"I-I wasn't flirting commander"

Things going nuclear

She bought a new heater.

She wants the fug

EA will never make games like this again. SJWs have taken over that building. Sad......I used to work there and saw it slowly corroding first hand.

if they ever bring C&C back, it'll have trannies in it

>Lt. Eva
>sergeant stripes

>bought
Execute this capitalist pig!

Would you kindly fuck off?

she'll show you where she hit the butterbar in the afterhours user

>RA1 Allies are basically Greeks and Germans
>RA2 Allies are Americans
>RA3 Allies are British

Global warming

She's gonna seize your means of reproduction

That's just the commanders you meet
Remember the end cutscene for the allies?

"Why would that be a problem, Lieutenant? As you were."

You son of a bitch. Made me laugh out loud. Communist sex must be the funniest shit in the world.

She's not a butterbar considering she's blowing (You), she's a 1st Lt.

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back to your discord filth

RA1 is germans and england.
RA2 is you can pick between french, brits, germans and americans
RA3 allies are EU+us. for example the hydrofoil has a french accent.

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Isn't the bitch on the right one of those anti-vaccine crazies?

>when your local commisar wants to seize your daughter's means of production but you already redistributed her virginity to yourself

Read the thread. You stick our like a sore thumb. Go away, you don't fit, and aren't wanted.

>tfw all the fixes and balance issues that RA uprising was supposed to fix was cut because of 2008 crisis and EA pushed it out early as a single player only addon

>playing anything after command and conquer 3
OH NO NO NO!

Fuck off tranny

esling is obviously german, stavros is greek

ra2 only had americans, even in places where other allies should be present

ra3 is british and americans, but after you kill the us president and the soviets betray you its just the bongs saving the entire world

Imagine the shitstorm if generals was released today.

Generals did nothing wrong.

How so?

There are still games out there that lets us kill ragheads

>braps in your path

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>generals takes place 10 years into the future
>2013 was already 6 years ago
wtf where did the time go

>Let's give them our best shot commander.
What did she mean by this?

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I miss RA 2 Tanya, she was best Tanya.

What the fuck what game is this? I thought command and conquer was like clicking on tiles

i always thought you could see her nipple poke through until i recently noticed it was a stitch.

I never noticed how basic that gun was. Average cosplayer level. Was too distracted by tits and abs.

thoughts?

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... Is that a bad thing?

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Still hot. She's also a down to earth celeb unlike most. She's the kinda girl that'd be your best mate but wants it rough in bed

>tfw she holds you at gunpoint as a means to ride your dick

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Cast the remake.

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>abusing your power to get pussy
lol found the virgin
the only way you'll ever get laid is getting married
holy shit! get a life

Who was the blonde russian again? i don't really remember her.

It would literally be a bunch of fat dykes with dyed hair and soibois

Remember Banshee?

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Well we've reviewed your job application and it says here your last posting was as a "Poster girl". Care to explain?

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the shitstorm would be as big as the if a new Red Alert came out
look at

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Idris Elba

Seething.

imagine a woman smiling happily at you as her body twists and warps to bear your seed

man, I wonder how many pantyshots they got just by accident alone.

Now, this is too far fetched.

Probably smaller than the original shitstorm. Chinese just ban shit now and don't bark back.

Is the father black?

celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/source.php/926
Agreed.

>she's in her 50s now
still looked fucking amazing when she was 46-47 though.

haha wouldnt that be funny. like, imagine a world where nature had set it up this way

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Eating in large groups like that isn't even that great. You can't talk to that many people at once. At least at a party you can walk around and mingle. In a restaurant you sit your fat ass down and you wait patiently for food, unless you want to be THAT jerkoff.

Lol no. Why would he be?

no

akschully british glamour models have a high match rate with blacks

cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Zhana_Agonskaya

One of the commanders that showed up during missions, but not during the between mission cutscenes it seems.

unfortunately

Terrible Sheev impression

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based cute feet poster

Based and heavy-metal-injectionpilled

You will never have children because your "vagina" is actuall an open wound and they don't let crazy single people adopt children.

I havent seen any but whatever.

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>instead of shouting "OH GOD!" in bed they shout "OH STATE!"

Cant wait to see her at prime 9 months. She looks like the perfect specimen to get huge

Lucy Pinder
Kelly Brook
Alice Goodwin
Rhian Sugden
Holly Peers dated a spic

I think there was a study that showed that there usually are only two conversations going on at once, so it's better to only have 4-6 people on one table

>please give me more lead and mercury mummy

I want her pussy to overflow with my thick cum

>tfw they literally can't make games like this anymore because of SJWs

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For names and they all dates white guys too. You people are paranoid. Spics dont count btw.

>that gallery
man im amazed the stretchy textile didnt constantly slip past her butt

>Lucy Pinder
SHE'S MARRIED TO A NIGGER?

>all of them unmarried with no kids
Seriously, who cares? As long as they don't produce mutts then it's fine.

Staples

Kelly Brook is not fertile, Alice Goodwin has a lil creatura.

Remember some bug kept me from finishing a mission and didn't want to restart since it was a hugeass one. Shame really

youtube.com/watch?v=e1SArILAHPw&

Ey don’t be racist son, Ngubu is a good bloke

should i play this
if so, how about the ones before it

jesus christ..
Alex Jones is from one of the red alert time lines
it all makes sense now

What's wrong with you people? Can't you make a post like a normal person?

fuckin kek

Emperor Takei
Premier Curry
Or President Simmons?

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>should i play this
no

>if so, how about the ones before it
yes CnC3 is the best in the series

Shut the fuck up faggot

Yeah, she met a /pol/tard and things just went that way

They're all equally based

President Wise

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Curry
youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

No she isnt. A quick google search can do you some good

>say word
>hours later still trigger virgins

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They're retarded, so they cannot. Don't even bother interacting with them, it might be contagious.

>gook homo
no thanks

SUDDENLY YURI OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A STEEL CHAIR BY GAWD!

Guess they got vaccine'd

I hope it did, lots.

Unironically cast porn stars again

>hating Takei
I'll take "big faggot" for 500, Alex

that's really nice, but shouldn't you be leaving back to you know where? cya ;)

>after a while the girls didnt bother putting their clothes back in order when there wasnt being filmed because they got tired of it

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Did he knew?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ekYS8dOYRPU

only if you're high test

C&C dating sim when??

Imagine them walking past all the programming and coding nerds dressed like that.

it would be so awesome if they really casted Alex to play a character in one of these games

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were any of these really necessary to the developement of the game?

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Absolutely integral even

Without a doubt. There may have been too little images, wallpapers and calendars.

I don't see how you could have made Red Alert 3 without those informative photos.

it was great promo material. I remember it distributed on discs that came with gaming magazines. Good times.
Nowadays life action its just tv ad where 2 little black girls kill a bunch of white man. Sad.

RA1 allies are European only, America stays neutral.

RA2's whole plot is centered around the fact USSR invades USA and they scramble to defend and join the Allies.

RA3 has the traditional multiational Allies with commanders and units from all around the place. Spanish, Greek, German, French, English...

Yes, C&C is defined by cheesy FMVs. If you don't have a cheesy campaign with FMV ladies it is not a C&C game.

Imagining getting to nut in that while grabbing on to her gigantic titties, squeezing them for dear life

The climate is fucked after I nuked Kremlin

no
i dont have to imagine

I always liked the one on the left the most.

RA3 was such a shit show
In RA2, you had the chicks be professional and by the end, flirt a little
They looked like actual adults doing their jobs
In RA3, they just look like cheap whores and act like ones right from the start

Yeah she's the most attractive I think.
Followed by Eva and Dasha.

Best cast of girls is in C&C3 anyway
>Six and Boomer
>Cameron

what's her name?

Lisette

thanks

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>that pause he needs to not burst laughing immediatly

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Chad post
incel post

I am Yuri...

Oh baby

I just act on instinct, general sir

Me on the inside there.

>THAT jerkoff.
What, the one who walks to the other side of the table and stands/squats to chat? You pick a place with space or that is quiet specifically so you can do that.

Yes.

Good fucking lord.

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got the webm of her choking a man to extasis?

my nigga ben franklin

it gave the game its SOUL

Of course he knew, it featured heavily in the marketing and previews

>still have my steelbook copy with this poster and a soundtrack CD
Feels good.

No, but here's the American Gladiator workout.

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I have got this

god i wish that where me
youtu.be/4YUkSudJ9ac?t=37

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>Not going for the superior Brotherhood Girls
Fags, all of you.

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KAIN DID NOTHING WRONG
Could have hired more babes though.

It's BROTHERHOOD, not SISTERHOOD. Begone, wench.

Should've made the hydrofoil German instead and the Mirage French.

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Meanwhile in chinese Red Alert mobile
(that's Tanya)

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Don't open it

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All the other ones are new though

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There's some beefcake too

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Ah I was gonna post this in the thread like an hour ago but I forgot the thread after I dled it

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When I think of Red Alert I think of the bunnygirls

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>not playing Generals

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And the wizards

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>explosives GLA
>even the workers can explode

I HAVE CLAIMED THIS THREAD FOR THE GLA

She looks like she likes having her hair pulled.

>I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE

Lets be real, they would've included a female commander in a bunny suit in the original games if they had thought of it.

Like the beautiful girls?

>cutting a carrier in half with space laser
why aren't china or usa this badass?

Wow that just made her better.

gib crazy mommy

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they were not willing to die for their cause

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you're worthless

Anna De Ville as one of the Russians

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quite the opposite you trannies are not welcome here and will never be accepted

Discord tranny
Clean that axe wound