What would you have done in this situation as Araragi?

What would you have done in this situation as Araragi?

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I would have fucked the shit out of her on the spot.

Nothing. Fuck the cow.

I would have smelled her asshole

Turned 360 degrees, walked away, and married Snake.

this but with bat, snail and doll, at the same time

cum in pant

Doesn't Araragi have the chance to be with Shinobu and Cat at the same time?

The opposite of any harem mc

She's the ghost of a 5th grader turned goddess.

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Do women use lewd pantsu like this all the time?

I do.

what do panties feel like?

Fabric. Fun fact the more attractive a girl the better her panties smell, I’ve never touched a woman but I raid laundry baskets every chance I get and the hotter girls always have better smelling crotches.
Fake, women don’t know how to use Yea Forums

Please consider this cat.

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Worse version of Cat.

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Oops *worst

Black is best

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Oh so that's why kids panties are so sweet smelling. I thought it had something to do with lack of pubescent secretions.

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Something about jam and inside.

Get Lasik

is araragi massaging her tits with his Diclonius powers ?

>he smells kid's panties

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Why did he pussy out of feeling her up, why are even the most perverted of protags like this? They should have fucked in that gym locker there is no reason for them to have not

sorry i am too smart to watch gatarishit

You don’t? Stop being gay

Turn 720 degrees and begin looking for snail

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give her a thumbs up

You don't know the quarter of it.

Walk past the bitch and marry monkey

That child should have a properly supported internal frame backpack with hip straps. You don't want her to have back problems when you are bending the child over a desk.

360 is a full circle retard

Based black hair connoisseur

You can bet on black.

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If I were Araragi I would blow my brains out immediately, because I hate Araragi

Best version of cat. I get hard hearing her nya-isms.

Once you go black...

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Bait

But if you turn 720° you go right behind.

Nothing, I'm married to the crab.

>cat bell collar

Cute.

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fucking SEX

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You get raped and eaten

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Turn off the slow motion camera.

Take responsibility by marrying her, make a baseball team with her, and make her the happiest woman in the world.

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Tell her “No way fag”, giver her a belt in the gob, and go hang out with Kanbaru.

I will snuggle and he will like it.

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Are her tits blowing in the wind? What the fuck?

Is that before or after she becomes the most wanted terrorist in the world?

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You can have Tsubasa. I want him.

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He moonwalked

Nisio really hates her.

How does he even able to control himself is what I wondering

This, but turn 1080 degrees, ignore snail and doll, and marry bat

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Maybe the reason you haven't touched a woman is BC you do shit just like that, holy shit dude

I would marry bat, fuck snail and kill doll if I had to. But anyways, why would you marry one if you can marry them all?

Live a quiet traveling life in a overland utility vehicle/camper with black cat.

Be best friends with black cat as we go on month long backpacking holidays around the world

Renovate families old ranch home in Wyoming with black cat.

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Big
Fat
Cat
Tats

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Disgusting cow boobs. I won't fap to her.