Nozomu Itoshiki is depressed. Very depressed. He’s certifiably suicidal, but he’s also the beloved schoolteacher of a class of unique students, each charming in her own way: The stalker. The shut-in. The obsessive-compulsive. The girl who comes to class every day with strange bruises. And Kafuka, the most optimistic girl in the world, who knows that every cloud has a silver lining. For all of them, it’s a special time, when the right teacher can have a lasting positive effect on their lives. But is that teacher Itoshiki, a.k.a. Zetsubou-sensei, who just wants to find the perfect place to die?
Chapter 96: I Will Not Return to Japan. I Could Not Make That Promise
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Previous chapter: Be mindful of first-timers; please use spoiler text for any spoilers.
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This is the second subject fail I've seen in the last hour.
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Sorry, it's the monthly daily chapter thread conference. We're all very distracted.
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Daily Shibuya Near Family when?
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And that's all for today. Torn between two different options, have you ever gone for the strange third alternative? Do you wish to start your life over?
As I mentioned yesterday, the original date for the S2 stream won't work out after all. Which alternate date would everyone prefer?
strawpoll.com /polls /xVg7dolMGZr
Lastly, in response to the TLs we received a couple chapters ago, I'll be dumping the first few chapters of Shibuya Near Family next, after countanon graces us for this chapter.
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May 7, 2022 - 22:23
this chapter has 1 Tsunetsuki, 1 pantyshot, 1 Uropen, 0 Amakudari-sama, 1 Miss Sakurai Yoshiko, 1 stork and baby, 1 stick dog, 3 black tear, 1 Mr. Asou Tarou, 1 Mr. Abe Shinzou, and 0 eye of darkness
There should be one more Uropen, on the title page, but I think it's blocked by the english title again. I'll double check with the original to be sure
May 7, 2022 - 22:24
I can whip up another translation if you want, six pages isn't too much work. Probably not every day though, I can't always stay up past 1 am.
May 7, 2022 - 22:25
Here's the first chapter.
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I will never not appreciate more Kumeta translations. Gonna have to learn some typesetting though so I can preserve the TLs better for future generations.
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It seemed like you were missing a couple lines in the second page of chapter 4, by the way (174.png). The panels next to the tire.
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Oh, you're right
>That seems about right, doesn't it?
> Working on the monkey bars pay the best, huh.
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Adding to that, Shibuya Duty Diary (or maybe Shibuya Duties Diary) is the right way translate the notes at the end, I'm not sure what I was thinking with "group"
May 7, 2022 - 22:43
And here's chapter 3, one of the chapters I typeset. I was pretty tired working on them, so I apologize for anything sloppy. This is only the second time I've tried typesetting something before.
I'll change them
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And here's chapter 4.
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And that's REALLY all for today. Send your thanks to user for provide TLs for chapters 3 & 4, and make sure you respond to the poll above if you plan on attending the SZS S2 stream. You're obligated to.
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May 7, 2022 - 22:57
Thanks op and TLanon! I was really hoping this daily would get interest in a snf tl going like the dowman dailies and vivarium. great work
May 7, 2022 - 23:00
Mirakuru is kinda cute.. Definitely not very respectable though.
May 7, 2022 - 23:28
always too many texts with this manga. my head hurts. am i dumb
May 7, 2022 - 23:31
Shibuya Near Family Chapter 5: I tried thinking about things like, "Winter break always ends so soon"
>Sidebar: A small-sized, but spicy and tingly manga, like a Japanese pepper
>Blurb: What's bothering Shibuya's third-grade elementary school girl?
>What's the matter?
>I'm training my face
>to look unhappy.
>Well, they always seem to target people who are happy, don't they?
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>What's wrong, everybody?
>You all look so gloomy.
>Good to see you taking the initiative, person in charge of Shibuya duties!
>That wasn't really my intention, though.
>If we look unhappy, we aren't going to be targeted by terrorists.
>This is unrelated,
>but it seems today's lunch includes pudding.
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>Hey, you made a happy face just now!
>D- >Darn it!
>Now I'm going to be targeted by terrorists!
>I'm a little envious about how easily pleased you are.
>For some reason, I haven't felt happy at all recently, no matter what I've done.
>No matter what I ate, no matter where I went... I didn't enjoy it at all.
>I don't think you should have to try and force yourself to have fun.
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>Sounds like your heart's caught a cold.
>Could you stop trying to counsel me, please?
>Anyway, if we want to avoid being targeted,
>we've got to make ourselves seem even unhappier. >Poster: Campaign advising children on how to avoid kidnappings.
>It's pretty difficult to look unhappy, huh?
>You always look pretty happy, don't you, sensei?
>Your smile makes you look like a wifebeater.
>Watch what you're saying!
>I guess, if you want to look unhappy,
>you've got to have a little bit of actual misfortune with you.
>Instead of looking for small blessings,
>let's start looking for small misfortunes!
>Small misfortune spotted!
>Huh!? On me!?
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>If you make that face, you won't be targeted!
>Small misfortunes spotted!
>That chair is wobbling because one leg is short!
>Due to a bad sitting position,
>your pants have polygonal creases on them!
>The plastic sleeve you like
>has a hair in it you can't get out!
>In that case,
>I found a small misfortune for you, too.
>That's not small!
>No fair! That's a genuine misfortune!
>Perhaps trying to make ourselves unhappy might backfire.
>The people targeted are always "disadvantaged".
>Those who look happy due to overwhelming fortune
>don't even enter the terrorists' field of vision.
>Left: Not a target, Right: Target
>But how are we supposed to make that kind of happy face?
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>That's amazing! You're smiling like you've been blessed with nothing but joy!
>How do you make that face?
>Paper: Name, Year 3, Class X: Toka Itsuko - 55 points
>The misfortune of others
>tastes like honey.
>Is it all right
>to trust that smile of yours?
>Puddings: Pucchin Pudding, a real brand of pudding.
>Shibuya Duties Diary - Terrorism wouldn't happen if adults ate pudding too.
>Sidebar: The brand of natto I always eat never becomes sticky, no matter how much I turn it. 担's latest misfortune. Well, whatever...
End. What do you do to prevent terrorist attacks?
I'm not well-versed in Kumeta so I don't know who 担 is. Dictionary says it could be Akira, Inoma, Inomaki, Tan, or Yutaka.
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Which ones will be culled this month?
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