Filename Thread

This shit is staged.

How do I become death and get my own ghost loli?

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no shit, sherlock

what a tweest

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What the hell?

I feel like this image was invented by a seething roastie cause most professional porn the guy's penis is immaculate and the girls vagina looks like a messy ham sandwitch

That's what he gets for being mean to that kid

thank you captain obvious

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You do realize the whole roastie meme was made by people who've never touched a vagina?

it's just banter calm down you incel

t.seething roasties

god i wish i were that kid

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>innocently smooshing butt around
Well, that's just a kid being a ki-
>that aggravated thrusting
damn.

I have a hard time believing someone this small would actually try to fight someone that much larger than themselves AND that they would grab a weapon and do stage-y flourishes with it.

people have eyes, you can try to socially insult people like the average woman but (non-onions)men really dont fall for that. Enjoy your twelve cats

That kid has been watching porn 100%. Those fucking thrusts good god.

Then why do porn stars who take tons of bbc have immaculate vaginas?

>immaculate
okay, now it seems its you who never saw a vagina

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Holy kek

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saw it coming, top bullshit machine

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kek

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What was she expecting?

Being dry is probably top of that list

this is the type of person who thinks milk comes from cartons

I-it doesn't?

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for it to work like a video game

That's some weird milk

>that webm
thats pretty hot.

Look up what happened to the lead singer of Three Dog Night.

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you can actually sit on those things if youre light enough and the leaf is young

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Who “green banana” here

fucking lol

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proof right here white males are hardcoded to be shitlords.

terrible thread so far /lurker

Looks like ice to me.

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yeah, but the one she tried to get on was obviously in a decaying state

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It's my favorite kind

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Darren.

Fucking disgusting.

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Social insults are a male thing, jesus christ I spent half of gym class chirping losers and I was like mid tier popularity wise.

>The osama biden bit

God I miss Obama era Conservatives they were fucking hilarious

Does look like ice desu

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>low fat
[x]doubt

It's fake.

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kek

FLAT EARTHERS BTFO

The best part about this is this kid growing up and seeing this one day

>haha have you ever noticed how in porn the dicks always look delicious but the vaginas are nasty haha
Have you considered that you might simply be a cockgobbling fudgepacker?

Dont. Some short people get an incredible chip on their shoulder. I have a cousin who will whip his shirt off and start punching you in the head at the drop of a hat if you mention his height.

>EMERGENCE

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way to extrapolate from that. Most look pro looked healthy (though some were obviously STD-marked), stay mad, roastie

>me when trying to kill something above my Lv.

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But they weren't, remember the ridiculous demands for Obamas birth certificate? I remember.

>BEEZOW DOO-DOO ZOPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP

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W W T A O

WE WORK TOGETHER AS ONE

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how is it so clear

give him a call him and find out

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got closer to pussy than you ever will.

oh no, what if they get a ladder? they might be able to talk to me face to face

Yeah, THAT was real, and stupid, but the "Obama/Biden Osama Bin Laden. Coincidence?" thing is fake.

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>ridiculous
you mean "lawful and pedestrian"?

My question is their relationship. I hope thats the babysitter

Legit gasped

Cute, sauce?

Is his brother a suit of armor?

it was actually something correct
Someone get the video on the investigation, I dont care that much to save shit, but remember the final investigation conclusion was that is birth ceritifate is indeed forged. They only got it after he was out of office anyway and nobody cared cause that's how corrupt the system is

play to much super mario sunshine.

>Shadman

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>he doesn't main the character closest to God

Frozen freshwater lake

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That is now cheese

*his birth certificate
cant type

>DEX
Ah a superior man's choice.

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youtu.be/MFsC39DHsuk

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no idea. sorry.

Kek

are there any phone cameras without that atrociously small focal length

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Lel

Obama couldn't get on the ballot in any state without first proving he was a citizen, this dumbfuck idea needs to die already

If Japan ever applied logic to their action scenes, they'd be so, so much shorter.

This hit me harder than it should. Maybe because I have experience working in pediatric operating room.

Why is it always Florida.

gj florida man

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Because in florida accessing arrest records is much easier.

reminds me of youtube.com/watch?v=lAupJzH31tc

>h-he could prove he's a citizen, if he wanted to!
Retard.

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what a fag

>bro you should use a ladder
>how come I never thought of this before

What did Kes do?

any more of this?

Because Florida is where America sends all it's crazies to stew in ball blistering heat and humidity for all eternity. It's about as close to Hell as you can get

Also, aligators

Emergent gameplay.

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Because the police records there are public.

You honestly think any schmo can run for president without someone, somewhere asking for ID? You seriously think that is the case?

>Conservatives push the no birth certificate narritive through the entire Obama presidency
>Liberals push the HES A PUPPET OF THE RUSSIANS narritive through the whole of the Trump presidency.

I wonder if they know how retarded they both are.

>You can try to socially insult people like the average woman but (non-onions)men really dont fall for that.
This level of cope

I can hear the sound effect. Eternal classic.

ew, looks rotten

why not
you dont need that for voting

That makes sense, but why would the state legislatures be in favor of that if it means bad PR for the state?

got drunk and naked infront of like six 12-13 year old neighbors who where in their pool at the time. And then she answered the door naked when the police arrived.

I have struggled for literal years trying to find Darren.

And if it cracks you are dead in 3 minutes.

what the fuck is going on there

>married teacher arrested after having sex with teen student
look at her smug fucking look

Florida has a long list of shit they gotta do before something like that and its too damn hot to care

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>tfw a roasty is too ugly to rape so she takes it white males

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Fuck if i know, their laws says that public records should be accessible and that's the end of that

I opened this thread to laugh you fucking cunt

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My favorite thing about this is the last 2 times I saw the actual comic posted it got posted to completion.

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I wanna kill myself just thinking about playing this with actual shogi rules.

Kinda dumb they're actually being punished for this. Back in my day it just woulda been a "heh nice" situation. or a "where were they when I was in school".

>public records should be public
THE MADMEN

Cute ghost loli!

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Having sex with a minor while you are in a position of trust/power over them is still a crime, regardless of how rocking her tits are

This guy could land a job as Valve playtester immediately, in fact he'd be promoted to head playtester within a week.

>1hp

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Post the sauce next time
youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

Okay, I can't find it anywhere.
What's the source for this?

Yeah but female teacher male student shouldn't actually be prosecuted. It should be like speeding 10 over the limit.

Did he died?

it is played with actual shogi rules, they're just extended to fit all the 100(? maybe more) types of pieces in there. also a wrong move is loss by disqualification, and games tend to go on for a few days depending on the players.

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But when an old dude fucks one of his teenage students he should be prosecuted? A crime is a crime is a crime, user. Justice wears her blindfold for a reason

It's a victimless crime unlike the reverse.

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>wikiHow to Win a game of E-Card.jpg

These pics are popular in parts of Asia but I guess she didn't notice the part where they're actually sitting on a big plastic disc inside the lilypad.

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noice

If i had to guess, dude was born with his heart outside his body (more common than you'd think) and basically had a skin graff done to cover it

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youtube.com/watch?v=NZKwpPICb8c

>So while the actual thing pumping out of his chest is real, he's lying about it being his heart.

Look at his neck while he shows it to the camera and he's actively flexing to make it come out.

I believe him when he says he got shot and that is the result. That being said, the thing coming out looks like a piece of muscle or other tissue which he is flexing out of his chest.

>It’s his lungs, paradoxical respiration which is a symptom of flail chest, a condition caused when the rib cage is broken from trauma. I’m guessing that he got shot and had part of his ribcage destroyed.

Yeah, I had to go to reddit to find out what it was.

kill yourself

>Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Dog.

She wears the blind fold because she doesn't need to see in order to obey the orders shes getting from the wealthy

Souce

fucking fantastic

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Yes. It's totally different.
Fuck you. This is how it was when I was young. You kids are pussies. "wahhh a teenager got laid call the fucking cops".

>Any schmo
He isn't any schmo my dude.
His family ties go way back. Just like every other president.

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Oh boy a filename thread.
Better get in quick before the janny pushes their personal agenda against on-topic filename threads on Yea Forums and deletes it for no reason.

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Kek

shut the fuck up faggot, either all kinds of teachers fuckign kids is acceptable or none are

Fucking kek I forgot about that episode.

I understood that reference.

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I would simply alter the law so they can't face any charges unless the kid in question wants the teacher to

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No. It's fine when a female teacher does it because as a male teen I would have loved it. It's pedo when a guy does it.

>video game reviewer attempts to play a video game

Fuck.

I wanna see you get raped by an ugly hambeast and then post this again.

Nothing quite like one shoting hyperius.

Paedophilia is specifically an attraction of males to prepubescent females. That's why it's a crime. A female teaching getting prosecuted is fucking stupid and a mistaken application of a law meant to protect the young. It's abuse.

I feel personally attacked

You can blame men's rights activists for ruining that fun.

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Age of consent. The kid can't decide whether or not he liked the thing, because he's too young, because the law says so. Therefore the kid did not want it and it's a crime. Welcome to society.

I think it has to do with how fast the water freezes. If it freezes really fast a lot of air gets stuck and it looks white or cloudy. If it freezes slowly the air can dissolve out and escape.

Haha what if you woke up as a cute girl or a cute girl (male)? Hahaha that’d be horrifying! I’d get so wet! From tears ofcourse, nothing else!

Precedents. Learn them.

women are all about being with older guys so, girls getting fucked by a older dude should be okay then too by your logic

are you serious man?
I mean im a horny loner too and would be fine with it but theres certainly lil boys that got raped by older women and were tramatized by it
there shouldnt be fucking double standards like this

>lil boys that got raped by older women and were tramatized by it
>boys
>raped
That's not how it works you fucking moron

sauce?

ROASTIE TOASTY

damn

No female teacher could have overpowered me as a teen.
Once they're 18 sure. I'm 30 and recently dated a 20 year old. Before that no. You don't want your daughter with some greasy old fuck.

but it doesn't?

why?

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>Older woman convinces underage boy to sleep with her
>Gets knocked up
>Sues him for child support
>Wins
This has happened before. Kid probably didn't even know this was a possibility

this law is necessary, otherwise you get 40 years old dudes going after depressed 14 years old and manipulate them in such ways that they would conscent to anything without realizing they're making a huge mistake.
Some people are mature enough at 15 years old to know what their limits are and how to handle themselves, but most aren't and I'd rather have a law that restricts pedoes from manipulating teenagers than having one that allows the minority of mature ones to get their fun.
Welcome to a society where we'd like to protect weaker people.

The legal definition of rape includes penetration by the rapist. A woman can't, by definition, perform rape. Not unless it's a woman (male) or whatever other degenerate shit you jack off to.

damn mango sure has a rough time

>Cases of child sexual abuse by Catholic priests, nuns and members of religious orders in the 20th and 21st centuries have been widespread
>The abused include mostly boys
>some as young as three years old
They are not pedophiles anymore?

If you are not trained and fall to a very cold water you die of hypothermia. The changes are so quick by the time you touch the border to pull yourself out your hands can be out of commision to even do that and if you manage to get out of the water you need dry and warm clothes immediately.

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>depressed 14 years old
Depressed adults are just as vulnerable. Should we outlaw depressed people having sex entirely?

when you forget that one bolt on your suspension and hit a bump
why did my teachers all look like librarians from metro when I was young

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Leave me alone.

>Family says he's rude
>I'm happy i cut off my legs
>Child safety tips from a former pedophile
>Addicted to creating japanese characters online
>Found a tooth that Michael can't explain

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So if a woman drugs a male and then fucks him, the man is the rapist?

Why has wikihow been so profoundly shit for so long?

>+5 to either side

Finger, meet butt. I'm pretty sure that's been enough to get some women convicted for rape. Though the cases I've heard about weren't the mature woman with teen male kind, but the our babysitter did WHAT to our toddler kind which is a whole another can of worms.

>Organic milk
Yeah i bet it's only 40% plastic.

>the dummy flying up and crashing into the water

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A minor's brain isn't fully developed. Just because you're too mentally retarded to get laid doesn't mean a boy wants to be forced to fuck their teacher. Every NPC that says "where were they when I was a kid" is just announcing they're still a pathetic virgin with no concept of what rape actually is.

Everything on Darren

Well there's statutory rape, sexual assault, plus a list of other things you could charge an adult woman with for fucking a minor. I'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore though.

I maybe picked a bad example, I shouldn't have. I think that depressed or not, 14 years old are too easily influenced into having sex.
Last year in france, some dude who had intercourse a few times with a 12 years old girl didn't get any damn charges because the little girl said that she was okay with it, but I would bet a liver that she's gonna grow up with major issues.

When I said "depressed 14 years old" I meant to pick an example of especially easily preyed on sort of teenager, but all in all, most of them are.

Do you believe the same thing with older men and young girls?
I remind you, that girls start puberty before boys, so if a boy can consent surely a girl that is more physically mature can too?

tfw someone pokes him with a knife. Instant death.

Archimedes, no!

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obviously the floor isn't strong enough to carry the guy on the ladder

Even though seems likely it's related to a broken ribcage exposing his lungs, never heard of a case like this before, sad to know there are people suffering from this.
that's interesting, I'd never expected to see something like this actually happen. For the crippling symptoms it's odd to see him act positive about it, he could be on hard drugs, however. Thanks for sharing, user.

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Kill yourself literal pedophile

They're not traumatized by it, but it fucks with their ability to connect romantically with future relationships, become hypersexual and often huge drug addicts.
So it's not like it has no negative effect.

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Fair enough, and I don't disagree with that. Just kinda wondering where to draw the line on who can consent. Underage and depressed people we covered already, but what about, say, alcoholics? Drunk sex might end in regret, so should people use chastity belts with breathalyzer locks? I don't know, I just don't like being told I'm too *something* to make my own decisions.

absolutely worth it

>he could be on hard drugs, however
What drugs?

t. catholic priest

Damn

What an unpleasant sight.

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We need fat so hormones can work correctly. Also brain is made out of fat so you get the idea. If this is some kind of propaganda which vegans made it suits them because they are braindead.

He's probably just afraid of heights, I'd do the same thing.

Picking anyone other than Darren or Patty should be a crime.

>tfw your teacher could be one of them

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Get back in the fucking boat Huey

>not organizing all your files

>not eating 6kg of broccoli per day
>making it
pick one

No way fag

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uh oh

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lol

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>We need fat so hormones can work correctly.
Every single time some brainlet comes up with this shit and shows his complete ignorance of biology.
>hurf durf vegans
Figures - anti-vegans are always massive giga retards who know absolutely nothing but are absolutely certain at the same time.

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Its more to take shots at the guys who think counting calories is the end all be all of dieting

why

what is this from

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I don't get it.

>what does the scouter say about his power level

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Drakengard 3

Fuck you user, I kept hovering over [Close] waiting for that cheetah to bite off his face.

Drakengard 3

Post your wrist vegan boy. Let's see those thin little things which you vehemently try to protect with your fag propaganda.

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Is he gonna fuck her?

He was shot in the chest but had those in the shirt pocket.

>Anime babe with a flower for an eye can only look on and think "What the hell"
>Dragon is trembling in pleasure

Oh my fucking kek

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backtracking is also a good option

kid's either gonna grow up to be a sex offender or an absolute chad

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Imagine the smell.

Taro is a lunatic.

Or both

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why is this so sensual help

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>Does the job
>Zero risk of Injury

Vs.

>Risk of injury

I would use the ladder like this too, it's actually not dumb.

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This hurts

amazing how something made for mockery (josie) became a common thing in just a few years
anyway, my money if on jon, 20, those assists must be great

Can't you see it's a wolf?

please dont put the joke of the image into the file. the two should work together to create a third layer of comedy, that is the true height of filename threads

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I recall that someone found her art a long time ago, anyone remember?

Retarded faggots actually defending this? Kek.
>afraid of heights
It's like 5 feet off the ground, what is there to be afraid of? god damn you are sad sacks of shit.

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thanks doc

>into the file
*into the filename
sometimes having a joke in the image or the filename or both is unnecessary because it is the combination of image and filename that creates comedy

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You cousin sure got a short fuse.

shit where is this from?

Aw, sonofabitch!

Needs a name

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Underrated.

I meant he could avoid any discomfort by doing some hard drugs, not sure if it'd help him in his case, can't tell obviously as never done coke or heroin. I'm not an expert in what categorizes hard drugs but that's just my first guess, you can call me out if you like, I'm actually hooked in this diaphragmatic paradox condition, got me a bit scared as I'm a bit of a hypochondriac.

Source?

bnh

There was a major failing in your education and up bringing if you seriously don't see the problem with what your saying.

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is that the girl with the bad case of engrish?

ok

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I don't even get the filename. I'm just laughing my ass off at the webm. Based kid.

Darren, it's always Darren.

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>death stranding gameplay trailer

Yes

Cheetahs are like 90lbs.

They're basically large pussy cats and not that strong.

A grown man that lifts weights occasionally should be able to easily beat a cheetah in a fight.

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Fake and gay. Just kick him in the dick you retard.

i think it was dr who but i dont remember
the story is the vampires are afraid of items of faith but that world had no religion, so the only way to win is pure faith that the dude has in the communism system
(You)

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>but I would bet a liver that she's gonna grow up with major issues
And what makes you think boys don't grow up with major issues after being raped? Only because you think you would be ok with being raped by a woman when you were a teenager?
You're a special kind of retard aren't you?

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There was a fighting game tournament or something where an ad for one of the games played there was deemed too sexist and against the tournament's core values

I'm very proud of this particular filename

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>Ultra Despair Girls.webm

your shit would also smell

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cute
does the manga no focus on her 100% of the time and also take 100 chapters just to get to those cute moments?

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Choose your character

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She's pretty cute

cute

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You were just raised all pussified. "men's rights wahh wahh men have feelings" In my day we just called you a pussy.

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>You need 2000cal a day

As someone who does fasting. You are wrong.

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>when the squad is level 10s and you take on a level 50 boss.

Someone milked the bull by mistake.

google gives me nothing

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Yeah and in my day we'd call you a stupid faggot for not realizing that sexual assault isn't a one way street
stupid faggot

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>gets bumped into on the sidewalk
>bones break

>the way it reacts to the boops
This is so extremely cute.

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They do too, when did I say they didn't?

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>mixing m&m's and reese's pieces
this is actually really neat
>adding in skittles
this is where the synergy breaks

>we only wanted to play video games
>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US DO
>THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

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100kg is the human cutoff

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How are you not excessive masturbation tier yet?

make sure you take your vitamins buddy, wouldn't want to see the wind break you into two

You use about 1000-1500 calories a day just existing. So assuming you do anything with your life beyond existing you need more. Thats were the very rough estimate of 2k a day comes from. Some need more if they do heavy exercise and some need much less. Your average Yea Forums user could probably get away with 1500.

Needs a name for the game.

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We don't have any problem getting enough fat.

The real issue is that the picture is comparing over half a pound of broccoli to a tiny amount of steak. Assuming you're trying to get as much nutrients out of 100 calories as possible, the broccoli is significantly better, but no one in their right mind should eat that much broccoli all at once.

Nice victory slide at the end.

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>that Matrix dodge
Impressive

Needs a name.

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>update never

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>Age of consent
>I can't say "Let's have sex" to a teacher that's older than me but i can call myself a girl and cut off my penis.
Really makes you think

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>0:20
What's that stance?

>Not "face to face with the console with no games"

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>Implying im not fasting+lifting
>Thinks anyone who doesn't conform to the American obeselard lifestyle is anorexic.

Finish your pizza and coke you obese fuck

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Sure does

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post a picture of that cute bod if your so good

dragging the cursor around in character editor

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Found the cat!

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But why?

>Veronica admits she’s obsessed with pooping

Hhnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhh that’s so strangely hot

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I only saw the engrish page. I don't know anything else.

>Cute

Fuck off im not your trap bait you mentally ill tranny.

>not candlej

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>"back in my day"
stfu you were that faggot who was small as fuck and tryed to hang out w/ the jocks cause of an inferiority complex. Then acted like a chad after the fact when noone cared/could disprove it. Noone cares Ryan you fucking loser.

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Underated

Thats not how Candlejack works. You have to be typing so

cerebral bore

"teaching feeling - the after years"
alternatively, "cheating in ren'py videogames to get to the good stuff faster"

filename unrelated

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Hello my honey,
hello my baby,
hello my ragtime gal....
send me a kiss by wire...
baby my hearts on fire

he looks alot like that frog

this kid is definitely /our guy/

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Holy shit did I hit a nerve?

because cats are graceful and elegant. it just looks nice how they move.

Honestly after three failed attempts you can't just let that stupid towel win.
He stood behind his decision and made it

>dark hair and bangs

Hnnnnnnnggh my fetish. So mad my fiancé refuses to have straight hair and bangs anymore

>hurr durr masculine muscles aren't cute HOI IM TEMMIE
back to your discord

Oh just die already

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You're right. I got you mixed up with the other 2 faggots. Double standards of any kind make me legit mad.

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how can people watch this depressing shit

dude they have teeth and fingers made out of knives and run faster than you could with a motorcycle

But, yeah, sure, you might be able to beat a cheetah in an arm wrestling competition

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If the genders were reversed, you'd all be singing a different tune.

Lol

the appeal that your life hasn't gotten that bad maybe?

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Literally on an user image board and you still trying to act like something, we all know your not.
just want to know what the fuckn point is.

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GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

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If you have to look to people with lives like that to feel better then you can't be far behind

last i heard the series was about people slowly getting better so while they start off bad by the end of the series they're a bit less bad when it comes to being fat

Absolute alpha.

Fuck man I don't know why this made me fucking cry. Something about this dumb fucking penguin that is probably fucking dead just touched me.

You know how they are usually found guilty? Some jealous incel/fujos snitches. We got a beautiful new gym teacher at school and a few weeks later the girls would tell around how she has hairy armpits and some other stupid shit

their tongues have those hooks, that man probably has a sore forehead after that

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TIER LIST

S TIER
>Brendan Chaney
>Cotton Ball Man
>Jon, Silky Steeve, and Magnum Johnson

A TIER
>Darren
>Beezow Doo-Doo-Zoppitybop-bop-bop
>The Giant Chicken
>Teen Werewolves
>Gary Spivey
>Dwight
>Lanieka

B TIER
>Patty
>Chase
>Jessica
>Veronica

C TIER
>Corey
>Arica
>Beard-Eater
>Former Pedophile
>Father and Daughter

>D-teir
>No Leg Girl
>Nicole
>The 34 Men and the Broodmother
>Heaven is for Real Boy
>Brinkley

>F-Tier
>Aaron Mishkin

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My face does that too when ever someone massages my head.

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>Mr. Penis

I was born with fucked up feat, had probably some of the worst parents of all time, have a 3 inch dick and will likely never work a job that pays more than 12 bucks an hour

But you know, I don't got it all THAT bad.

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cute jack

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Thanks Doc

How dare those horrible people prevent sexual violence against minors?!?

N O I C E

She definitely doesn't have a vagina

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>Feb 11 2019 expiration date
when was this taken?

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Exactly, unwanted people who didn't accept they're horrible and unwanted the way they are

I don't want to mock her, at this point i just feel bad for her.

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AAAAAAAAAA

Feb 12 2019 00:01

Perfect way to sum up that game.

oy, get your closet homo fantasies away from my daughteru

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Slut

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You have hands, a brain and an impressive amount of control over your movement. Heck a guy in colorado killed a mountain lion with his bare hands

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fucking genetics

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>You see that mountain?

Yeah! If only they'd accepted that they were horrible and ugly, maybe then that nice gym teacher lady could commit statutory rape!

What will death show you when he opens the door Yea Forums?

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Yeah. for one I'd be jealous.

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No impulse control on these negroids

You're the one thinking, user

>ayys have head exhausts
figures

All the good and interesting things i did in my life along with all my friends.
Meaning absolutely fucking nothing

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What?

kill yourselves discord trannies

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Thanks doc

Best of thread

Some people you genuinely root for because you see the struggles they've had in life and the effort they're making to try and turn things around.

Other people are selfish, perpetually immature shits, so you get the schadenfreude of watching a trainwreck in slow motion.

youtube.com/watch?v=WR_9brkeIbA

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oh i just killed this fag, what is he weak to

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>when the zoomie pretends to be a boomie

it's so cute

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1 hour before death

Yes and such a story is so unusual that it makes headlines but anecdotes are largely meaningless.

Hurr i could beat a great white shark all i gotta do is punch it in the eye like those people on the tv rite

Lmao kek. Is this legal?

>discord tranny
Nice projection

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this is from china, right?

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because
youtube.com/watch?v=BQuWnLmqt94

I love the first one, but the second one made me chuckle

What the fuck happened to his foot?
Holy shit!

I want to make sweet love to that Dess.

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>hehe imma cute anime girl :3

kys

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Underrated post

What's the game after Bamham? Fromsoft's new game?

Is this cowboy bebop?

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God those RE movies are so fucking DUMB

>Westerner grasp of ice fishing

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Overdrive ostrich. Fun fact if you kill him with it you get a special death scene. I wont spoil what it looks like.

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>promoting a unit in fire emblem.gif

Ghosts of Torishima, a movie game coming out some time this year

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the middle guy has fucking perfected it. god that's horrifying

REAPED.com

You are going to Hell if you lewd the ghost loli.

>A grown man that lifts weights occasionally should be able to easily beat a cheetah in a fight.
Holy fuck you are so fucking retarded. A Cheeta would literally scalp you before you could even see it move.

The Ostrich's blades.

Shark's snouts are extremely sensitive. They are chock full of organelles that sense electrical fields, hitting them disrupts that sense and result in an unpleasant sensation for the shark. Plus you are fighting and so that means he's wasting more energy that it would otherwise like, meaning that he might say "fuck this" and look for easier prey.

Tl;dr youtu.be/QbM7nUlQKh0?t=86

lol roasties are so mad about their ruined cunts

did she just inject herself with ass jello?