters, i can still do them later, right?

Yep, you only have to worry about missable substories in 1, 2, Kenzan (Especially Kenzan), and 3.

I'll be frank with yah, that game has amazing boss fights but overall kind of sucks, think of fotns as an afterthought rather than something to ask for.

Take it that don't mean Kiwani then?

Beat Kiwami today, having the final boss have legend aura regeneration when the ability to stop that requires basically maxing out Majima Everywhere was just mean. Enjoyed it as an expansion pack but I doubt I'll play it much more, maybe if there was less RNG to getting all the Majima shit (Maxing out DoD and the achievements)

kind of the reverse, kiwami 1 is pretty widely shit on by fans for how lazy and clunky it just reuses assets even down to boss fights being lifted outright from jobber enemies like shimano, the secondary antagonist of the game pretty much, just being mr shakedown.

Kiwami fixed the missable substory issues on both 1 and 2 so you don't have to worry, same deal with locker keys. The originals are the ones I'm speaking of, once they got to 4 onward it stopped being something you needed to worry about, the only thing 0 has missable is the Encounter Finder for Kiryu and the Magnetic Necklace (Because it requires #1 in the mahjong rankings if you missed it during the Producer substory and I doubt more than a handful of people would do that so it's worth mentioning).

>complaining about spoilers for a 13 year old game

I want a majima game when kiryu was in the prison

It's a lower quality expansion pack, I adored 0 and put 77 hours into it, ended up sinking 23 into Kiwami.

It was kinda bullshit. Would've been so much better if he actually killed all the lieutenants and that ugly face asassin. Could also be a nice trigger for his meme personality but instead we got some weird bullshit where he instantly transforms into his future self. That detail kinda fucked up the ending completely, shit should've been vague and only hinted instead of going LOL KIRYU-CHAN without any proper build up. But well, Yakuza isn't really known for fantastic writing.

Typical PC shitter thinking the discussion should cater to them, these games have been out forever on other platforms.

Nishiki dies
Saejima shot rubber bullets and killed nobody
Terada is a Jingweon member and betrays the Tojo clan
Majima marries Park and doesn't get with the blind chick
Haruka gives up being an idol
Someya dies
Daigo is a dumbass

That's either Pocket Circuit or checking out the magazines in the convience store there.

Finished Kiwami 1 a few weeks ago. Do the other Yakuza games have the Tiger Drop? Shit is so broken it's not even funny

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Yes, most do. Post your rankings, fellas

0 = 5 > 2 > 4 > 3 = 6 > 1

Those items aren't needed to get to the boss, right? Just substories?

0 > 2 >> 5 > 4 > 3 > 1 >> 6

Something they pulled out of their ass since they don't want the characters committing crimes beyond beating up other criminals while under player control.

Yes. Everything from 1 onward has it except the two Kurohyou games (They have a parry system instead where you block a guy and retaliate dropping their stamina to 0). 0 has some variations on DoD and Brawler since he didn't learn it yet (I think Beast did as well?). Akiyama, Saejima, and Majima all have their own variant, Musashi has one but hand-to-hand is so awful in Kenzan and incredibly risky, Ryoma has two different types, normal Tiger Drop in hand-to-hand (Obscenely overpowered because parrying with L1 makes you invincible for like 5 seconds and you can Tiger Drop to your heart's content on top of there being a buff to its damage if you uncap hand-to-hand) and another one in 1kat, and Yagami also learns it from a poster.

Nope, just substories. I just mention the items for the people who worry about missing something in general.

Anyone else looking forward to Judgement?

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BLK-301

Hell yeah. Love that Yakuza 0 sold well enough they can do dual audio tracks now which quadruples reasons to play them over again.

Is this the bug that makes it so that it's impossible to win mashing qte? Because I fucking can't pull off a single one. Figured it was tied to high framerate but when I try to lock it to 60Hz it still stays at 144fps for some reason

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Remember that Yakuza 3 PS4 port will remove a sub quest entirely and change things to make it more in tune with our times.

Majima was a right fucking cunt to deal with. seems like i broke every bat in the place on his skull, in addition to at least one goon who got picked up and twirled around like a toy. Kiwami boss fights are fucking CRAZY

Seconded.

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Will this be out on PC?

Protip: repeating heat actions does exponentially less damage each time

Probably in 12-18 months.

Which game is this?

That would make sense but considering its Sega they'll probably port 6 over first I held off buying Kiwami 2 on PS4 for the future PC port unlike 6 so I hope not

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Probably in a year or two. 6 is the next coming on PC, with Kiwami 2 likely to follow.

6

6. youtube.com/watch?v=iVeVx-bA6C8

Which one?

I meant switcherooing to Beast style when they were underfoot, picking them up and slugging him normally. i've been style switching in boss fights a lot more in this one than I ever did in 0.

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It feels like weapons aren't rewarding in general aside from the anti-shakedown ones (Shotguns and daggers)

It's one with a guy in a dress that chases Kiryu from time to time. A handful of silly sallys trying to spin it high off being pissed off at Catherine Full Body, but in actuality it's really a bunch of nothing. This was all confirmed months ago by Nagoshi but people picking up on it like it was yesterday.

Yeah, for a lot of the sidequests you need a guide to even activate them since the number of stuff you must do before having one seems completely random.

Also no, 3 gets a remaster, but not a Kiwami remake, doesn't need one since the PS3 titles are still halfway pleasant to look at. If you don't have a PS3, I think PS now has at least 4 and 5, it costs around 15 bucks a month I think, really worth his price and the library gets updated constantly. And the good think, they don't charge you if you're internet is shit, they do a test first if your internet can even stream those games and if it's does they let you register.

You wouldn't have a map of the substories locations at hand, would you? Tried to search for it but all i got was a list of them, and i ain't in the mood to cross reference done ones

I just want 6

>look up Anri on instagram
>perfection...

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I feel like kiwami is lacking in sexy stuff. The bug fighting minigame ain't as great. There only seems to be one pole dancer and the chicks at cabarets are even uglier, jesus. Except for Goromi of course.

How many pl8ts can you cow tiddy JAV do?

BREAKING THE LAW

youtube.com/watch?v=fYie91Z-EL4

My god she could feed me every day with those fucking funbags.

Jesus Christ, she's even bigger now? How many kids has she had now?

she's the reason I want to get to Yakuza 6 already

Already pre-ordered it, the first chapter demo is something everyone should play if they're antsy, it's really fun.

dswiipspwikips3.jp/yakuza0/substory.html
Just look up the English guides for the actual substory itself.

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japanese walking simulator

Git gud birches! No, but srls you need to use rush style and slowly get His hp down and start dogeing whenever he start His combo, Don't be greed slowly drain his hp down. When He charge His hp use weapon to do finisher, after this hide it and back to rush style.

Pretty much what this guy said Not to mention changing one of the family crests to look different because Sega Japan is trying to appeal to the chinese market and that pin looked like the imperial japan flag, removing hostesses, but adding new ones to replace them due to licensing. Removing the cigarette from Kiryu's mouth. It's little things here and there that have been known about for awhile. There is some added content that didn't make it in the OG version of 3 which is around 15% more stuff

Thanks, just what i needed to find the last few missing ones. Just wanted the locations. I prefer to go by heart when it comes to doing them. If i fuck up, i fuck up.

>Q2/3 2019
Well shit, so I'm guessing likely to be August? Least it'll hold us off till Shin.

>be japanese
>get beat up because theres no guns

t. switchlet

God, i hate that cunt Yuki so much. Wish there was a model swap mode so i could beat the shit out of this useless piece of shit. Ai and the others are so much better. Good job on the VA for making her the obnoxious slut she is though. Real homerunner.

Meant to put removing the cigarette from Kiryu's mouth on the box art

youtu.be/k3iY1MEmhMw

Lmao

It's been a while. How's your workout, user? You keeping to it?

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It's just been like a year, but i already feel nostalgic walking around in Kiwani

Any tips for a newcomer in the series? Should I play on easy?

>typical PC shitter
Honestly... it's hard not to laugh.
If it wasn't for PC this thread wouldn't even exist. You can be pretty sure of that. And again, I'm firm on my point that spoilers shouldn't be thrown left and right in a discussion thread. THIS is common sense; people should have the decency of not ruining the experience for other players.
And I didn't read past the first sentence of your horrible post that just proves how retarded the average Yea Forums user can be. What's the point of making a list of spoilers? Being edgy?

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anybody got any vids on how the combat works? im playing 0 and my kazuma is so stiff

I followed this guide and now i'm obese wtf?

I'm still mad about Goda, the only antagonist I gave a damn in the entire franchise who didn't suffer an overcomplicated plotline where you didn't even know who he was and forgot his name because he only appeared once in the first few hours and then again in the last fight (like the guy in 5 and those fuckers in 4). He had enough appearances in the game to leave an impact and he still is the only one besides Nishiki that actually dies (since bad guys barely seem to die in Yakuza, but every other character does or if they die, they die due some bullshit like sudden cancer outbreak).

At least he was playable in Yakuza Dead Souls, there's that.

No. Normal.

Play Zero and no, easy is only for people with physical disabilities who can't play action games.

What's the point of posting this? To show us women has better tastes in humour than men? Tell us something we don't know.

>If it wasn't for PC this thread wouldn't even exist
user i'm the OP, I made this thread because i'm trying to 100% 0 and Kiwami on PS4

it made my heart hurt when Kiryu goes back to the Pocket Racing office and sees Fighter is still there. 17 years later. He's earning more money now, though, right!

He's probably covering his eyes on stream to demonstrate that he don't approve this to no be caused of misogyny by some feminist and get his shit banned.

WHERE'S MY ISHIN LOCALIZATION YOU FUCKS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You lack discipline, user!!! The diet is sacrosanct and infallible!!!

North Star is probably the most annoying 100% in the series

That and he's a mormon convert bc of his wife apparently. So much so that his wife was being harassed by a drunk at a baseball game he just sat there and did nothing to defend her honor.

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>To show us women has better tastes in humour than men?
Haha, good one.

>Disregard thots and their vile ways, warding off their evil curses
>Stunned by admiration watching two true men putting their souls in a fight, man to man
This guy's a bro

Isn't Anri an actual mutt and speaks english just fine? Seem to recall that from somewhere

They made every boss fight far harder in Kiwami.

British/Japanese mix, born in england

I think they introduced the regenerating health bosses in 4 or 5. At least I can't remember them in the other titles before it. This shit is just annoying as hell.

>Ryoma
Can't you just say ancient kiryu or samurai Kiryu you nerd?

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Samurai Kiryu is different in Kenzan and Ishin

Why does she have a jap last name though?

What a gay ass change.

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Why is Kiryu still young in Yakuza 6?
I only played 0

>the only fight that was harder than this was kiryu in 4 with the fucker throwing you at the floor and using heat moves every 5 seconds
I loved that fight when I first played Yakuza 4 years ago, I went back to replay it and that fight had me fucking frustrated, especially since I used up all my healing items during the previous chapter.

idk, the cigarette seemed like it was photoshopped in the original cover.

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Hey, nice fight track. But really, who the fuck is this dude lol

Fuck you I like this Majima better

The previous one seemed like a fucking tool and didn't even get to fuck the chick he was after

Yep youtube.com/watch?v=Zwo25_wXN00

Many Yakuza threads are created every month
Only a few actually get more than 10 replies
It usually happens when there's Yakuza news or a close game release

This shit I found out in the second playthrough with the ps2 Yakuza 1. I thought with some "Hell, I do all the side stuff later" and then I found out that I can't have the story with the male assassin dress like a stripper in the strip club.

Why even built in an after story sandbox mode when you can't access all side stories?

>That and he's a mormon convert bc of his wife apparently

Thats no good. There is a strong rumor that mormon girls whore around to snare men into mormonism by sleeping with them then forcing them into marriage with a oregnancy scare, then forcing them into the religion.

What a sucker.

Could have changed it, maybe her dad might have been Japanese and found a white girl worth ricing. Don't know that much

Does anyone have the tools to unpack the sounds in Kiwami and 0? The ones on pcgamewiki crash for some reason.

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men age like fine wine

Jap's don't age until they turn 60 and Kiryu is the idealized Japanese man. It's like how anime girls only show aging by getting bigger tits and more child bearing hips.

Nah, Yakuza was fine before PC shits. 0 was a big success on the PS4, some of you guys are alright but you'll always be secondaries

mfw no one mentioned motherfucking Jingu bossfight yet

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Black Panther 1 and 2 are easily the worst followed by Kenzan, then Ishin, then 3, then 5, then FotNS. FotNS is just grinding more than anything and the English version goes by even quicker due to the lower requirements if you're strictly speaking the platinum. The only thing that's even bad for English FotNS are two things:
The debt repayment, but once you earn 50 million you can just donate the 50 million you got alongside the debt that was repaid and you're done with the substory.
The Destiny Talismans to level 7 can be rough but the vast majority of them are gained from Coliseum fights and then the ones you don't get you'll most likely have enough points from the fights to buy them. Not to mention once you get all buggy parts the Augites spawn at pretty high rates and over the course of the playthrough you could have half the Augites covered easily.
100% FotNS just adds another 10-20 hours of Coliseum farming. Kenzan you literally need a guide or a majority of the content is missable since advancing even one chapter can lock you out of 5+ substories and choosing the wrong answer instantly disqualifies you from Amon for that playthrough and you have like 80+ substories you need to answer correctly.
Black Panther is grinding on an unreal level, we're talking 20+ hours of poker and only poker for 500,000 chips and then even more if you want max stats, well over 200 multiplayer matches, the entire co-op battle mode needs to be cleared with the best rank, all substories including Gaia, every single part time job ground into the ground, and the worst version of baseball ever. Then 2 takes it even further with part time job grinding and a whole host of other shit. Thank God there's a glitch for infinite yen because otherwise that's at least 40 hours of poker right there.

When you say "Samurai Kiryu" or "Ancient Kiryu" that can mean either Musashi or Ryoma. You have to specify the name.

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Yakuza threads were great until the 0 release on ps4. I remember threads when 5 came out in the west were so good.

The only game that needs a "Kiwami" update is Dead Souls

lol that's retarded.
We only played 0 and 1, and they expect us to buy 6 before 2?

Can't wait for 6 to flop hard so they refuse to port Kiwami 2, I can see nips being that much autistic

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I really only remember that one guy who was furious that it was digital-only and would spam threads about it.

So from what I hear the Judge Eyes demo has hidden moves, items and QR codes. How many more of these secret things are in the full game? Some are missable aren't they, in investigation segments during main cases?

Ryoma actually seems to have a different personality from mainland kiryu but ishin kiryu is literally samurai kiryu.

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>you'll always be secondaries
You think people actually care about this? Does your life revolve around videogames or something?

That I remember as well. good times. I wouldnt have minded a physical release though.

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Yeah it's wonky. North Star, and Judgement are kind of holdovers until we get the 3, 4, 5, remasters in addition to Shin. It's odd, but it'll probably makes sense when they get to them.

It was a close call, but I got him by keeping my distance and closing in when he was done with his attacks, then going off again. For me it was brawl style. Rush style was pretty good too at least to get a few hits in but the damage was so lackluster it would have taken years. Just get one good brawl combo in, get some range, then after he has attacked you dodge or just stay away and then attack him again. I was almost dead when I won though. Probably 10 tries on this one.

So is Juliet Boin, calling them mutts is a bit off.

>Can just not do the thing
>Can easily skip the scene
>Can even just look away for a few seconds
>Instead covers his eyes with his arms
Why

Weird how JAV stars seems to be the best english speakers, even if they've not starred in any international stuff, while the average jap can barely say hello in english

>Juliet Boin
You mean JULIA? Honestly didn't know she used a last name sometimes. Huh.

You're walking through Kamurocho minding your own business when you suddenly see this. what do?

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how can a series have only one game worth playing (zero) out of atleast 6 of them???

Ryoma is Ishin and you're right that he does act more like Kiryu than Musashi. Musashi is the one from Kenzan, he goes around murdering people but when he's not having a serious discussion he's straight up Kiryu with a lot of characters. Again, you really can't turn it into a generic with those two since they're both samurai, they both kill people, they both have the serious and Kiryu side of them, etc.

5 QR codes, they're all in easy to find spots (One's in a building near Doc Emoto's clinic for Tiger Drop, one's using the drone in the Champion District, one's somewhere in Millennium Tower and I forgot the other two). There's a book to learn a move in the place Yagami destroys the power box during the main story but it looks like in later chapters you can revisit it so it's no problem. It's pretty easy to grab since the window blatantly spells out there's an entrance as you pass by it.

0>2>4>6>3>1>5

I get that 5 was Segas big "Magnum Opus" for the last Yakuza game on the PS3, kinda like a big birthday party since it's the biggest and longest game in the franchise. But here lies the problem I have with 5:
It's long for the sake of being long. It has a overcomplicated story with a higher amount of bullshit twists than ever before, not only that, the story is also fucking boring, they tried a similar thing like they did with 4, but 5 lacks conflict between characters and... hell, stories I give a fuck. Why tf was the fucking Baseball player in that game, his content was just filler.

And don't get me started on that shitty DDR minigame in Harukas story. It's fun 2 or 3 times, but the entire game is surrounded by the same fucking minigame over and over again.

I don't like 5 in the slightest, which is why I played it only 50 hours (the main plot alone takes 42 hours to complete, so I did only 8 hours side content in total and STILL only had a complete ranking of 11%. This game is too fucking big and too fucking boring.

But I liked Saejimas hunting simulator sub story tho. Would have like to play an entire game just about that.

And I don't get why everyone hates 6 so much.

Hit all of them for true equality.

But they're literally the product of interracial mixing? So the term mutt, while offensive is still valid.

I think you care enough to keep responding. It's only important in the context that Ryuji Goda dies at the end of 2

Oh, I meant that Yakuza threads don't revolve around pampering PC players

Majima's suit in Yakuza 3 and 4 was kino. Shame he doesn't wear it that much at all.

Cool, I guess I'll get the secret shit then. Judgment can't come soon enough.

Don't worry about a thing since i know the moment the black guy whips out his dick, they all go submissive and apolegic.

Not really, I have enough of Kamorucho for a while and as far as I know, the game primarily takes place there.

You HAVE played it, right?

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>it's very much like what ocarina of time 3d is to ocarina of time. it's the same game, but with changes, some good, some bad.
No, it's not very much like OoT 3D is to the original OoT.
OoT 3D is a generally good remake.

It's more like was Majoras Mask 3D is to Majoras Mask. A lot of controversial and unnecessary changes.

Yakuza 4 (re) released in January, the remaster of 5 should be out in Q2 sometime, probably before Judgement comes to the west. Sega is super weird about announcing localizations and ports. so there's no telling when to expect announcements, only that most people believe that 3,4 and 5 are definitely coming, at least to the ps4

Just wait until Jingu. Fuck that fight for real.

Still about the only game, along with Y2 and Persona 3 FES I have managed to run properly on an emulator. True classics, the first two.

Right. So going by your reasoning that "it's fine to spoil the game on discussion threads", everyone that played Yakuza on consoles played all the games for sure so it's okay to spam spoilers. Fair enough.

Women may be better at laughing but they're way worse when it comes to making people laugh.
You are the exception, you made me laugh

>Trying to get platform fanboys to admit flaws in logic.

OOT 3D is either an absolutely awful remake of the greatest enhanced port ever released

I personally didn't like 6 because it was really dropped the ball in regards of story
They brought back the Chinese and Koreans which were a huge part in the series but didn't really do anything with them
They almost didn't bring back any old characters that were important to Kiryu even though it was his last ride
The "secret" was really underwhelming and was so far fetched logistically that that it ended up being more like an afterthought than anything else
Not to mention that you didn't even fight on that ship, it was just in the background which is also a missed opportunity
I also didn't like how they had important parts of the city locked off for no reason

Stand back and watch the show cause it looks like the old Lady's ready to start throwing punches

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Discount Someya. Awesome track tho

>Go into Karaoke club
>Receptionist just dumps me into a room alone and with that stupid tablet
>Check song list but no Judgment
>Go with the Mermaid song
>It's just playback with me cheering vigorously even though nobody will hear
>No cute karaoke lady to sing with
Kamurocho isn't what it used to be 10 years ago.

Yeah I didn't get why he couldn't kill anyone in Yakuza 0.
I thought everything they wrote in Zero was pretty good, but at the end I 100% expected Majima to kill one of the lieutenants or Lao Gui since that would make for a clear difference between Majima and Kiryu.

I feel like somewhere along the way Yakuza writers forgot that "Good" characters can still be allowed to kill.
Daigo has a body count of like at least 5 people, yet in Yakuza 5 he has this moment where he has Kurokawa at gunpoint, but refuses to pull the trigger, despite having killed multiple people in the series before on screen.

I prefer Kiwami just because of the added scenes that fleshed out Nishki and I really didn't mind the Majima Everywhere stuff

I don't get why won't they let you switch outfits before beating the game? By the time I finished 0 I was sick and tired of Yakuza. Same shit is going to happen with Kiwami. Makes outfits pointless

gotta say
i'm liking kiwami way more than i expected after people talked so much shit about it pre pc release
it's not nearly as good as 0 but it's still great fun
also i just really like majima

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Who is your favorite JAV actress?

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I thought the secret was going to be that since there were so many Chinese orphans and half-japanese half-chinese mixed breeds that it was a massive trafficking ring where the children would be later groom to pass as Japanese and assimilate their way into high levels of power by the triad. Really felt like they were headed that, if not the twist then one of many expected from Yakuza's formula.

If it's for a fucking thirteen year old game, yeah it absolutely is okay because the fans discussing it probably already played it. Are you surprised when Metal Gear threads spoil that Miller in MGS1 is Liquid Snake in disguise?

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Why do people hate it, exactly? Because it's out of character?

Don't make me pick between Anri and Kaho. I might go into a coma.

None. I only watch black girls like Vanessa getting the white D

I prefer the original. Kiwami is too much 0 copypasta but with even more filler cutscenes and majima everywhere is dumb.

No North Star. Technically Gotoku.

I'm fucking tired of motherfucking Kamurocho, but i'll play the game.
The Yakuza team have gotten fucking lazy and uncreative as of late, which is a shame, because there was a time there where they were putting out fantastic game after fantastic game.

Like, fuck. Yakuza 5, Ishin, and 0 all game out 1 year after the other, and all were 9/10 games.

Is porn this mainstream in Japan? Imagine the backlash for something like this in GTA.

URRRRRAAAAA!!!!!!!

Is Kaho a meme or something? She looks like a big titty midget with shit haircut, yet i keep seeing people talking about her as if she's top tier.

ok how are both remakes significantly worse than the originals?
is this a "good for when it came out" meme

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I played it in 2011 and payed 50 bucks for it, because you couldn't get it any cheaper back then (since it was a niche title and a complete flop outside of Japan, sold like 50 k units or something I think?).
Honestly, as much shit Kiwami gets, it's superior to the original in almost every regard. I don't mind a few missing side plots and the Majima everywhere system, although it's harder it's much more enjoyable to play, also the prologue and the additional cutscenes help to give the entire main story and Nishiki more depth then before.

What's up with 3?

Look, I'll cease replying to you because your logic is inherently flawed; you are too blind to see how mistaken you are and continuing this will just waste time for both of us. It's pointless.

The QR codes are the ones that are hidden well, the book (At least the one in the demo) was pretty obvious. I was running past all of the QR codes for about four hours until one guy mentioned he saw a JP player using an ability in the demo I couldn't find on the menu (It's the top-left one) so you might potentially have to look their locations up because the one in the Champion District you would never find without a guide (That was the Tiger Drop one) since it's in a place you rarely visit and would never turn the camera to let alone selfie.

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AIKA is as great as ever, she's off her hiatus too so she can appear in the last year's worth of new series because she was in everything in 2017. I hope she makes the jump to jukujo titles soon.

I like Kaho because she's the basis for the JAV J-cup chick from Gigant, made by the guy who made Gantz. She's got an adorable aura about her.

is judgement totally unrelated in terms of story to the other yakuza games?
i might play it while waiting for the other games to come to pc when it comes out in the west

Good, maybe you should leave Yea Forums altogether and actually play the fucking games, especially the first game, before going into threads discussing it.

Because they thought it was a hassle to fight him all the time but it's pretty easy to know where he might pop off
Even when you fought him, he was easy enough to defeat
Maybe in the late game, it might take a while because of his huge healthbar but by that time, you were strong enough to deal with him quickly too
The only thing I hated in regards of Majima was the Komaki training where he was a huge pain in the ass but most of the Komaki training bits were a pain in the ass

what the hell is oicho kabu and where do I find it?

In general? Shiina Sora, for sure.

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>Y5
>9\10

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Partially related set in the same continuity. In the game you see someone running through Kamuro wearing the Ono Michio costume from 6.

Either riko tachibana or mana izumi.

I thought so too
They made a big of it and then dropped it just like they did with the Triads

It does take place after 6 and does feature the Tojo Clan but as far as I've seen it's a separate story and they explicitly said no main characters will appear, just some cameos of side characters (Ono Michio being an example, there's also a new Shakedown). Even so, it still explains what's going on with the Tojo before the Omi take over Kamurocho in Shin.

Japanese Baccarat to put it lightly. If you're in 0 it's in West Park as Kiryu, if it's Kiwami it's in the gambling hall you unlock as part of the story, if you're in Kiwami 2 or 2 through 5 it's in the Ryugujo, Kenzan it's in Gion's gambling room, Ishin it's in Rakunai.

It's in the Yakuza universe but it doesn't tie in directly to any of the other games, no.

I TOOK ME 20 FUCKING MINUTES THE GET THE FUCKIGN BUN CHAN WITH THE FUCKING UFO CATCHER AND NOW THE GUY TELLS ME HE EXCLUSIVELY NEEDS THE WHITE ONE
WTF

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>Supporting a mobster industry where 99 out of 100 girls get ruined for life

>remake of ps3 games


never

>6 before 2,3,4 and 5
my autism won't allow it

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if it gets ported and fixes its framrate, yes

Rei mizuna

And if they fix the story that's retarded even by Yakuzas standards

>hypes up his new IP for TGS 2018, which apparently will be unrelated to his previous works
>it's literally just a Yakuza spinoff that recycles assets en masse from 6 and Kiwami 2

What was his endgame?

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Ai Uehara, Anri, AIKA's kind of that trashy kind of hot, Kaho Shibuya's alright too I guess. I find Hitomi Tanaka ugly as fuck though.

I kinda feel sad for the people who started with 0. They pretty much got spoiled, no other game in the franchise has that good of an fighting system and a story that well thought without overly complicated and retarded twists just for the sake of being a twist (although Majimas backstory is the retarded twist of 4).

Literally every other entry falls flat compared to 0, even 2.

Jukujo titles? New series? You'll have to explain user.

They're both better for when they came out, than I feel the Kiwami games are for when they came out, and the standards set for them.

Just in general I feel like Yakuza 1 is better than Kiwami objectively.
The boss designs suck, nearly all the substories suck and feel like rejected Zero substories, the new OST fucking sucks, the DoD style in Kiwami fucking sucks dick, the cutscenes literally just re-use the animation from the PS2 game, and Majima Everywhere got tiring halfway through the game.

I'd rather have fun playing decently designed boss fights in the original game than have to deal with the garbage design of Kiwami's.
If the Kiwami games at least re-did the animation rigging, re-did the storyboarding of the cutscenes, and re-wrote some story beats to be more impactful and sensical, I would like them so much more. But the Kiwami games are clearly a rushed job.

Its story is best experienced in a "It's so bad, it's good" way, it would ruin the fun to describe it.

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that's enough, majima

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What's Anri's best video?

They're visual novels mixed with actual gameplay.

The story is retarded and there's too much of it and the gameplay is so simplistic that it feels like an arcade game at times.

The stupid cunts still think that visual novels are video games.

Aka they're jap shit.

I played the series in release order tho, even have the physical copy of every yakuza game including 5

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I played Kiwami when it was free on PS+ and got Zero yesterday.
Where do I go after that?

Is there a problem if I emulate 2 now that I beat kiwami?

Well that's a really flashy intro

Azuka something. She did a lot of shota larp porn. She's like 190cm, so she towers over the guys naturally.

I did this too because I didn't realize how the upgrade charts worked and missed some of the 1 point and 3 point unlocks...

:(

>people having trouble with Kiwami in general and the Kiwami finishers
>not having weapons equipped for heats or using some other heat action while grabbing something instead of Kiwami finish

Jingu is a bullshit fight and maybe those 2 dance faggots on the disco place, but that's it.
Against Shimano you have 2 chandeliers thingies so use them as heat action when shimano goes into that "stun" animation

The ost feels bland as hell in K1.

Why does everyone shit on Kiwami 1? Not trying to defend it, just curious considering I've never played the PS2 games.

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Fuck those motherfuckers

Still didn't lose a fight all game, but fuck that fight was infuriating

>OoT 3D is a generally good remake.
on Yea Forums, it's the worst remake in human existence though.

5 then 3 and 6 then 4. That's the intended order they were made with.

kiwami 2 of course
then wait for the 3 remaster to get localised

yakuza 5 is retarded because one character was pretending to be someone else and this is somehow stupider than having a CIA twin brother and making someone believe they're a mass murderer by exchanging real bullets with rubber ones and he fully believes it because he doesen't know people are supposed to bleed when they are shot
all right

Why does every badguy bar a few have "tragic" backstories?

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MIDE-213 is good

Reminder that shooteh peepee was a real thing

Just because the writing is enjoyable doesn't mean its good.

What's stopping this bear from just crushing him, as their insticts tells them to?

will fap to later. thanks based user

If you shoot someone that up close with rubber bullets, it's gonna leave a mark and they'll bleed
Add to that the fact that he never did that shit before and was all fired up, it's easy to understand why he didn't really notice that

>JAV titles
It was at that point i realized all japs were as autistic as Kiryu.

karaoke on keyboard is so easy and cheesy

Because they're buddies obviously

Because it knows it'll get fucked up

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yakuza 4 would be good if it didn't have the 3 other characters that are worse than kiryu in every way, and all had really shit, drawn out stories.

Shut up about my wife you fucking faggot

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Actually that reminds me, is there like a hostess club or other thing featuring reel human JAVs in Judge Eyes? I think I've seen some returning client in Yagami's office with a little bro or something, but is she a JAV?

how did he manage to get so many jav girls in the yakuza series?

I like Saejima more than Kiryu at times and Akiyama is just charisma on 2 legs.

The cop had a interesting plot going for him, but he was used enough with that one game, far more enjoyable than the baseball guy, this guy didn't even had an interesting plot.

His orange cock, user.

I didn't really get hit during that fight because I was so used to farming Shakedown in 0 to max out the ultimate styles, and Shimano has that same style. But holy shit did not having kiwami finishers make that fight last. I think it took me 20+ minutes.

He's likely got links to the actual Yakuza; the in-game porno girls are basically just promoting the IRL prostitution and pornography rings that the Yakuza have a sizeable stake in.

>shun akiyama
>worse than kiryu

go back to r*ddit

oh right the gambling hall. I forgot about that. thanks

>Saejima
>Strongest in raw power, likely
>Kiryu
>Main man protag man
>Akiyama
>As you said, charisma
>Tanimura
>Gets to spar with a cute Chinese cop lady
Tanimura broke the mold, truly a hero

He has his ways. He does sponsor the Dragon Heat after all.

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>lends money to people
>that's it

cool character. on the plus side, at least his fighting style was almost as fun as kiryu.

I'm honestly suprised SEGA and even Sony were cool with it

no JAVs this time. because Japan's gotta be ""pure"" before the Olympics

All right let's accept that
how is yakuza 5 stupider for having one person pretend to be another
I keep hearing all these people saying "lmao yakuza 5 is the stupidest game in the franchise" but always refuse to explain it when it belongs to the same series as cia twin brother and rubber bullets, at this point I'm just assuming they're parroting some youtuber because that seems to be the most common cause of unsubstantiated retarded claims

I wonder how fast Japan will retract their clean up job once the olympics are done.

Is this a Kengan live adaption?
Also enjoyed how the sequel did a reference to Yakuza series

Appparently you can make the mouse control work much better by editing the input.ini and lowering the deadzone and adjusting the various other variables like mouse range.

No JAVs?! Fuck, man. Better bust out some good ones for Shin, in that case. Maybe JULIA? Who are some other high profilers who haven't been in yet?

Is this a Yakuza spin off? Or a whole new franchise?

Rose tinted glasses. Kiwami is inferior to zero yes, but the original yakuza 1 was a barely playable experiment at best, yakuza 2 was the first good game in the series and everyone who disagrees is lying
Kiwami 2 on the other hand did cut out a significant chunk of content from yakuza 2 so I can definetly see where the complaints are coming from, however it is still decent as its own thing

does she do anything with bbc?

Hopefully and likely, a new spinoff series. Don't know if they guaranteed a sequel, but they did want to, I think.

I don't think so. The weirdest shit I've seen her doing was with a dwarf or something.

Nope, it's a TV adaptation of the PSP games (Both games had a season) but they don't follow the game's story or characterizations at all. A simple example besides massive story changes is that Tatsuya laughs after he has the realization he killed a bunch of people in the game and he's general an absolute asshole for the starting half of the game whereas in the show he's just mostly confused and a nice kid who just makes some dumb mistakes. The subs are also crabsticks since the only ones out there are from pirated DVDs that had English translations, no one bothered to sub the show.

Technically a spinoff but they're acting like it's a new IP they're going to continue so we might potentially see a second Yagami game.

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He looks young. He is like 45 on that point

The main bad guy gets all of sudden a cancer outbreak right at the end of the showdown and dies from it because tragic.
For some reason the same guy didn't let just kill Saejima, Kiryu and all the others when his hench men with more bullets appeared in the first (of many) showdown at the Millennium Tower (why it's always the fucking Millennium Tower?).
Literally the entire fucking plot could have been avoided if Park and the other guy just have told them earlier what they have planned.

Also fuck that annoying Hanuka plot and fuck the entire baseball filler shit no one cares about.

And the son of the big bad, who is actually the big bad, is the bodyguard guy you beat the shit out of it at the start of the game and then never saw him again, forget his name and that he even exists and suddenly he appears at the final boss and is 1000 times stronger with 4 armors because reason.

Yeah no, it's bad. Doesn't mean it isn't fun at times and of course I sank in dozens of hours (and loved the Saejima hunter subplot), but it's just bad compared to the other titles. They blown out a plot that wasn't worth being this big, the entirety of the plot can be broke down to a 2 hour movie about media corruption and it would be even better.

That cop arresting Protag Boy looks like both Shibusawa and Matsumoto from Gaki no Tsukai

I bought vitamin water for the dog but Kiryu still says "Need to buy water". Is there any other water I can buy?

are you one of those "i must play the game the instant it comes out" faggots?.

Poppo on Nakamichi carries regular water (I think it's the Alps water?) Don Quijote should also carry some, and if neither of them have just regular water M Store at the top-left near the batting cages has a different inventory than those two stores.

You gotta buy a water bottle and a plate.

I haven't played the game in two years so my memory is a bit hazy but here's why I thought it was stupid
>Haruka
Appreanly, some ex-idol found her in the middle of nowhere and convinced her that her dream is to become an idol even though, Haruka stated before that she wants nothing to do with it
She goes into idol training and her manager starts telling her "you better take this shit seriously or I'll make sure the orphanage closes and it will be all your fault"
Then the manager dies but is now treated as some sort of saint and not a total psychopath
At the end, when Haruka realizes on stage that she doesn't give a shit about being an idol and that Kiryu is the best, she rushes to find him
For some reason, she knows exactly where to find him, even though there were a lot of place he'd likely be, and finds him in just the right time to for maximum dramatic effect
She essentially teleported from that arena to the headquarters
>Saejima
Goes to prison, makes friends with some people and hears about Majimas death
Now, you'd think that since Majima is his blood brother and the only person he cares for truely, he'd be a little bummed about that?
Nope, he tells everyone that it's Majimas fault for dying because he was weak
Then he makes a blood oath with a random teenager he met in the prison and spend a couple of months with and who doesn't fit with Saejimas ideals at all since that kid is a little bitch
He escapes prison with that kid and the others stay in the prison
That kid is a plant whose job is to assassinate Haruka
Seconds before shooting Haruka, his rifle is shot by the detective prisoner accompanied by the prison warden and the gentleman thief
How did they know where to find that kid? How did they make it just in time to stop the hit? How can the prison warden give a prisoner a gun to use in the first place?
I can go on, too, but my autism is fucking with me

>and the gameplay is so simplistic that it feels like an arcade game at times.
Admittedly, that's what Sega was going for in making them.

Does anyone have that image of all the jav girls that has appeared throughout the series?

No but I have this

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>Haruka stated before that she wants nothing to do with it
Keep in mind that at this point the orphanage is in danger of closing because Kiryu is essentially out of funds, the kids are taking on part-time jobs to help Kiryu out, and this plot point carries over into 6 as well with all of them taking on part time jobs to keep food on the table. Obviously you could argue Daigo, Majima, or Saejima would help Kiryu cover stuff, but we also went from "I'm going to help the Tojo Clan" to back to living in the orphanage between the end of 4 and 5. For all we know he didn't want to accept money from them and keep the kids out of it.

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thank you very much

why there is no hard option?

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Nothing for Lost Paradise? I would think the unique girls in that are based on porn actresses.

WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET AN EEL AND A SALMON JESUS CHRIST I HATE FISHING SO MUCH

I played every yakuza game on release except the japanese-only spin-offs and I'm glad this series is coming to pc simply because of long term preservation (they're not even using denuvo anymore) and how easy it is to patch in the japanese music now
I fucking hate console shitters who need to justify their purchases, I'll be glad when I can finally be rid of my ps3 but I have to keep it hooked up because certain exclusives still aren't playable on rpcs3 (the mgs games, code veronica hd, tokyo jungle, at least yakuza 3-5 are getting refitted for modern hardware even if they are likely going to censor more things than what they originally stated)
Even if steam disappears and there's no other way to legally purchase then it'll be much easier to pirate these games on pc in 15 years than to hunt down a ps3/4 with working controllers and a phisical copy that you can't even buy dlc for anymore because the online stores for those consoles will be long gone
I will never understand people who want their favourite games to be harder and harder to play as time goes on just to brag to people about the fucking awful hardware we were forced to buy in order to play them

>yuma asami
>ai uehara
I feel a rumbling in my pants

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for 0?
gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps4/816306-yakuza-0/faqs/74451/fishing
I'm almost done. Need 2 more

there is in the HD port

My issue isn't why she did it but the whole YUME part
They tried saying that she inherited the dream from Park but I call bullshit on that

They're moderately rare.
dswiipspwikips3.jp/yakuza0/fishing.html
This'll give you the shadow, サケ is salmon and ウナギ is eel. Fish with a Human Face and Ito are the real evil.

That's the latest one that was posted, whoever made it in the first place hasn't updated it so far.

favourite boss fight in 0?
the speech + music buildup and the freeze frame still give me chills

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Where's Anri Okita?

I'm trying to crack 0, is it okay if I use the regular installer and then apply the crack or do I need the codex one?

it's only like $20 you broke nigger

post favourite tracks
youtube.com/watch?v=mxkKs_Dqs1o

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>AIKA - AIKA
Still buttmad how they butchered AIKA's face. I mean the others look fucking great, what happened, Nagoshi?!

I'm not claiming it's high literature, I'm saying it's not worse than 3 and 4 which all eventually devolve into some retarded plot contrivances in order to have epic showdowns
0, 1 and 2 are the only yakuza games that could be considered "well written" and even that's a stretch, yes 5 has questionable character motivations and everything but you people act as if every other game was the godfather and 5 is the odd one out

What was cut exactly? Just side stories?

I just want to know how it got past the editors. It barely resembles her and all the other girls are perfectly fine so what in the world happened? I can only think they got the rest of the girls done and AIKA was the last one they had to get out the door in a hurry.

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>went into the playlist from that vid
>find Hailstorm, Saejima's battle theme
Never thought about how fucking threatening or kinda creepy his fight theme in 5 is. Also kinda get a Y4 Kiryu theme feel from it.

a few side stories and a small area, yes
In my mind remakes should not cut out stuff at all if possible so I consider that "a sizeable chunk of content" but I can see why other people would not mind it as much
Also I'm not a big fan of the dragon engine combat

what the fuck is this?
>tfw they ruin your javfu

They didn't butcher anything, that's how AIKA looks now after a bunch of plastic surgery.

just get the CPY repack

The only reason they hire porn actresses is because most japanese women are ugly as all fuck and they can only find appeal in the biggest cumdumpsters of all time

Ewwwika butchered her own face some time prior to the game.

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AI IS A CUTIE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH

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>Yuki is the best girl and she isn't based on sluts
You don't even need porn actresses

I would but I already downloaded the whole thing which took way too long. Is there no other way?

>yakuza 5 twin dragons tournament as shinada
>against hannya and akira as shinada
>15 seconds in and my partner dies

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Or alternatively, because their demographic are also into JAVs which seems like the most likely scenario to me.

buy the game

Don't get me wrong, I'd waste every cell of my cock on a few of them. It's just generally they're not that good looking. Rina ingame (kiwami) looks like a fucking monkey with those eyes.

>Kiwami has team up with Majima against dozens of goons
>He does fuck all since the devs don't want him carrying the fight.

This

Dude colisseum as shinada or akiyama in 5 is straight up harder to complete than it is to beat the amon fights.

Koyuki and Hina as well. The first girls in the Cabaret Club management are always the best girls. I can't remember the Marietta or 4's girl was best girl and I never saw 3's so I don't know if she was either.

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What the fuck, she looks like a dolled up granny

Since this is semi-related, I have to ask.
How the fuck do I pay back my debt in Lost Paradise without blowing my brains out? It's all I need to do to fight Amon but I'm going crazy here trying to complete it.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET ONE MORE DAMN KOI CARP SOMEONE WILL DIE

>have to play another 10+ matches to get the last card

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Which game had the dude with the huge ass Beetle mask in the Coliseum? The dude who hits on par with Amon.

Japanese bugs look like THAT?!

I feel you user. I can't even catch the Ghost Koi

I still have no idea how I aced this game and got every card.

Make it Rain 1 or 2, I personally did 2. Platinum hostesses then A ranks are your filler choices but not-Bright and the blonde I think are the best ones you can use. The idea is if you can get the first three or four guys out ASAP then the rest is Mr. Libidos for the last two minutes. Remember that you can buy some of the sake from the Seed Store to level up the platinum hostesses a bunch for next to no investment.
Also remember that when you beat a level you get money towards your debt (Until you pay it off) AND toward your wallet, so in reality you only need to earn 50 million. Then you can just go to Kenshiro's hideout and pay the old lady on the bench the 50 mil and there you go.

Kuze is the only standout boss fight cause you whoop his ass so many times

I liked the fight with Sera because it's the only time in the series you fight him.

Shibusawa hands down. Not because of Shibusawa himself but the music, the movesets that mirror your own and the transitions between each phase as well as the final note were amazing.

Most stuff from the PS3/360 era looks complete ass to be fair. You can't even give games from that era the "bad but charming graphics" excuse.

does kiwami 2 have a classic music pack?

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t. 3rd world nigger

Oh look, it's someone trying to shit on the widely beloved game being discussed by stating that elements that its fanbase enjoys about it are bad. How utterly unexpected.

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>Why are these games such a bitch to 100%?
All the shitty mini-games that they make worse with every new iteration.

Twin Dragons is an amazing theme, and while I like that the final boss isn't actually the strongest villain in the game (Awano is much stronger), the whole THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DRAGON OF DOJIMA just felt kinda played out at this point.

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t. seething buyfag
Have fun with all that wasted income.

based akiyama

so you don't deny it?

I feel like everything about the plot in the yakuza franchise has been played out since 3.
Personally I thought the stories of 1 and 2 were outrageous as well but it's never taken away from my enjoyment in any of the games.

Imagine if this game was made in 2019 west

Fuck you faggot I want more Yakuza on PC

Akiyama and Hana are a gift to us.

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1 came with some backstory DVD thing that fleshes his & Kiryu's relationship out a bit, thought he was just sort of annoying in 0 most of the time personally

hana is best girl

>Judge Eyes isn't out until the summer
>already completed all the games
>for some reason im already missing being in Kamurocho
Is this what stockholm syndrome feels like?

>Full speaking role in 4 and Dead Souls
>Black Panther gives her an entire substory
>Only a voice in 5.
>Gets her own enka song and also loves not-Akiyama in Ishin but only gets one or two speaking roles in cutscenes.
>Only mentioned by Akiyama that she's best girl in 6.
Being Hana is a rollercoaster ride.

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Gave me aids. I figured the guards would keep getting up too so I kept one of them alive until jingu was almost dead as well.

I cannot for the life of me beat the last few bouncer missions in Kiwami 2. Between the huge amounts of health and enemy variety I can't dodge damage reliably and end up getting killed in some way.

I also never get tired of the locations or the random beatdowns in the streets.
These games are the definition of "comfy" even though I'm not fond of that term, I just don't know how to describe them otherwise.

yes they are

>people bitch about the mahjong minigame
lol just learn how to play. After you spend a thousand hours you can start fucking people for money.

Can't wait for the Ishin announcement at E3

Fug guys is Kiwami worth a play? The only Yakuza games I've played are the original and 0, but I liked both of them.

I guess we'll find out if this line made it into Yak 4's remaster soon enough.

is there any missable substories in kiwami?
can i just beat the story first then take my time in the side content later on?

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Abuse Ultimate Heat, there is no shame. If you want go beat the normal substory Amon first and visit Kamiyama, he sells a book that makes it so if you swap out your weapon it regains all of its durability. Hopefully you picked up the fire sword from Osaka Castle but if not hopefully you have a sword with 45 damage or higher from nuveau riche guys and at least two of them.
The point is that you need two weapons with high damage, then it's simply equipping the entire Bloody item set (Chainmail, rags, and the ring that increases damage when at red bar) and abusing Ultimate Heat and the environment to regain Heat from running around in red bar to go back into Ultimate Heat to abuse the "Can't die in Ultimate Heat" clause of it.

They didn't balance 70-72, don't even attempt it normally or you'll rip out your hair considering RPG Amon can one-shot you from across the map and SMG Amon can shred 60% of your health.

Not to mention that the latest versions of the minigame contain decent guides compared to fucking yakuza 2 which was when I first learned the game.
You could barely see the tiles at that resolution.
Forced myself to learn shogi too but I can never reliably win to this day.

Not worth the trouble or the time you waste on these. Especially the fucking rockpaperscissors, fuck this type of games

Could someone help me understand kiwamii finishers? do i have to have their HP low and be on a certain fight style?

Yep, it has some faults and annoyances but it's still a pretty drastic change over 1 and has a lot of new cutscenes and substories. They also changed several events from 1 which are fun to see like how Komaki teaches Kiryu for instance. It's not expensive and while it has the annoyances if you liked 1 and 0 you should be able to like Kiwami since you already know what to expect content-wise.

>is there any missable substories in kiwami?
No. They stopped that with 4 onward, you're completely fine. You can take your time because youc an make clear data from Premium Adventure and you have to go into it anyway for the Haruka trophies/achievements.

Kiwami crashes on start
Anyone else?

i cheesed thosein premium adventure with the lightsaber and infinite gun.

You need to have full heat meter and press Y when boss kneels, only then. You also have to buy upgrade for each style(in soul section I think)

I don't know how you could use the Dragon-SP for it, the thing is unbelievably slow and the damage isn't that great either.

Why would you ever waste time trying to 100% a Yakuza game? Do you really like the tedious and boring minigames that much?

How do I get those nice lean muscles like Kiryu and Majima, bros? Gonna start working out, for real this time, even if it's hard, the general broness of these threads have inspired me,, thanks guys

FUCKING FINALLY CAUGHT THE GHOST KOI

Ai Uehara. Note one, but TWO ass rape JAVs? Sign me up

Kiryu is an idealized vidya character, few people have the genes for his build.

You can come to your own conclusions, it's not like something I say would convince someone like you.
Then you can pay for the official release. Meanwhile, I'll be relaxing with all my extra money and waiting for ps4 emulation if Yakuza ever becomes console exclusive.

Pretty sure her filmography contains much more than two such titles.
She worked hard while she was active.

When they kneel? Like when they're regening HP? I've got all 3 unlocked.
Thanks though. I've been doing some trial and error and really couldn't grasp it since i either didn't have heat, or was trying it at the wrong time.

There's 4, but you're not getting the DoD Kiwami heat move for a very long time, some Majima fights and the final boss have a legend recovery and it's horse shit.

it stuns the goons every time so what i did is clean most of them with the gun from afar then either use the lightsaber or the gun on the Amon brothers depending on which bullshit defense aura they had.

Make sure you also match the color they glow with and your style

So it's genes? I was under the impression most swimmers get lean muscles too?

Actually got to searching and found a few more where she's not the star, but is featured in an ensemble of actresses getting bum burgled. She gets my dick the best though; what a hero.

aaah RIGHT! That might be it.
Oddly enough, i couldn't find the tips for the finishers in the notebook. I'm guess they all have some sort of essence name and was looking for "kiwami finsisher."
Thanks, i'll keep an eye on the colors.

3-5 will not be kiwami style remake. that s what the devs said
let s just say 0 is worth 30 dollars and kiwami is worth 19

They do but olympic athletes have to have god tier genetics. The average fat scoliosis ridden nerdling wouldn't be able to compete no matter how hard they tried.

What others said, but you can also use enviromental heats, weapons heats, whatever combos that lead heats. You really dont have to use Kiwami finishers

>mfw messing up the special lessons in the cabaret club because I went for the funny answers

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Should I bother unlocking the socks of fortune from the CP shop? The money upgrades were worthless in 0 what with money never being a problem and I don't want to end up missing out on the last few battle items from the shop like I did in 0.

Only because you have to buy them to buy the final speed upgrade.

It helps a bit early on if you can stand the sound and it'll probably make a million or two over a couple hours, but the vast vast majority of your money for 100% will come from either Coliseum farming for hours (It's dreadful, I don't recommend it) or savescumming high stakes roulette and getting the 2,000 roll on a 0 or 00 and buying the katanas that sell for 500,000 each leading to a 7 million profit. I'd recommend the latter.

Anyone know a fast and easy way to grind money in 0? I need to upgrade all my abilities but it's such a chore to do. Also need to upgrade Majima's but he doesn't earn a lot of money compared to Kiryu

beta patch removed denuvo, buy it you negro

Mr. Shakedown

The answer is always Shakedown. You can transfer over money to Majima via Mr. Moneybags when you get to the final chapter. provided both Kiryu and Majima keep donating money to him.

It still lists denuvo on the game page.

wtf is judgment?
what happened to JUDGE EYES

Judge Eyes is the JP name. The western name was originally Project Judge and during the K Games thing it was announced to be officially Judgment in the west and it's coming around the summer of 2019.

it's speed is fine if you don't hold R1

What's the fire sword? I have the demon blade and I repaired to "unleash" its power which seems pretty good if I can abuse its durability. I beat them on normal but even hard is such bullshit I don't know if I can deal with legend.

judge eyes sounds cooler

Mr Shakedown have boss damage resistances to weapons but that doesn't apply to some 'elemental' weapons like the Zap Gun.
Also certain styles are better with weapons, for example a fully upgraded Beast style have strong base equipment damage as well as more damage and weapon buffs skills.
So a fully upgraded Full Health Beast style Zap Gun shot can literally deplete a max level Mr. Shakedown in just a few shots.

Demon Blade Myogetsu. If you're in chapter 16 you can buy it at Beam, and you can also buy the thunder counterpart at the Ryugujo (The homeless building) weapon shop. The lightning ones were the ones I used personally and just swapped between the two I had equipped to keep them up. I think the elemental damage does more than something like a Chinese Saber but you can try that if you want.

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>beta patch
they will remove it from store when that BETA patch will hit release, now it's opt-in only

>haruka holds kiryu's hand while walking around in premium adventure
that's cute.

>looking through my trophy list
>first trophy of my first time playing Yakuza 3 was in june 2017
>played Y1-2 and 100% them in April-May 2017
>last yakuza-related trophy and last game to 100% was Yakuza 6 which is june 2018
>played nothing but Yakuza and its spin-offs and 100%ing them for a straight year and never felt burned out

Was such a journey (especially Y5 cause I had the physical copy) and a magical time on Yea Forums during the height of Yakuza threads. I'm glad the series came to PC if it means more Yakuza threads. I really need to get Kiwami 2 and Lost Paradise before Judge Eyes release to the west yet I already spent my money on DMC5, Sekiro, and soon EDF5.

God bless you glorious faggots

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Did something ever come out of people trying to restore the jp exclusive walkman dlc?

JULIA. easy. Next is Aika. Then Anri