Why is my heart beating so fast?

girls think this about actual guys unlike us who only think about 2D

Speak for yourself. bully stacies are great.

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I wish girls acted that way IRL

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>The guy from the marriage meeting is my biggest problem student?
>I have to admit, he's handsome, but he's my student and 8 years younger, and he always disrespects me in class
>I could never marry him

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Actually BASED.

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>glasses
Cute!

Is this still going on

>He loves me?
>But... he always bullies me and makes fun of me
>That can't be true, right?

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>You know, he is rather good looking
>And when he's typing like that.. his fingers are so long and beautiful
>If only he didn't have such an awful personality...

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I love hate couples; I wish real life worked like that

Pic related:
>He's such an awful playboy full of cheap flattery and a fake personality
>Everyone falls for his tricks, and I'm the only one at the office who sees through his fa̧çade
>I despise him
>But... I want to be violated by someone whom I dispise.

Ai Hibiki is a god.

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>another thread
You are mindbroken

Man, I love maid sama

>Who's that? Is she his older sister? His childhood friend?
>They seem so close... she has such an adult aura to her
>Somehow... she seems like such a good fit for him
>What's this painful feeling in my chest...

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It's better than all the chaika-on-the-front-page threads.
Where have those been lately anyway?

>Even though he always annoys me
>Right now, I don't mind staying in his arms a little longer

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I'm sticking my dick in crazy and there's nothing you can do about it

on the front page, of course!

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People like either don't even exist in real life.
Who has ever met an actual Taiga or Usui.

They are literally the woman version of a cuck, this is the female version of ntrposting and the jannies should really treat it as such

Evil women are not an actual threat to men. For it to be comparable, the woman has to be either disloyal or straight up crazy. Most sane men would not go for either of those for marriage, and not even sex or association for the latter.

>this is not a threat

I don't know about you, but I died the last time I ate hot lead in the face.

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Not an actual heroine, done comedically and one off than an actual story arc, and iirc the author for this one was a woman but I'm more likely to be wrong on this than not.
Either way an assassin who would kill you on sight might be a better argument. But I would argue that a better comparison for that would be some gutter trash whore (literal) dropout, or what they would call a "gyaru" in japan. Though even that is a complex web of cope that results in gyarus being okay with most. And as kanokari and higehiro and the wealth of "shoujo" have shown japan is first and foremost a a country of masochists aka cuckolds so I'd hesitate to argue on the grounds that the japs are largely sane.

>He helped me out again
>He does nothing but sexually harass me, annoy me, stalk me, and make fun of me
>But somehow he's always there for me when it counts
>I somehow feel like I owe him...

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>Ahh, catholic yuri academy; it is here where I shall find my grande sœur.
It took me way too long to realize that Maria Holic is a parody on Marimite.

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Women are evil by default, its more like men got no other choice.

>Why is it that birds suddenly appear every time your near?

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>actually healthy Disney romance without rape, stockholm syndrome, mixed feelings and everything else that makes for good drama.

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Why is it so hot?
He first picks you up in bridal carry, then he throws you into the water and stars coldly as you drown, and then makes out with you underwater while you're fainting from lack of oxygen but somehow are barely conscious enough to make out with the person who just tried to kill you.

Imagine the feeling of the peace that come just before death, barely realizing that it's the person who tried to kill you whom you're making out with, but still in your last moment finding his lips so soft.

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Ended in Japan ages ago. Scanlations died. Then someone translated just the last few chapters with the conclusions but none of the stuff inbetween.

I liked this girl

>without rape, stockholm syndrome, mixed feelings and everything else
Daddy Issues McGee got all that
Though I will also point out that for most of the first cour, Fakir considered Ahiru an incompetent annoying as fuck attention whore groupie, and outright loathed Princess Tutu for gathering up all of Mytho's broken heart fragments and bringing back all his suffering along with them

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At the end of the source material, they still hate each other and their relationship is so cute.
I want to fall in love with someone I hate too.

>Evil women are not an actual threat to men.
If you really are male, this attitude is going to straight up get you killed. Females are your overlords and have far more legal, social and institutional power than males. They can legally inflict social, physical and mental violence on males by using simps as proxy and get away with it. That power is multiplied multifold if that female is also a minor. You need to realize the threat females pose to you and deal with them accordingly.

>He must be using some kind of spell
>That's the only way
>That kissing my childhood bully can feel this good

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anywhere to read pic related?

Based.

It's untranslated. I bought it.
It's hardly amazing. THe typical problem with Ai Hibiki is that it tarts great but then becomes weird as the dynamc changes.
You can read Teach Me Love translated online by the same artist which isn't translated beyond the point that it goes to shit and it's fairly similar.
Ai Hibiki likes to have the characters have sex before they fall in love by making it clear that it's about sex, not love, and then ruins the dynamic by making them fall in love.

Lucky for me I live in a muslim country. Not a muslim either so double win

>a gurofag like Samura actually wants to be pampered
I see...

>His face is so close
>My heart is beating so fast
>I don't understand what he's thinking at all

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What is it about generic shoujo romance shit that makes it so much better than generic shonen romance?

Actual romance.

So you're British.

There's enough conflict and drama in the rest of the show that Ahiru/Fakir having reasonably mutual feelings for each other and growing to trust each other SHOULD just be allowed to play out as it does in the show.

Plus Fakir was almost at the point of wanting princess Tutu to actually fucking die at the start of the show in order to protect Mytho.

Lack of herbivore males.

The man actually taking action.

There's actually some tension and conflict in it. Compare that to generic shonen romance:
>These 7 hot bitches want to hop on my dick because they love how much of a "nice guy" I am
>But I don't want to accept them because............ because I don't, okay?

that or its shit like Komi/Takagi where 90% of the series is just status quo slice of life shenanigans and/or boring love triangles, where regardless almost NOTHING ever happens for dozens upon dozens of chapters.

Even if shoujo series draw shit out too at least they still generally keep the romantic events happening consistently.