I can either fuck a drunken penniless child or an eternally young vampire prettyboy

>I can either fuck a drunken penniless child or an eternally young vampire prettyboy
>I'd better have babies with the first
>t. Sypha Belnades

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trevor's a chad, alucard has assburgers

This. Trevor is a scoundrel but alucard is a manbaby that's something like 100+ years old. Hes not likely to ever grow out of being a little faggot. That said the Netflix series is complete shit until the final episode

It probably helps that the drunken penniless child saved her ass a few times and also helped save the world in the end

You act like she's any better than either of them.

Alucard is physically cold to the touch

Cold = unfuckable

Tell that to Maria.

>vampire manchild
fixed that for you

This show wasn't castlvania.

Didn't Alucard say he was like 12? Something about growing fast because he was a half breed.

He is 19 at the time his mom is burned at the stake

I wish I was Hector

>You´ll never have a qt magical, god-hating autistic girlfriend

Why live?

>doesn't have Grant

yeah it was fussy boomer

Alucard says he's like fourteen and just aged into an adult faster. He's younger than they are.

Neither did it have coold or whacky shit. But it had edge. Lots and lots of edge. Not to mention it had a strong independent female character calling out the manchildren... Reminder that Adi Shankar and Warren Ellis are hacks.

The retarded physics annoyed me the most. Like, sure, you can sacrifice logic for cool shit but don't go retarded with it.

Jokes on you, his torment and suffering only made him more sexy. Btw your descendant is 10x hotter anyway

>strong independent female character calling out the manchildren
Who?

It's funny how you incels are STILL mad at this, even after her plan fails miserable and everything goes to shit because of her. The show literally proves her wrong and you're still seething because the cartoon villain said something mean about men.

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Carmilla, she was cool until she started domming Hector. Why would she make an enemy of the forgemaster of her army?

>Fucking Vampires

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I haven't watched S2 yet, but I personally wouldn't care what an evil vampire bitch thinks.

It gives you a message about who and what kind of people are behind this show. And to hammer down the point: youtube.com/watch?v=Kwfdulm6hYo

So retarded. He's an immigrant, of course he speaks with an accent. Stop forcing your second generation immigrant values onto him.

Carmilla is a joke and failure. You're not supposed to like her.
She's really blatantly set up to be killed in Season 3.

I should go back and finish Castlevania 3
I left it at the beginning of Dracula's Mansion

I would still call the show trash if it had a male vampire saying shit about women.

>that part where sylpha was beasting on all vampire lords

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Her plan fails because of pure coincidence, nothing more
We're still supposed to see her as a competent manipulative threat for next season

>implying
She was never strong enough to overthrow Dracula.

Are you talking about the game? Cause if you are then go for it, it's a great game.

I wouldn't mind being Carmilla's pet desu senpai. Maybe if I'm lucking she will eventually throw me a bone if you know what I mean.

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Yea because shes so fucking skinny