Suddenly, Makise Kurisu becomes your official girlfriend. How does your life change?
Suddenly, Makise Kurisu becomes your official girlfriend. How does your life change?
Parker Cooper
Joshua Moore
Don't make me think about that.
Levi Cruz
That means I can finally get Maho's phone number!
Xavier Bell
How would that even work? Have I possessed Okabe?
Grayson Mitchell
I turn 360 degrees and walk away
Aaron Lewis
She would break up with me in a day
Hunter Lopez
Manhandle her petite leggy body
Michael King
>suddenly
"I see. So this is how the world line changed this time..." *holds phone to face* "it's me. They did it again. That's right... I see, so that's the way it is... Then there's no helping that. Talk soon. El, Psy, Congroo."
Then Kurisu would be dropping her panties already, I believe.
Liam Collins
Id do late night binges with her while drinking dr pepper
John Howard
I go to shibuya to rape hinae
Asher Scott
I'm gay how does this work
Adam Powell
I break it off with her. I don't have the time for a girlfriend, it's not like she'd be happy with me working from home all day, and I don't feel like tending to someone else's needs when i'm in my off time.
Christopher Ward
>dump her
>date mayushii instead
tutturu~
Tyler Sullivan
But I already have a girlfriend. Does she die? Does she break up with me out of nowhere and Kurisu just shows up at my front door? Does she retroactively become Kurisu? Does she transform into Kurisu and still know about our relationship? Does Kurisu kill her and gaslight me into thinking she was always my girlfriend?
Easton Gomez
All the other nerds in my lab are jelly as fuck. I volunteer her to help me with my research. Probably not much else because I have only 4 more years to go to wizardhood.
Daniel Jones
Why the fuck wasnt mayushii the love interest anyway, MC is a fucking retard
Ian Jenkins
This guy gets it.
Childhood friends never win.
Joshua Ward
Mayushii is fine but fck dating her when Kurisu is around. It's not even close of a competition
Luke Torres
tfw no /sci/ weeb gf
I want my own hentai tensai shoujo
Lincoln Torres
>tfw no Kurisu gf
Jaxon Sanchez
What governing body made it official?
Austin Walker
Your brain, the organization managing your imagination.
Lincoln Russell
Sniff her feet before she dumps me.
Nathaniel Parker
I read a book or something to thank it.
Daniel Sullivan
I love Kurisu and her tights so much.
Luke Ward
I become significantly more ashamed of my life than I am right now. At the moment it's not inflicted on anybody except for myself.
Also this:
Anthony Russell
I now have cuddle buddy to shitpost and discuss hypotheticals with.
Justin Perry
I'm sure the banter would be excellent but I'm not sure I'd be able to keep up with her intellect. 3dumb5her.
Connor Hernandez
NURUPO
Logan Miller
Prpr
Ethan Butler
SG0 shows accurately how that relationship will go. Kyouma or no Kyouma, Mayuri will eventually feel that she is inadequate for Okabe as per their park talk. The minute she sees Okabe genuinely sad she knows she failed in making him happy, being alive or even his gf.
Brody Richardson
I'm well read enough to understand shit she explains to me, but nothing changes. I still grind for my house, then then my next property and the final one will be one I open my shop in. I'm not on`e to change trajectory, even for major turbulence like an anime girl becoming my girlfriend. I will prove that fuckwit that called themselves a teacher wrong.
Thomas Jackson
Kurisu research and grants and magazine appearance will pay well enough for you to be a live in fuck boy toy though.
Noah Hall
GA
Connor Kelly
Unironically would give me a reason to improve myself and my life instead of riding the hikki train to wizardhood
I would have to hide away my Kurisu figures though cos that would be weird
Landon Peterson
Okabe is a lucky guy
Julian Watson
>phoneposter
Dylan Flores
Post lewd Kurisu
Wyatt Phillips
Yup, it's the only available device right now outside.
Ian Wilson
Self-confidence drops to zero, become close to suicidal, try to mask it with humour to not seem like a wimp that's too jealous of her
Try to emulate Okabe to keep her interested somehow
Joshua Gutierrez
I improve, for now there is someone with me that I would end up disappoint
Parker Wright
based and shitposting-on-/x/-as-dual-tripfags-pilled
Landon Evans
Joshua Morales
I'd break up with her since she's too stupid and my life goes back to usual.
Angel Hughes
not a lot, since we are both autistic repressed deviants
Robert Nguyen
Fuck off normalfag
Asher Lewis
She's annoying and built like a rake
Nolan Morris
>How does this change your life
i would have a purpose and partner to share my dreams with, which are only valuable to me if i can share them. Living alone and improving for my own sake isnt worth it to me. That being said I cant be expected to gain a partner if I dont improve myself
and thus is the problem at hand
Christian Bailey
wrong
Kayden Green
just pretend she is your gf and start improving
Hunter Taylor
I can't just pretend those chemical changes into my brain user
John Walker
I would give my life to protect her smile
Jordan Garcia
Man, Amadeus is a sad existence. Human memories inside a virtual world. Must've been terrifying and lonely.
Mason Hill
At least Amadeus had access to the internet so she could shitpost on here but yeah, I can't believe a show made me sad over a program
Kevin Cox
>skirt Christina
AHHH MY DICK
Bentley Smith
I wanna shitpost while at work without the It guy knowing.
Sent from my Galaxy S10.
Oliver Sanchez
that'd be cool i like skinny girls and could do with a gf now
Justin Collins
The next VN needs a smug teasing girl to keep up with current trends
Carson Rodriguez
I move out with her and clean after her and fuck her/become house husband.
Christian Gutierrez
I break up with her and continue living my life as before assuming she doesn't beat me to it.
Jayden Cooper
Samuel Allen
I probably wouldn't feel worth it since she's a genius, but that probably isn't the way to think, since it's probably envy at that point. I would feel intimidated by her intellect thought. The back-and-forth banter would be nice.
Anyone here from the last Kurisu thread™?
Julian Reyes
But I already have a wife!
Levi Green
Cute wife
Jackson Gomez
I assume you mean the Maho thread
Hudson Jones
*lick*
Good tights. Good hotpants.
Jacob Martinez
Maho is not cute. Maho is not sexy. Maho is not attractive. Maho is not smart. Maho is not interested.
Maho is not needed.