Nozomu Itoshiki is depressed. Very depressed. He’s certifiably suicidal, but he’s also the beloved schoolteacher of a class of unique students, each charming in her own way: The stalker. The shut-in. The obsessive-compulsive. The girl who comes to class every day with strange bruises. And Kafuka, the most optimistic girl in the world, who knows that every cloud has a silver lining. For all of them, it’s a special time, when the right teacher can have a lasting positive effect on their lives. But is that teacher Itoshiki, a.k.a. Zetsubou-sensei, who just wants to find the perfect place to die?
Chapter 96: I Will Not Return to Japan. I Could Not Make That Promise
And that's all for today. Torn between two different options, have you ever gone for the strange third alternative? Do you wish to start your life over?
As I mentioned yesterday, the original date for the S2 stream won't work out after all. Which alternate date would everyone prefer? strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7dolMGZr
Lastly, in response to the TLs we received a couple chapters ago, I'll be dumping the first few chapters of Shibuya Near Family next, after countanon graces us for this chapter.
this chapter has 1 Tsunetsuki, 1 pantyshot, 1 Uropen, 0 Amakudari-sama, 1 Miss Sakurai Yoshiko, 1 stork and baby, 1 stick dog, 3 black tear, 1 Mr. Asou Tarou, 1 Mr. Abe Shinzou, and 0 eye of darkness There should be one more Uropen, on the title page, but I think it's blocked by the english title again. I'll double check with the original to be sure
Nicholas Rogers
I can whip up another translation if you want, six pages isn't too much work. Probably not every day though, I can't always stay up past 1 am.
I will never not appreciate more Kumeta translations. Gonna have to learn some typesetting though so I can preserve the TLs better for future generations.
Adding to that, Shibuya Duty Diary (or maybe Shibuya Duties Diary) is the right way translate the notes at the end, I'm not sure what I was thinking with "group"
Brody Jenkins
And here's chapter 3, one of the chapters I typeset. I was pretty tired working on them, so I apologize for anything sloppy. This is only the second time I've tried typesetting something before. I'll change them
And that's REALLY all for today. Send your thanks to user for provide TLs for chapters 3 & 4, and make sure you respond to the poll above if you plan on attending the SZS S2 stream. You're obligated to.
>Hey, you made a happy face just now! >D- >Darn it!
>Now I'm going to be targeted by terrorists! >I'm a little envious about how easily pleased you are.
>For some reason, I haven't felt happy at all recently, no matter what I've done. >No matter what I ate, no matter where I went... I didn't enjoy it at all.
>I don't think you should have to try and force yourself to have fun.
>Sounds like your heart's caught a cold. >Could you stop trying to counsel me, please?
>Anyway, if we want to avoid being targeted, >we've got to make ourselves seem even unhappier. >Poster: Campaign advising children on how to avoid kidnappings.
>That's amazing! You're smiling like you've been blessed with nothing but joy! >How do you make that face?
>Paper: Name, Year 3, Class X: Toka Itsuko - 55 points
>The misfortune of others >tastes like honey.
>Is it all right >to trust that smile of yours?
>Puddings: Pucchin Pudding, a real brand of pudding.
>Shibuya Duties Diary - Terrorism wouldn't happen if adults ate pudding too.
>Sidebar: The brand of natto I always eat never becomes sticky, no matter how much I turn it. 担's latest misfortune. Well, whatever...
End. What do you do to prevent terrorist attacks? I'm not well-versed in Kumeta so I don't know who 担 is. Dictionary says it could be Akira, Inoma, Inomaki, Tan, or Yutaka.
