She offered her body before business talk in isekai

FINE
>Leave your starter town only to find the world outside of it is borderline The First tier fucked
>Want to get the Princess out of what remains of the castle but it's filled with shit
>Old Crone Witch offers to help you but in order to test your resolve she will only do so after you sleep with her
>Agree only because there's no other way since all the nearest countries want nothing to do with the ruined fuckfest you live in
>Go through with it after she blindfolds you.
> Turns out she was an eternally young sexy bomb witch the whole time and the old age was just a ruse to test and tease you
How mad would you be?
Happy?

Jokes on you, a lot of people here would be into that shit.
Because they are fucking sicko weirdos.

Junior dares?

Sex is a good way to get to know someone quicklym. You'd know this if you weren't such a virgin

Test what?

>someone gives a rope to a drowning man
>surprise the rope had a coat of slime but as you grab it its a firm strong rope that saved his ass
Any man who acts ungrateful for help when he needs it is a twat

Oh no

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I decline her offer and go back to fucking my slave catgirl.

Your resolve dummy. Can you say you really wanted to save the Princess if you wouldn't sleep with a seemingly ugly woman?

>Obtain witch lover
Was there supposed to be a downside here or something?

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You got lied to, and we know how Yea Forums can be when lied to by a woman.

Catgirls, just imagine.

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I would demand that no business is to be discussed for 24hrs after having sex. This vile woman is a bad negotiator who relies on sex to get what she wants. Inb4 modern woman.

Is she not going to help us after we sleep with her?

No she lied about her appearance.

The problem with super dark apocalyptic fantasy isekai is that you don't have the population density required for standard hijinks.

Wait until you hear about makeup

Bitch, if I wanted to fuck a slut like you I'd bang the princess who still makes you look like an old crone by comparison. Now put the hag outfit back on.

>only sluts are allowed to save princesses
What does that say about their knightly orders?

That and the few survivors acting like irredeemable dog eat dog assholes as their one and only personality trait, while anyone even slightly not an asshole tends to die horrible deaths, tends to be tiring pretty quickly.

>protagonist gets called an abomination by his tribulation
>"I'll show you a real abomination"
Oh yes
>builds an underground lab and begins doing cruel hybridization experiments between slaves and magical beasts to find a way to enhance his body
Fuck yes
>proceeds to fuse himself with an edgy super special dragon species to become a regular humanoid but stronger
NO NO NO FUCK YOU

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go be an eldritch furry somewhere else

tall good, smol nice too, but I'd make the former majority and latter the sweet exception

RIP

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Yes, you can want to help someone without being willing to do anything and everything for them

It's not about wanting a particular form, doing an abandonment of humanity arc and just ending up "human but stronger" is cheap and gay.

>Nopan One Eye
What a slut

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God damn, reading the WN, and this is almost as autistic as Mahouka. Well maybe not that autistic, but it is really autistic when I compare it to other Isekai. Despite taking place in such a short period of time, the author really does cram in a lot of shit. The best and worst part is that almost all the shit that happens as game mechanics I could see actually happening. Like all the work arounds, the canceling, the bugs and unintended effects, all of it actually seems grounded. But reading all the mechanics and shit really is a pain in the ass sometimes.

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>try to fuck her
>realize that what you thought was her vagina was actually a closed second eye

IMAGINE

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Lennon please

any isekai where cf betrays?

>keep eye fucking her anyway.

Gray on gray is a sin

>messed up spawn tables
>may make an endgame enemy that can kill you on one hit appear instead of a regular slime when in an event

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Take your pick

If the MC doesn't betray, the CF betrays.
If the CF doesn't betray, the MC betrays.
If neither betray, they're the best couple and the would-be harem can only seethe knowing they can't possibly stack up.

What if both betray?

I want her...

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>You lose HP when in a large quantity of water.
>Maou dies because its castle got submerged underwater.

It's one of the first two.

>childhood friend betrayed (you)
>come crawling back to apologize later
>(you) have several opportunities to betray childhood friend

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>be korean
>enter low level dungeon with a party
>something is off about the dungeon layout and the boss door seems ominous
What do

Kill myself.
Hope I am no loner korean in my next life.

>If the MC doesn't betray, the CF betrays.
>If the CF doesn't betray, the MC betrays.
The MC is just a CF from the CF's perspective. Thus the CF will always betray, it's just a question of which CF betrays first.

Based and faggotpilled

>witch came out from under the table
>without her hat and somehow satisfied
What did she do?

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>both cheat on each other with each other wearing extremely silly disguises
>feel terrible about it
>their relationship is governed by guilt
>but the sex is great
>she gets pregnant and successfully hides it from him (undisguised)
>gives the child up for adoption
>since they are both crestfallen over the loss of their child, he (with her permission) adopts a baby daughter
>their own daughter, unbeknownst to both of them
>10 years later, their daughter is the first one who manages to see through their ridiculous game and decides to keep it a secret

Does the daughter betray?

She still doesn't know that she is blood related after all.

This.